Streetwalker Reports

**MrHunLow** · 02-18-20 15:42

He sent me this text. And I quote.

Man that is one lame assed hoe strow. Nothing personal fellas, I don't think it is just Fort Myers Fl. I think it's a dyeing trade and a losing game.

Saw some skaggy looking blond in a scooter, couldn't tell is she was on the hunt? Or selling her wares. Either way I wanted no part of her.

Black girl on a bike looked to be prowling for a guy named john. My middle name is john but I'm not that one.

A chunky little monkey with blond hair was the only somewhat viable option, but even she just wasn't enough for me to make a move.

**MrHunLow** · 02-18-20 12:54

Haven't really gotten over there too often.

I guess from what I've been reading it's really hit or miss, with a lot more misses than hits.

Probably a good time to bump into this Kaylee prospect as she just fell out so probably not too scabby yet.

Anyway I'll report back on my findings.

**Cruiser410** · 02-18-20 09:45

Around 7:45 ish Saw a cute blonde at Taco Bell sitting on the curb and one of the twins with the big bottom (Barbie maybe) walking in front of Chevron.

**RipSomeLip** · 02-18-20 09:06

Didn't make my morning am run, just cruised by downtown on am work errand, 730 to 800, dead out, seen Heavy SW by Jimmy Johns short hair blue shorts and black sweater, ? Or maybe some fat chick eating Jimmy Johns.

**Cruiser410** · 02-18-20 08:10

Heading out to Willies for breakfast maybe I'll find some desert before or after my steak and eggs.

**Cruiser410** · 02-17-20 14:35

Originally Posted by RipSomeLip [View Original Post]

Overslept 615 a, quick pass on 41 and one quick loop, no one out, I thought I seen Kayla by LeeMo bus stop, when I got to work jumped on public site and seen she was released, anyone sees her or confirmed it is her, she's a fun car date.

She's out alright. She trying to keep clean but its not working out well. No one can escape ,especially females they are weak.

**RipSomeLip** · 02-17-20 09:44

Overslept 615 a, quick pass on 41 and one quick loop, no one out, I thought I seen Kayla by LeeMo bus stop, when I got to work jumped on public site and seen she was released, anyone sees her or confirmed it is her, she's a fun car date.

**Cruiser410** · 02-16-20 09:50

Originally Posted by RipSomeLip [View Original Post]

Is Jersey around? Haven't seen her and intel?

She "keeps in touch. " Great dungeon workouts back in the day.

**RipSomeLip** · 02-16-20 09:42

Originally Posted by Cruiser410 [View Original Post]

Oh great, I have to take another look at her again then.

Is Jersey around? Haven't seen her and intel?

**Cruiser410** · 02-16-20 05:03

Originally Posted by Netten10 [View Original Post]

Jersey had a little female version of rip although don't think she knows who the babies daddy is.

Oh great, I have to take another look at her again then.

**Fox Mulder 25** · 02-16-20 01:20

Originally Posted by RipSomeLip [View Original Post]

Dude you don't want to try Melody out! Run. You be better jerking off with 80 grit sandpaper. She's about 3 years from jumping the shark.

I was only interested in her, because she appears like what I look for, thin, petite, available, my last attempt was Brooklyn, and that ended up a finish it myself, and with options running low, I have no idea who to go for. I live north cape, sexy Lexi has great reviews, but tall chicks aren't my thing.

**Netten10** · 02-16-20 00:54

Jersey had a little female version of rip although don't think she knows who the babies daddy is.

Originally Posted by Cruiser410 [View Original Post]

LOL More like Jersey had a little Rip. It was close but she says she knows it's not mine.

**Cruiser410** · 02-15-20 21:54

Originally Posted by RipSomeLip [View Original Post]

Oh no, I haven't had a regular since Jersey had cruisers kid and she went to rehab and dropped out of the life, Melody three years ago was a great car date, she way passed those days, jump the shark? Term used when a TV show hits the point of no return or sucks, jump the shark term was made by Happy days when Fonzie jumped a shark on water ski's, hence jump the shark. Melody has jumped the shark.

LOL More like Jersey had a little Rip. It was close but she says she knows it's not mine.

**RipSomeLip** · 02-15-20 19:26

Originally Posted by Netten10 [View Original Post]

Thought I saw you with Angel / Melody.

Just the other day.

P.S. What is jumping the shark mean?

Oh no, I haven't had a regular since Jersey had cruisers kid and she went to rehab and dropped out of the life, Melody three years ago was a great car date, she way passed those days, jump the shark? Term used when a TV show hits the point of no return or sucks, jump the shark term was made by Happy days when Fonzie jumped a shark on water ski's, hence jump the shark. Melody has jumped the shark.

**Netten10** · 02-15-20 17:47

Thought I saw you with Angel / Melody.

Just the other day.

P.S. What is jumping the shark mean?

Originally Posted by RipSomeLip [View Original Post]

Dude you don't want to try Melody out! Run. You be better jerking off with 80 grit sandpaper. She's about 3 years from jumping the shark.

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A friend of mine who is writing a book on SW just did a loop around the hoe strow

Going to hit the trail is search of some tail

Breakfast run

Monday am

To be honest

Little version of rip

Sounds pretty protective of on of your regulars

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