Massage Parlor Reports

**Crazy Old** · 02-05-20 13:01

Just spoke to my ATF Lily.

She had to move from her Troy location. So make sure you get her new place.

She also told me she wants to offer a $40 "4 wheel drive" discount on all 60/90 B2 B because of the expected bad weather. Please keep this treasure busy so keeps on visiting us.

Originally Posted by StressRelief [View Original Post]

Looks like she posted an ad in the new classifieds and the baking link is working.

https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=101490

Stress.

**NewSouth13** · 02-04-20 21:06

Visited USpa in Schenectady today, called ahead and asked for Yuki. Met me at the door, $60 hr, decent massage with a lot of teasing and ass play. On the flip, grabbed hand and placed on her chest gently, kissed her nice c+ rack and removed bra, she enjoyed every minute of it. Kissed her neck, and went back to sucking on her beautiful nipples. She came down to me on the table and started LFK, smelt great and tasted mint. Came after 15 minutes of play, then cleanup, excellent service. Damage was $. 20 total for the hr.

**NewSouth13** · 02-04-20 20:53

Went to visit for a massage, found it to be closed and replaced by a food vendor.

**PorkBun** · 01-30-20 23:21

Originally Posted by Akaduk [View Original Post]

Looking for a good massage in Albany NY area. Looking for suggestions.

Wellness Foot Spa in Colonie.

Spring Healthy Center in Colonie.

Magic Hand Foot Spa in Schenectady.

Crystal White LMT.

Do not embarrass yourself by attempting to get frisky with any of the above folks.

You're going to need to set up an appointment with Crystal, and you should for Magic Hand.

The other two, you can probably just walk in.

Personally, I recommend Emily at Magic Hand; probably the only one there that does body rubs (though she has been training an apprentice). Like I said, call ahead and set up an appointment.

**LacyLuck69** · 01-29-20 16:46

You can only get this by drinking bad Mexican beer with a lime.

Sorry, bad joke. Just trying to lighten it up a little. G.

**Snood273** · 01-29-20 11:24

Originally Posted by ToplessnCago [View Original Post]

I always wear a condom AND a facemask. Don't you?

Topless.

I fuck in a bubble. "I'm sorry. The answer is Moops".

**ToplessnCago** · 01-28-20 21:22

Originally Posted by JustMyWay69 [View Original Post]

China has reported a virus that has killed over one thousand people. The virus is spreading to america.

The Chinese woman in these massage parlors in this area, come from China to flushing new York to Albany, Schdy, Troy locations.

Just giving heads up to this news report for the past several days. Be safe.

Google coronavirus for more details.

I always wear a condom AND a facemask. Don't you?

Topless.

**Akaduk** · 01-28-20 21:14

Looking for a good massage in Albany NY area. Looking for suggestions.

**PorkBun** · 01-28-20 20:27

Originally Posted by HManForFun [View Original Post]

I am new to Albany. Great reports on experiences. Could one of the experts list down which are the best open places to go to? Safe too.

I do not claim to be an expert (just a talented amateur, LOL), but here is my advice: find an ad for RubMaps on this site, and click on the link. Write down the name, address, and phone number of any and every place that you could conceive of going to.

Then come back here and read through the last 50 or so pages of this forum, and take notes.

**PorkBun** · 01-28-20 20:05

Originally Posted by SnoBallGuy [View Original Post]

Anyone ever have any luck with her I have called a few times with no luck she sure looks good to me, she has a ad on RubRatings.

Asia is available for the weekend.

Some of the ads on there are for people / places who / which are working / open, and some are ancient and obsolete garbage. I am not aware that anyone has reviewed her (if she even exists), but I can tell you that that same exact as has been running on that site for at least a good six months, and maybe a year or more.

I also note that that site has an ad up right now for 18x3, which closed down ages ago.

**JustMyWay69** · 01-28-20 12:37

China has reported a virus that has killed over one thousand people. The virus is spreading to america.

The Chinese woman in these massage parlors in this area, come from China to flushing new York to Albany, Schdy, Troy locations.

Just giving heads up to this news report for the past several days. Be safe.

Google coronavirus for more details.

**Stark44** · 01-27-20 23:21

Originally Posted by HManForFun [View Original Post]

I am new to Albany. Great reports on experiences. Could one of the experts list down which are the best open places to go to? Safe too.

I love it! You are a welcome addition to this room, Brother! Just on scene, but you're already in step with many of our members. Make yourself right at home.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb.../t-773561.html

**HManForFun** · 01-27-20 18:02

I am new to Albany. Great reports on experiences. Could one of the experts list down which are the best open places to go to? Safe too.

**YupYup31** · 01-27-20 16:55

Hit up Ease recently. Got Kayla. She's a pretty girl who's on the thicker side with big Ds. Little to no massage at all just some rubbing with oil. Ending was very nice and the view was terrific. Was allowed to do whatever I wanted with my hands but no DATY at all. No FS. Only CBJ available. 70 to the house 80 to her (my choice). They do a good job of checking you out first before the activities begin and that's good but they're very visible. Go hit them up before they get popped for no license.

**SnoBallGuy** · 01-27-20 14:28

Anyone ever have any luck with her I have called a few times with no luck she sure looks good to me, she has a ad on RubRatings.

Asia is available for the weekend.