Massage Parlor Reports

[MattNews]

I had 2 dreams at the 6 shops in the last two weeks.

1. Cyn now Bentley was good and loves what she does. Her body is a 10 with cute butt. Started with BJ- cg- mish. Everything was great. Not a big fan of fake boobs but will definitely repeat. 170 in and out in 20 minutes.

2. Based on my first experience with Cyn I went again to 6 shops. Ended up meet Ashton. Doesn't look like her pics. First thing she said after we were in the room was no oral. I thought she was talking about DATY and I was cool. She then clarified that no BJ. I was super disappointed but continued to work with her. She then laid more rules no kisses, no DATY etc. She then didn't know how to put cover. Now I'm pissed. I take it from her and wear it. So we started with CG. She wasn't into it at all. I told her to do mish and she again didn't seem much interested. Finally I told her to finish with a HJ. She gave the most unenthusiastic HJ with 2 fingers. I told her to stop and left without cumming. Will obviously not repeat.

[Vaquero69]

Yea, I kind of got into it with her over text because when I would ask when someone was working, she finally told me that they are all good and to take what I get and that she didn't know when Raquel was working. I explained that's not how this works. I don't go to a car lot and say I want a car. Any car you have available. I ask for what I want, and I expect most every other person does too. She said she understood last night, so I texted this am and asked if Raquel was working today and she said she moved and wasn't reliable. So I guess that one is out.

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[NevauMind]

Yea, I kind of got into it with her over text because when I would ask when someone was working, she finally told me that they are all good and to take what I get and that she didn't know when Raquel was working. I explained that's not how this works. I don't go to a car lot and say I want a car. Any car you have available. I ask for what I want, and I expect most every other person does too. She said she understood last night, so I texted this am and asked if Raquel was working today and she said she moved and wasn't reliable. So I guess that one is out.

You are correct that whoever is handling the texting needs some people skill lessons. I have made a few inquiries there and was always treated exactly the way you describe. I guess I may have licked out this time. They had another thin blonde spinner listed around August that I was interested in, and was trying to find her schedule out and was told all the same things, to which I finally had to request they simply answer my question. Any how, good luck and happy hunting.

[Eldar69]

Yea, I kind of got into it with her over text because when I would ask when someone was working, she finally told me that they are all good and to take what I get and that she didn't know when Raquel was working. I explained that's not how this works. I don't go to a car lot and say I want a car. Any car you have available. I ask for what I want, and I expect most every other person does too. She said she understood last night, so I texted this am and asked if Raquel was working today and she said she moved and wasn't reliable. So I guess that one is out.

Thanks for the report. I like a fuzzy beaver, but need more than an A cup. As far as scheduling, you have to call and I suggest you need to talk to the girl you want to see and make a fuggin appointment. The owner or boss lady responds to the texts and she'll lie and say your girl is available even if she is not working that day. She must think that you'll show up and be happy with whatever answers the door.

[BananaOil]

Stopped in Lavender today, the place behind Flapjacks in Palm harbor. Saw the new girl, Racquel. Tight little spinner, small A cups with nice nips. Needed a shave or trim, as the nether regions were a bit overgrown, but a good time was had. 1. 5 for the half hour, which included BBBJ, 69 with FIV and covered FS. Finished CIM W / swallow. I will repeat. My apologies I have not posted many findings, and I am not sure how to attach a link.

Thanks for the report. I like a fuzzy beaver, but need more than an A cup. As far as scheduling, you have to call and I suggest you need to talk to the girl you want to see and make a fuggin appointment. The owner or boss lady responds to the texts and she'll lie and say your girl is available even if she is not working that day. She must think that you'll show up and be happy with whatever answers the door.

[NevauMind]

Oh, man. That's my favorite! That just moved her up on my list! .

Now if I can just get them to respond on her availability.

I was told Monday and Thursday daytime.

[Eldar69]

Oh, man. That's my favorite! That just moved her up on my list! .

Now if I can just get them to respond on her availability.

Needed a shave or trim, as the nether regions were a bit overgrown, but a good time was had.

[NevauMind]

Stopped in Lavender today, the place behind Flapjacks in Palm harbor. Saw the new girl, Racquel. Tight little spinner, small A cups with nice nips. Needed a shave or trim, as the nether regions were a bit overgrown, but a good time was had. 1. 5 for the half hour, which included BBBJ, 69 with FIV and covered FS. Finished CIM W / swallow. I will repeat. My apologies I have not posted many findings, and I am not sure how to attach a link.

[IFeelGood]

New Post b / c couldn't remember other pswd and got tired of trying to reset. All good. Anyway planning trip to Florida and thinking of visiting the Largo area. Great reviews on here so I will decide on a couple and report back anything interesting. Will probably try some not mentioned for variety. Any suggestions appreciated.

[RideMeRideMe]

This man speaketh the gospel. Even though her tits are small (size As, not total flat chest), I still like them. I realize that I'm in the absolute minority here, but I'd rather be with one who has mosquito bites any day of the year over anyone with manufactured ones. I simply do not like fake ones. They are a massive turn off for me.

I too am right there with you. Although mosquito bites down here are far and few between. Nothing like a bag of rocks.

[GuilfordBlacky]

Met beautiful Sky at Eve's Massage on Ulmerton. The gals there are always sweet to me and make the whole thing relaxing. It's true at Palace and Han River too, but I've gone to Eve's more over time, old and new location, so maybe it's just they immediately recognize me or something that makes it feel even more relaxing.

Sky is a great looking gal, muscular legs, very nice butt and man made boobs that are well done and fairly large. She was wearing a skin tight dress with nothing on it. Table shower was very nice, spent some time warming me up front and back and it was clear she got the idea based on my greeting in the door that she didn't have to feel me out what was up. She has a very playful personality, and smiles easily. Her hair is gorgeous, medium long but just luxurious. I really enjoyed my time with her but she's leaving on the 19th I think she said. 80 house, 160 for her. It was one of the best BJ with a condom I've ever had, it could have even finished from just that but kept going. To FS. It was very rewarding and fun.

[Tonto Monger]

On a side note, who ever is trying to score some brownie points hoping to get a little extra suck or something by showing Lu lu and any other provider these posts on here please stop. Lulu showed my a screenshot of a customers phone showing all the posts about her. She's kinda unhappy about it. You'are not going to score any freebies, your just going to ruin a good thing for everyone else.

Only a clueless, moron would do something so utterly dumb and risk ruining a good thing for everyone. This forum is like Fight Club. The first rule of this forum is that there is no forum. At least as far as the providers know. Anybody who as ever walked into an AMP knows that the providers are wary and cautious. Blabbing about what we contributors post here to the provider just encourages us to keep our experiences to ourselves and not post at all. And that defeats the purpose of this excellent resource we have and rely upon.

So whoever you are, pull your head out of your ass, and smarten up for fucks sake.

Rant over.

[Tonto Monger]

My comments were straightforward, I saw the "lulu" who currently works at Angel in Largo. Just trying to save another monger some disappointment here. Don't know anything about Lilly who may work at that location.

The provider at Angel Spa may have told you her name was Lulu, but your description "short, a bit overweight, mid 40's" described Lilly. No one, and I mean no one, would ever described Blue Moon Lulu as short or overweight. She's tall and muscular. Another monger reported that the reason Lulu left Angel and went back to Oasis was that one of the providers at Angel was stealing her identity and telling unsuspecting visitors that she Was Lulu when the monger asked for Lulu and had never seen her before.

In my first hand experience with both ladies, either of them will get the job done and I was happy with both. Of the two, I like tall, athletic Lulu a bit more.

[Slyasafox]

My comments were straightforward, I saw the "lulu" who currently works at Angel in Largo. Just trying to save another monger some disappointment here. Don't know anything about Lilly who may work at that location.

I've seen Lulu a couple times while she was at Bluemoon in Largo several months ago. Earlier this week I read about her being at Angel. I've never been there so I found it as the address was listed by the monger that posted she was there. I went in and asked for Lulu. The women was on the shorter side. She asked if its my first time there and I said yes. She told me she's Lu lu. She may be calling herself Lu lu but she's not the Blue moon Lu lu that is currently at Oasis Massage. I walked out and went online and saw another monger post she's back at Oasis. I drove over and yep, she is defiantly at Oasis. I stayed an hour and relived my dreams of Lu lu once again.

I told her what happened at Angel and she said that's the owner Lily now calling herself Lulu. She said she keeps begging her to come back but she won't go. On a side note, who ever is trying to score some brownie points hoping to get a little extra suck or something by showing Lu lu and any other provider these posts on here please stop. Lulu showed my a screenshot of a customers phone showing all the posts about her. She's kinda unhappy about it. You'are not going to score any freebies, your just going to ruin a good thing for everyone else.

[Rico7]

Similar names Which can be confusing. I reported on, and it sounds like you saw Lilly. Lulu is tall and athletic and is now at Oasis on Gandy. Can't go wrong with either Lily or Lulu.

My comments were straightforward, I saw the "lulu" who currently works at Angel in Largo. Just trying to save another monger some disappointment here. Don't know anything about Lilly who may work at that location.