Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

Even if you chose one hour nuru or jacuzzi at $220/ hour, adding $100 for BBBJ / DATY and another $100 for FS would max out at $420 for a full hour.

If you opted for 30 min, you would max out at $350.

Still, for FS there are less expensive options.

Personally I usually see Jessica since I have a long term relationship and am somewhat grandfathered with respect to rates.

That's another rate structure.

So far from what I've read and the girls I've seen at CLM:

1)$200 for massage / HJ.

2) $200 for massage / CBJ.

3) $300 for massage / CBJ or BBBJ (YMMV on the BBBJ).

4) $300 for massage / cfs (no BJ).

5) $400 for massage / cfs and CBJ or BBBJ (YMMV on the BBBJ).

6) $400 for massage/cfs ($100 extra for bj)

7) $500 for massage / cfs and CBJ or BBBJ (YMMV on the BBBJ).

On top of that, things like DFK, DATY, etc. All are at the whim of the girl. Some do it it sometimes, some do it never.

[Jinurso]

None of those providers are worth $500. My experience was door fee + 100 got you CBJ and CFS. I think the cutthroat pricing came in as the business grew.

Also there is the insane variability of it all in places like these depending on the girl and how much she likes you. You can have two people come to the same place. One guy spends $500 and gets a 40 minute mediocre massage, a five minute CBJ, and 10 minute pick-one-position cfs. Another guy can spend $400 and get an full hour of the PSE experience of his dreams in the next room. Even popular girls like Jenny seems to vary what she will and won't offer going by the reviews here.

[TheBigA1]

None of those providers are worth $500. My experience was door fee + 100 got you CBJ and CFS. I think the cutthroat pricing came in as the business grew.

Even if you chose one hour nuru or jacuzzi at $220/ hour, adding $100 for BBBJ / DATY and another $100 for FS would max out at $420 for a full hour.

If you opted for 30 min, you would max out at $350.

Still, for FS there are less expensive options.

Personally I usually see Jessica since I have a long term relationship and am somewhat grandfathered with respect to rates.

[GWheaton]

And even that can vary. Claire was $1 for a CBJ / BBBJ and $2 for FS. I've seen reviews where some girls treat those numbers as a la carte, meaning if you want massage, a BJ and sex you are in for $500. I'm not sure I would pay any of the girls I saw there $500 for an hour given that alternative options in the city have generally better looking girls with guaranteed GFE at that price. But a couple of girls would be worth $400 for everything, especially if you have enough chemistry to create a GFE session.

Edit: one more thing. The upgrade fee seems to be the same whether you get a half hour or hour, so if you are looking for fs, there's no point getting anything but an hour. If you finish quick and can't go again you still get a nice massage out of the deal.

None of those providers are worth $500. My experience was door fee + 100 got you CBJ and CFS. I think the cutthroat pricing came in as the business grew.

[Jinurso]

If you want more than a HJ or possibly a CBJ, I would bring an extra $100 and that should get you to FS. However, not all of the ladies offer FS and some only offer CBJ. There are lots of reports so the search feature will provide more details.

And even that can vary. Claire was $1 for a CBJ / BBBJ and $2 for FS. I've seen reviews where some girls treat those numbers as a la carte, meaning if you want massage, a BJ and sex you are in for $500. I'm not sure I would pay any of the girls I saw there $500 for an hour given that alternative options in the city have generally better looking girls with guaranteed GFE at that price. But a couple of girls would be worth $400 for everything, especially if you have enough chemistry to create a GFE session.

Edit: one more thing. The upgrade fee seems to be the same whether you get a half hour or hour, so if you are looking for fs, there's no point getting anything but an hour. If you finish quick and can't go again you still get a nice massage out of the deal.

[TheBigA1]

320 and no FS? Just want to clarify I'm reading that right.

I have reached the age where it can be difficult to maintain an erection while wearing a condom so I rarely partake of FS anymore. But, check the reports on Jenny that others have posted to confirm if it is available.

I will say that I was a little annoyed that she asked me to offer the amount of the tip rather than simply stating what her requirements were. Made me feel like I probably could have offered less and received the same service.

[TheBigA1]

I keep hearing about CLM. I will be visting next month any intel? How much should I bring?

If you want more than a HJ or possibly a CBJ, I would bring an extra $100 and that should get you to FS. However, not all of the ladies offer FS and some only offer CBJ. There are lots of reports so the search feature will provide more details.

[PatientX1]

Just visiting the city for a few weeks and I am looking for recommendations around Ravenswood, Edgewater and Uptown!

Rina is in Edgewater. She is L1 only, body rub or fetish, no FS. Her website spells it out, decent rates and no upselling. If it needs to be close by, she is very cool and worth checking out.

https://missrina26.wixsite.com/rina

[SmileySam]

They charge 1. 5 for 1/2 hour. What does that include? Do you need to tip?

[Jinurso]

I keep hearing about CLM. I will be visting next month any intel? How much should I bring?

Jenny seems to be the star of the show for most people. I met her but haven't gotten service from her so I can't comment. I probably won't see her because I have a regular there and have no need to see anybody else. But if you want a guaranteed good time, Jenny gets the best reviews here.

Everything else about CLM is pretty much what you can read on the first three pages of this topic.

[ValenciaGuy]

I keep hearing about CLM. I will be visting next month any intel? How much should I bring?

[Fit312]

I'm hoping to find a nice L2 and was thinking Ruby, but I've seen a lot of back and forth on that in the past few months so not sure. Any suggestions?

-w.

Ruby is a solid choice, particularly if YoYo is around, with Comfort on the other side of Ashland as a backup.

[Wenger]

I have to head into work late morning tomorrow and will be in the West of Chinatown area for part of it. Since my Sunday's going to be ruined I thought I'd spend a little me time. I was wondering if anyone could recommend a place on Archer? The closest to the area that I've visited is Macau where I won't return unless someone else wants to pay for me, and Relax on Cermak. I'm hoping to find a nice L2 and was thinking Ruby, but I've seen a lot of back and forth on that in the past few months so not sure. Any suggestions?

-w.

[AngelBravo]

She seems TGTBT but the reviews on that site look legit.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151990

As gorgeous as she is I'm certain some of you can provide a solid review.

Thanks.

I did a google search and actually found the real models. I'm only hoping these providers looks similar.

[Biliator]

A fellow monger introduced me to another Mercy satellite location, this one just west of Halsted on 36th. I saw Tammy there a couple times (not much to look at but sweet personality and gets the L1 job done. A few weeks ago she texted I should come try "the new girl". One could quibble with the term "girl" (mid 30's if I'm being generous), but attractive enough, with nice figure. She's now twice give me one of the best therapeutic / sensual massage combos I've ever had. I'm not clear on her name, but call ahead and ask for the new girl. She did tell me she used to work at Pink, in case that rings your bell. Happy new mongering year, lads!

Is her name, for those who PMed me.