Streetwalker Reports

**Humpty Dumpty** · 01-02-20 16:13

It was 1145 PM on January 1st. I got in the Humpty Hooptie and cruised the mean dirty streets. First Hudson. Just crackheads and bums. One guy offered to sell me some crack at Max's ghetto ass gas station. I am wary of buying gas there, its too cheap and makes me suspicious. Then Parsons. I saw a couple ugly girls. Then over to Sully. There were some decent looking women. But only the best streetwalkers deserve a creampie from me. I found the slightly younger sister of Danielle H, who uses the name "Tiffany" and is occasionally seen on escort sites. "Tiffany" usually demands absurd amounts of money and condom use is mandatory with her. Why would she not want my Adonis DNA swimming around inside her? The H stands for a famous English king, the VIII who had gout because he was a fat slob who ate and drank excessively.

She is 27. Like her sister, she loves rock candy. We got to the secret location. I offered 40 which is a high price reserved only for high quality women. She asked if I had a condom. I told her my dick was too small and wouldn't fit in a condom. When I pulled off my pants she rolled her eyes and said "Your dick isn't small! In fact its fat!" I had to laugh because that's the same thing her sister said when I attempted to use that lame excuse for not using a condom. She sucked it and her technique was great. Then her pants came off and we did it doggystyle in the passenger seat. I felt up her skinny ass and small tits. She told me not to cum inside her but I figured she would like it anyway. After we finished we took turns wiping our genitals off with a sweaty gym shirt. Here are pics of the sisters.

**Dave3879** · 01-02-20 09:50

Just BBBJ. She has swollen really hard breasts due to baby not nursing. To other monger question, she probably would milk. No judgement, not my thing. LOL.

I have her number, but so far I think her baby daddy is answering. Unless she's just really weird when texting. (anyone experience?) If I get her I'll update.

Originally Posted by JustVisiting82 [View Original Post]

Did you experience any issues with Red during your most recent date? She did just have the baby on December 22nd /23rd, and I have already seen her back out on the block. I am just curious as to how good that vagina feels a week later (she may have had a c-section because the baby was born early and is the NICU, but I haven't spoken with her).

**LilBigHead** · 01-02-20 00:59

She had a vaginal birth.

Originally Posted by JustVisiting82 [View Original Post]

Did you experience any issues with Red during your most recent date? She did just have the baby on December 22nd /23rd, and I have already seen her back out on the block. I am just curious as to how good that vagina feels a week later (she may have had a c-section because the baby was born early and is the NICU, but I haven't spoken with her).

**JustVisiting82** · 01-01-20 21:55

Originally Posted by Dave3879 [View Original Post]

Paige had her baby boy last weekend. Picked her up around Dakota / Avondale yesterday.

Did you experience any issues with Red during your most recent date? She did just have the baby on December 22nd /23rd, and I have already seen her back out on the block. I am just curious as to how good that vagina feels a week later (she may have had a c-section because the baby was born early and is the NICU, but I haven't spoken with her).

**Mr Stubby** · 01-01-20 17:15

Saw her out about a month ago, but had no time so l went looking for her two weeks ago and found her on Sully and Avondale.

She is 51, enough weight on her that she has a very nice size chest. Fairly long blonde hair, great attitude.

No kissing but fiv, BBBJ and did not care how long it took. Probably spent between 5 and 10 minutes feeling and sucking her tits before doing anything else. It was very nice not being rushed. I will see her again for sure. Made sure l got digits before l dropped her off.

**Mr Stubby** · 01-01-20 16:56

Picked up a girl on Sully just west of the train tracks. Nice looking, long light brown hair, nice large chest.

Got a very below average BBBJ. She would stop every 10 to 15 seconds to complain about hair in ber mouth. Was told no kissing, no feeling her chest but l could feel her ass through her pants. She said not to feel her chest because she is 9 months pregnant and her nipples are very tender, but she did not look pregnant.

Very friendly, but will not repeat.

**Mr Stubby** · 01-01-20 16:42

I have been lazy in reporting the last few months, so l will be posting several in the next few days to catch up.

A couple months ago l picked up Mimi near Wendys. I was looking for someone who wasn't a stick and had a nice size rack. Mimi is a bit on the large side with nice D cups.

Agreed on rate, went to a place of my choosing and got started. Got a slightly below average BJ and got to feel her chest. She refused to do anything else. After we were done l noticed a small what looked like canker sore on her chest.

Damage was a Jackson, will not repeat.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 01-01-20 13:19

https://youtu.be/P9exzjpioiU

This 20 year CPD cop made some rookie mistakes. I haven't used confluence park in many years. Never will again especially after this. And never go to a park like westgate after hours. Wow. Twice in one night. In all the years I've done this in Columbus I've been hassled twice by cops with a hooker in the car. The first time, which was 20 years ago, I was caught because I let her pick the spot. An alley! By Guilford. Never park in an alley. My car had a bad radiator so there was all this smoke and they thought a house was on fire. Then they caught us fucking in the act. The cop said "I bet you didn't use a condom when fucking this nasty hoar!" I reached down in my pants and pulled the condom off which was still on my dick. You should have seen the look of disgust on his face. I can't believe they took her and let me go Scot free. I'm just now telling this story. The cop told me to get out of "his city" and never come back. I moved to Columbus a year later.

The other time was near the short North. They didn't suspect the girl in my car was a hooker and both of us had our clothes on, we were just talking on the car and they let us go.

**Twisted36** · 12-31-19 11:39

So I still had the itch for a new girl so I hit the block mid afternoon after my scheduled UTR visit ghosted me. After cruising through the 500 for about 2 hours, I finally was able to get Chelsea to hop in the car. She is a finely built brunette. Small A's with no real scars, marks or sores. She had a tight little ass on her too. I finally made the scoop on Terrace by Roscoe's. She was a nice surprise. Very nice conversation and she smelled clean with just the right amoiluntof perfume. We headed to my spot and she was more than willing to meet my needs for my preferred donation. She did tell me that she was holding out for a regular earlier in my cruise, that is why she passed me by on 2 occasions. She was a terrific find. Excellent skills. I will be on the lookout for her again for sure.

Also out was Holly who I have dated a few times in the past. I did try to pick her up again, but she was on her way to the store and then home. She saw me and came over to let me know she was done for the day. I drove her to the store as I was headed that way. She is another good one. About 5'6" dark brown hair and willing to put in the effort. Can usually be found between UDF and Wendy's.

**Twisted36** · 12-31-19 11:28

Originally Posted by HamSammich [View Original Post]

I just left the area of Parsons. I think there may be under covers working the area. On my first pass, I saw two cars at the Kroger at Frebis parked side by side with their headlights on. On the way back North, I saw both of the cars cruising the alleys West of Parsons. And there was one girl out kind of close to where they were working. It seemed odd so I got the hell out of there just in case. One was a gray Durango and the other was a light colored Kia Optima. There was also a white Jeep Compass that made the spidey sense go off. Just be careful boys and keep your head on a swivel. Uncle LEO was heavy there and on Sully.

Thanks for the info. I think that someone else mentioned the Jeep sitting down on a side street down by Sully.

**LiveMonger** · 12-31-19 10:52

Originally Posted by Boosted1 [View Original Post]

Was it CeeCee that I saw in the bottoms this morning? Tall, skinny blond. Checks all the good boxes! Looped around for the 3rd time to scoop, and she was gone. Pretty sure it was her, thought she was away for a long stay at the gray hotel for gun charges.

She was on live pd. Caught with dude and gun.

She's not a good car date IMHO. Better to spend money on a room. She smokes the H along with Crack. So no needle issues. Problem is her behavior on that crap. However I've had some killer times with her.

**HamSammich** · 12-31-19 04:20

I just left the area of Parsons. I think there may be under covers working the area. On my first pass, I saw two cars at the Kroger at Frebis parked side by side with their headlights on. On the way back North, I saw both of the cars cruising the alleys West of Parsons. And there was one girl out kind of close to where they were working. It seemed odd so I got the hell out of there just in case. One was a gray Durango and the other was a light colored Kia Optima. There was also a white Jeep Compass that made the spidey sense go off. Just be careful boys and keep your head on a swivel. Uncle LEO was heavy there and on Sully.

**Boosted1** · 12-30-19 23:44

Was it CeeCee that I saw in the bottoms this morning? Tall, skinny blond. Checks all the good boxes! Looped around for the 3rd time to scoop, and she was gone. Pretty sure it was her, thought she was away for a long stay at the gray hotel for gun charges.

**Boosted1** · 12-30-19 23:01

Met Dana on sully near hague. Stayes just south of there. Skinny blond / brown hair decent A's, streach marks and extra skin from multiple kids. Went to my spot to cuddle. Top came off and away she went on mini-me. Just asked to let her know when it was coming. Usually that's when they start complaining, changing what they are doing, just using hands. Dana kept right at it, caught like a champ and spit into a tissue like a good little girl. 20 and done, will look for again.

**LilBigHead** · 12-30-19 13:59

Originally Posted by BackRub [View Original Post]

I cruised Sullivant from 1 pm until 3 pm. When it wasn't raining buckets, I counted 8 girls spread out from lower to upper Sullivant. Usually, there were only 2-3 at a time.

Then, I saw Paige. She was fantastic. Brown eyes, brown hair, nice legs and a natural D cup.

She knew just what to do. Despite being exhausted and wet, she took a shower, woke up and warmed up. The BBBJ was slow, then fast. She used her tongue to work around the rim of my cock. She drove my dick to the back of her mouth. I thought I would blast off right there.

We settled into missionary after she rode me for a few minutes. She moaned softly. I finished at doggie. It was too intense for missionary.

What do you mean by too intense in missionary? Was you able to get a BBFS as well? And better yet a bbfscip.