Massage Parlor Reports

[JacobsLadder69]

I'm staying in the Sherman oaks area. Looking for a solid recommendation. Doesn't have to be FS. A solid massage w / he is fine. Of course if there's more on the menu I'll take it. Any suggestions? Feel free to pm me.

Try posting this in the SFV section.

[NeetTitan]

Any in south LA? Much appreciated.

[OGswaggyP]

I'm staying in the Sherman oaks area. Looking for a solid recommendation. Doesn't have to be FS. A solid massage w / he is fine. Of course if there's more on the menu I'll take it. Any suggestions? Feel free to pm me.

[BigBadNut]

It's in the same shopping center as El Pollo Loco. Upstairs, opposite side. Westgate cross street? Never been in but look forward to your report.

I have been half dozen times, usually cute thick Latinas. Usually kinda rushed. Usually not a great attitude. But all in all for just about $$ you get the FS. Never found one worth repeat however. MMV.

The sauna and showers do not really enter into the equation.

[Oswalt]

It's in the same shopping center as El Pollo Loco. Upstairs, opposite side. Westgate cross street? Never been in but look forward to your report.

Where on SM is this place? Also always looking for a Latina spot. Been to Pine on SM and been happy. Anyone know if this place is legit? https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...d/9568742.html.

[PriscillaM]

Where on SM is this place? Also always looking for a Latina spot. Been to Pine on SM and been happy. Anyone know if this place is legit? https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...d/9568742.html.

This is the place that is disconnected on rubmaps.

It merits a full review.

Just text that number they give you the address.

You pay 50 for a half hour. You do not go for longer, it is not worth it.

They send in a housekeeper and you fuck her for 120.

[PaleMan]

I've been looking for a new Latina massage parlor. This place called Skin Care and Body Spa on Santa Monica boulevard looks promising. However, their page on Rubmaps has the wrong phone number and I haven't been able to dig up any advertisements that they've posted online.

Something about this combination of details makes me think the place is kinda sketchy. Looking to build up the courage to go to it soon but would prefer to hear from someone else about what it's deal is.

Where on SM is this place? Also always looking for a Latina spot. Been to Pine on SM and been happy. Anyone know if this place is legit? https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...d/9568742.html.

[PriscillaM]

I had to chuckle my ass off at the fooker who goes to the finger of gold and is wondering if he can handle 8155. The places are completely incomparable. It is like when that shithead was blathering about the death star and shit and vader told him that the ability to destroy an entire planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Fucken goldfinger is preseason and 8155 is fuken game 7.

The problem with 8155 is that traffic in l. A. (no wonder garcetti is not running for president) is as bad as the chuck steak from stater brothers, and the homeless crossing streets like they are slowrolling a royal flush make it impossible to get to the place.

But thank you to jesus Christ hisself and the holidays, there seems to be light traffic and I got to the health center in like 18 minutes, previous personal bet was 29 minutes. And, there was ample parking near ted and connies (no, I do not park in the 8155 lot, I may piss in the shower at temple of bliss, but I am not a savage).

I walk in and only the annoying smoking woman from the Russian bakery next door gave me the eye.

I get to the hallway and yet again, the security guard is not there.

The door is a crack open (think like a crack the size of serena w. 's crack) and I saw a blonde and emo, the mamasan.

I get to the window and she says hello and I asked for 45 minutes and handed her a hundo. I said, you will give me change. She says "of course" and mutters under her breath, what do you think is wrong with me. Sure as Kershaw could fuk up toast, she gives me 30 back and takes me to the farthest room in the back.

She says lay down and girl will come in.

Oddly, there is no cover up towel, so I get nude and lay face down for the usual fucken eternity until the shift change supervisor can comply with OSHA regs and get me a massage tech.

All of a sudden emo comes in and could not be more apologetic for not having a towel. She hands me a cover up towel and says "sit down and I bring you girls in". I walked to the next room and high fived the monger, - I was getting a line up!!

She brings in three Latinas. #1 was the blonde I saw before with an ass so big you would have to stand on santa monica boulevard to do doggie.

#2 was ireena, who I picked (but wait).

#3 was a fairly mediocre heavy Latina who should be working at the place above the little ceasars about 8 miles to the west.

I pointed to the gal in the middle and asked como te llamas (you are in California, man, speak Spanish) She said Ireena and I pointed to her and told emo I wanted ireena.

Emo looked at me like I had asked for an esalen massage and said, dude, we went digital and paperless in 03, there is 1, 2, and 3, which one you want. So I said 2.

The females left and ireena came in a few minutes later. I was face down with the towel over me and Ireena has more curves than the fucken rings of Saturn. A nice face too. Pretty hard boltons and possibly a fake ass – she did have scarring in the midsection, but not like a c section.

Black hair and fake lashes, she is from Arizona or something.

She does a massage for like 5 minutes and then is kissing my shoulders. She has me turn over and throws the towel on to crescent heights and covered my cock for some CBJ. She then got on top, I then got on top, and in accordance with the we ho regulation requiring at least three positions, we did doggie upright and flat. Note that due to her ass being big (it is fucken firm), you best have a bigger cock than mine to get up in there. The rubber thing was killing it for me, thank the maker for rubbers and their roe in stopping the pandemic of heterosexual aids, so I asked for a hand release. She obliged and I managed to hit the sheet on the side – the next monger is really hating life.

I tipped her out 120 and she said I was very gentle. You guys must ram the gals here like the refrigerator in 1986.

I will say that I prolly will never go back to the finger. It is like taking a master class in how to dress like a lady from a fig streetwalker. 8155 on a weekend morning is like magic against bird, none of this bulshit lebron with his groin injury as being an excuse for a shitty bench, AD not being able to play a fourth quarter, and lebron missing more free throws than a lunatic is missing cards from a six pack. .

[PriscillaM]

I've been looking for a new Latina massage parlor. This place called Skin Care and Body Spa on Santa Monica boulevard looks promising. However, their page on Rubmaps has the wrong phone number and I haven't been able to dig up any advertisements that they've posted online.

Something about this combination of details makes me think the place is kinda sketchy. Looking to build up the courage to go to it soon but would prefer to hear from someone else about what it's deal is.

I assume you mean the place on the 2nd floor across the street from the target. I will post my experience, but it is fat latinas fucking for a 50 dollor door and 120 tip. They censor all reviews. You can pm me. I recommend but you better like housekeepers like arnold did.

[YikesMan]

I've been looking for a new Latina massage parlor. This place called Skin Care and Body Spa on Santa Monica boulevard looks promising. However, their page on Rubmaps has the wrong phone number and I haven't been able to dig up any advertisements that they've posted online.

Something about this combination of details makes me think the place is kinda sketchy. Looking to build up the courage to go to it soon but would prefer to hear from someone else about what it's deal is.

[Mvmvm]

I'm pretty sure this is a different Coco than whoever was reported on here before, as she's been at this shop for only like a month. Cold hands and always asked "how much do you pay me" whenever I asked if I / she could do x or why. Not all bad though. The second time I got her she was massaging the little guy for a good 10 minutes as we were chatting. As I wanted to finish so we could get to the massage, I folded my legs, and she took the signal. She finished me off as she rubbed one hand on my butt, making it a pretty intense O. Later on she asked if I wanted seconds. I declined as I released too much in the first round and because the first round took a while. Gave her. 6, she asked for a bit more, so I gave her another. 1. I may visit her again as now we've got to know each other. She's been in the US for years so her English is ok. I do appreciate establishing a connection before donating my body.

[SaltyDog]

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

I agree your last paragraph explains it all. Even if you get caught with a boner. I just got a boner and that's it! No matter what we never offer anything in exchange for something. Even if you're told she told us everything. BS story for sure. You'll here it over and over.

The health benefits of massage really are good for the body. That's all I know too.

[BoneRanger22]

I've done my runs around the OC area with VN girls. Hadn't had any luck finding Korean girls.

Where are some good spots In the LA area for some hot young Korean providers Thanks.

[MyFinalHeav3]

I will be visiting LA next weekend and coming from the south there aren't many Asian chicks if any. Definitely excited to sample what you guys have in your town when I visit but after quick research, there are so many options to choose from its a bit overwhelming. I was hoping you guys can make sure I make the most of my short visit.

I will be near the Koreatown and downtown area during my stay. If any one has any good suggestions on who to check out I'd appreciate it.

Too vague. What are you looking for? Are you willing to drive?

For a sure bet for FS with asian girls, find one of the MP's in west hollywood along santa monica boulevard. The vast majority are FS. Otherwise you can try for one of the k-girl escort services but passing their screening can be challenging.

[KnoxDebauchee]

I will be visiting LA next weekend and coming from the south there aren't many Asian chicks if any. Definitely excited to sample what you guys have in your town when I visit but after quick research, there are so many options to choose from its a bit overwhelming. I was hoping you guys can make sure I make the most of my short visit.

I will be near the Koreatown and downtown area during my stay. If any one has any good suggestions on who to check out I'd appreciate it.