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12-05-19 10:03 #14518
Posts: 329Captivating Cougar
https://dc.rubratings.com/142357
This ***** is crazy. After we couldn't confirm a time to meet this racist ***** said I must be a Nigger, smelly Indian, spic, or Kike. I guess she only wants to see white men.
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12-05-19 05:55 #14517
Posts: 296Your request
Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]
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12-04-19 23:20 #14516
Posts: 406Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]
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12-04-19 22:13 #14515
Posts: 18New to the parlor scene
Not new to the boards but new to this scene so to speak. Will be visiting soon and thought I would finally give a parlor a try. Worst comes to worst and I end up with a mediocre message.
I have been reading this thread in general and found it very helpful. However why not post to see if there are any tips or things you all wished you knew when you started visiting them. Feel free to PM.
Thanks in advance. Stay safe out there.
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12-04-19 00:04 #14514
Posts: 342Originally Posted by Rhinopole [View Original Post]
https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no...a/7192750.html
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12-03-19 23:20 #14513
Posts: 331Google Earth Blurs (mongers be grateful)
I saw an advert today for a new spa at 2110 Gallows Rd in Vienna.
So, I googled the address to see where it is -- and since a google-earth pic was available, I chose to look at it.
Just so happens when the google-pic vehicle grabbed the image shown, a monger-brother was just opening the door (and was facing the camera).
Everyone can have a chuckle. And be grateful it is not you in the pic.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
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12-03-19 20:55 #14512
Posts: 225Viviana
Originally Posted by Adam2238 [View Original Post]
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12-03-19 18:18 #14511
Posts: 126Detailed Receipt
Legit Massages with a Detailed Receipt (Your name, Provider's name, Service Provided) are now approved by the IRS to use your Flexible Spending Account. Are there any provider's you recommend that can fulfill IRS requirements?
As a caveat, recently the owner / promoter of the 930 Club (DC) recently tried to "hard sell" a provider at a massage chain. Afterwards she contacted LE and they quickly set up a sting. Now you can read all about it in the papers.
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12-03-19 18:03 #14510
Posts: 126Oasis
Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]
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12-02-19 23:29 #14509
Posts: 263Wrappers
Saran Wrap = The poor man's Magnum.
Seriously, why don't you just take your own cover in with you to avoid this kind of situation altogether?
I generally take at least two because I'm an optimist by nature.
Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]
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12-02-19 23:04 #14508
Posts: 206Watch the blade
Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]
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12-02-19 22:20 #14507
Posts: 32Wierd massage at HT
I stopped in on my way home last week. I tried to get the same girl that I had an amazing massage with back walk and topless roaming, but she wasn't there. I got an awkward massage from this girl for an hour.
Good: Lots of teasing during the session ending was topless and FIV.
Bad: haggling over tip with poor English, and a really odd massage.
House. 8.
Tip. 6.
I wish I could give names for both but I honestly don't remember the first and didn't want the second.
I'm on the fence if I will return or not.
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12-02-19 19:04 #14506
Posts: 622The Old Switcheroo at Blue Sky
Next up was a favorite Chinese AMP in Manassas. Blue Therapy off of Digges. Lucy, was my provider's name. Mature Chinese but still fairly attractive. It's 40 for 30 minute option and 60 for the hour. I went with the 30 minute option. When flipper, I made the FS sign but she thought I was meaning BJ sign, which she didn't resist. I explained the FS sign again but this time she declined. So I went with standard noVA, which she took direction well and edged me to an explosive finish. Tipped 40 and she was happy with that. Big difference between some of the Korean places where the providers are expecting a lot more for a standard noVA.
Well, I had an itch today, and decided to visit Blue Sky based on the above review. I didn't get Lucy, but drew Angela, a young looking, very attractive lady with plenty of cleavage showing. I introduced myself and got a nice friendly hug, before laying down. The massage was progressing nicely, when the older lady / mamasan said something to Angela in Chinese. I didn't think much about it, until later when I started roaming, and the feel didn't quite seem right, but I haven't seen Angela before so I was really still clueless until I turned over and their is Mamasan. Now, she knows from many visits, that I prefer younger, really anyone but her. And in fact, I have turned and left and gone down the street many times when she was the only 9 ne available. She is a nice lady, and massage is OK, but she is not attractive and it's my fantasy, not hers. I let her know I wasn't happy with the switch, without asking me first, which has happened on occasion over the years when someone's regular shows up. Sometimes I've said Ok, sometimes No. Today would have been NO. Well, I let her finish and gave her a reasonable tip, but then I chastised her again, and told her if she ever does it again, I will get up and leave with zero tip. She got the message! Anyway be aware, just in case they try it on you. She also confirmed with me that Lucy is still there too. BTW, if I was shorted with my Angela time, by one of you guys, please PM me with your experience or just reply here.
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12-02-19 18:10 #14505
Posts: 275Rich Wellness
https://dc.rubratings.com/133208
Had some business down Rt 1 so I took the plunge. The door can't be seen from Rt. 1 or the sidestreet but once in the parking lot there are obvious signs pointing the way. The door opened and a decent looking Chinese (I think) girl squarely built but not fat opened the door. She wore a short tube dress that spoke of good things to come. The house fee is. 8 and a shower is available. The massage was terrible. She seemed to know how to massage but it became just a lot of very fast, firm to almost uncomfortable rubbing. It was like she had way too much coffee in the morning. She didn't short me on time or try to rush me out but she was just frantic with her hands. To be honest I was glad when it ended. She was quite generous with the roaming though and there was nothing off limits in that regard. I didn't like the C-cup manmades (I just don't like them at all) but the rest of her was pretty good. To my surprise she didn't begin to bargain, she just began the handshake while I roamed everywhere and was quite happy with it. More might be available but I didn't go there.
In all it was an uninspiring event. If I ever stop in again there is was another more slender woman who looked to be a bit older that I would try but not Jenny again.
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12-02-19 16:04 #14504
Posts: 17Prices in NOVA
Originally Posted by MasterFool101 [View Original Post]