Massage Parlor Reports

[JjGolds2121]

Hello Gents,

It's been a couple of years since I've been a regular member of this hobby. Situations change and now I'm back. I think over the past year I've visited three / four places which wasn't cutting it so planned a nice Sunday for myself.

Yams:

Never really explored Chantilly, so figured let's start out here as it's not too far of a drive for me. Go to Yams, and get greeted by a nice thick Ajumma LOL (not fat, but chubby / thick & provider was in her 40's? Definitely a fan of thicc MILF-type providers. Ok not too bad, she had a nice peach, and had me hungry for some fruits. When I was greeted by the ajumma she was wearing sweats but ended up changing into a skirt for the massage. Oh BTW I asked for HH and handed over 60. Massage itself was solid, definitely relaxing and w / lots of oil. After the halfway mark the teasing began. My provider did a SOLID job with the teasing and added some external butt play in there as well. My provider knew how to push the right buttons so well that my experience was over before I could even flip LOL. Sadly I forgot to ask for her name, but plan on visiting again to get that info. I think I went around 4 ish and there was no wait or anything. Didn't get a glimpse of the other providers. There wasn't a lot of small talk during the experience but the massage and the teasing will have me coming back for sure. I tipped 60 here. Looks like there may be more on the table for next time based on our talks. Will find out & report.

Later on in the night I wanted more relaxing times but most options around Chantilly were closed or closing so I figured I'd visit an old spot, Shirlington.

Shirlington:

Went to pet Kitty at Shirlington on Sunday night. Not a surprise, but the parking was terrible even late at night when I went to visit. I haven't visited Shirlington in two years. Wanted to see if Diamond has returned but Mama acted like she doesn't know a Diamond. Anyway, I got Kitty who's very thin, has a nice pair of fake "teddies" , has a lot of tattoos on her arms, and easy on the eyes compared to most providers that I've seen. Yum. Kitty greeted me in a nice, tight black dress, and had some blonde highlights in her hair. Opted for HH and placed 60 on the table. Afterwards, without any context I was asked to just put down 140. Since I've been out of the game for a while and aimed for a fun Sunday I complied. Got on the table, everyone's in their bday suits, got a nude body rub, not really a massage. No oil was used either. Roughly 10 min of rubbing goes on then the flip. On the flip it's FS, CBJ, DATY. Tried a few positions on the table. Top, bottom, her in doggy, etc. Kitty had a great attitude and made the experience solid, only wish her massage skills were as good LOL. After the massage Kitty helps me get dressed and teaches me some Korean LOL. Anyway, she had mentioned that she'll be going to LA for a few days starting Tuesday but should be back. Definitely want to return and see how the other providers are.

(Bonus).

Comfort:

Week before tried out Comfort in FFX. I think I drew Amy? At Comfort. She looked super young but told me that she was 29. She had a really thin body and an ok face. Asked for HH and it was 45 or 50 can't remember. As soon as I go to the room, I had to wait probably 10-12 minutes since they were so busy. Once the massage itself started it was ok and the flip wasn't anything special either. Amy said to come back and try one hour but didn't really have a reason to return. Tipped 40.

[K C Lawrence]

For all of you Linda / Coco fans. She is back at Angel and as fun (by NVA standards) as always. Great long finish but don't expect FS.

For those that have not seen her she has a good attitude and I would guess she is 40 or so.

Thank you for the update!

I will be back in Dc this week.

Coco / Cici / Linda is def one of my ATF.

[Mustang946]

I called ahead to make sure there was availability. Upon arrival, I was met by Eva or Eve who is new to me. She said that she has worked there for three months. She is Chinese, late 30's / early 40's and her English is good. I opted for the hour at $70 as I usually get a very good massage here. Today was spot on. She asked what pressure I liked and I received a cmt quality massage. I always like to chat with the ladies and find out more about them, where they're from, etc. She was eager to talk while working. Standard NOVA. OTC lower and UTC upper. I left satisfied and would see her again.

[Member #6313]

I paid a visit to Oasis in Dumfries and see what the deal is about this place. It's located in a sort of old dumpy small strip mall. I went in the mid-morning and the provider who answered the door didn't give the friendliest of welcomes. I got the sense she probably was in the middle of some other stuff (e. G. Cleaning or doing laundry) as she was still trying to tie up her hair when she opened the door. I walked and in and asked for 30 minutes. The rates are 60 for half, 80 for the hour.

The place is "old" so don't expect Spa Sung of Springfield type of interior. Asked for medium massage and she did an ok job. She asked me if I wanted the front massaged and when I said yes, she had me flip. She went for the standard noVA. I told her to tease me and that's what she did. She knows how to tease and edge a guy, I'll give her credit for that. I was done in about 20 minutes, a. K. a. The "Korean 30 minute" session LOL, tipped her 40, and was on my way.

She was fairly attractive face wise, probably late 40's, about average height for the Korean AMPs. She was wearing a hot pink dress showing off some cleavage. Just the fact she wore a dress makes me think more can be on the menu like DATY and FS. However, I can tell she is very experienced and likely to hustle a monger out of more than what he should be paying for anything above standard noVA. If she was wearing some tight short shorts sand t-shirt or tank top showing off her body, I may had tried for a little more. The cheezy Vegas stripper dress doesn't really get me excited. I didn't get her name as I don't plan on returning unless I'm in a pinch and need my yellow fever needs met while in the area.

If this is the Oasis on rt1 this used to be the place to go years ago. Beautiful young girls, table shower, massage, DATY, BBBJ and FS. Run by a lady with a raspy voice. After the major crackdown all the young girls disappeared at most AMPs. It's been there forever. The lady with the raspy voice was the only choice there for awhile. It sounds like it might be worth a visit just for old time sake.

[Mustang946]

For all of you Linda / Coco fans. She is back at Angel and as fun (by NVA standards) as always. Great long finish but don't expect FS.

For those that have not seen her she has a good attitude and I would guess she is 40 or so.

Linda is great and so is Ivy. Both are currently back at Angels. They used to rotate between there and King but no longer do so as King has a new owner.

[Krakatoa]

Anyone?

Also curious about recent Tokyo Therapy, or the spot on and Columbus that's close by. Anyone have any words of wisdom for these places?

I don't believe the place on Columbus has been reviewed here. Why don't you visit and report back, earn a little cred?

[Happy Guy 2]

Anyone from edensmodel or secret temptation provide more than massage? Thanks.

Just add charm and money. $.

HG2.

[Happy Guy 2]

Hey Happy Guy 2, tried responding but your inbox is full.

Wondered why not getting any (messages).

No notification except you. THANKS.

I guess 200 in the magic number, everyone should check their stored messages.

Happy Guy2.

[Serpico99]

I paid a visit to Oasis in Dumfries and see what the deal is about this place. It's located in a sort of old dumpy small strip mall. I went in the mid-morning and the provider who answered the door didn't give the friendliest of welcomes. I got the sense she probably was in the middle of some other stuff (e. G. Cleaning or doing laundry) as she was still trying to tie up her hair when she opened the door. I walked and in and asked for 30 minutes. The rates are 60 for half, 80 for the hour.

The place is "old" so don't expect Spa Sung of Springfield type of interior. Asked for medium massage and she did an ok job. She asked me if I wanted the front massaged and when I said yes, she had me flip. She went for the standard noVA. I told her to tease me and that's what she did. She knows how to tease and edge a guy, I'll give her credit for that. I was done in about 20 minutes, a. K. a. The "Korean 30 minute" session LOL, tipped her 40, and was on my way.

She was fairly attractive face wise, probably late 40's, about average height for the Korean AMPs. She was wearing a hot pink dress showing off some cleavage. Just the fact she wore a dress makes me think more can be on the menu like DATY and FS. However, I can tell she is very experienced and likely to hustle a monger out of more than what he should be paying for anything above standard noVA. If she was wearing some tight short shorts sand t-shirt or tank top showing off her body, I may had tried for a little more. The cheezy Vegas stripper dress doesn't really get me excited. I didn't get her name as I don't plan on returning unless I'm in a pinch and need my yellow fever needs met while in the area.

[Adam2238]

Saw Viviana this morning, first time seeing here. Beautiful, looked to be in her late 20's. Really nice body on her and was super sweet. Massage was decent as was the ending $.4 total damage.

If you are looking for a sexy young Latina, check her out!

[TreatEmNice]

For all of you Linda / Coco fans. She is back at Angel and as fun (by NVA standards) as always. Great long finish but don't expect FS.

For those that have not seen her she has a good attitude and I would guess she is 40 or so.

[Tom McAn]

Similar experience but different conclusion. Nice provider but 200 for topless HJ from a woman in her 50's (my estimate) is too pricey. Better value for the $ from several Thai locals and even from Springfield Latinas (DMelissa and friends). As far as an expanded menu, if 200 is the base price then it's reasonable to assume that other services are likely to bring the total damage to 300 and beyond. And, since I've never seen a review or report that anything like GFE is available, that's again too pricey, IMHO.

Just another monger's two-cents worth, but to each their own. Happy hunting and stay safe!

I saw Demi years ago when she was still know as Juicy Jenna. It was a decent time as I recall, but not long afterward I met another FBSM provider who offered FS for the same asking price Demi / Jenna wanted for a HJ. I never saw Demi / Jenna again. Of course, Demi is still active while the other provider has long since retired. But I spent $40 less on my recent visit to Thai provider Sophie and got the same finish. Again, to each his own.

[JohnnySalami]

Well said!

1. Some are too busy (or too lazy) to RTFF and don't realize they're calling a visiting Thai provider where the probability of a GPS upsell session is high. Then, once they've arrived, the little head wins out and they end up overpaying.

2. Some are always searching for the "next big thing" and hoping to find that elusive Unicorn provider who delivers steak at hamburger prices. Unfortunately, visiting Thai providers are usually exactly the opposite.

3. Some have MDS (Magic Dick Syndrome) and think things will be different for them. The problem is that it won't be different because GPS beats MDS 99.9% of the time.

Whatever the reason, indulging GPS just encourages more of the same and tends to keep prices higher than they would otherwise be.

[Palmore5]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9408829.html

Laila is not a visiting provider, she's local, but she is GPS to the max and "hosts" many of the visiting Thai providers in Tysons. Most of the ads used by her friends list their location as Tysons Corner Center or Mall.

I was referred by another provider so I gave Laila a few chances to see if we could develop some rapport and if she would warm up. It never happened because she is 100% about the $ and has no interest in good client service. Once she realizes she's not getting max cash out of you, she's done with you and ready to move on.

Her sessions are never a full hour and her massage skills are weak. When I first saw her she was charging 120 for the hour (actual time 35-45 minutes, incl shower) but that has now increased to 200. For that price you can expect a weak rub and disinterested HJ. You might get topless included, if you're lucky, but maybe not since everything is an upsell with her.

She used to advertise exclusively on Eros but now, since I'm seeing her ads regularly on Bedpage, I thought it worthwhile to post another warning.

Tina is one of the providers that mentions being near the mall.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty...a/9167874.html

Texted the number and was texted back from a different number. That drew a red flag but decided to continue the quest by asking for pictures. Surprisingly, she sent a few and if she had stopped at one it would have been convincing, but the second picture wasn't the same person and was obviously fake. Pressing forward we agreed on a time and was directed to the familiar complex. The door opened to verify the pics as fake and after a brief conversation I politely left.

[ThatGuy23]

Hey Happy Guy 2, tried responding but your inbox is full.