Strip Club Reports

[Ump1969]

Just a thought but why would a patron at one these spots shell out upwards of $500 and more to just get a quick in and out in the VIP (likely HJ or CBJ) when you could go with a kgirl for 1 hour and a set $300 or usually less.

Trust me I have been there at these strip clubs and have gotten suckered for 4 figures before but the set price and service in my eyes now is the way to go.

On that note how is synn these days and during the day for a extended lunch break. Was looking on their twitter looks like some nice girls there.

Just wanted to let you know you are not the only one wondering the same thing. Maybe there are secret millionaires here that have a lot more disposable cash than I do. I always thought the guys shelling out the big bucks would be the ones getting the pros that go out with you to dinner and then spend the night in your hotel room. I mean, if I'm going to shell out that kind of bread, I want the pro for the whole night, not 15 minutes in a closet in the back of a bar. But to each his own. I'm a senior on a small pension and will just have to stick to the dangers of the street girls and the streets. By the way, as long as I'm wasting everyone's time, why does anyone do AMPs? A lot of money for a poor massage by a girl who looks at you like she wishes you were dead, followed by a big money quick fuck? And before anyone tells me safer, AMPs get busted too, when LEO gets bored busting the bangers and coke dealers.

[DunKirk666]

I decided to make the COI rounds on Saturday. I started at Synn as I've been wanting to get a VIP from Rose and she was there, per the Synn roll call. I elected to do the 15 minute VIP with her. Wow is she amazing! As the VIP went on I realized that it wasn't going to progress into anything special and left completely depressed. Rose is probably the hottest dancer that I've seen at any of the COI clubs. I don't think anyone will make anymore progress than I did, but if you do I want to hear about it!

After leaving Synn I headed over to Deja Vu. Last weekend there was a real nice looking latina working there. Not this weekend. There were 2 working. Vicky and Paradise (yes, that was the name of the dancer). Paradise was no where to be found and Vicky is just plain annoying so I left.

One last chance, so I went to Paradise. I've been to Paradise dozens of times, but I've never gotten a VIP because the ladies there just don't normally do it for me. Not this time. Bam! Just like that, there's this girl named Amber that looks like she belongs at Satin or Deja Vu (maybe not quite hot enough for Synn, but close). We chat for a few minutes. Seems like a nice girl. End up going to VIP and I end up going home happy and cured of the depression that I was going through due to my experience with Rose. Rose is still the hottest I've seen so far.

If you had read Rose's reviews on BonedIn you'd have known that she's very low mileage. Great eye candy tho. Next time head into a club better informed so that you know what to expect and don't leave disappointed.

[FoxHunter158]

I decided to make the COI rounds on Saturday. I started at Synn as I've been wanting to get a VIP from Rose and she was there, per the Synn roll call. I elected to do the 15 minute VIP with her. Wow is she amazing! As the VIP went on I realized that it wasn't going to progress into anything special and left completely depressed. Rose is probably the hottest dancer that I've seen at any of the COI clubs. I don't think anyone will make anymore progress than I did, but if you do I want to hear about it!

After leaving Synn I headed over to Deja Vu. Last weekend there was a real nice looking latina working there. Not this weekend. There were 2 working. Vicky and Paradise (yes, that was the name of the dancer). Paradise was no where to be found and Vicky is just plain annoying so I left.

One last chance, so I went to Paradise. I've been to Paradise dozens of times, but I've never gotten a VIP because the ladies there just don't normally do it for me. Not this time. Bam! Just like that, there's this girl named Amber that looks like she belongs at Satin or Deja Vu (maybe not quite hot enough for Synn, but close). We chat for a few minutes. Seems like a nice girl. End up going to VIP and I end up going home happy and cured of the depression that I was going through due to my experience with Rose. Rose is still the hottest I've seen so far.

[McNutties]

Checked it out earlier this week during the late afternoon. First time there. I would say my first impression was that most of the girls are attractive and decent bodies. Some better in the face, some thin and athletic, and some more thicc and voluptuous. Some white, some asian, some latina, some black. In general something for everyone and I didn't see any girls who were just busted looking.

Met the infamous Alyssa and Andrea in the crew you guys mentioned. Both mentioned that SR COI had really gone down in the last year or so and have a lot of rules hence why they moved here. Took it with a grain of salt since talking crap about their current work place is likely a bad idea ha.

Andrea is white, cute face, decent conversation, little thicker but not chubs. Alyssa is half Filipino and something else, she could look asian or latino or something else. I think she was really good looking. Nice body with big tits, nice ass. Did the 3 for 40 with both and then VIP with Alyssa. I figured probably wouldn't be back too soon, so why not. But I see the MO once you in the VIP. Once they naked and you undressed it is hard to say no to most things. Thankfully only dropped another $$, since it could have been worse, left relieved haha.

Anyways you guys have any recommendation on other girls there attractive and good service but not so high priced?

[McNutties]

Stripclubs and AMP's are generally about impulse and variety. You can just get up and go whenever you want to. Within business hours of course. Escorts take an effort to set up an appt, get screened, etc. Two different approaches for the same outcome. Just depends on what you feel like having that day and whether you want to arrange in advance or see the girls and choose from the offerings available.

I get that. I suppose its also that thrill of chase or getting pulled into something spontaneous (though not really spontaneous if that was your goal and the girl is wanting to get it done for the $).

BTW anyone have recent reviews of Synn COI or Deja Vu in Ontario?

[DunKirk666]

Just a thought but why would a patron at one these spots shell out upwards of $500 and more to just get a quick in and out in the VIP (likely HJ or CBJ) when you could go with a kgirl for 1 hour and a set $300 or usually less.

Trust me I have been there at these strip clubs and have gotten suckered for 4 figures before but the set price and service in my eyes now is the way to go.

On that note how is synn these days and during the day for a extended lunch break. Was looking on their twitter looks like some nice girls there.

Stripclubs and AMP's are generally about impulse and variety. You can just get up and go whenever you want to. Within business hours of course. Escorts take an effort to set up an appt, get screened, etc. Two different approaches for the same outcome. Just depends on what you feel like having that day and whether you want to arrange in advance or see the girls and choose from the offerings available.

[McNutties]

Just a thought but why would a patron at one these spots shell out upwards of $500 and more to just get a quick in and out in the VIP (likely HJ or CBJ) when you could go with a kgirl for 1 hour and a set $300 or usually less.

Trust me I have been there at these strip clubs and have gotten suckered for 4 figures before but the set price and service in my eyes now is the way to go.

On that note how is synn these days and during the day for a extended lunch break. Was looking on their twitter looks like some nice girls there.

[OralHerSchiser]

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I never thought I would see the day when some guy on this forum would be justifying GPS. Then again you probably weren't a guy.

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[DunKirk666]

Don't get me wrong, I am not involved in the GPS economy and maintained a 25 year boycott of SR Industry (and most other SR nude clubs featuring liberal rules and game dancers) which IME, pioneered widespread GPS in the last century. However, fwiw, this is a vast exaggeration. If a dancer reads you to be a super rube rich person or just an ultra-pathetic loser who will empty out a thin bank account to make it happen, she may make a comment like "I usually get at least $2K for FS", but in every case she'll do it for $300-500 rather than letting you walk away - still too much but clearly plenty of us out there fueling these prices. Not one of these famous GPS girls is going to insist on a 4 figure tip for on premises VIP activity. If a dancer holds to a 4 figure FS demand it means one of 2 things: (1) She's not a UHM dancer (there are a few remaining in COI) and the easiest way to avoid the pressure of customer expectations is to request an outlandish price; or (2) She just doesn't want to fuck you (yes, it's personal) unless she can make a killing for having to endure you.

Also, I have avoided them so I don't have personal experiences getting beyond the negotiation stage with a GPS dancer (I would never go above $200), but I've read enough reviews and private reports from friends to understand that most of these dancers are smart enough to know that their GPS prices are not sustainable if they develop ROB reputations. Many or most of them are known for top tier service to back up their top tier looks.

Another thing about the GPS Crew is that they don't give a fuck about repeat business. They'd be great in a town like Vegas. They know that their prices are ridiculous and that once they nail a rube into coughing up serious cash that they will probably never dance with that person again. And they don't care. They rely on one time customers that don't know about their outrageous demands yet.

[The Camel]

You just make sure you don't show up with anything less that $2 K, ok?. And even then don't have high expectations.

Don't get me wrong, I am not involved in the GPS economy and maintained a 25 year boycott of SR Industry (and most other SR nude clubs featuring liberal rules and game dancers) which IME, pioneered widespread GPS in the last century. However, fwiw, this is a vast exaggeration. If a dancer reads you to be a super rube rich person or just an ultra-pathetic loser who will empty out a thin bank account to make it happen, she may make a comment like "I usually get at least $2K for FS", but in every case she'll do it for $300-500 rather than letting you walk away - still too much but clearly plenty of us out there fueling these prices. Not one of these famous GPS girls is going to insist on a 4 figure tip for on premises VIP activity. If a dancer holds to a 4 figure FS demand it means one of 2 things: (1) She's not a UHM dancer (there are a few remaining in COI) and the easiest way to avoid the pressure of customer expectations is to request an outlandish price; or (2) She just doesn't want to fuck you (yes, it's personal) unless she can make a killing for having to endure you.

Also, I have avoided them so I don't have personal experiences getting beyond the negotiation stage with a GPS dancer (I would never go above $200), but I've read enough reviews and private reports from friends to understand that most of these dancers are smart enough to know that their GPS prices are not sustainable if they develop ROB reputations. Many or most of them are known for top tier service to back up their top tier looks.

[OralHerSchiser]

Anyone have pictures of these three (Andrea, Suki and Alyssa)? What's their ethnic background?

The day I went, two of them were listed on the rollcall but not one girl that went up to me mentioned these names. Very few girls caught my eye that day. I'm a little picky though.

You just make sure you don't show up with anything less that $2 K, ok?. And even then don't have high expectations.

[TerrificEnigma]

It all started when the GPS crew were fired from SRCOI and went over to Synn and like a plague they completely fucked up the pricing. You can thank Andrea, Suki and Alyssa for starting it all.

Anyone have pictures of these three (Andrea, Suki and Alyssa)? What's their ethnic background?

The day I went, two of them were listed on the rollcall but not one girl that went up to me mentioned these names. Very few girls caught my eye that day. I'm a little picky though.

[AcuraDreamer]

I find all of girls in that crew very attractive. They are also very persistent in selling dancing. I can see why guys get lured into VIP and shell out ridiculous amount of money on impulse.

With that being said, there are plenty of girls in synn that provide excellent service for a lot less. They will ask for $400 but their real price is $100 to $200. Remember, they need you more than you need them. You just have to know how to talk to them.

I don't blame the gps crew for asking for their insane tip requests but I blame the idiot please who pay their rates.

[Jeep5151]

GPS is out of control at Synn. Can't comment on Keena specifically, but for a huge percentage of the girls there you may have to take out a second mortgage. LOL.

I find all of girls in that crew very attractive. They are also very persistent in selling dancing. I can see why guys get lured into VIP and shell out ridiculous amount of money on impulse.

With that being said, there are plenty of girls in synn that provide excellent service for a lot less. They will ask for $400 but their real price is $100 to $200. Remember, they need you more than you need them. You just have to know how to talk to them.

[TerrificEnigma]

HX a rip off also.

It hasn't been for me but YMMV. I usually do my research and ask around in the community about the services, accuracy of pictures and delivery of menu.