Strip Club Reports

**Poon Doggy** · 08-12-06 17:57

Anyone remember Miss Houston from the Pony? Found her out walking on main last night! She looks bad, she has those sunken eyes and she's lost a lot of weight, her skins hangs in places that isn't flattering, too bad! She looked good from far but scary up close, had to drop her off after finding her near 22nd street.

I said... "didn't you used to dance?" and she said "at the pony" and said her mom owns the place. I had no idea that she was Denise's daughter. She said to tell her hey next time I was in which also is sad cause she obviously doesn't keep in touch. I'm not going to as that might be a sensitive subject and I don't want to piss Denise off, ha! Got to stay in good standing there.

See ya Hunters!

Poon Doggy

**OldBaldGuy** · 08-12-06 14:27

OK, so call me green, naive, horny, dumb, etc. But for other than the young guys who can't grow whiskers yet (10 - 12 yrs old these days), why in hell are clubs asking for IDs? I mean for guys over 50 (i.e. Ron), what's the REAL purpose or hidden agenda here? Are they cooperating with LE for some reason?

Damned if I let 'em swipe me --- but I'm curious why they're doin this.

**Ron In Fla** · 08-12-06 11:07

Originally Posted by Delamancha

Wacko's now won't let you into the club without first swiping your drivers license into their computer database.

I can see it now, the nice little reminder in my mailbox, "Hi! you haven't had a lapdance since 07/04/06! Bring this card to Wacko's for 10% off!"

Yeah, that will make a big hit in my mailbox, if I'm not the first one to get the mail.

I told them I'll be going somewhere else for lunch.

de la M.

Linda's has moved from Kareoke to a titty bar cover for the CIA.

As my pardner an I entered last night the "doorman" wanted to see our ID's.
We're both over 50. I was just numb enough that I pulled mine out and he says " just let me swipe it..." and I jerked it back out of his hand. Fuck that. I"ve worked hard to build up this cover in the witness protection program and I"m not gonna let some ID stealing jerk blow it. I can see it now ... by the time I finished my beer there would be a fleet of blacked out Suburbans in the parking lot to follow me home. My street would be blocked by a broken down garbage truck, forcing me into using an alternate route that would pass in front of the book depositorie. There would be two shots from the grassy knoll and I'd be just another victim of the crime ridden city. Nope ... not gonna get me that easy!

**Delamancha** · 07-31-06 10:53

Wacko's now won't let you into the club without first swiping your drivers license into their computer database.

I can see it now, the nice little reminder in my mailbox, "Hi! you haven't had a lapdance since 07/04/06! Bring this card to Wacko's for 10% off!"

Yeah, that will make a big hit in my mailbox, if I'm not the first one to get the mail.

I told them I'll be going somewhere else for lunch.

de la M.

**Per143** · 07-27-06 21:18

Originally Posted by Xenocore 01

Emperor's. Haven't seen any info on that place, either that or im blind, where is it and can you describe it a bit?

There is one emperors on corner of University blvd and PH but not aware of any ten bucks cheap.. its same everywhere 25 for vip at all the strip clubs.. if u have some frequent flier miles you might get little extra nutting much..

**Xenocore 01** · 07-27-06 03:01

Originally Posted by med1969

I used to go there quite regularly, was always the best in town. Then I got ripped off by one of the girls, she stole 100 bucks and I haven't been back in two years. Once in a while I will head to Emperors, formerly Ceasars, on University. Lovely girls and the VIP area is better and ten bucks cheaper.

Emperor's. Haven't seen any info on that place, either that or im blind, where is it and can you describe it a bit?

**WantSum12** · 07-25-06 12:50

Originally Posted by RegularGuy077

look in back parking lot.

Looks like legit business.

Some kind of storage racks being installed.

scratch O'Brians off

Yes its being turned into a granite store, guess they will be selling counter tops insted of beer and fun.

**Med1969** · 07-24-06 21:36

Originally Posted by Xenocore 01

Went out there last month. Club is huge inside, not that much choclate, but not too bad. Dances are in the open in a blocked off section supervised by a bouncer. Looks pretty calm in there. Anyone else have better news about this place?

I used to go there quite regularly, was always the best in town. Then I got ripped off by one of the girls, she stole 100 bucks and I haven't been back in two years. Once in a while I will head to Emperors, formerly Ceasars, on University. Lovely girls and the VIP area is better and ten bucks cheaper.

**RegularGuy077** · 07-14-06 07:26

Originally Posted by Don Magic Juan

O'Briens was my favorite hole in the wall I used to go to each week. Miss that place. Curious about the renovations myself.

look in back parking lot
looks like legit business
some kind of storage racks being installed
scratch O'Brians off

**Don Magic Juan** · 07-12-06 01:16

Originally Posted by Ricksgsxr

Drove by and looks to be renovated on the outside looks very night clubish still on the outside. O'Briens was a bikini bar on north end of Phillips hwy just down from the Volvo/VW dealership. Been closed for some time.

O'Briens was my favorite hole in the wall I used to go to each week. Miss that place. Curious about the renovations myself.

**Clublvr** · 07-11-06 18:31

Drove by and looks to be renovated on the outside looks very night clubish still on the outside. O'Briens was a bikini bar on north end of Phillips hwy just down from the Volvo/VW dealership. Been closed for some time.

**Old School** · 07-11-06 18:07

Soon to be open at the corner of Blanding and Confederate Point Rd, West Side. It use to be a Karaoke Bar. Cannot believe with all the new laws someone would still ivest in a Strip Club in JAX. Hope it's a good one.

Old School

**Qtipper** · 07-09-06 21:50

Nice strip joint, can't complain.

My favorite along with the Gold Club.

**Xenocore 01** · 07-02-06 07:08

Went out there last month. Club is huge inside, not that much choclate, but not too bad. Dances are in the open in a blocked off section supervised by a bouncer. Looks pretty calm in there. Anyone else have better news about this place?