Negative Escort Reviews

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 08:52

Originally Posted by LapDanceGuy [View Original Post]

Surprising as almost all have had such positive reviews of late. It's only ever happened to me once, where I almost threw up and honestly couldn't do it. Someone back in CT, so no point in posting details.

Granted positive reviews can steer you in the right direction. But this is the main reason along with providers being either flakey, or wishy-washy, that I decided to stick to just 2 UTR's for a hot minute Cassie and Michelle1. Although Cassie ended up having legality issues and was on leave for a while and michele1 L started upcharging, gained too many clients, and that caused her to become overly sensitive so I deleted her number. So this kind of forced me to broaden my horizons. This has happened to me more than just those listed but I wanted to point out some of the most highly reviewed ones to call them out. Because that sh&*t is unacceptable in the community.

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 08:42

Originally Posted by Zillow [View Original Post]

There seems to be a pattern of picking trailer park chicks on your part. Maybe it's a budget thing but you usually get what you pay for.

I wanted to just post on some of the most highly reviewed providers. Granted I've engaged with UTR's and upscale providers and haven't had this issue.

**Zillow** · 10-24-19 08:35

There seems to be a pattern of picking trailer park chicks on your part. Maybe it's a budget thing but you usually get what you pay for.

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

**Dugglc** · 10-24-19 08:33

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:.

One of the girls you posted about also gave me a little something to remember her by. So sorry guys. I hope none of you got the same gift. (See reviews) since we can't post names on here. It didn't smell when I was there but I don't doubt it does now as that is a symptom. I have tried numerous times to contact her to let her know but get nothing but crickets so I guess she already knows and is embarrassed to talk to me. Stay safe out there. I understand about why we can't post names without medical records, but due to hipa regulations there is nothing public about medical records or I would have posted them. The only way I could post them is with a password to allow everybody to see all of my medical records. There is no such thing as a public medical record.

**LapDanceGuy** · 10-24-19 07:24

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

Surprising as almost all have had such positive reviews of late. It's only ever happened to me once, where I almost threw up and honestly couldn't do it. Someone back in CT, so no point in posting details.

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 00:53

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

**ChrisCline** · 10-22-19 23:33

Originally Posted by WindyMan [View Original Post]

This is Molly. She has an Atitude most of the time. Could be a bad date most of the time.

I lucked out with her a few years ago, dreamed that I came just before her phone rang with her excuse to have to run. Back then she looked really good, but I've heard she got fat.

**ShokDJ** · 10-16-19 18:50

Agreed on. 5 for a qv and went radio silent after I arrived. Waited 30 minutes and still no response. Absolute waste of time.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/37895952/

**ChuckWheat** · 10-14-19 09:34

https://40up.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/37820584/

The location is sketchy AF (Lancaster Road). The woman who asked for the donation before I entered the apartment is not the woman in the ad. I stepped in the door partially and saw three mattresses with three Latino males staring at me. No Thanks! I reversed course and exited at warp factor nine. We have all entered some sketchy situations while engaging in this hobby but this screamed setup and robbery! Avoid.

**Kaleo** · 10-11-19 05:50

So a long time ago I worked w this girl at Disney so I called her up so we could chill, she calls me back hours later when I'm on the trail getting ignored by Liz (5 x) higher than a kite and after s she said I can meet you anywhere which I reply by saying yes meet me at best buy just send me some pics first, she then starts talking to someone else about me and how I know her back from Disney. Imo just avoid.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...084/4079537737

**Mikaeles** · 10-10-19 13:03

Similar situation happened to me a year or so ago at BO very attractive younger girl with blonde hair took me first very fast shower got in room no tease straight to business and tried to turn me out at 30 minutes I said I need to see Snow when I said that she got worried snow came in she sat next to me while I was naked heard my problem told the girl to leave thinking I would get snow again because she started stroking junior and pulled those huge boobs out and let me play with them but Blue walked in used her mouth on me and rode me while I sucked on snows boobs for close to 45 minutes I was even rubbing snow between her legs as she moaned in my ear until I popped inside Blue after I said wow Blue started singing Snow said you happy I said never happier in my life she pulled her top back down hugged me and gave me a kiss as I left. Moral of the story if you feel cheated at an AMP speak up they'll take care of you especially if the now your a regular.

Originally Posted by Quacktastic [View Original Post]

That's precisely what happened to me at KMS which has the same girls as Shangri La. I paid for the hour with Kiki, she kinda rushed through the table shower and then went right into BBBJ in the room. 5 minutes later she's got me covered and riding CG, then RCG, the doggy and let me finish BB inside her (upcharge when I was vulnerable). She got up, walked out and came back in 2 minutes dressed and hugs me goodbye.

I'm like WTF, and say I have like 30 minutes left. Yuki comes in, talks to me, plays with my balls and then she sent Chloe in. She massaged me, teased me and then BBBJCIM for free.

At least they take it seriously when you have an issue. My theory is that they send the hot young ones back out to lure a new monger and have any available girls finish up.

**Fred5568** · 10-10-19 09:23

Anybody try the place called AA massage or your massage on Fairbanks in winter park?

**PounderHarder** · 10-10-19 08:25

Originally Posted by Rudiger [View Original Post]

I wouldn't say 'always', but the odds are pretty close, probably around 95%. At the very least, service will be poor since there's no incentive to do otherwise. It's no different than paying first when dining out.

The only exception are AMPs. Paying first then getting ripped-off at an AMP is unheard of. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard of an instance of it happening. But, then, AMPs are expensive and severely time limited.

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with with you guys. MOST of the providers that I have seen require payment up front. The main reason for this is too many mongers not paying after the dead is done and walking out so you really can't blame them for that. If you go to a hotel or house where ther is obvious management present I would just turn around and leave because if there is a possibility of getting ripped off this would be the likely setting. All of the higher tier providers require payment up front and I have never had any problems with that. After a couple sessions and they get to know you most do not ask for payment up front. It really all comes down to common sense.

As for AMPs the likelihood of getting actually "ripped off" is pretty slim but it does happen. I went to a FS AMP a while back paid the house fee and got to the room. The girl started asking what I wanted and I told her FS. She said OK, I gave her the agreed amount and when the time came she said she couldn't fuck because she was on her period. I told her she should have told me that in the beginning so I asked for some of my money back and she refused saying I had been there for over 30 minutes. After I asked again she flipped out on me and to avoid a scene I walked out never to return. So my point is it does happen. Just my 2 cents worth.

**WindyMan** · 10-10-19 02:29

Originally Posted by NedleyMandingo [View Original Post]

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/407-639-2176

This girl was a top 3 worst performer ever. Saw her the other day. Much heavier than the pics. Keeps her top on, tries to cover up JR before he's ready, CBJ for maybe 30 seconds. Only wants you to K9 her and was in and out the door in 13 min. Do not waste your money with her. She is also on list crawler with a bunch of pics you see here in this link. You have been warned!

This is Molly. She has an Atitude most of the time. Could be a bad date most of the time.

**NedleyMandingo** · 10-09-19 22:41

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/407-639-2176

This girl was a top 3 worst performer ever. Saw her the other day. Much heavier than the pics. Keeps her top on, tries to cover up JR before he's ready, CBJ for maybe 30 seconds. Only wants you to K9 her and was in and out the door in 13 min. Do not waste your money with her. She is also on list crawler with a bunch of pics you see here in this link. You have been warned!