Massage Parlor Reports

[Hive Chicago]

Interesting. I had several very nice 2 x pops in the first room, then a couple of so-so's. No serious roaming below but some top-side fun. Last visits were not as good as first. I'll stick with the first room if I can get in. Chinese 40's. Good, not great massage, but very energetic.

This has been my general experience too. Waiting in that shitty side room sucks, and I've had to do it more than once, but I enjoy my visits there and the ladies are enthusiastic.

[Mwhitt123]

I never schedule appts did in the past but either the girl was busy when I show up for appt or still had to wait so I just show up and if I have to wait so be it gives me time to get ready and relax a little.

I don't think it works. Last time they asked if I called. I said no. Guy came in right after, said -- I called! And then had to wait. You're lucky to have a walk-in at all but this town is tame compared to WA (not vanc) and CA.

[Mwhitt123]

Was there last week. Nice looking & extremely friendly 40's Chinese lady wearing very short shorts lead me to a room which looked like they slept in and made meals in. I waited in this room for about 20 minutes then she lead me to another room and told me to undress. She came back and took my money. Massage was good but not great. However I was able to work my fingers up the leg of her shorts and play. She pushed her crotch onto my fingers. Finished off with a HE. I will be going back.

Interesting. I had several very nice 2 x pops in the first room, then a couple of so-so's. No serious roaming below but some top-side fun. Last visits were not as good as first. I'll stick with the first room if I can get in. Chinese 40's. Good, not great massage, but very energetic.

[Mr Ham]

Was there last week. Nice looking & extremely friendly 40's Chinese lady wearing very short shorts lead me to a room which looked like they slept in and made meals in. I waited in this room for about 20 minutes then she lead me to another room and told me to undress. She came back and took my money. Massage was good but not great. However I was able to work my fingers up the leg of her shorts and play. She pushed her crotch onto my fingers. Finished off with a HE. I will be going back.

[IntoFun]

Stopped by this rainy morning. Paid the $60 door fee and drew Coco. It was another $40 but left happy. Massage was not the best but the other was pretty good.

Intofun.

[Axingole]

Hi:

Went this morning. Met Winter (she claims her name) . Paid the house. So so massage. Don't allow any touching. Did not allow to do even DIY. Got pissed. Finished and walked out with just 10 as tip. Will never go again for sure.

[TicoRubbs]

Have been twice now with 2 different girls and the same both times. Don't waste your money. Both girls are citer than your average place but they are TERRIBLE at massage and then use high pressure tactics for more tips. The entire time they are asking how much you tip and consistently begging for more tips. That is the biggest turn off to me and I will never return. There are an abundance of options in this area and I want a solid massage with a satisfying conclusion and this is. Other place. Don't waste your money unless you want to over tip and receive mediocre services.

Massages are not the specialty here. They are used to getting bigger tips for a reason. If anyone goes there for a massage, they will be highly disappointed and probably shorted on time. Everything else is available depending on who you get. Don't forget to bring a cover.

[WannaGoTo]

Yes I agree the massage is not too effective here, been here a couple times always get the feeling there just give me more. I seen more in your hand.

When I was paying the house fee I turned when I get the cash out, she made sure she could get a look to see what may be available.

We all have to remember they are clearly trying to make money, as much as they can all day, as long as us guys keep the numbers in line with the normal going rates then maybe they will relax a little (I doubt it) the girls don't know if we have been anywhere else before or who we are so that's what they do, they are in a sense at these places a independent contractor and its our job to negotiate when needed.

[Dexxzy]

While I agree the massage is terrible, I haven't really been begged for tips. I'll have to give it another go and see what happens.

Nancy and the other young petite one is okay; the older petite one is aggressive on tips.

[UncleChu]

Have been twice now with 2 different girls and the same both times. Don't waste your money. Both girls are citer than your average place but they are TERRIBLE at massage and then use high pressure tactics for more tips. The entire time they are asking how much you tip and consistently begging for more tips. That is the biggest turn off to me and I will never return. There are an abundance of options in this area and I want a solid massage with a satisfying conclusion and this is. Other place. Don't waste your money unless you want to over tip and receive mediocre services.

While I agree the massage is terrible, I haven't really been begged for tips. I'll have to give it another go and see what happens.

[BodyRub420]

Have been twice now with 2 different girls and the same both times. Don't waste your money. Both girls are citer than your average place but they are TERRIBLE at massage and then use high pressure tactics for more tips. The entire time they are asking how much you tip and consistently begging for more tips. That is the biggest turn off to me and I will never return. There are an abundance of options in this area and I want a solid massage with a satisfying conclusion and this is. Other place. Don't waste your money unless you want to over tip and receive mediocre services.

[MrNaughty]

Do you guys ever call ahead for appts and does it work?

I have limited windows of time for this hobby, so I hate to drive 20-30 minutes only to be told to come back in an hour. When that happens I usually just have to bail and try my luck another time and hope they aren't busy.

Other times I've been shown a room but have had to wait for 20-30 minutes while I'm sweating' the clock.

Seems like I should call ahead to make an appt but I dunno if some of our favorite local places even have capacity to answer phones and schedule. What's been your experience?

No, I've never phoned ahead. For starters, I'm uncomfortable leaving a phone record. Second, many of these ladies speak minimal English. Third, phone appointments are not always honored. (I've witnessed guys with appointments turned away if a walk-in slips in beforehand.) And finally, I have in most cases walked in with little or no wait time. The key, IMO, is to avoid the typical peak customer times--the noon hour and 5-6 pm (or so). I usually aim for before 11:30 am, or mid-afternoon, though I've also had some good experiences later in the evening.

[Zizix]

Do you guys ever call ahead for appts and does it work?

I have limited windows of time for this hobby, so I hate to drive 20-30 minutes only to be told to come back in an hour. When that happens I usually just have to bail and try my luck another time and hope they aren't busy.

Other times I've been shown a room but have had to wait for 20-30 minutes while I'm sweating' the clock.

Seems like I should call ahead to make an appt but I dunno if some of our favorite local places even have capacity to answer phones and schedule. What's been your experience?

I never schedule appts did in the past but either the girl was busy when I show up for appt or still had to wait so I just show up and if I have to wait so be it gives me time to get ready and relax a little.

[WannaGoTo]

Do you guys ever call ahead for appts and does it work?

I have limited windows of time for this hobby, so I hate to drive 20-30 minutes only to be told to come back in an hour. When that happens I usually just have to bail and try my luck another time and hope they aren't busy.

Other times I've been shown a room but have had to wait for 20-30 minutes while I'm sweating' the clock.

Seems like I should call ahead to make an appt but I dunno if some of our favorite local places even have capacity to answer phones and schedule. What's been your experience?

Yes calling ahead is the way to go, they of course will tell you yes come on or they can fit you in at a particular time, make sure to ask for the masseuse at least twice, clears confusion.

I have only had one place that didn't give a sh** in tigard and have not been back there since, more than once walked in behind someone and told them I called and who I asked for and was walked back and the person in front of me was told to come back in an hour.

The other thing that happens is they do know you will show up next time too, if they don't answer they will call you back.

[TomAce]

Two FS in two weeks at two different spots.

The first wanted 2. I laughed and offered her 1. Settled on 130.

The second didn't even discuss price. She smiled, said "you naughty" and bent over.

Happy to share in PM.

Where!? GW? Which gal? I didn't have any luck there just the usuall.