Massage Parlor Reports

[RobIvan]

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

Well, got around to pulling the trigger on this. Closer to Thai style but more of the recent Thai influx rather than the original KK, Tara local style. These girls come in and out (ala ginger stable).

Coco pics were pretty accurate which was surprising to me. Still only 95% sure it's her otherwise a doppelganger.

Easy setup, Coco was attractive, nice body, nice face, nice chest She was real sweet as well. I would recommend with the disclaimer of take care of specials before the start and it should be seamless. Gave me a nice massage after the finish as well. Only thing that threw me off was slight tattoo on stomach but it wasn't bad (and I'm not a tattoo fan).

[Watta]

Any news about them? I tried calling the other day and the phone said the voice mail mailbox has not been set up yet.

Thanks!

Watta Loss!

[JmSuttr]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9018216.html

Does that include water-cannon and blue dye?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[JmSuttr]

Yeah. She's probably Minnie's replacement. Her ad layout and number were a dead giveaway she's one of KK's brahettes. The two of them doing four hand together, that's sounds like some deliciously curvy Thai fun.

And then goddamn Socrates has me wanting Pad Thai. Those two chicks were just posting four hand ads a week ago under different names. I had my eye on the one you saw. Your boy Frankie appreciates your sacrifice. That ruby slippers shit had me rolling on the floor BTW.

Frankie.

When a provider is local, she pays attention to local pricing and competition and is (for good providers) interested in developing a good base of regular clients. When a provider is visiting, especially if she doesn't know if or when she'll return, her focus is more on making the maximum amount of cash while she's here. So, no matter how attractive and tempting the visiting provider may be, the potential is high for excessive $ demands, hard upsell, annoying negotiation games, and plain old GPS.

You experienced this with Minnie and I experienced the same with her replacement, Mayya. As a result I've made the decision to avoid the visiting Thai providers and stick with the locals. The visitors might be sweet and sexy, but the minute the money games start I completely lose interest and all I want to do is leave to escape the drama and bullsh*t. Besides, assuming for the sake of argument that I luck out and have a good session (as I did with Minnie), it's basically a one-off because who knows if she'll ever visit again.

I enjoy being a trusted regular and the perks of being with a provider with whom I'm completely comfortable, and she with me. That's an experience that can't be attained with a one-off or "once in a blue moon" visitor. While I absolutely understand the attraction of someone new, sometimes the search for the elusive Unicorn distracts us from the excellent options right in our own back yard. So I am hereby done with the visiting Thais, as the cons outweigh the pros (IMHO).

Just one monger's two-cents worth.

P.S. FWIW, I also think visiting providers are a significant reason the DMV has higher rates than other areas. Higher-rate providers come to the area and local providers are incentivized to raise their own rates. The visitors will often just focus on making quick cash and when they run out of suckers they just move on. Not sure what the solution is other than for clients to refuse to pay inflated prices. And maybe sticking with the locals is one way to do that.

[Frank Digitola]

LOL. Well the provider you posted looks similar to the one with KK in this link if that's any comfort? Haven't experienced myself though.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6470441.html

Yeah. She's probably Minnie's replacement. Her ad layout and number were a dead giveaway she's one of KK's brahettes. The two of them doing four hand together, that's sounds like some deliciously curvy Thai fun.

With so many BP restaurants advertising their new pad Thai specials, I figured I'd TOFTT and decided on Linda. Her pics are hot and I wanted to see if she was the real deal. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163388.html.

I'm pretty sure Ariya https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163420.html works out of the same complex. That's my two cents.

And then goddamn Socrates has me wanting Pad Thai. Those two chicks were just posting four hand ads a week ago under different names. I had my eye on the one you saw. Your boy Frankie appreciates your sacrifice. That ruby slippers shit had me rolling on the floor BTW.

Frankie.

[Tom McAn]

If you flip the script, they are probably wondering if you are trustworthy enough or a womanizer, given that you had patronized an AMP and maybe they are wondering if you are going around and seeing different AMP girls for service and will dump her for some other provider. It's a two way street. These women probably have had other potential "boyfriends" lie to them about not patronizing other AMPs and receiving services.

I've made the mistake of getting involved with a couple of providers in the past. Neither were Asian but the lesson applies regardless of ethnicity. Believe me when I say it's not worth it.

[PilotAviator]

Advertised at various places as Garden Spa or Lilian Spa. Discrete location with good parking. Ground floor entrance leads up stairs to interior entrance with usual door bell.

Greeted very promptly by a very nice MT (Lucy, slender, fairly fit, long hair, nice smile, over 30 under 50 (your guess)).

Paid the house. 7 for the hour. Arrived fresh from shower (as the garden does not have one). Excellent massage. Edging very nice. Everything was very nice.

Standard NoVA tips accepted without complaint.

I will likely return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Toadster999]

Weird question: did you happen to notice if Jessica was wearing bracelets. There used to be a "Jessica" at a place I go to but she left. I could always hear her bracelets when she was massaging me.

Dreamt up a visit to Spirit Wellness after having been gone for some time. Wanted to get another peak at Lisa's wonderfully shaped melons but to my surprise there was a whole new crew. Asked for 30 min and was about to be rubbed by what appeared to be MMS and said hard no. I demanded the younger girl I saw upon walking in and got up to leave when she told me she was busy. As I packed up my clothes to head out she changed her tune and brought in Jessica, attractive young 30's Chinese with decent English. We chatted for a bit on the massage. Her skills were amazing. Good pressure, and some back walking. Attention to arms and legs I was impressed. It was the best massage I've gotten here. After 30 min she told me time was up. No flip. No extras. I was going to push for it but honestly given the circumstances of the pleasant convo and awesome technical skills I was okay with no HE. Sometimes it takes a couple of visits to warm them up, but I don't think that's the case here. Thanks to this helpful site https://www.crimereports.com/home I popped in the address and discovered just a few weeks ago it seems LEO cracked down on the joint. So I'm pretty sure this new management is legit. Bittersweet. But Jessica gives a great massage and $40 for 30 plus a $20 tip means it wasn't a total loss. 10/10 massage.

[Kijimuna]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9146529.html

Seems Jaifu in Herndon has / had a Thai girl working there. Did anyone get a chance to see her?

[AllCaps]

Challenge excepted. If that's a Bruce Jenner brah you owe me a beer at the Nova Chapter Meet and Greet. I'm going to try this one for the brahs too.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9135616.html

Frankie.

LOL. Well the provider you posted looks similar to the one with KK in this link if that's any comfort? Haven't experienced myself though.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6470441.html

[Lioil]

I couldn't get screened by her as I had no references with a valid website or email. Text references, even with some well known names mentioned in this forum, weren't good enough; plus I'm retired without a valid work web site or work phone. I am envious of those who get to see her though.

What's her website? I couldn't find it online.

[SLuthor23]

She's real she leaves Sept 5th get her before she goes soft massage nice release.

Rates on the add for plus extras she lays out on the flip I did not ask for more than NoVa. She offered off top for. 8.

Someone try to negotiate for full extras.

S. Luthor.

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

[Krakatoa]

Made a visit to Tokyo last Thursday, the parlor is located on a busy road, with very little parking available. I recommend parking a block away at the mom and pop pharmacy. Just as an FYI, lots of visibility of you walking into this parlor, if you are concerned with that.

Upon entry, I was greeted by the MMS whom showed me to the first door. The place is small but clean. I was told to get comfortable, and that my provider would be in shortly.

After a few minutes, Sarah walked in and collected the. 80 house fee. I was not offered a shower, but noticed that one is available I believe for a self cleaning session. Sarah is a late 30's ish (best guess) Korean woman whom is around 5'8 and in great shape, packing some decent little Bs. I believe she is a smoker, but she does attempt to hide it with gum. She delivered a nice medium massage, and actually cracked my back. Shortly, some light touch begins, and she whispers in my ear asking me what I wanted. I told her everything. And she asks if I had ever been there before. I said no, I normally visit Shirlington Therapy, and that seemed to be a good answer. I was asked to flip and Sarah left for a minute, to grab supplies. She came back and immediately disrobed to reveal a nice, in shape body. A CBJ is started that felt pretty good but nothing to write home about. I am then mounted and ridden for a few minutes, and then asked if I could do the work (it was said as a joke but I felt like it was just an excuse to be lazy). I would recommend this place if you are not wanting to go to GB, but I wouldn't be looking for an exceptional experience here. I left $. 2 additional.

I'd say that's a pretty good description of Sarah, except for the 5'8" part. Maybe with 4" heels. She's all piss and vinegar and a lot of fun. Last time I saw her I had to stop and pull the table away from the wall 'cause I know we were causing some embarrassment for the Halal shop next door. Yumi is also attractive and worth a visit. She's more the smiling Geisha type.

I don't think I'd be parking at a neighboring property, though. You're liable to get towed, and then you've got some 'splainin' to do. You can park in back or down at the other end of the strip.

[NyHornet]

With so many BP restaurants advertising their new pad Thai specials, I figured I'd TOFTT and decided on Linda. Her pics are hot and I wanted to see if she was the real deal. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163388.html.

Well I text the number and pick a time. She confirms and says see you but never gives me a location. About an hour passes getting close to my dinner reservation and there's no response. So I text her back, "am I supposed to wear ruby slippers and smack my heels together three times or are you going to give me the address?" After 10 min I get the address and head on over it's a garden type residential area right off of Tyson's gallows. Easy to navigate to the room and easy parking. Lo and behold Linda answers the door and she is exactly like the pics. A Thai Bombshell of a dish with all those Cajun spices. I never get an hour with a provider I don't know so I opt for a benji for 45 min. Massage was good. A lot better than the CS places and maybe a tier lower than the quality you'd get with KK and the bunch. Couldn't really strike up a convo with Linda because she's FOB and uses a phone translator. She asks me to turn and a poor attempt at negotiating begins because she doesn't understand much. I motion for FS and she asked "how much you give" and no matter what number I gave $. 5, 6,8, It was a no. So I imagine if you want a full serving of this pad Thai bombshell you're going to have to take out a loan on your house. So I settled for a topless HJ which was still more than I wanted to spend but again I'll try any restaurant once. Technique was good and she was a spicy enough dish that I sprayed my hoisin sauce all over and left satisfied. Would I return? Probably not.

The massage was good. If you're willing to drop an arm and a leg for fresher ingredients for your pad Thai, give Linda a try. But for me personally I'm much more comfortable sticking to the restaurants I know. The seasoned chefs like KK, Sophie, or even the Annandale crew offer a quality enough pad thai for me to dig into without draining my wallet dry. I'm pretty sure Ariya https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163420.html works out of the same complex. That's my two cents.

Most of them seem to want +$100-140, though I have occasionally enjoyed for +$60-80 on top of the hourly fee.

[Tophat31]

Anyone seeing Natalia, advertising on craigslist as Customizable Massage? You have to email first to get a number. Says she's located near Ballston Mall which is good for me since its metro accessible. Her ad says she does "sensual" which was promising but when I texted asking if release was extra, she stopped answering me. I plan to TOFTT but if anyone's already seen her, let me know. Thanks.

Not worth it and avoid. Not a scam or any danger just poor quality massage, was late, extras available but was abstract on what they were and wanted a large sum to find out. Left empty handed. Money better spent on a good massage at the legit places close by.