Massage Parlor Reports

[Bomber69]

Dropped by this place last week after going into Green Apple where there was a 30 minute wait. Didn't get her name, but tight bodied flirtatious girl. Standard finish. But very flirty / into it. Tipped more than usual b / c of it.

[LPennington]

Med, you were right. I went back by early in the evening. Good massage but that's it. No extras.

Just the manager. They have a cute 20 something masseuse that I would tap in a second if I could. But she's not down. Covered massage.

Med.

[MedJohnson]

Just the manager. They have a cute 20 something masseuse that I would tap in a second if I could. But she's not down. Covered massage.

Med.

Stopped by on Saturday. They were not answering the phone so I stopped by seeing if I could get a late afternoon appointment. Was offered something in 30 minutes. The providers were old as dirt (even for AMP standards)! I politely declined.

[LPennington]

Stopped by on Saturday. They were not answering the phone so I stopped by seeing if I could get a late afternoon appointment. Was offered something in 30 minutes. The providers were old as dirt (even for AMP standards)! I politely declined.

[MedJohnson]

31 open. Same frumpster as before so assume same menu. Busy so I could not partake and went up the road for some healing spa time.

Med.

[TheSting24]

This is absolutely the most entertaining review I have ever read. You ought to write a novel, I like your style!

TS24.

I actually saw this sawed off chunk of confusion in Fort Mill, SC a few weeks ago. Was there for a work thing and ended up with this crazy broad jerking my Salt shaker. Saw she was in town so I decided to warn my fellow RDU monger brothers.

And if you are reading this Leesa, good luck remembering your unlucky victims from three weeks ago. I have blocked your number so you don't need to call. Here is a hint: Tall, short gray hair, mustache, and you commented on the size of 'little Salt Shaker'.

https://escortalligator.com.raleigh....6575453/durham#.

https://sweetmaturity.wordpress.com/my-information/

Xxx-xxx-0606 Is the last four of the real phone number.

Xxx-xxx-4567 Is the last four of the fake phone number she has in the ads. You can search Listcrawler for that.

First, a passage from her oh so well designed Website.

" AT THIS STAGE IN MY LIFE, I HAVE EXPERIENCED SEVERAL EROTIC THINGS. MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD. I'M OPENMINDED. I'M MATURE! I KNOW WHAT I ENJOY, WHAT I STILL DO AND WHAT I WON'T DO EVER AGAIN.

I ALSO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND MEN AND THEIR DESIRES. WILL I DISCUSS THINGS, TO AN EXTENT, YES.

I'M A LADY NOT A STUPID NAIVE YOUNG PROVIDER WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHAT SAFETY MEANS.

A SMART AND SAFE PROVIDER DOES NOT OFFER SHORT SERVICES. ONLY HARD UP HOOKERS, SCAMMERS AND UNDERCOVER COPS DO THAT."

OK so I have weird taste. I am attracted to "Small BBW's with big knockers for titty fucking". And well, she was the first one to respond.

Going to Sergio Leone style on this one: Good, Bad and ugly!

Good: Easy to set appointment. But in retrospect that was likely due to the fact that she is unlikely to have a lot of repeat customers. Titties are large, firm, and she does not mind a good old Russian dressing applied to them.

Bad: Her face could stop a clock. Plain as homemade lye soap as my grandma used to say. The photos are a bit deceptive as they are nit current and are from flattering angles. She is a bit more 'dumpy' that curvy. When I commented on her sort of plain jane Wordpress site she told me she was also a professional web designer and that she only did massage to earn 'extra' money for her retirement. I feel so bad for her clients. Who wants a site with all those giant, very bossy comments. "THIS WEBSITE IS EXTREMELY INFORMATIVE". Made me think of the Daliks in Dr. Who. And the entire bloody page is in ALL CAPS!

Ugly: No BJ's. And was really snotty about it when I asked as she was about to drown my wang in lotion for Operation Bad Handjob. Oh BTW Wordpress Designer of the Day, that lotion is NOT scent free. Smelled like an old woman's handbag. And you need to do a better job of getting as much of it off at the end. My crotch was sort of red and itchy after that crap dried on my skin.

But truly the one thing that you could not avoid if you tried with this harlot they ran out of the trailer park js the goddamn incessant and insane talking. She talked about:

Her husbands.

Sister.

How any girl that would blow ya is a *****.

Her son.

His wife.

The time she went to California.

Living in Florida.

You could literally write anything in this list and you would have a good chance of her having discussed it.

And then the dirty talk while she was doing the greasy pole pull and then the titfuck. OMG. All over the place, no rhyme or reason, lots of talk about 'Imagine you are doing this to my sopping wet pussy' and that sort of thing. BUT all done at the same loud, annoying volume and tone of voice as the never ending psycho babble bipolar bullshit she has been carrying on for the last 45 minutes.

If you rub warm greasy tits up and down on my junk for long enough I will eventually ejaculate regardless of what you are talking about to me. So finally I spewed out a salted vanilla cream shot and that was that.

So in summary; a rude little NJ chunklet rubbed smelly lotion on me and gave me a half hearted Russian while talking too damn loud, too damn much, about too damn much bullshit. And I paid $130 for the privilege. Hey you can not win them all!

[MedJohnson]

Hit This place. Essentially legit and wanted a decent rub. No fun to be had but she did get me worked up. Hit a nearby fake Asian to scratch the yellow fever itch and had an excellent dream.

Med.

[BallAllDay]

How you really feel! LOL Hilarious. Thanks for the heads up. You should unblock her just to see her responses! Oh and $130 is not bad. I've lost more than that in one fell swoop. "salt shaker" that's epic!

I actually saw this sawed off chunk of confusion in Fort Mill, SC a few weeks ago. Was there for a work thing and ended up with this crazy broad jerking my Salt shaker. Saw she was in town so I decided to warn my fellow RDU monger brothers.

And if you are reading this Leesa, good luck remembering your unlucky victims from three weeks ago. I have blocked your number so you don't need to call. Here is a hint: Tall, short gray hair, mustache, and you commented on the size of 'little Salt Shaker'.

https://escortalligator.com.raleigh....6575453/durham#.

https://sweetmaturity.wordpress.com/my-information/

Xxx-xxx-0606 Is the last four of the real phone number.

Xxx-xxx-4567 Is the last four of the fake phone number she has in the ads. You can search Listcrawler for that.

[Big Tork]

Hey there XHippie.

Sorry to hear about the experience. Looks like timing is everything.

- Tork.

Been awhile since I been there, been reading some positive reviews. I checked it out. While I'm in the room I heard at least 2 or 3 different voices (employees) place was busy today door constantly dinging. Unfortunately I drew a DUD. Skinny average looks guessing late 40's good English bla bla attitude. On a scale of 1 to 10. Massage 4, looks 3 no ass no tits, Nicely Dressed 1 like she was getting ready to do laundry then hit the couch to watch TV, allow touching A BIG FAT 0, sensual skills 0, menu what menu? HJ skills a 2 my dick got more action me shaking the piss off. I could tell about 25 minutes ito the session oh boy this is just going to be a place to relax and catch a nap. Flip time LOL it was like she was reading from a script quoting her price terms. I put an end to that and said a flat rate. Then her true skills or lack of started to show. I mean she really was a sweet lady but no experience. She's the skinny one shoulder length hair full lips husky voice probably a smoker. I'm sure there's more fun there to visit even their voices through the walls sounded younger than what I had which Im assuming are the ones I read some decent reviews about. And no I didn't pop she just wasn't doing it for me, it happens make the donation to support your local AMP and move on.

[XHippie]

Mandarin spa 6325 falls if neuse. Like the old accupressure at Crabtree $58 fir the hour. They drape you but use oil and uncover as needed. You could also try any h rated spa on jjs list. Think Apex spa on duraleigh is rated like this. Took me 6 tries there for a pop. Just don't throw any signals.

Over the last several years when it was called Keep Healthy it was a legit massage only BUT once in awhile there would be someone working there that would offer more. I was fortunate to get to know at least 2, one of those has been long gone and is definitely in my fantasy file should have got her number, but man I had to be really quiet because of their set up. With the new owners I'm a little out of the loop on who works there and if there is a UTR service provider. But at $58 an hour they usually gave a decent massage. IF anyone has any juicy info on a current provider that offers extra service a PM would be appreciated but my gut tells me they are 100% legit.

[Dasalt]

I actually saw this sawed off chunk of confusion in Fort Mill, SC a few weeks ago. Was there for a work thing and ended up with this crazy broad jerking my Salt shaker. Saw she was in town so I decided to warn my fellow RDU monger brothers.

And if you are reading this Leesa, good luck remembering your unlucky victims from three weeks ago. I have blocked your number so you don't need to call. Here is a hint: Tall, short gray hair, mustache, and you commented on the size of 'little Salt Shaker'.

https://escortalligator.com.raleigh....6575453/durham#.

https://sweetmaturity.wordpress.com/my-information/

Xxx-xxx-0606 Is the last four of the real phone number.

Xxx-xxx-4567 Is the last four of the fake phone number she has in the ads. You can search Listcrawler for that.

First, a passage from her oh so well designed Website.

" AT THIS STAGE IN MY LIFE, I HAVE EXPERIENCED SEVERAL EROTIC THINGS. MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD. I'M OPENMINDED. I'M MATURE! I KNOW WHAT I ENJOY, WHAT I STILL DO AND WHAT I WON'T DO EVER AGAIN.

I ALSO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND MEN AND THEIR DESIRES. WILL I DISCUSS THINGS, TO AN EXTENT, YES.

I'M A LADY NOT A STUPID NAIVE YOUNG PROVIDER WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHAT SAFETY MEANS.

A SMART AND SAFE PROVIDER DOES NOT OFFER SHORT SERVICES. ONLY HARD UP HOOKERS, SCAMMERS AND UNDERCOVER COPS DO THAT."

OK so I have weird taste. I am attracted to "Small BBW's with big knockers for titty fucking". And well, she was the first one to respond.

Going to Sergio Leone style on this one: Good, Bad and ugly!

Good: Easy to set appointment. But in retrospect that was likely due to the fact that she is unlikely to have a lot of repeat customers. Titties are large, firm, and she does not mind a good old Russian dressing applied to them.

Bad: Her face could stop a clock. Plain as homemade lye soap as my grandma used to say. The photos are a bit deceptive as they are nit current and are from flattering angles. She is a bit more 'dumpy' that curvy. When I commented on her sort of plain jane Wordpress site she told me she was also a professional web designer and that she only did massage to earn 'extra' money for her retirement. I feel so bad for her clients. Who wants a site with all those giant, very bossy comments. "THIS WEBSITE IS EXTREMELY INFORMATIVE". Made me think of the Daliks in Dr. Who. And the entire bloody page is in ALL CAPS!

Ugly: No BJ's. And was really snotty about it when I asked as she was about to drown my wang in lotion for Operation Bad Handjob. Oh BTW Wordpress Designer of the Day, that lotion is NOT scent free. Smelled like an old woman's handbag. And you need to do a better job of getting as much of it off at the end. My crotch was sort of red and itchy after that crap dried on my skin.

But truly the one thing that you could not avoid if you tried with this harlot they ran out of the trailer park js the goddamn incessant and insane talking. She talked about:

Her husbands.

Sister.

How any girl that would blow ya is a *****.

Her son.

His wife.

The time she went to California.

Living in Florida.

You could literally write anything in this list and you would have a good chance of her having discussed it.

And then the dirty talk while she was doing the greasy pole pull and then the titfuck. OMG. All over the place, no rhyme or reason, lots of talk about 'Imagine you are doing this to my sopping wet pussy' and that sort of thing. BUT all done at the same loud, annoying volume and tone of voice as the never ending psycho babble bipolar bullshit she has been carrying on for the last 45 minutes.

If you rub warm greasy tits up and down on my junk for long enough I will eventually ejaculate regardless of what you are talking about to me. So finally I spewed out a salted vanilla cream shot and that was that.

So in summary; a rude little NJ chunklet rubbed smelly lotion on me and gave me a half hearted Russian while talking too damn loud, too damn much, about too damn much bullshit. And I paid $130 for the privilege. Hey you can not win them all!

[KeyOfgMinor]

Mandarin spa 6xx5 falls if neuse. Like the old accupressure at Crabtree $58 fir the hour. They drape you but use oil and uncover as needed. You could also try any h rated spa on jjs list. Think Apex spa on duraleigh is rated like this. Took me 6 tries there for a pop. Just don't throw any signals.

Oriental Massage Capitol Blvd. (HollyTree Plaza) covered Massage. They actually have NC Massage License. They would never risk it to do a HE. Massage only!

How about non-Asian providers? A plus if they are attractive.

[XHippie]

Anyone know of a place that does non-HE massages but also allows you to be nude? I just want a nice full body massage without the risks associated with HE places.

Oriental Massage Capitol Blvd. (HollyTree Plaza) covered Massage. They actually have NC Massage License. They would never risk it to do a HE. Massage only!

[Pgrandis54]

Anyone know of a place that does non-HE massages but also allows you to be nude? I just want a nice full body massage without the risks associated with HE places.

Mandarin spa 6325 falls if neuse. Like the old accupressure at Crabtree $58 fir the hour. They drape you but use oil and uncover as needed. You could also try any h rated spa on jjs list. Think Apex spa on duraleigh is rated like this. Took me 6 tries there for a pop. Just don't throw any signals.

[KeyOfgMinor]

Anyone know of a place that does non-HE massages but also allows you to be nude? I just want a nice full body massage without the risks associated with HE places.