Massage Parlor Reports

[Hobbyist256]

Divine Dolls looks interesting. I've been to massage parlors in Canada where you pick an available girl and have fun. Is that what this is like? Are the girls decent? Rose on the website looks appealing.

I've given a couple of the girls there a chance and I've seen a few others milling around the apartment while I visited. All of the girls are heavier than their pics and they don't appear to offer anything beyond L1. If that's all you're looking for, it's an ok option, but I don't plan to return.

[NickAdams55]

Divine Dolls looks interesting. I've been to massage parlors in Canada where you pick an available girl and have fun. Is that what this is like? Are the girls decent? Rose on the website looks appealing.

[Walker333]

I had asked about this place a couple of weeks back, but didn't get much in the way of solid info. Was in the neighborhood yesterday so I decided to toftt.

The place is located in the loop on Van Buren. You call a number (which you can find on the other site) and a guy will ask which location you're looking for (he obviously manages a few spas). You then get a time and building code, and then you just show up. The place is on the second floor of a dingy old office building.

The MT was in her mid 40's, and kind of plain looking. I chose the half hour option, and would recommend you do the same. You are not going to get a great massage. On the flip I was offered a couple of options. I didn't upgrade to anything, but if you wanted to it seems like you can. YMMV, of course.

I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say that I was really disappointed. But still, I kind of hoped it would be a bit better. I doubt I'll go back.

I believe they have another location on Belmont near Harlem. Similar set up, in a medical building. TS is available. The menu depends on a mt, and they are rotated every few weeks. I've seen 3 or 4, all were close to 50 year old Provided usually some weak rubbing and overall pretty mediocre service.

[Member #6027]

I had asked about this place a couple of weeks back, but didn't get much in the way of solid info. Was in the neighborhood yesterday so I decided to toftt.

The place is located in the loop on Van Buren. You call a number (which you can find on the other site) and a guy will ask which location you're looking for (he obviously manages a few spas). You then get a time and building code, and then you just show up. The place is on the second floor of a dingy old office building.

The MT was in her mid 40's, and kind of plain looking. I chose the half hour option, and would recommend you do the same. You are not going to get a great massage. On the flip I was offered a couple of options. I didn't upgrade to anything, but if you wanted to it seems like you can. YMMV, of course.

I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say that I was really disappointed. But still, I kind of hoped it would be a bit better. I doubt I'll go back.

[Jimmy Stansel]

Gentlemen. I will be dropping someone off at ohare later and was looking for a massage afterwards. Just a decent massage with L1 and some roaming. Nothing crazy.

I have a lot of numbers back here in rockford, including a pretty decent in house MILF that does a great job.

Let me know guys. Thanks.

[Wanderer8118]

Usually went west to Rockford for my massage visits. That's a dead horse now. Found this place Chicago Body Rubs. Website is chicagolandmassage.net. Says it has three locations for incalls, but setting up appointments is a mystery to me. All very convoluted, but that's beside the point. Is this place worth it. The girls look phenomenal, the services sound great, the price might be a bit steep, but that's the kicker. Anyone been to this place that can give some info. I'd like to know if this place is as advertised or to good to be true before I drop hard earned money there.

Avoid this place! Photos are all fake, or inaccurate. Really close class ladies, performance sucked as well. Walked out on 4'girls.

Avoid.

[Gopher88]

Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.

Two Pop's no up charge? Girl told me the other day 2 pops no massage. I said ok.

[Bowling 300]

Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.

I have the same problem and going to massage places and popping early is embarrassing and a waste of time. I've found that KY makes a spray and lotion called Duration. That stuff really helps with a couple sprays and makes the girl do some work for it. Give it a try. Also I've found that Blue Diamonds can help and if you need, I have a large supply and it only takes a half and if you find a place that will do two pops, these will keep you going for a great experience and fun time.

[JamesTChicago]

Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Anyone been lately? Called and it sounds like new owners (Just curious if Yun ping is still a thing.

[JackRam]

Jenny Lynn, also well reviewed, with a table.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2919921.

Jenny L is the real deal. She has her own place with a milking table. Your cock will be either in her mouth or in her the entire time you're with her. Get a good nights rest and pound a red bull before you visit. You'll need it to even come closing to matching her level of energy.

[Hammertimelee]

Went to the old coon spa on canal tonight. I didn't get the name of the girl I drew but she was a chubby 40+yo with fat titties. 60 at the door for an hour massage. The massage lasted 20 minutes. Firm pressure with plenty of teasing. At the flip we negotiated FS for an 120. My dream's menu consisted of HJ, BBBJ, 69 with daty, BBFS (YMMV. I'm Chinese, we get that privilege sometimes haha), cg, rcg, finished with k9. Might repeat if they get younger talent. These ancient Chinese dragons make my pp limp. I had to close my eyes to finish LOL.

[RangerRed2]

I'm coming to the city next weekend. Does anyone have any good recommendations for massage girls near the downtown area or close to it? Incall / outcall either one.

[Wenger]

I was in the area yesterday so decided to try the 168 Blue Island I've been noticing on RM. Called to confirm they weren't busy which was a good thing as I think they had to make sure that they were open. It's a small back room shop with no real signage, but set up nice. Had a good visit with Candy, no communication issues as she speaks english well, and I will be back. $60 for the door and standard tip. No shower unfortunately.

-w.

[TJGeek]

Zena 773-xxx-0998.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

Saw the ad and setup an appointment. Went to Kimball and Montrose to find out I wasted my time. This 40 yo medium set woman greeted me at the door. I told her I was looking for Zena in the ad. She said she don't know who that is. The person I was texting the whole time said I never specific I wanted to meet with Zena.

Michelle 773-xxx-2171.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149525

Went to the Lincoln Hotel in LP to meet for the appointment. Was greeted by an 35-40 yo woman. I said this is not you. She's like that was a while ago. She was not happy that I left.

Thanks for saving us the time and money on these fake ads. I was thinking of Zena but no more.