Massage Parlor Reports

**Lookin4it** · 08-14-19 13:25

Originally Posted by MongerAlways [View Original Post]

Had a dream in oak brook about elite muse. Also ads in eros and rub ratings as oakbrook massage. Names are kitty, kali, etc.

Ad stated upgrades, oil, hot towel, sensual rub. It also mentioned prostate, etc. They advertise on rub ratings and eros.

Anyways, avoid this place. It has been reported before. I paid $1. 50 for the deluxe bc it said it would include upgrades. I did not get a single upgrade. Not one. I was shorted time as well. She mentioned her friend was suppose to be there. Bull. I saw the ad. Other reports say they've haggled crazy pricing if you dont pay the deluxe

There were literally 2 dozen AA men out in the hallways, wiairng to get haircuts bc there's 4 other barbers and hairdressers there. So she knew I couldn't make a scene. It was such a scam. They all looked at me like I was a chump.

I've done biz before with paris and some of the same crew. This is offed up. To dream a $1. 50 for a shitty massage, no upgrade, nothing. No tease. Chick was obviously a stripper, with fake boobs and fake butt.

This is not worth it. Stay away guys.

This has been reported before as bad.

I went there at their Downers Grove location about a year ago. My appointment was with Kitty, and she passed me off to someone else. It was upsell after upsell after upsell. I will say, I was dumb enough to keep giving and throwing good money after bad because I was in so deep already. So, that is my fault. My recommendation would be to STAY AWAY.

My best.

**BenBeck** · 08-14-19 13:19

I just want to add my $. 02 here in support of Malena.

I can't imagine how anyone would have had an experience with her that led to such a bad review. I haven't seen her in a while but this I can guarantee: she's 100% normal and a very kind and generous person, who also happens to do a fantastic job of teasing and pleasing.

She's fun to be around and a great conversationalist with a good sense of humor, to boot.

BB, out.

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

I agree, in fact I would argue that Malena is probably the most normal woman you would ever meet in this hobby. She enjoys servicing men but expects to be respected, so if this person ever got attitude from her I would suggest that he likely deserved it. I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

**VRooomBada** · 08-13-19 20:48

Originally Posted by DanTheMan1010 [View Original Post]

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!

Aside from the well known green and sunny spas?

**PatientX1** · 08-13-19 19:50

Originally Posted by LightUUp [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers, coming to your fine city this week by way of Richmond, VA. - I see a lot of girls on RR that advertise with a milking table, which I'd very much like to check out. Are any of these girls legit? If so, you can PM me. And if you ever find yourself in Richmond, hit me for some places to go. I seriously doubt they are the same level you guys enjoy!

Thank You.

I have been looking into milking table massage myself, haven't visited, but here are two that have been well reviewed, here and on them.

Yady, very well reviewed. Advertises a table.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132193

Jenny Lynn, also well reviewed, with a table.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2919921

FYI, there are several spas that have a table, shared by every woman in the house. Many milking ads on RR are for the same location. Numbers ending 0xx8 and 0xx2 come to mind, but there are a few others. I prefer more privacy than a spa, but YMMV. On the plus side, you can do 4 hands at a spa, which is supposed to be great on a milking table, one above, one below. Hope that helps.

**LightUUp** · 08-13-19 15:08

Hello fellow mongers, coming to your fine city this week by way of Richmond, VA. - I see a lot of girls on RR that advertise with a milking table, which I'd very much like to check out. Are any of these girls legit? If so, you can PM me. And if you ever find yourself in Richmond, hit me for some places to go. I seriously doubt they are the same level you guys enjoy!

Thank You.

**DynoJr** · 08-13-19 14:48

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

I'd also recommend Jenny Lynn in the west suburbs. Both women are the same age (40/41) and similar body types. Both have great personalities and love making men happy.

Finding a thin 20 something is a tougher task. Best option I can think of is the 262 ladies but BBBJ may be a case by case thing.

**DynoJr** · 08-13-19 14:44

Originally Posted by Hobbyist256 [View Original Post]

I visited Malena a year or two ago now and had none of the issues your acquaintance described. She was very pleasant before, during, and after. Maybe I just saw her on a good day. Massage was solid on a nice heated table and L2 is standard service as far as I know, but I don't know that I'd call her a looker. She's not ugly and I often consider going back for another visit, but I keep looking for similar service from someone a bit younger and skinnier.

I agree, in fact I would argue that Malena is probably the most normal woman you would ever meet in this hobby. She enjoys servicing men but expects to be respected, so if this person ever got attitude from her I would suggest that he likely deserved it. I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

**Hobbyist256** · 08-13-19 14:26

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I haven't seen her, but being intrigued by her advertising, I met a man who has visited her a few times. He said, I'm quoting here "she is crazy, completely insane, hysterical, unstable, with sudden mood swings etc. ," I was not sure if I could trust his opinion, but decided not to take any chances and stay away from her.

I visited Malena a year or two ago now and had none of the issues your acquaintance described. She was very pleasant before, during, and after. Maybe I just saw her on a good day. Massage was solid on a nice heated table and L2 is standard service as far as I know, but I don't know that I'd call her a looker. She's not ugly and I often consider going back for another visit, but I keep looking for similar service from someone a bit younger and skinnier.

**Walker333** · 08-13-19 14:13

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

I haven't seen her, but being intrigued by her advertising, I met a man who has visited her a few times. He said, I'm quoting here "she is crazy, completely insane, hysterical, unstable, with sudden mood swings etc. ," I was not sure if I could trust his opinion, but decided not to take any chances and stay away from her.

**DanTheMan1010** · 08-13-19 11:51

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!

**Member #6027** · 08-13-19 10:36

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

Originally Posted by JohnMBishop29 [View Original Post]

I have looked through the threads and haven't had much luck tracking down a quality massage, and L2, from an indie provider who is a 7 or above. If anyone has a lead on this, please PM me if you would prefer. The search continues!

**JohnMBishop29** · 08-12-19 23:06

I have looked through the threads and haven't had much luck tracking down a quality massage, and L2, from an indie provider who is a 7 or above. If anyone has a lead on this, please PM me if you would prefer. The search continues!

**Mayo Teru** · 08-11-19 22:45

Second time seeing Eva at Belmont, a few days ago. First of all, her massage is quite good I think. Not sure how it stacks up to some, but definitely nice for me (I went with medium on the easy / medium / hard scale). Felt relaxing for sure. More importantly, on the flip, she wasted no time going for the goods. I didn't either, asking to see her wonderful C / D cups (not sure which) right away, which she had no problem with. I asked for Russian which was readily agreed to, ultimately ended with her on her back, me pumping away and COT. A little squeamish on the finish, but overall she was pretty into it, some basic dirty talk, definitely a good attitude and a fun time. Don't want to discuss price, but I will say that she never bargained for a specific donation, just trusted me to put down enough. YMMV of course. Think I've found a keeper for now.

**TomCody1986** · 08-11-19 19:20

I've scoured the forums and there's surprisingly minimal info on chicagorubs.com. Posts here and there across threads, but no consensus. Returning to Chicago where I mongered and shared for years. My expectations are limited. I'm fine with L1 from a decent looking girl. Any thoughts?

**MongerAlways** · 08-11-19 00:44

Had a dream in oak brook about elite muse. Also ads in eros and rub ratings as oakbrook massage. Names are kitty, kali, etc.

Ad stated upgrades, oil, hot towel, sensual rub. It also mentioned prostate, etc. They advertise on rub ratings and eros.

Anyways, avoid this place. It has been reported before. I paid $1. 50 for the deluxe bc it said it would include upgrades. I did not get a single upgrade. Not one. I was shorted time as well. She mentioned her friend was suppose to be there. Bull. I saw the ad. Other reports say they've haggled crazy pricing if you dont pay the deluxe

There were literally 2 dozen AA men out in the hallways, wiairng to get haircuts bc there's 4 other barbers and hairdressers there. So she knew I couldn't make a scene. It was such a scam. They all looked at me like I was a chump.

I've done biz before with paris and some of the same crew. This is offed up. To dream a $1. 50 for a shitty massage, no upgrade, nothing. No tease. Chick was obviously a stripper, with fake boobs and fake butt.

This is not worth it. Stay away guys.

This has been reported before as bad.