Massage Parlor Reports

[YouShouldReply]

Hi! I'm new to the massage parlor hobby and I really want to try. Is tlc good later on at night? Or is it too risky to go. Dying for a release and I'm thinking about going tonight. Thanks!

[JJLetsPlay]

Hi men,

I've been talking about trying TLC again- its close & easier / no extra drive.

Finally did yesterday & was underwhelmed.

Different nicer Mama. Did HH /40. Showed me back to room.

Facility still kinda dirty.

In came a lady who I swear must have been almost 70 yo.

Had a hot bod but come on!

So I asked if anyone younger working.

She agreed & called in Yoko.

Slim, cute & hot spinner type. Plus much younger thank god.

Gave good massage & on flip asked if I wanted FS.

Wasn't going to tip that much, since first trip back & unsure. Negotiated hard to 80/ tip for CBJ.

She did not give good French at all. Too rough!

Like sticking it in a vacuum cleaner hose, set to high- LOL.

After short time, I pulled off the raincoat & said give me an HJ.

Still rough- She had no sensual / sexual touch.

But at least Junior finally spit up in satisfaction.

IMO, still only good in a pinch at TLC.

I'd rather drive 25 minutes each way & have better dreams.

YMMV, but IMO just like I left it years ago at TLC.

& That was Not Good.

Be safe, JJ.

[Macatawa]

With self serve, do they just watch you? Never been in that situation.

If it is like Massage Works, then they will massage you in more sensitive parts and may get close but not touch the most sensitive part.

That brings up a question for me. Do they allow any hand roaming on them at the Asian Spa? Massage Works kind of did.

(I did get more than self-serve at MW twice but then I moved on over to Whitcomb. MW allowed lots of roaming those two times).

[JJLetsPlay]

With self serve, do they just watch you? Never been in that situation.

Necro,

Many mongers don't seem to mind the self service ending, to a no extras massage.

I for one, think it's strange with them just watching.

Makes it difficult for me to even get excited enough.

I pass on that, but w / that too YMMV.

Be happy,

JJ.

[JJLetsPlay]

After work today I stopped by TLC. I didn't have high expectations. I got Lynney (sp? The girl is short and stout, the only way to describe her shape is a square, she is about as wide as she is tall. Face not great either. The only plus is she wasn't ancient, probably early 30's.

Pretty good massage. I like medium to harder pressure, and she accommodated. Worked all the kinks out. On the flip, she went right for the goodies. I said that I wanted her to use her mouth not her hands. She said $100, I said $70, we agreed on $80. She did a good BJ.

She is definitely nothing to look at, but decent services all around. I would probably repeat. So $40 door fee, and $80 tip.

Well good massage service & some poss extras are important.

Esp these days.

CBJ of BBJ- which was your experience with her Sly?

Curious & thinking of stopping back after many many moons.

Be Safe, JJ.

[Member #6391]

With the lack of options in the area, I've been to the asian massage on w michigan past oasis hot tubs a couple times recently. They have a couple attractive younger girls. They offer some teasing but only self serve. No big deal, as I knew what I was in for. I did $60/ hr but both time the girls (different ones) scoffed at my (generous) $20 tip demanding more. LOL, I should tip myself. They give really good massage though.

With self serve, do they just watch you? Never been in that situation.

[SlyGuy12]

After work today I stopped by TLC. I didn't have high expectations. I got Lynney (sp? The girl is short and stout, the only way to describe her shape is a square, she is about as wide as she is tall. Face not great either. The only plus is she wasn't ancient, probably early 30's.

Pretty good massage. I like medium to harder pressure, and she accommodated. Worked all the kinks out. On the flip, she went right for the goodies. I said that I wanted her to use her mouth not her hands. She said $100, I said $70, we agreed on $80. She did a good BJ.

She is definitely nothing to look at, but decent services all around. I would probably repeat. So $40 door fee, and $80 tip.

[Electronman]

With the lack of options in the area, I've been to the asian massage on w michigan past oasis hot tubs a couple times recently. They have a couple attractive younger girls. They offer some teasing but only self serve. No big deal, as I knew what I was in for. I did $60/ hr but both time the girls (different ones) scoffed at my (generous) $20 tip demanding more. LOL, I should tip myself. They give really good massage though.

I've been there several times and I agree about the young, attractive masseuses and the good quality massage.

I just wish the level of service would increase. If anyone has a more optimistic scouting report, please PM.

[MD 2020]

With the lack of options in the area, I've been to the asian massage on w michigan past oasis hot tubs a couple times recently. They have a couple attractive younger girls. They offer some teasing but only self serve. No big deal, as I knew what I was in for. I did $60/ hr but both time the girls (different ones) scoffed at my (generous) $20 tip demanding more. LOL, I should tip myself. They give really good massage though.

[Gutenberg469]

I haven't posted in years as I got burned back on a couple of the old sites. But thought this would be worth mentioning.

With how busy you mongers are keeping Asian on Michigan, I tried out Hartford since I was out that way. Nina was a very pretty, thin young lady. She was dressed in a short tight skirt and a nicely revealing top. Her massage skills were great. I go to get a very sensual massage and leave the other activities to others. Nina is sweet, the massage very good and I left relaxed. I'll go back.

I recently saw nina too. Very cute girl. She gave a decent massage. No extras. Level 0. Which locating next to cop shop is okay since offering a good therapeutic massage.

There is no reason to take plates given this is therapeutic massage.

[Brilithos]

I haven't posted in years as I got burned back on a couple of the old sites. But thought this would be worth mentioning.

With how busy you mongers are keeping Asian on Michigan, I tried out Hartford since I was out that way. Nina was a very pretty, thin young lady. She was dressed in a short tight skirt and a nicely revealing top. Her massage skills were great. I go to get a very sensual massage and leave the other activities to others. Nina is sweet, the massage very good and I left relaxed. I'll go back.

[JJLetsPlay]

This is run by same group as Asian Massage in kzoo and GR. I drove out to Hartford last night to try, but the LE vehicle was parked there. It is next door to city hall where they hang out, but it appeared to me they were taking down plates. I left and came back an hour later and the same SUV drove through again. I may have just been paranoid, but it is just not a comfortable parking situation.

INeedaBJ,

I too would have felt very weird about that situation at Massage in Hartford.

Even if I expected & got no extras.

Why they would locate next door to the Cop shop, is honestly beyond me.

That will cost them big time, I am Sure.

You were smart & safe, not paranoid.

Take care,

JJ.

[JJLetsPlay]

Hey Mongers,

Well, a new massage place opened in Hartford and since I was coming from the west heading east on I94 I decided to TOFFT and check it out.

I could tell by the website that it looked like another version of Blessings (W. Michigan) but stilled thought, "What the heck".

I tried to set up an appointment, but never got a response, so I just stopped by since they were just opening. It is in "downtown" Hartford at 11 W. Main St next door to the police station. I go in and I'm greeted by the lady (Mid-Fifties) I pay for an hour and she leads me to the room. It is an older place that probably hasn't been rented in a while.

To make a long story short, it is exactly the same massage you would get at Blessing. There is no teasing (Not even a little bit) but a good massage.

Then we get to the flip. Still no teasing, but she puts my hand on Jr who was not in salute mode by the way, so I move my hand. Reason: To be honest fellow mongers, I am not into self service. I have done it once or twice, but prefer not too. About two minutes later, she puts my hand back and I ask, "are you going to help?" I motion, are you going to juggle the marbles? She nods No. I ask, "under the clothes roaming?" She nods No. So I tell her I have no interest and to just finish the massage.

She asked, "you okay" I said sure. She wiped the oil off and I get dressed. I give her $10 tip and leave.

Honestly, I would not make a trip out there if I were any of you when you can go to Blessings and get the same massage closer. I won't repeat, but wanted to give you fellas a heads up.

Kinda, hoped for Whitcomb 2. 0 but no go.

Later,

Sircody.

I hear you SirCody.

We could certainly use another Whitcomb Asian Massage here in Kzoo.

Let's remember tho, that they were open here several years back, left / closed for a while, then re-appeared on Whitcomb.

Same staff & same mgmt.

So there is hope that after some distancing, that they'll re-open here.

Patience is a virtue.

Be well & careful, JJ.

[INeedaBJ616B]

This is run by same group as Asian Massage in kzoo and GR. I drove out to Hartford last night to try, but the LE vehicle was parked there. It is next door to city hall where they hang out, but it appeared to me they were taking down plates. I left and came back an hour later and the same SUV drove through again. I may have just been paranoid, but it is just not a comfortable parking situation.

Hey Mongers,

Well, a new massage place opened in Hartford and since I was coming from the west heading east on I94 I decided to TOFFT and check it out.

I could tell by the website that it looked like another version of Blessings (W. Michigan) but stilled thought, "What the heck".

I tried to set up an appointment, but never got a response, so I just stopped by since they were just opening. It is in "downtown" Hartford at 11 W. Main St next door to the police station. I go in and I'm greeted by the lady (Mid-Fifties) I pay for an hour and she leads me to the room. It is an older place that probably hasn't been rented in a while.

To make a long story short, it is exactly the same massage you would get at Blessing. There is no teasing (Not even a little bit) but a good massage.

[SirCody]

Hey Mongers,

Well, a new massage place opened in Hartford and since I was coming from the west heading east on I94 I decided to TOFFT and check it out.

I could tell by the website that it looked like another version of Blessings (W. Michigan) but stilled thought, "What the heck".

I tried to set up an appointment, but never got a response, so I just stopped by since they were just opening. It is in "downtown" Hartford at 11 W. Main St next door to the police station. I go in and I'm greeted by the lady (Mid-Fifties) I pay for an hour and she leads me to the room. It is an older place that probably hasn't been rented in a while.

To make a long story short, it is exactly the same massage you would get at Blessing. There is no teasing (Not even a little bit) but a good massage.

Then we get to the flip. Still no teasing, but she puts my hand on Jr who was not in salute mode by the way, so I move my hand. Reason: To be honest fellow mongers, I am not into self service. I have done it once or twice, but prefer not too. About two minutes later, she puts my hand back and I ask, "are you going to help?" I motion, are you going to juggle the marbles? She nods No. I ask, "under the clothes roaming?" She nods No. So I tell her I have no interest and to just finish the massage.

She asked, "you okay" I said sure. She wiped the oil off and I get dressed. I give her $10 tip and leave.

Honestly, I would not make a trip out there if I were any of you when you can go to Blessings and get the same massage closer. I won't repeat, but wanted to give you fellas a heads up.

Kinda, hoped for Whitcomb 2. 0 but no go.

Later,

Sircody.