Strip Club Reports

[PropLA]

Has anyone had VIP with Duchess at Synn? Smoking hot, tall skinny Latina. Gave a great lapdance but I missed out on the VIP. What did I miss?

[OralHerSchiser]

Hey Oral,

Thanks for the report. Seems like the GPS syndrome is spreading at Synn. What was the OTD for the fun you had?

Mondo.

GPS is out of control at Synn.

I PM'd you the details.

[Mondo72]

Took a late night cruise down to the city of synn. Not talking about Vegas either. Stopped at Synn at chilled fot a little while. There was a lot of talent there that night but Nicole really caught my eye. Short Hispanic chick although her big ass heels bump her up to 6'. Speaking of big asses, Nicole's big ass was amazing and possibly and after looking at for while, my cock was solid. We chatted it up and flirted for a while then took it to VIP. She allowed and encouraged feeding so sucked in her tits for a good minute. Roaming down south was limited at first. Until I got get her wet and horny, I'll get into that later. I asked her if we could run the baes together and she quoted and outrageous 7 roses. I did not partake but she did allow DATY and hesitation I dove into her coochie, licking it up and down then sticking my tongue in it. When I uncovered her clit I started licking away and watch it swell as she squirmed, moaned, and begged for more. She then aggressively grabbed hand and had me FIV her. Started it out with one finger slowly then progressed to three, rapid, and faster. I continued DATY as she buried my face deeper and deeper into her ****. She must of O'd a couple of times and by the time we were done my fingers were soaked in pussy juice. I could still smell her pussy in my face the next day and call me a sick fuck but I enjoyed the aroma.

Hey Oral,

Thanks for the report. Seems like the GPS syndrome is spreading at Synn. What was the OTD for the fun you had?

Mondo.

[OralHerSchiser]

Took a late night cruise down to the city of synn. Not talking about Vegas either. Stopped at Synn at chilled fot a little while. There was a lot of talent there that night but Nicole really caught my eye. Short Hispanic chick although her big ass heels bump her up to 6'. Speaking of big asses, Nicole's big ass was amazing and possibly and after looking at for while, my cock was solid. We chatted it up and flirted for a while then took it to VIP. She allowed and encouraged feeding so sucked in her tits for a good minute. Roaming down south was limited at first. Until I got get her wet and horny, I'll get into that later. I asked her if we could run the baes together and she quoted and outrageous 7 roses. I did not partake but she did allow DATY and hesitation I dove into her coochie, licking it up and down then sticking my tongue in it. When I uncovered her clit I started licking away and watch it swell as she squirmed, moaned, and begged for more. She then aggressively grabbed hand and had me FIV her. Started it out with one finger slowly then progressed to three, rapid, and faster. I continued DATY as she buried my face deeper and deeper into her ****. She must of O'd a couple of times and by the time we were done my fingers were soaked in pussy juice. I could still smell her pussy in my face the next day and call me a sick fuck but I enjoyed the aroma.

[ShadySlim88]

Andrea looks a bit like Ashley Simpson. She has huge balloon-sized implants. She's actually pretty chill and great gal to talk to when you get to know her.

LOL she does not look like Ashley Simpson, but she does look like Andrea r. She upgraded to oversized fake teedeez and it sucks compared to her real boobs. She's only chill if you will spend your life savings on her.

[Jeep5151]

I do, thanks to you wonderful folks. It's been a while and I'm an experienced monger. But not familiar with the latest obv since I've been away. I know Alyssa, but what does andrea look like? She the thick blonde who looks like list? But way hotter?

Andrea looks a bit like Ashley Simpson. She has huge balloon-sized implants. She's actually pretty chill and great gal to talk to when you get to know her.

[Hofodickfo]

Hopefully you know to avoid the GPS bitches. Ivanka, Suki, Andrea and Alyssa. There are probably a few more by now that are a part of that fucked up crew.

I do, thanks to you wonderful folks. It's been a while and I'm an experienced monger. But not familiar with the latest obv since I've been away. I know Alyssa, but what does andrea look like? She the thick blonde who looks like list? But way hotter?

[DunKirk666]

Typing this on phone so excuse typos. Haven't mongered in years now. Had the urge to head over to the old stomping grounds. Got there around 11 pm. Was a decent amount of customers but not packed at all. Kind of just did the wallflower shit tonight as it has been a while, wanted to scope it out for future visits.

Ivanka seemed uninterested. Saw her try to get only a few dances. Otherwise she's just chilled at the lap area entrance.

Brandi was busy and was hustling. Cute chick, seemed to give off a all business vibe though which I want a fan of. But maybe I'm wrong.

There was a chick that popped out of nowhere at the end of the night by the VIP. Asian chick with perfect body that I could only assume was Suki.

Two other girls that caught my eye, one was maybe Latina? Had a gargoyle or something with wings tat on left thigh. Another was a blonde chick, who kinda resembled one of the other dancers lust? Except thick in the right places, and much hotter. Seemed like she knew it. Blonde, nice tits, knee high tube socks.

Anyways, stayed for couple hours. Tipped at the rail and jammed. Sorry, boring I know, more to come later.

Hopefully you know to avoid the GPS bitches. Ivanka, Suki, Andrea and Alyssa. There are probably a few more by now that are a part of that fucked up crew.

[Hofodickfo]

Typing this on phone so excuse typos. Haven't mongered in years now. Had the urge to head over to the old stomping grounds. Got there around 11 pm. Was a decent amount of customers but not packed at all. Kind of just did the wallflower shit tonight as it has been a while, wanted to scope it out for future visits.

Ivanka seemed uninterested. Saw her try to get only a few dances. Otherwise she's just chilled at the lap area entrance.

Brandi was busy and was hustling. Cute chick, seemed to give off a all business vibe though which I want a fan of. But maybe I'm wrong.

There was a chick that popped out of nowhere at the end of the night by the VIP. Asian chick with perfect body that I could only assume was Suki.

Two other girls that caught my eye, one was maybe Latina? Had a gargoyle or something with wings tat on left thigh. Another was a blonde chick, who kinda resembled one of the other dancers lust? Except thick in the right places, and much hotter. Seemed like she knew it. Blonde, nice tits, knee high tube socks.

Anyways, stayed for couple hours. Tipped at the rail and jammed. Sorry, boring I know, more to come later.

[MannyMend]

The San Diego scene is boring. The girls are great but the rules are strict.

Hard to compete since TJ is so close.

[Lascivious]

The San Diego scene is boring. The girls are great but the rules are strict.

I checked out Synn. I've been to SR COI a couple of times years ago and wanted to try something different. I was on business and don't make it out to COI very often.

I chose Synn because I read that they were the most diverse.

It lived up to the description. Even though it was a Monday there were many different flavors. Thick, thin, white, black, Asian, Mexican, mixed, natural, enhanced. Something for everyone. I love it all.

It was smaller than I expected. There were more girls than guys. They didn't have extended periods of empty stage time like many other clubs do when it's slow. They didn't press for tips from the crowd after every set. They came by to chat and ask for dances but weren't too aggressive. The waitresses easily took no for an answer when asking to buy the dancers a drink.

They avoided so many of the typical bad cliche club paradigms. I loved it. 3 nude dances for $40 specials. They didn't cut the songs too short either.

Even though she was hot, albeit in a a bit-too-perfect kind of way. I avoided G-DPS Suki. I sampled a thin white girl (Julie), a medium, very sexy, damn near perfect Mexican girl,(Monica) an enhanced Eastern European girl (Ivanka) and a super long, lithe hot mixed girl. All gave me full access to the top and bottom. I'll admit that I didn't press the downstairs action but l I lightly sampled their silky nether regions.

All asked for upgrades, but didn't ruin the action and delivered fine performance mileage. I probably could have done better with just one in VIP but I liked my sample "flight" of diverse girls. My last mixed, super slim, tight girl put me over the top and I went back to my Hotel relaxed. I'll probably not make it back any time soon but I'd definitely recommend Synn.

[FoxHunter158]

Maybe my sample size is too low, or we are not comparing apples to apples. I'm talking VIP fee plus tip - 75+120. I typically do not seek out the bombshells, so our sample sizes probably differ too. Jay, Lexi are recent samples (within last 1-2 months). If you throw in some of the model types, I'm sure that median would go up substantially, which is why I stated that my data excluded Suki style GPS samples.

I will put together a full statistical analysis and upload later.

[Jeep5151]

I can confidently call bullshit on your 120 median. If that were true that no one would be bitching about gps. Got a bunch of reviews to back up my claim.

Yes no way 120. There are hot girls that would take around that like Lorraine, cinnamon and missy. But it is not the median.

[AcuraDreamer]

I can confidently say that 300 is not the median, provided Suki DPS bs is ignored. Median is 120.

Also, Suki is nasty and has a face.

I can confidently call bullshit on your 120 median. If that were true that no one would be bitching about gps. Got a bunch of reviews to back up my claim.

[Malicious]

Did you check the email the site sent to verify your enrollment? Just signed up also and account was active pretty quick.

Apologies if this is the wrong place. Anyone have any info how to sign up for Bonedin? I've created an account but it says it can take up to 24 hrs. Still no luck signing in and its been more than 24 hrs. That everyone!