Massage Parlor Reports

[Ronald Reagan]

Does anyone have a recommendation for outcall service? Preferably a spinner, full assets, and great menu items. Thanks in advanced for any help.

Send me a message when it is clear.

[MaverickUsa]

Does anyone have a recommendation for outcall service? Preferably a spinner, full assets, and great menu items. Thanks in advanced for any help.

[FreddyCrougar]

I am trying to find a good place for NURU. I see a lot of women at this phone number (703) xxxx399 anybody have experience here? Is it an AMP?

[MangoBalls78]

Greetings gents. Wondering if anyone has seen Apple. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mc...a/8106044.html.

Wondering if the pics are real and what's on the menu.

Thanks.

I responded to this ad last summer / fall time frame. The girl I met was very different than the pics. A young Thai girl but very short and stalky with baby fat. Really nice girl but not my type physically. She did a decent message and then FS. I don't recall what I paid. Maybe it was $$? Not a great experience but who knows maybe it's a different girl this time around.

[Bacon Bread]

AMP Virginia= Good Massage.

AMP Maryland= FS.

By "Maryland," you mean PG County for the most part. I don't believe Montgomery County and Howard County have much in the way of FS AMPs any more.

[Krakatoa]

Greetings gents. Wondering if anyone has seen Apple. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mc...a/8106044.html.

Wondering if the pics are real and what's on the menu.

Thanks.

[Relaxed Inak]

Needing to get some kinks worked out and having read quite a few reports from all the fine folks here, I decided to give ST a try.

https://southernmaryland.bedpage.com...0/8074130.html

When I arrived it took at least 15 min to just find a place to park, fail #1.

When I was greeted at the door and put in a room I was told it would be a little wait I asked how long and was told 15 to 20 min. Fail #2.

I was about to leave when Amy the? Greeter? (middle aged, dressed like a cleaning lady, nice smile) said she would give me a good long Table shower herself if I could wait and then the "lady" would come give me massage. I had spent all the time getting there and parking so I agreed and Wow how glad I was. She asked me to get ready and she would fix the water, she came and took me to the Table shower room.

It was as expected, except it had great hand rails to grab getting on and off the table (they are always slippery to me) she then spent almost 30 min working soap, water and lather all over me in more of a wet soapy massage than a normal wash and rinse, Best Table shower in the normal sense ever. No Tease at all! Super relaxing. WOW.

Afterwards in the room Gina showed up for my "massage" Young, thin, sexy, busty (perfect bolt on set) another WOW. Not much massage and then everything I could have wanted great skills and bounce-ability. A little steep on the price but I was there for the first time so I guess it's expected. House + 1. 6 Fantastic!!

Definite Repeat for me and I think next time I go there I Will ask if Amy can do my TS I would pay the house fee just for that. Of course as always I'm sure YMMV.

Have fun, be nice, and look over your shoulder.

[Start2]

First off, thank you to all the members for their info.

From what I've been reading about the AMPs in NoVA, it seems that they are very YMMV and are less likely to have a FS / GFE ending like in GB, which is pretty much a norm. Is that a fair assumption or is it more YMMV in NoVA?

Unfortunately for me, I live in Bmore and so all the great Asian ladies are in NoVA and is a bit of a trek. The closest I have for consistent service is GB. However, I would like to try a different AMP occasionally. I've read about Emerald and Shirlington as having good service, albeit YMMV. Any other one's you guys recommend? PM is fine.

AMP Virginia= Good Massage.

AMP Maryland= FS.

[Idk85]

Some people aren't meant for the business. Tina is one of those people.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6661527.html

Her photo isn't in the ad; however, I was able to obtain a photo of Tina. I decided to do the massage and nuru combo with her. It seems KK made a mistake in selecting her.

I mean she is a nice lady but she was never trained. Lucy had to do 95% of the massage because Tina doesn't know how to massage. I didn't ask for Lucy. So, Lucy doing the massage was a nice bonus. While Lucy was doing the massage, she was giving instructions on how to do a massage to Tina in their native language. It was very awkward to say the least. After a while, Lucy left the room and Tina attempted to massage me. It wasn't a massage and I started to feel sorry for her.

Tina's massage was non-existent and she used too much oil. She gave up after a few minutes. When it was time for the nuru, she didn't know how to do it. She basically laid on me and moved a few inches. She knew she was fucking up. I felt sorry for her again.

I didn't hold it against her because I could tell she was super nervous. She was physically nervous and she kept mumbling to herself. I think the mumbling was a reaction to her nervousness. I believe that this is her first week. I also must mention that her English is non-existent. So, communicating with her was very difficult.

Her body? Well, she is 45+ and it shows. I'm not going to describe it because I feel sorry for her.

She is in the wrong business.

[HighwayGuy]

Question re Lucy. The bedpage ad says Lucy and Tina and has a face picture of someone a little older than I typically desire and a second picture of someone in a bikini. Who looks like she's right in my wheelhouse. Are the pics two different people and which one is Lucy?

Also, anyone know their rate for Nuru?

Challenge accepted. Upon reading this the other day I immediately cemented Lucy to my To Do List. Justin brah PM'd me and told me about her arrival, but the All Star potential Vaughn brah wondered about sealed it. I texted yesterday and got my appointment.

I met up with Lucy at the designated address. The pics in her ads are definitely her and she is attractive. This is even more so the case when she smiles. Her smile is really pretty. She looks to be around Vandaras age, and the age range isn't the only similarity between the two. Also of note is that she's a little slimmer than her pictures would lead you to believe. I went in thinking she'd be a little more voluptuous than she actually is.

After accepting the shower and handing off the Thai independent rate and tip, I head to the table. Lucy's English is very limited. Like very limited. Whatever level you're imagining right now, bump it down two more notches out of ten. There are blatantly big teddies inside this t-shirt she has on and I am in eager expectation to fondle said teds. I'm just hoping that these big teddies aren't being exaggerated by her bra.

The massage started and after the first few moves she asks: "Medium?" To which I reply "I prefer strong sweetheart. " She says "Strong!? Oh I can do strong!" I didn't know what this shock and excitement was all about, but I am intrigued. What I was in for was a lesson very much akin to that of a European tourist visiting Murica. A brah who walks into a 711 to procure a medium Slurpee for refreshment, and is immediately pelted in the face with a cup the size of well bucket. The same way units of measurement shockingly don't mean the same to us, units of pressure don't mean the same to Lucy...

[Frank Digitola]

I do not know whether they would make Frankie's All Star Teddies, but....

Challenge accepted. Upon reading this the other day I immediately cemented Lucy to my To Do List. Justin brah PM'd me and told me about her arrival, but the All Star potential Vaughn brah wondered about sealed it. I texted yesterday and got my appointment.

I met up with Lucy at the designated address. The pics in her ads are definitely her and she is attractive. This is even more so the case when she smiles. Her smile is really pretty. She looks to be around Vandaras age, and the age range isn't the only similarity between the two. Also of note is that she's a little slimmer than her pictures would lead you to believe. I went in thinking she'd be a little more voluptuous than she actually is.

After accepting the shower and handing off the Thai independent rate and tip, I head to the table. Lucy's English is very limited. Like very limited. Whatever level you're imagining right now, bump it down two more notches out of ten. There are blatantly big teddies inside this t-shirt she has on and I am in eager expectation to fondle said teds. I'm just hoping that these big teddies aren't being exaggerated by her bra.

The massage started and after the first few moves she asks: "Medium?" To which I reply "I prefer strong sweetheart. " She says "Strong!? Oh I can do strong!" I didn't know what this shock and excitement was all about, but I am intrigued. What I was in for was a lesson very much akin to that of a European tourist visiting Murica. A brah who walks into a 711 to procure a medium Slurpee for refreshment, and is immediately pelted in the face with a cup the size of well bucket. The same way units of measurement shockingly don't mean the same to us, units of pressure don't mean the same to Lucy.

For Lucy, ST is that light, tickle, Sam Smith music playing touch, medium is strong, and strong is uh, fucking Goku. Lucy is strong as hell! I have never, ever, gotten a massage this strong. She's stronger than any of the providers I've seen by a lot. Her massage was incredible. It was a lot like Vandaras CMT level Thai massage with stretching throughout, but much stronger. It was crazy because her pressure was massively intense but never crossed the line into painful. However I can see how some brahs who don't like deep tissue would be in pain. I don't know if she's got the paperwork, but she also performed a lot of chiropractic adjustments during our session. She cracked my knees, ankles, back, arms, and she adjusted my neck a few times pre and post flip. Speaking of which, she flipped me.

When she flipped me I was hamburger. I was totally relaxed. She massages the front and does her thing. She then gets to the vicinity of junior and asks if I want a Hugh Jackman. I tell her I do. She asked if I was going to tip her and I told her I had already slipped four Lin Manuel Miranda's in amongst the basic indy Thai fee. She's cool with that. The brief negotiation in conjunction with the non-sensual, yet very wonderful and therapeutic massage equaled no raging boner yet. I've got a chubber, but I'm not full mast. Lucy comes around to the other side of the table, lifts my bozack, takes two fingers and pushes strong, but not painfully on the side of my taint. She reaches over and does it on the other side of my taint. She does that in four different spots on my taint and then four spots on my pubic area. It didn't feel sexual. It just felt like pressure. However with each press I slowly get harder to the point where I'm now harder than a game of chess in Central Park. She smiles, points to junior and says "Ready now. Good. " as she gives me a thumbs up. I ask "WTF? Do we have a bunch of dude clits we don't know about inside of us?" But as I said earlier, limited English. Joke didn't kill.

She then removes her shirt and I find that her bra is in fact not exaggerating things, as it is nonexistent. Her teddies are big, but they are bolt ons. She asks if I want a slow tugger and I tell her I do. I roamed away on the teddies as she gave me a slow and sensual HJ. I was going to town on the teddies and she asked if I liked them. I tell her I did and she then ted banged me a bit before tugging me to a great pop. She then grabs the base, tugs more and milks out every drop.

Despite not cracking into the Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame due to the bolt on nature of the teddies, I absolutely loved my time with Lucy. Massage was beyond fantastic. Finish was great too, but that was a top 5 massage for me and the highlight of my time with her. She'll only be in town for a few more weeks she said, so get her while the getting is good.

Frankie.

[JTreehorn14]

The last time I went to VIP was around January. I've been there a bunch of times and I've run into 20 something, glow honies on every visit. Greenbelt is a hike for me so these visits were not consecutive weeks. So if you have gone more regularly then your perspective is probably different. In my experience VIP has been where the hotter younger kpop idol looking chicks, Rising Sun is the consistency depot with attractive providers of a broad age range, and TK has the sultry looking chicks but has been mystery meat for me. I've been there 3 or 4 times and each time has been meh or okay. I'm bummed that in my Greenbelt travels I never saw Gucci. That's what brought me to Greenbelt in the first place. According to lore, Gucci is Greenbelts Bella. She's older I believe, but from the descriptions I've read it sounds like she's from the same stacked, Korean unicorn factory that Bella is from. But also like Bella she's hard to find.

Frankie.

Isn't she back? I got her a year or so back on a random, half-drunk, late night visit. I am not a big boob guy, but even so, I was impressed. If they're man-made they feel unbelievably natural. She is older, but she was very playful. No BBJ, but during the shower she gave junior (who was rock hard) several kisses and even licked the shaft a few times. If there was a massage back in the room, I don't recall it. The rest of our time was spent getting very sweaty and she genuinely seemed to be into it with lots of dirty talk that did not seem rehearsed. Honestly, it felt like a drunken hook-up where both people are just horny and looking to bang each othjer's brains out. YMMV, but that was my experience with Gucci.

[GilBang]

Very disappointed visit to Live yesterday. I was expecting quite a direct trip to FS as per my previous visits there, and recent posts, but got nothing at all.

...... (went to Top, and got what I was looking for).

You got FS at Top? Top as in the one on Rt. 7 down the road from Tysons? If so, the last time I went to Top, several months ago, I didn't get anything but standard nova.

[Fun Sex]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

Nikki is a Thai massage provider who has been in the business for a while. She is likely in her late 30's or early 40's, large natural breasts, curvy thick body, above average in looks. Solid strong massage without much teasing while on my stomach. But when I turned over, she was only dressed in a thong and showing off those big breasts. She placed my hand on her ass and encouraged me to touch. Nice sensual slow HJ as I touched her breasts and ass. She didn't rush the HJ and I had a nice finish. Nikki is a good massage provider but don't expect anything more than a HJ.

I know Nikki for a long time. She is cool and funny. She used to work at a condo in Fairfax. I don't know if she is still at the same location or not. Her massage is not great, but everything else is. You will leave happy.

[Mayhem101]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

Nikki is a Thai massage provider who has been in the business for a while. She is likely in her late 30's or early 40's, large natural breasts, curvy thick body, above average in looks. Solid strong massage without much teasing while on my stomach. But when I turned over, she was only dressed in a thong and showing off those big breasts. She placed my hand on her ass and encouraged me to touch. Nice sensual slow HJ as I touched her breasts and ass. She didn't rush the HJ and I had a nice finish. Nikki is a good massage provider but don't expect anything more than a HJ.