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[BeachRunner51]

I know I've seen info on this one but can't find it. Tried searching star but none of them matched. Anybody seen her? http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7808&cityid=88.

[Member #6026]

I get the whole experience piece of reviews. Avoiding bait-and-switch, rip-offs and bad service are important things to share. But the fascination with how much one paid for the service is interesting to me. It's whatever you negotiated, and that's a YMMV thing, just like GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, etc. It can change day to day based on a variety of factors.

Thanks for the response mate! I took my follow-up over to the Coffee Bar.

Cheers!

[TechSticles]

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Yeah, kittenfish is such a useful term here because it describes the way so many providers hook us and reel us in.

And she does look hot in her pics! She also looks good in real life, especially if you're into big asses; very comparable to Destiny (Deltona). It wasn't so much her appearance that troubled me, it was mostly her bad attitude.

If you'll permit me a slight segue: While I certainly appreciate compliments on my reviews, it does make me cringe a bit when mongers read them and then say they've taken the provider off their lists. Unless I get robbed or something, I have no axe to grind with these chicks, and I'm not trying to put them out of business. I'm just relaying my personal experiences so mongers can have additional data on which to make decisions. So I hope folks are basing their opinions on the totality of the reviews they read and not just one review, because YMMV isn't just a cute disclaimer, it's a fact. And I'm not suggesting you've dismissed her based on my review alone, its just the subject has been running through my mind lately and this was an opportune time to voice it.

Speaking of recent notions, I've been toying around with a different notion lately that is bound to get me burned in effigy. I'm not ready to post it here but when it's fully formulated I'll post it to the Dirtona channel. I only mention it because its related to some of my recent play dates, including Syd (Sid).

Why post it to Dirtona you may ask? Well, if you're relatively new here you may not know this, but all the veterans do. The quickest and easiest way to blow up a thread is to admit you overpaid a hooker. Have you noticed that many mongers post about their dreams but omit "the damage"? Now you know why, or at least one major reason why. And since I am fucking mental to begin with, I don't mind pulling that pin and lobbing it over Dirtona's wall.

Anyway, thanks again to you and everyone who have commented on my posts, positively or negatively. Communication like this is the best tool we have to keep us all safe.

Cheers Mate!

I get the whole experience piece of reviews. Avoiding bait-and-switch, rip-offs and bad service are important things to share. But the fascination with how much one paid for the service is interesting to me. It's whatever you negotiated, and that's a YMMV thing, just like GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, etc. It can change day to day based on a variety of factors.

[RoadWarrior2K]

If you'll permit me a slight segue: While I certainly appreciate compliments on my reviews, it does make me cringe a bit when mongers read them and then say they've taken the provider off their lists. Unless I get robbed or something, I have no axe to grind with these chicks, and I'm not trying to put them out of business. I'm just relaying my personal experiences so mongers can have additional data on which to make decisions. So I hope folks are basing their opinions on the totality of the reviews they read and not just one review, because YMMV isn't just a cute disclaimer, it's a fact. And I'm not suggesting you've dismissed her based on my review alone, its just the subject has been running through my mind lately and this was an opportune time to voice i
Cheers Mate!

Very well said!

[Member #6026]

I'm behind the times. I'd never heard the term "kittenfished" until your review. Thanks for the learning opportunity. Also, I'll avoid this chick. She looks hot in her pics.

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Yeah, kittenfish is such a useful term here because it describes the way so many providers hook us and reel us in.

And she does look hot in her pics! She also looks good in real life, especially if you're into big asses; very comparable to Destiny (Deltona). It wasn't so much her appearance that troubled me, it was mostly her bad attitude.

If you'll permit me a slight segue: While I certainly appreciate compliments on my reviews, it does make me cringe a bit when mongers read them and then say they've taken the provider off their lists. Unless I get robbed or something, I have no axe to grind with these chicks, and I'm not trying to put them out of business. I'm just relaying my personal experiences so mongers can have additional data on which to make decisions. So I hope folks are basing their opinions on the totality of the reviews they read and not just one review, because YMMV isn't just a cute disclaimer, it's a fact. And I'm not suggesting you've dismissed her based on my review alone, its just the subject has been running through my mind lately and this was an opportune time to voice it.

Speaking of recent notions, I've been toying around with a different notion lately that is bound to get me burned in effigy. I'm not ready to post it here but when it's fully formulated I'll post it to the Dirtona channel. I only mention it because its related to some of my recent play dates, including Syd (Sid).

Why post it to Dirtona you may ask? Well, if you're relatively new here you may not know this, but all the veterans do. The quickest and easiest way to blow up a thread is to admit you overpaid a hooker. Have you noticed that many mongers post about their dreams but omit "the damage"? Now you know why, or at least one major reason why. And since I am fucking mental to begin with, I don't mind pulling that pin and lobbing it over Dirtona's wall.

Anyway, thanks again to you and everyone who have commented on my posts, positively or negatively. Communication like this is the best tool we have to keep us all safe.

Cheers Mate!

[TechSticles]

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1838&cityid=88


I've had regrettable encounters before where I felt kittenfished or was otherwise incompatable with my date, but I have never experienced such unprofessional rudeness. I won't repeat.

Anyway, others have reported good experiences with Sydney so clearly YRMV. Maybe I just look like her cheating ex or something, but now you have another data point to add to your own risk vs reward calculation.

Cheers!

I'm behind the times. I'd never heard the term "kittenfished" until your review. Thanks for the learning opportunity. Also, I'll avoid this chick. She looks hot in her pics.

[BBC386]

Just an update with what I've learned. Haven't gotten any direct responses back. But from other mongers, I believe she's still working thru her personal situation. I'm told she's planning for a quick divorce from her recent marriage. However, she's recently entered into another serious relationship with a lovely lady. Unless I hear otherwise, I'll just wait for things to settle out. Hopefully she figures things out.

So since she's been on the board we have seen how many relationships come and go for her? Before you hit advanced search I'll save you by saying it's been many. The point is that again relationships come and go for her, marriage or boyfriend alike. In terms of gps I believe she would be subject to whatever the market will bear when she returns to providing which she more than likely never stopped doing.

As for the ones sitting on the sidelines waiting the relationship to fail also fail to realize that all pussy is attainable provided you're willing to donate enough to have it.

[Truffle Butter]

Had two failed attempts in Orlando earlier today, so On my way to Daytona I thought I would try Sydney again. She texted me about 1 AM in the morning wanting to meet up but I passed. So I texted her again around 4 o'clock and she surprisingly replied and said she would be available. I have been trying for months to meet up with her but she would always have an excuse or never called me back or text me back. Got to her incall on beach side and called her To get no answer and a full voicemail. Few minutes went by and she called me back ready to go.

I had a really good time, she is short and compact, I would say 20 pounds heavier than her pictures.

DFK, DATY, CBJ, CFS. She was nice, seemed to be drug-free, and able to hold a conversation. She was very vocal and seem to really be into it.

Did notice on her table next to the bed was a switch blade, another knife that had probably 6 inch blade, Pepper spray, and a man's wallet. While we're on the bed I did make sure to keep her more than an arms distance away from the knives. I also locked the door latch when I was there because she kept it unlocked. I didn't want anybody busting in.

I will try and see her again.

[Mongerlicious]

I contacted her 3 times, saw her once. 1st time no response. 2nd time managed to see her in a hotel inna decent area towards Ormond. She is thick but in no way fat, small waist and big tits. Tits are like torpedoes straight out and nipples stuck straight out also. Best described as a Pawg ass. When I came in I gave her a hug and grabbed two handfuls of ass. I get undressed immediately so as not to waste time. She gave me a couple kisses, not there for that. BJ was covered and not the best but got me hard. Hit it missionary on edge of bed and some doggy. As I hit it missionary she was moaning and rubbing her clit, pussy was good, nice and snug. I was nice to her and explained things, told her she has a rep for very poor comms. Said I would give her a good review. Next time I contacted her I set up a time and she ghosted me. She knew who I was but doesn't care. Something wrong there but thehsobby really sucks here. Better off masturbating.

LOL I had to laugh at the fact that she knew you and still ghosted you. I was with her day 1 when she split from Annie / Jada and went on her own (I fronted her two nights in a beachside motel) but as time wore on she basically treated me as she treats everyone. She could never remember my number (always complaining that her phone was fucked up) and she actually made me sit outside her hotel one night for an ungodly amount of time (most guys would never wait as long as I did) and then got nasty with me the next day talking about how used condoms had stopped her toilet up. She is a total train wreck and anyone that ventures into a discussion with her about getting together is a glutton for punishment. I text her occasionally from apps just to test the temp of the water and most recently was 2 days ago. Texted her at noon and heard from her at 7:00 that night saying she had been up all night and was sleeping all day. If I didn't know better about her and actually I don't any more I would say she is partying very hard and the non bathing aspect is something new with her. She has a very unsettling history legally that would probably cripple most women emotionally but her communication skills which are imperative in this hobby are atrocious and just leads to lost income and reputation. I gave up on her more than a year ago and anyone that thinks she will not get more hardened by this experience and she will change is just plain foolish.

[MotoGib1]

Thank you for another insightful and entertaining review. Despite the consistent negative reviews of Sydney, usually centered around extremely poor communication; because of the very attractive pictures, she was still on my list. Now I can delete this one and save myself a lot of aggravation and unnecessary stress.

I contacted her 3 times, saw her once. 1st time no response. 2nd time managed to see her in a hotel inna decent area towards Ormond. She is thick but in no way fat, small waist and big tits. Tits are like torpedoes straight out and nipples stuck straight out also. Best described as a Pawg ass. When I came in I gave her a hug and grabbed two handfuls of ass. I get undressed immediately so as not to waste time. She gave me a couple kisses, not there for that. BJ was covered and not the best but got me hard. Hit it missionary on edge of bed and some doggy. As I hit it missionary she was moaning and rubbing her clit, pussy was good, nice and snug. I was nice to her and explained things, told her she has a rep for very poor comms. Said I would give her a good review. Next time I contacted her I set up a time and she ghosted me. She knew who I was but doesn't care. Something wrong there but thehsobby really sucks here. Better off masturbating.

[Dieter Braun]

Thank you for another insightful and entertaining review. Despite the consistent negative reviews of Sydney, usually centered around extremely poor communication; because of the very attractive pictures, she was still on my list. Now I can delete this one and save myself a lot of aggravation and unnecessary stress.

A window of opportunity suddenly opened up one recent weekend evening, so the typical blast of late-notice texts went out to the providerverse.

The first response happened to be Sydney, which gave me a little pause. Should I wait for other talent to respond or should I see if her communication issues have been sorted? I decided to give her a go and inquired about her donations. She responded that she usually gets 150 for a hhr (because they all do, right?) but she'll do the date for 120 since I'm a first-timer with her.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1838&cityid=88

I politely offered 100, which she promptly accepted. She also said that she could see me immediately, which gave me my second pause. Doesn't she need time to shower? Oh well, maybe she'd recently showered and suffered a no-show.

I arrived at her new digs, a small house in Holly Hill, about 25 minutes later and was left standing on her stoop for about 5 more. That was uncomfortable as I couldn't even be certain she'd vectored me to the correct house but hey, she's probably just in the shower I thought. My knocks were eventually answered by a short, very thick girl with a pretty face and smooth, beautiful skin. Yes, her pictures are deceptive and she is much heavier from the waist down than her pictures portray. I also noted no hint of a recent shower.

The next five or ten minutes were spent in a bizarre pantomime of ice-breaking conversation while she bustled about. I would compliment something about her or her home (like her blue highlights or her choice of music) and she would state that she hated whatever it was I had just complimented. Ridiculous, but whatever. We undress and she tugs me to inflation without the slightest indication of being GFE. No kissing, sentual touch, eye contact, or even a smile. Then she coveres me up and spends a few obligatory minutes on a reasonably skilled CBJ. She moved on to riding me CG and started sweating a few minutes in. I don't mind sweat at all, even prefer it in the heat of battle, but it was a turnoff when I started detecting wafts of her body odor.

Next she demanded (not asked, demanded) that we switch to mish with aggravation in her voice, as if I'd done something wrong. WTF? I'm pretty sure I did my job when I arrived on time, was who I said I was, treated her respectfully, and placed the ageed-upon donation on the dresser. There was definitely no call for rudeness. Anyway, we press on in mish, her looking pained and me just trying to nut at this point. Her kitty was very tight so I was thankfully able to pound through the turnoffs (deceptive chubbiness, bad attitude, and odor) to get to the finish line.

I dismounted shortly after climax, certain she wanted me off of her. Sydney got up, literally tossed a box of wipes in my direction, and disappeared into the bathroom. I was dressed by the time she came out, and she immediately picked up her phone and started texting with one of you blokes, LOL. I waited through a few awkward minutes before giving up, saying a polite goodbye, and taking my leave. I'm not sure if she acknowledged me or even looked up from her phone.

I've had regrettable encounters before where I felt kittenfished or was otherwise incompatable with my date, but I have never experienced such unprofessional rudeness. I won't repeat.

Anyway, others have reported good experiences with Sydney so clearly YRMV. Maybe I just look like her cheating ex or something, but now you have another data point to add to your own risk vs reward calculation.

Cheers!

[ShaggyJax]

A window of opportunity suddenly opened up one recent weekend evening, so the typical blast of late-notice texts went out to the providerverse.

The first response happened to be Sydney, which gave me a little pause. Should I wait for other talent to respond or should I see if her communication issues have been sorted? I decided to give her a go and inquired about her donations. She responded that she usually gets 150 for a hhr (because they all do, right?) but she'll do the date for 120 since I'm a first-timer with her.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1838&cityid=88

I politely offered 100, which she promptly accepted. She also said that she could see me immediately, which gave me my second pause. Doesn't she need time to shower? Oh well, maybe she'd recently showered and suffered a no-show.

I arrived at her new digs, a small house in Holly Hill, about 25 minutes later and was left standing on her stoop for about 5 more. That was uncomfortable as I couldn't even be certain she'd vectored me to the correct house but hey, she's probably just in the shower I thought. My knocks were eventually answered by a short, very thick girl with a pretty face and smooth, beautiful skin. Yes, her pictures are deceptive and she is much heavier from the waist down than her pictures portray. I also noted no hint of a recent shower.

The next five or ten minutes were spent in a bizarre pantomime of ice-breaking conversation while she bustled about. I would compliment something about her or her home (like her blue highlights or her choice of music) and she would state that she hated whatever it was I had just complimented. Ridiculous, but whatever. We undress and she tugs me to inflation without the slightest indication of being GFE. No kissing, sentual touch, eye contact, or even a smile. Then she coveres me up and spends a few obligatory minutes on a reasonably skilled CBJ. She moved on to riding me CG and started sweating a few minutes in. I don't mind sweat at all, even prefer it in the heat of battle, but it was a turnoff when I started detecting wafts of her body odor.

Next she demanded (not asked, demanded) that we switch to mish with aggravation in her voice, as if I'd done something wrong. WTF? I'm pretty sure I did my job when I arrived on time, was who I said I was, treated her respectfully, and placed the ageed-upon donation on the dresser. There was definitely no call for rudeness. Anyway, we press on in mish, her looking pained and me just trying to nut at this point. Her kitty was very tight so I was thankfully able to pound through the turnoffs (deceptive chubbiness, bad attitude, and odor) to get to the finish line.

I dismounted shortly after climax, certain she wanted me off of her. Sydney got up, literally tossed a box of wipes in my direction, and disappeared into the bathroom. I was dressed by the time she came out, and she immediately picked up her phone and started texting with one of you blokes, LOL. I waited through a few awkward minutes before giving up, saying a polite goodbye, and taking my leave. I'm not sure if she acknowledged me or even looked up from her phone.

I've had regrettable encounters before where I felt kittenfished or was otherwise incompatable with my date, but I have never experienced such unprofessional rudeness. I won't repeat.

Anyway, others have reported good experiences with Sydney so clearly YRMV. Maybe I just look like her cheating ex or something, but now you have another data point to add to your own risk vs reward calculation.

Cheers!

Sidney is one of the providers that I contacted and then wrote about in the "Woodshed" page of the Jacksonville board yesterday. She wouldn't budge from her $150 for HH donation request. It looks as if I dodged a bullet with that one.

Shaggy.

[PaidUp]

A window of opportunity suddenly opened up one recent weekend evening, so the typical blast of late-notice texts went out to the providerverse.

The first response happened to be Sydney, which gave me a little pause. Should I wait for other talent to respond or should I see if her communication issues have been sorted? I decided to give her a go and inquired about her donations. She responded that she usually gets 150 for a hhr (because they all do, right?) but she'll do the date for 120 since I'm a first-timer with her.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1838&cityid=88

I politely offered 100, which she promptly accepted. She also said that she could see me immediately, which gave me my second pause. Doesn't she need time to shower? Oh well, maybe she'd recently showered and suffered a no-show.

I arrived at her new digs, a small house in Holly Hill, about 25 minutes later and was left standing on her stoop for about 5 more. That was uncomfortable as I couldn't even be certain she'd vectored me to the correct house but hey, she's probably just in the shower I thought. My knocks were eventually answered by a short, very thick girl with a pretty face and smooth, beautiful skin. Yes, her pictures are deceptive and she is much heavier from the waist down than her pictures portray. I also noted no hint of a recent shower.

The next five or ten minutes were spent in a bizarre pantomime of ice-breaking conversation while she bustled about. I would compliment something about her or her home (like her blue highlights or her choice of music) and she would state that she hated whatever it was I had just complimented. Ridiculous, but whatever. We undress and she tugs me to inflation without the slightest indication of being GFE. No kissing, sentual touch, eye contact, or even a smile. Then she coveres me up and spends a few obligatory minutes on a reasonably skilled CBJ. She moved on to riding me CG and started sweating a few minutes in. I don't mind sweat at all, even prefer it in the heat of battle, but it was a turnoff when I started detecting wafts of her body odor.

Next she demanded (not asked, demanded) that we switch to mish with aggravation in her voice, as if I'd done something wrong. WTF? I'm pretty sure I did my job when I arrived on time, was who I said I was, treated her respectfully, and placed the ageed-upon donation on the dresser. There was definitely no call for rudeness. Anyway, we press on in mish, her looking pained and me just trying to nut at this point. Her kitty was very tight so I was thankfully able to pound through the turnoffs (deceptive chubbiness, bad attitude, and odor) to get to the finish line.

I dismounted shortly after climax, certain she wanted me off of her. Sydney got up, literally tossed a box of wipes in my direction, and disappeared into the bathroom. I was dressed by the time she came out, and she immediately picked up her phone and started texting with one of you blokes, LOL. I waited through a few awkward minutes before giving up, saying a polite goodbye, and taking my leave. I'm not sure if she acknowledged me or even looked up from her phone.

I've had regrettable encounters before where I felt kittenfished or was otherwise incompatable with my date, but I have never experienced such unprofessional rudeness. I won't repeat.

Anyway, others have reported good experiences with Sydney so clearly YRMV. Maybe I just look like her cheating ex or something, but now you have another data point to add to your own risk vs reward calculation.

Cheers!

I found her to be one of the most deceptive, lying, fraudulent, BS artists out there.

[Member #6026]

A window of opportunity suddenly opened up one recent weekend evening, so the typical blast of late-notice texts went out to the providerverse.

The first response happened to be Sydney, which gave me a little pause. Should I wait for other talent to respond or should I see if her communication issues have been sorted? I decided to give her a go and inquired about her donations. She responded that she usually gets 150 for a hhr (because they all do, right?) but she'll do the date for 120 since I'm a first-timer with her.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1838&cityid=88

I politely offered 100, which she promptly accepted. She also said that she could see me immediately, which gave me my second pause. Doesn't she need time to shower? Oh well, maybe she'd recently showered and suffered a no-show.

I arrived at her new digs, a small house in Holly Hill, about 25 minutes later and was left standing on her stoop for about 5 more. That was uncomfortable as I couldn't even be certain she'd vectored me to the correct house but hey, she's probably just in the shower I thought. My knocks were eventually answered by a short, very thick girl with a pretty face and smooth, beautiful skin. Yes, her pictures are deceptive and she is much heavier from the waist down than her pictures portray. I also noted no hint of a recent shower.

The next five or ten minutes were spent in a bizarre pantomime of ice-breaking conversation while she bustled about. I would compliment something about her or her home (like her blue highlights or her choice of music) and she would state that she hated whatever it was I had just complimented. Ridiculous, but whatever. We undress and she tugs me to inflation without the slightest indication of being GFE. No kissing, sentual touch, eye contact, or even a smile. Then she coveres me up and spends a few obligatory minutes on a reasonably skilled CBJ. She moved on to riding me CG and started sweating a few minutes in. I don't mind sweat at all, even prefer it in the heat of battle, but it was a turnoff when I started detecting wafts of her body odor.

Next she demanded (not asked, demanded) that we switch to mish with aggravation in her voice, as if I'd done something wrong. WTF? I'm pretty sure I did my job when I arrived on time, was who I said I was, treated her respectfully, and placed the ageed-upon donation on the dresser. There was definitely no call for rudeness. Anyway, we press on in mish, her looking pained and me just trying to nut at this point. Her kitty was very tight so I was thankfully able to pound through the turnoffs (deceptive chubbiness, bad attitude, and odor) to get to the finish line.

I dismounted shortly after climax, certain she wanted me off of her. Sydney got up, literally tossed a box of wipes in my direction, and disappeared into the bathroom. I was dressed by the time she came out, and she immediately picked up her phone and started texting with one of you blokes, LOL. I waited through a few awkward minutes before giving up, saying a polite goodbye, and taking my leave. I'm not sure if she acknowledged me or even looked up from her phone.

I've had regrettable encounters before where I felt kittenfished or was otherwise incompatable with my date, but I have never experienced such unprofessional rudeness. I won't repeat.

Anyway, others have reported good experiences with Sydney so clearly YRMV. Maybe I just look like her cheating ex or something, but now you have another data point to add to your own risk vs reward calculation.

Cheers!

[NbWill]

She was awesome back then. Now, be prepared to handle a case of GPS. And a higher donation. Have at it! I had her when she was 80 marios an hour. Next! LOL.

Against the vice of asking there is the virtue of not giving. .