The Rat Trap

[Nutted]

You betcha, TH.

She's living in a FEMA trailer at Lake Nona, but she only sucks doctor and lawyer dicks these days, so you won't be able to see her.

LOL!

LTD.

No, c'mon. Not swagz! LOL.

LTD.

[GeorgeMason]

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 6

1. I told NoFear that I bet I could make him forget he's gay. He said: "but I'm not gay". I said: "there you go".

2. Today NoFear logged into a gay porn site by accident. For 3 hours.

3. NoFear's sister told her Daddy she thinks NoFear is gay because she found skid marks in his shorts. His Daddy said even he and his sister have skid marks sometimes too. NoFear's sister said: "true, but not at the fucking front".

4. NoFear thinks if he jerks his noodle to gay porn in the forest and nobody sees him, that he is still straight. He's stupid. Every one already knows he's gay.

5. We seem to be getting overrun these days with gay men like NoFear and his boyfriends. For a group of people who can't multiply, where the fuck are they all coming from?

6. One day NoFear's Daddy said his son is at that age where he puts anything in his mouth. Over 18 and gay.

7. NoFear's friend said the worst thing about waking up after a night drinking, is having less money and a sore head. NoFear said he doesn't have that problem, because he always wakes up with more money and a sore ass.

8. His family already made advance arrangements for NoFear's eventual funeral. They requested no flowers be sent. They expect enough pansies to show up on that day, like his "butty boy" from the closet.

9. NoFear's Daddy said one day NoFear came up to him with tears in his eyes, and told him he's gay. NoFear asked his Daddy if he will still love him. His Daddy said: "don't be stupid, you were an accident, we never loved you".

10. Earlier in life, NoFear appealed his 12-month sentence in an all-male prison. He said he wanted at least 5 years.

11. NoFear has been quoted as saying: "I deserved prison". I think the word he was looking for was "enjoyed".

12. NoFear's boyfriends say the only thing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with NoFear and finding a hole in your rubber, is waking up and finding a rubber in your hole.

13. NoFear hates when his boyfriends ask him to hold their purses, when their purses don't match what NoFear is wearing.

14. NoFear says he hates when men wear rubbers in porn. He says: "what's the point, men can't get each other pregnant".

15. NoFear and his boyfriends are so gay that they always buy cheap toilet paper, so their fingers always pass threw.

16. NoFear thinks his friend is gay. Every time his friend looks at NoFear, NoFear's dick gets hard.

17. NoFear says he hates licking ice cream in front of his boyfriends, because it distracts his boyfriends from sucking NoFear's dick.

18. NoFear's GPS keeps taking him and his boyfriends to gay bars. It's stuck on cruise control.

19. NoFear made a post in the Strip Club thread, and said he was at the bar with 3 dudes and 1 dancer. He said he was 100% sure he's getting layed, and 75% sure he'll enjoy it.

20. When NoFear signed up here, he chose his user name as he did because "Gay-Z" was already taken.

21. NoFear and his boyfriends are starring in a new version of The Wizard of Oz. It's called "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load".

NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

[GeorgeMason]

Swagz iz back?

You betcha, TH.

She's living in a FEMA trailer at Lake Nona, but she only sucks doctor and lawyer dicks these days, so you won't be able to see her.

LOL!

LTD.

[Explorer11]

Luck to not have a member fee. I believe this is the only adult board that have members dues. Even hooker ads are fee. I was wondering if you or Mighty Oz might have my Poem still? And no I won't write fake believe a hit song. He doesn't know how to make songs like that, he doesn't know what words to use. Eminem. Still have that white piece of shit car LOL.

Swagalicious.

Swagz iz back?

[GeorgeMason]

Hey NoFear, we're going to turn the page now, and take a look at page 2 of your personal photo album!

ROTFLOL!

[DayTripr]

What is this? A thread for grown men to act like school kids or what? If it ain't about buying or selling pussy then why? Why'all 3 get a room and fuck already dammit.

[GeorgeMason]

Hey NoFear, we're going to turn the page now, and take a look at page 2 of your personal photo album!

ROTFLOL!

[Nutted]

NoFear, where are you hiding? Did you go back in the closet?

Here are a few more jokes to keep you busy in there!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 5

1. NoFear and his boyfriend went to London. They were pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

2. I told NoFear that 1 in every 4 men is gay. He said he hopes it's his boyfriend's brother because he is super cute.

3. NoFear and his boyfriend always use glow-in-the-dark rubbers. They love playing with their light sabers during sex.

4. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what is the difference between NoFear and a microwave. He said: "the microwave doesn't brown his sausage".

5. NoFear's boyfriend asked NoFear what he uses to wash his dishes. NoFear said: "fairy liquid". His boyfriend thought he knew what NoFear meant until he caught him jerking off in the sink one day.

6. NoFear says all his friends call him gay because he cannot stay on a skateboard for more than 60 seconds. NoFear says he'd like to see them try it, with high heels on.

7. NoFear's sister shouted upstairs: "the sun has just come out". NoFear's Daddy threw on some shorts and flip flops ready for a day outdoors, and ran down stairs only to find NoFear holding hands with his boyfriend.

8. Nine out of 10 men prefer big boobs. The other man (NoFear) prefers the 9 men.

9. One day when NoFear was in school, a boy ran up to NoFear and called him gay. NoFear said he smacked the little betch across the face with his handbag.

10. NoFear and his boyfriend were talking the other day, and NoFear said he thinks his dog is gay. When his boyfriend asked why, NoFear said his dog's dick taste like shit.

11. Last night, NoFear heard sounds of sex next door. He went next door, and peeked threw the window and saw 4 gay men having an orgy. He said afterwards that he felt really sick. Probably from being outside with no coat in the cold for 2 hours.

12. What do NoFear and a sperm have in common? Both have a 1-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

13. NoFear and his boyfriend went hiking when NoFear fell, slipped a disc in his back, and was not able to get up. His boyfriend looked at him and smiled, as he pulled down NoFear's pants and said: "I guess we can call this Broke Back Mountain".

14. NoFear says he hates it when he wakes up from a night of drinking with "I Love Dick" written on his forehead. Especially when he was drinking at home all night. Alone.

15. NoFear and his boyfriend are so gay that they put their pants on backwards to save time.

16. NoFear always takes two asprin with his Viagra, so sex won't be such a pain in the ass.

17. I read the diary of NoFear's sister. One entry said: "my brother came out of the closet today". The next entry said: "I knew I should have used a better lock".

NoFear = No fear of the cock= Loves the cock= Faggot!

This is the life! Mornin' coffee & laughs from The Trap LOL.

LTD.

[GeorgeMason]

NoFear, where are you hiding? Did you go back in the closet?

Here are a few more jokes to keep you busy in there!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 5

1. NoFear and his boyfriend went to London. They were pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

2. I told NoFear that 1 in every 4 men is gay. He said he hopes it's his boyfriend's brother because he is super cute.

3. NoFear and his boyfriend always use glow-in-the-dark rubbers. They love playing with their light sabers during sex.

4. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what is the difference between NoFear and a microwave. He said: "the microwave doesn't brown his sausage".

5. NoFear's boyfriend asked NoFear what he uses to wash his dishes. NoFear said: "fairy liquid". His boyfriend thought he knew what NoFear meant until he caught him jerking off in the sink one day.

6. NoFear says all his friends call him gay because he cannot stay on a skateboard for more than 60 seconds. NoFear says he'd like to see them try it, with high heels on.

7. NoFear's sister shouted upstairs: "the sun has just come out". NoFear's Daddy threw on some shorts and flip flops ready for a day outdoors, and ran down stairs only to find NoFear holding hands with his boyfriend.

8. Nine out of 10 men prefer big boobs. The other man (NoFear) prefers the 9 men.

9. One day when NoFear was in school, a boy ran up to NoFear and called him gay. NoFear said he smacked the little betch across the face with his handbag.

10. NoFear and his boyfriend were talking the other day, and NoFear said he thinks his dog is gay. When his boyfriend asked why, NoFear said his dog's dick taste like shit.

11. Last night, NoFear heard sounds of sex next door. He went next door, and peeked threw the window and saw 4 gay men having an orgy. He said afterwards that he felt really sick. Probably from being outside with no coat in the cold for 2 hours.

12. What do NoFear and a sperm have in common? Both have a 1-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

13. NoFear and his boyfriend went hiking when NoFear fell, slipped a disc in his back, and was not able to get up. His boyfriend looked at him and smiled, as he pulled down NoFear's pants and said: "I guess we can call this Broke Back Mountain".

14. NoFear says he hates it when he wakes up from a night of drinking with "I Love Dick" written on his forehead. Especially when he was drinking at home all night. Alone.

15. NoFear and his boyfriend are so gay that they put their pants on backwards to save time.

16. NoFear always takes two asprin with his Viagra, so sex won't be such a pain in the ass.

17. I read the diary of NoFear's sister. One entry said: "my brother came out of the closet today". The next entry said: "I knew I should have used a better lock".

NoFear = No fear of the cock= Loves the cock= Faggot!

[GeorgeMason]

And your calling me a fool? Really?

Find and host UTRs like I have and then you can call me a fool.

My foolishness was to get sucked into this bullshit with the USELESS POS George Mason!

But I was just defending Swags, A very wonderful personal friend. So it was worth it!

Go fuck yourself, George Mason!

Nofear.

Well damn NoFear, you obviously don't like my posts? And you didn't like the jokes. What to do, what to do?

I know, let's take a quick look inside your personal photo album!

[NoFear101]

Seeing two nerds in a pissin' match just isn't funny. And the jokes aren't funny, either.

Now THIS is a funny pissin' match:


C3.

No C3, your attachment of what you think is a joke is what's funny. And you call me a "nerd"? Now that's funny.

Now I could retaliate because you called me a nerd and lumped me in the same category as that wack job George Mason!

But I won't.

Because I actually like what you are on the forum so why rip you apart?

I will say if anyone is a "nerd" around here tho it would be you. I know people who have met you. And yep, your a nerdy guy! LOL.

Keep up the good work C3. I look forward to your next post about getting pussy in Mexico while on tour with the "almost" A-list band you run Camera3 for. Haven't been to the Whiskey-a-go-go since Quicksilver but I'm guessing your doing stadiums now? LOL.

If you need real material for a real review I can hook you up with a utr or two I know?

Now, say sumthing nice about Nofear the Nurd. Haha.

[NoFear101]

I haven't seen this kind of dialog since the third grade. Have you heard the expression "Do not argue with a fool. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ".

You both seem to be very experienced.

I'm eagerly awaiting the "I'm rubber and you're glue".

And your calling me a fool? Really?

Find and host UTRs like I have and then you can call me a fool.

My foolishness was to get sucked into this bullshit with the USELESS POS George Mason!

But I was just defending Swags, A very wonderful personal friend. So it was worth it!

Go fuck yourself, George Mason!

Nofear.

[Poaching]

I haven't seen this kind of dialog since the third grade. Have you heard the expression "Do not argue with a fool. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ".

You both seem to be very experienced.

I'm eagerly awaiting the "I'm rubber and you're glue".

[GeorgeMason]

I was on my knees. Getting pussy.

NoFear, I heard you spent last night getting fucked raw by homeless men downtown. You've never felt so low, or been so humiliated and degraded by anyone before. You feel ashamed for not saving yourself for superior men, but you are a faggot, and you need to be used constantly. You're already thinking about going down there regularly. A cock is a cock to you.

The first thing you do when you hit a bookstore or sauna is trawl through all the booths and bins looking for used condoms. You either suck them clean, or shove the cum up your ass. You've also licked cum off dirty floors, walls, and glory holes a few times. But sperm is sperm to you. A real faggot will do ANYTHING for sperm.

[NoFear101]

Hey NoFear, I found your Craigslist Ad!

Posted about 2 hours ago

I have NO FEAR of the COCK! (Daytona Beach)

Hello, I am a MWM. I shave my whole body and lotion it daily. I love womans clothes and heels. I want man-to-man sex. I want to be fed cock and cum, balls and ass, and I want my sissy man-pussy fucked too. I love painting my toe and finger nails bright red or shocking pink. I love heels, the taller the better. I know now that I was born to worship cock, and pleasure men. I LOVE THE COCK. I am a sub sissy cock whorre faggot. After all, my name is NoFear, and I have NO FEAR of the COCK!

- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id 8361581734


You even included an official copy of your Faggot Registration Card (shown below).

That sure sounds like an iron-clad faggot confession to me!

I was on my knees. Getting pussy.