Massage Parlor Reports

[Creeping]

Went to Green castle therapy in manassas. Greeted at door by sunny she's like 5 foot 2 maybe, age late 40's or early 50's can never tell with Asians. Looks left a little to be desired but green castle is just a spot I hit when I get the itch. So we go to the table shower very thorough lots of teasing on the boys and the back door. Massage was great as usual for that spot. Before the flip she does the feather fingers on my back and to my surprise some rimming before she ask how much I want to tip we agree on 60 and mama mia she went to town with some great rimming again and jerking me off from the back while her face is buried in my butt. She ask me to flip then back to rimming while sucking on the boys and the pole very sloppy lots of noise which I love then on to prostate and BBJ to completion. So all in all great trip.

Massage 8.5 out of 10.

Looks 4 out of 10.

Flip 10 out of 10.

I may be old but I don't recall any reports like this from GC. If I'm wrong somebody please let me know!

[Jay1646]

I always enjoy your reviews, Frankie (and I, too, love big teddies.). Thanks.

Me too, love his reviews. Us boob connoisseurs got to stick together.

He put me on to Fairfax Nikki. (Tip her well and take the shower she offers) I miss those tits.

You guys have so many options up north I'm jealous.

[BuckshotWatson]

I love big teddies....
Frankie.

I always enjoy your reviews, Frankie (and I, too, love big teddies.). Thanks.

[TheOuroboros]

And this is what I noticed. It was still OK in '03 but jas gotten worse since about '11. Seems like these girls think we will pay for vintage when we are only getting OLD.

Wasn't around then but from reading old post and listening to some of you lucky seniors it seems like the 90's-00's was the golden age for mongering.

If any of you miscreants develops the blueprints for a time machine please shoot me a PM.

[Reptar 69]

Went to Green castle therapy in manassas. Greeted at door by sunny she's like 5 foot 2 maybe, age late 40's or early 50's can never tell with Asians. Looks left a little to be desired but green castle is just a spot I hit when I get the itch. So we go to the table shower very thorough lots of teasing on the boys and the back door. Massage was great as usual for that spot. Before the flip she does the feather fingers on my back and to my surprise some rimming before she ask how much I want to tip we agree on 60 and mama mia she went to town with some great rimming again and jerking me off from the back while her face is buried in my butt. She ask me to flip then back to rimming while sucking on the boys and the pole very sloppy lots of noise which I love then on to prostate and BBJ to completion. So all in all great trip.

Massage 8.5 out of 10.

Looks 4 out of 10.

Flip 10 out of 10.

[Wp212]

Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?

Some claim to offer things for couples, but it's probably just marketing to seem legit.

[Justforme]

And this is what I noticed. It was still OK in '03 but jas gotten worse since about '11. Seems like these girls think we will pay for vintage when we are only getting OLD.

Just got back from NYC and had the experience of mongering there for the first time. What an experience! Young Korean girl no older than 25-30. Unfortunately, it seems like when these hot bombshells get old and used, they make their way over to NOVA. That's just the way it is. Once in a while you'll find a gem but they tend to come and go so it's slim pickings out there.

[Justforme]

I can do home visits for females. Welcome to the group.

Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?

[Frank Digitola]

I love big teddies. Whenever I see one of the brahs here report on having an encounter with this love of mine, I become entranced and enticed. Despite even hearing mixed to unenthusiastic reports, the teddies still speak to me. This is especially the case if said teddies are huge and or natty. Enticement occurred recently when good ole GripNSip brah reported on his visit to 8303. I myself have reported on 8303 once before. It was a warning report telling the brahs here not to fall for the lure of cheap 4 hand at 8303 as I had seen both of the ladies who worked there. KiKi was the first. She's an older, thick, yet Sponge Bob not hourglass shaped lady with huge teddies who gave a massage that was a hair above average. She gave me an impoverished tugger and I was unable to pop despite stockpiling for days. The other was a woman whose name I didn't even retain whose performance was the exact opposite. Tugger was slightly above average and I popped, but the massage was just okay. Looks and body were just average older Chinese lady.

When I saw Grips report of a chubby chick with big teddies named Sun Dee, I became intrigued as big teddies and non spinner are my Bat-signals. This was however 8303 so there was a bit of apprehension. So I sent my normal apprehension PM. "Hey brah are the big teddies worth the trip?" To which Grip replied "This hobby is like playing PokMon. Sometimes. You got to catch them all. " Goddamn Socrates up in this bish. I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck that Grip wasn't sitting on marble steps wearing a toga, but he should've been. (Just as a quick side note, if you didn't read "Socrates" as "So-Crates" like Bill and Ted, you're really doing yourself a disservice. The bit was way funnier that way.) Moving on. I continue to read my PM and Grip goes on to say "Besides, they offer 4 hand for $60, you can try Sun Dee and have KiKi's big teds at the same time. " I wasn't reading that while sitting in a swamp staring at a little, green, big eared man thing, but I should've been. So now, I'm definitely going to 8303.

I arrive and am met by Unretained Name Lady. I tell her I want to try the new girl and KiKi in a 4 hand. She agreed and sends them in. Sun Dee is very cute, but she is chubby. Like chubby chubby. She does however have big teddies. KiKi has lost a little weight it seems but her teddies are still huge. The massage starts and roles are established. Sun Dee is the main attraction and KiKi is the accessory. Good. That's what I was hoping for and I hope this trend continues to the flip. Sun Dee actually commented that my back felt like twice baked hell (I'm paraphrasing) so she actually put in some serious elbow grease and propelled herself into the gold medalist at 8303. KiKi worked my legs and butt. The massage was good. KiKi was a bit talkative, but I've gotten 4 hand before and expected that. The tease began with tickles on my neck and back while KiKi tickled the boys and my angus. Then, I'm flipped.

Upon the flip Sun Dee goes straight in for the nova. I don't even go for an otc grab, I just start rolling up shirts and ask for bras to drop. Sun Dee pops the teddies out like a champ and they are in fact awesome. Since I got crap for a previous report, let me also reiterate that Sun Dee is chubby and has a belly. It is however a neater belly. Her belly doesn't look like balled up homework like some others. That being said, spinner exclusive brahs should swipe left. KiKi pulls out one ted like I came here to see three teddies. Since this ain't Total Recall I ask her to pull the other one out. She pulls out a violin, dims the lights more, and begins singing a sad song about how brahs throughout the day have been nursing said shy teddy like there's Strawberry Nesquick inside. She tells me that it is sore. I tell her that I don't want to touch it, I just want to see it. Spoiler alert, I'm lying. Sun Dee says "Oh he just wants to see, pull it out" she wants to go steady, I just know by the way she said that. KiKi complies and, viola, 4 big teddies.

Sun Dee is going to town. Her Hugh Jackman is really good. Eye contact, smiles, good cadence. Everything is good. I wish I was Gordo from Mortal Kombat so that I could have four arms and a hand on each teddy. I then realized that that's gross and just bounce back and forth with my two hands. KiKi is tickling my bozack, butt and thighs, completely ignoring the fact that I'm roaming away on the fatigued ted. She's handling her role of accessory like a champ. That is, until she starts talking again. A couple minutes in and she starts chattering. Sun Dee is also getting frustrated and giving nods and what appears like one word answers. The couple minutes turn to several and KiKi asks "You pop for us?" and then turns to Sun Dee and mutters something in Chinese that makes her smile at me. I ask "What?" "She says you're strong for 4 hand" is her reply. I tell her "just keep doing what you're doing baby. I'm going to pop for you. " She ignores me and starts a double fisted, corkscrew maneuver with her teddies squished between her arms. That's all she wrote brahs. I popped with toe curling violence.

I paid 6 for the hhr, and despite being on the verge of telling KiKi to stfu, I gave them both 5. I'm going to go back and see Sun Dee again, but solo. Thanks again Socrates.

Frankie.

[NyHornet]

I noticed the other day when I was in Woodbridge that the massage place over the old Octopus Garden location (gone now) off Route 1 was still there. I remember years ago, around 2007 or so, I went there and got FS from a hot spinner. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any intel on if this place was worth a visit. I was thinking about TOFTT and checking it out if there is no recent news. Unfortunately I don't know what the place is called.

It's had a few different names over the years. Currently called Rt. One Massage Therapy. I haven't visited in many years, but it has recent reviews on Rubmaps.

[ShyGirl1]

Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?

[TheOuroboros]

A dream of this place in a professional medical complex on backlick. Spa sung definitely takes the prize for most professional looking AMP that rivals and maybe perhaps even beats some of the professional chain spas. If you're concerned about hygiene, rest assured Helen keeps the place very clean and well maintained. Her CMT skills are also professional quality and you can tell she takes passion in her craft, even knows what places are tender and what muscles to stretch. Helen is older, but because she's in such great shape (partially due to surgery I'm sure) she can easily pass for 30.

An hour gets you a solid 45 min massage and flip. On the flip shell point to the little guy and ask if you want a finish? She has good technique even tho on occasion it can seem mechanical but for. 6 she'll take off her top and reveal some beautifully engineered Cs. Perky and pink, more than enough fuel to spill the load. She tops off the session with a face massage and stretch. Helen is cool. One of the better AMPs NoVa has to offer.

[Bilaling]

I went the other day to see Julie, she's probably late 40's I think. But be warned she is money hungry and very pushy. I had the entire menu open, but when you add the door fee and the 2 hundred she wants, it adds up be way too much.

I got a minute or 2 massage before she told me to flip and wanted the money up front with a hurry up and buy attitude. She quickly grabbed my pants and gave me no privacy as I was searching for money. I went based on the same review. But I will definitely not return for such a mechanical experience.

Place was busy and she left a few times to let in other mongers, so after she was done with me. She was right to the next guy without cleaning up. I was licking her neck and it tasted dirty and sweaty. No way was I going to Go down on her when she shoved her pussy and ass almost in my face.

Peace out brothers. For those cost you might as well get young hot one.

I also made my way there to see her and was disappointed. The only thing that was 'true' was how playful she is but physically she was not what I was expecting and older that the '30's'. One thing that she did that surprised was right before the flip, I heard rustling and my first thought was "is she undressing now? Then I thought 'Nah, maybe she's getting the cleanup material ready'. The light touching started then I felt her climb on the table and lay down on me completely naked. I was shocked by how quickly she disrobed and without even asking me what I wanted or the tip. Needless to say, she was pushy with the tip once the NOVA was completed and I was too glad to get out of there.

B.

The one who answered the door when I arrived was decent looking (older) but still had a nice shape for her age; I should have tried her.

[Start2]

Just got back from NYC and had the experience of mongering there for the first time. What an experience! Young Korean girl no older than 25-30. Unfortunately, it seems like when these hot bombshells get old and used, they make their way over to NOVA. That's just the way it is. Once in a while you'll find a gem but they tend to come and go so it's slim pickings out there.

Back in the Day when I made my First and Last trek up to NY it was so good I realized that it would not be wise to return again. I used to think that NOVA didn't realize what's available across the road (MARYLAND). NOVA posts oscillate between Bud's 50 and Private Viewing Guys who keep hoping after 99 visits she'll actually touch them.

Angel.

A few months ago I had a bad visit but since they were outstanding last year just took a break. Recently a "Rolly Polly" opened the door. Asked if Ivy was available and was informed that a wise customer had booked a 2 hour session. Last year the other girls were all contenders but forget it now. I'll let the rest of you find the next superstar there. On top of that "Rolly Polly" had a horrible attitude when I politely declined.

[TheOuroboros]

OK guys we need to recalibrate. Garden spa Julie is like a 5' foot dump truck and over 50 yrs old. I went there on your recommendations and she's just plain old / fat. I'll admit the session was decent but come on. Had to keep my mind distracted the entire time.

And to top it off she straight up blocked me from leaving when I tipped 40 and demanded 20 more.

Please will someone with decent to normal standards put out a list of the good looking ones if any at Garden / Pine / Angel? There's got to be a decent looking, slim, somewhat attractive woman in that complex.

Just got back from NYC and had the experience of mongering there for the first time. What an experience! Young Korean girl no older than 25-30. Unfortunately, it seems like when these hot bombshells get old and used, they make their way over to NOVA. That's just the way it is. Once in a while you'll find a gem but they tend to come and go so it's slim pickings out there.