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07-09-19 21:16 #6889
Posts: 689Asking for the Lineups
Can't claim to have invented this routine, cause I got this from another monger on the San Diego massage forum and it's brilliant! I ask if I can see the girls. If yes, you're golden. If no, I makeup a name of a gal I'm looking for. BTW, There's a Coco at 80% of the spas I do this at. If they have a Coco and you no likey, say you got the name wrong can you see the others. If no Coco, you mixed up the name, but you liked her massage, can you see the other girls. Last resort, ask if you don't like the girl, can you request another. You might make the gal feel a little bad, but your pecker and wallet will thank you. Happy hunting!
Originally Posted by SinCityLegend1 [View Original Post]
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07-09-19 17:36 #6888
Posts: 85Lily A. Lineup?
Just wondering if any of you ask for lineups to see your options at these places like lily a. The first few times I went to Lily (a few months ago) I guess I got lucky with some good looking girls. I don't want to insult the girl that tries to take me, but it would be nice if I had a choice of girl rather than just whoever opens the door. I went to check it out yesterday and got Yuyu, decent body but she was ugly, 2/10, on my scale. Thankful for the dark room otherwise I might've had to ask her to lay down with her face in the massage hole while I gave it to her LOL.
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07-09-19 00:55 #6887
Posts: 76Originally Posted by ThePlayer [View Original Post]
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07-09-19 00:14 #6886
Posts: 99Unfinished Business
I went to Lily A today and just as I was getting out of my car 1 of you mongers beat me to the door. I didn't want to wait around so I took off. I was low on cash anyway and I didn't want my cc ran. I'm really looking for a BBBJ from a hottie. I'm hoping to pay the house fee and then $ max. Looking for petite beautiful girls in their 20’s.
Off topic but I went to Linda earlier this week and the massage and BBBJ skills were on point. Looks 2/10 though. Gave her $ for 1 hour but will only go back if I’m in a pinch.
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07-08-19 22:02 #6885
Posts: 337Lily A Report
Yuyu keeps working on the lower body while Blue works up top. After a bit, the cover comes out, Yuyu lets blue go first. Blue rides while Yuyu rims. Yuyu keeps saying no finish, my turn. Eventually, she pushed Blue off and starts her ride. She gets crazy to the point I was worried about a trauma related injury. Finally, I stop and suggest we switch. She rolls over and we go at in doggy while Blue continues to lick and kiss. I got after it hard and Yuyu didn't care at all. I was close to tapping out when I finally switched back to Blue in mish while Yuyu kissed me and talked dirty.
That was funny about the trauma related injury part. I wonder if my insurance would cover that?
ThePlayer.
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07-08-19 14:39 #6884
Posts: 689Awesome post!
Dude! Had to grin as I read your post 'cause I had a similar experience in Vegas! Also had an ad hoc twosome like yours. Once the Johnson is up, it's hard for me to say no. Got to love gals fighting over your manhood! When they say "My turn", I said please ladies, I have plenty of love to share. After some shared laughter, I think they took that as a challenge and it was a battle who could get me to bust first! Either way I win! Can't remember where that was. I was also slightly inebriated. Ai yaaa!
Originally Posted by Schuffles [View Original Post]
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07-08-19 03:27 #6883
Posts: 76Lily A Report- Top Shelf Experience
Went to Lily and asked for Serena. I was told she wouldn't be back till tomorrow, but I would love the girl that mama had for me. Waited in line behind another monger. During that time another girl walked by and gave me the wink. Out comes Blue, thin girl with medium boobs. Not what I planned on, but will certainly do the job. Blue gives me the handshake as we walk in to the room. She tells me to strip and asked for $60.00. I told her that I had already paid mama. She walks out.
I lay there face down on the table. The curtain opens and I get asked about massage that I'm looking for. The massage starts and I realize it's not the same girl. Roll over to find Yuyu going to town on me, slightly thicker with bigger boobs. More massage, talk of marriage and then the flip. She asks for the donation for boom boom. She asks for $$. I tell her last time was $. We agreed on $. 5.
She's well in to a BBBJ when the curtain flies open and in walks Blue. She apologized, but doesn't leave. She then walks over to me, gives me a kiss and puts her Bush against my hand. There's a brief exchange between the girls in a language I don't speak. Yuyu says, "Two girl boom boom?" To which drunken me says absofuckinglutely. Then the money discussion. She says another $. 50. I say I've already paid for one, 50 is fair. More discussion, and she says 120. I'm a weak man at this point, I offer $. Offer accepted, here we go.
Yuyu keeps working on the lower body while Blue works up top. After a bit, the cover comes out, Yuyu lets blue go first. Blue rides while Yuyu rims. Yuyu keeps saying no finish, my turn. Eventually, she pushed Blue off and starts her ride. She gets crazy to the point I was worried about a trauma related injury. Finally, I stop and suggest we switch. She rolls over and we go at in doggy while Blue continues to lick and kiss. I got after it hard and Yuyu didn't care at all. I was close to tapping out when I finally switched back to Blue in mish while Yuyu kissed me and talked dirty.
Finished in mish, got the clean up and left with 2 waters. Total damage, $60.00 house fee, $150 for Yuyu and $100 for Blue. More than worth it. One of the best AMP experiences I've ever had.
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07-06-19 10:33 #6882
Posts: 284Avoid tipping first
Originally Posted by Evolon702 [View Original Post]
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07-05-19 18:40 #6881
Posts: 82Monger Rounds
Lily A.
Stopped by, Blue and forgot what the other name was. Both were above average AMP quality but not what I was looking for. Both were cute petite maybe mid late 30's.
Shining Massage Spa (AVOID).
Oh boy. So saw it was less volume on the maps so thought I'd give it a try. (Found one of my old ATF like this so figured why not) . 4 for house not a bad massage. I think this one sees some legit traffic too. Good tease and the flip. Opted for all in, standard $. 5 extra. I got RIPPED off. No BJ and CFS was like 5 minutes non finishing. Completely stopped and just HJ the rest. I tried contesting it but she was like "no more". I already gave up the dough and tried arguing the service but it went no where. She was 40 ish average build cute. Name was Tee-nah. I don't recommend. Avoid at all costs. There's a reason why some places see volume and others don't. Haven't been ripped off like this in awhile.
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07-03-19 23:33 #6880
Posts: 1391st time.
I never done a MP. & from what I read I know I'm going to try Lilys. I called today & she said lulu was there & naomi & another girl. Now from what I gathered these places are a bit pricier than lat houses. I asked them if they accepted card. They said yes, is that true? I mean it's only the price of a lat house just the cover charge. Then the tip is for the girl. So I'd take 1. With me. Maybe an extra. 2. But anyways. I'll probably try to go Friday. Differently excited to see this.
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07-03-19 08:56 #6879
Posts: 47Linda
Originally Posted by MorningSlayer [View Original Post]
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07-02-19 23:17 #6878
Posts: 444Originally Posted by MackBlamba [View Original Post]
Lantern6 gave a good review too.
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07-02-19 22:41 #6877
Posts: 49Originally Posted by MorningSlayer [View Original Post]
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07-02-19 19:44 #6876
Posts: 91Tried one time before
Originally Posted by Mikez702 [View Original Post]
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07-02-19 19:40 #6875
Posts: 91Very useful
Originally Posted by MorningSlayer [View Original Post]
Thank you again.