Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-11-19 10:04

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Danika.O

I saw Danika at her incall in north OC and it would be a crime not to review this gorgeous German Hx blonde. She is 24 years old, 5'4", 120 lbs, gorgeous face, flat abs, skinny but curvy, and perfect C-cup breasts. However, her feature that separates her from the rest of the Hx girls is her gravity-defying ass. I mean shit, it is the stuff wet dreams are made of. Her ass was designed by horny Japanese men who draw anime cartoons. I don't know how a girl with skinny everything can have something like that, and how the fuck does it stay up? I saw her for one hour GFE incall + pic / video upcharge. This is what her menu will say when you PM her on HX:

"100% German (born in America) I'm 5'4, 120 lbs, perfect C breast, and an ass that will keep me in your dreams for days. This is what I have to offer; You're ATF GFE Danika! BBBJ, CFS, DATY, COB, COA, FIV, FIA, DATO (on me) DFK / LFK (rates redacted, may be seasonal); Cim +150 / Cof +60 / Greek +200 / Video +200".

Yeah she was expensive but worth it. I go for quality not quantity. I spent about 15 minutes just licking and eating her sweet pussy, and she spent the same time doing both kneeling and prone BBBJ. The rest of the time was just me worshipping that gorgeous ass, and doggie style finish is a requirement when you are with Danika. There is no BBFS or CIM available, so raw dog hunters need to move along. She also confines herself to the north OC areas mostly, so you may need to travel. What will strike you is in person, her face is even more gorgeous, and her body is much smaller, but her ass is bigger! OMG I just want to bury my face in that bubble butt forever. And she never stops smiling. She was truly like a GF to me, YMMV of course.

Anyway here are a few screen shots from my 48 minute video and 2 of her HX profile pics. I used a handheld Canon and the other Canon stationary in front of the TV. She is fant-ASS-tic!

**Dolato** · 07-10-19 20:19

Originally Posted by Punter3 [View Original Post]

A few of the young white spinners do drive bys on Hx, usually with one of the well known crews (like Bliss, booker Rob or QOD). But if they don't stay where do they end up going. Where is that holy grail of co-ed pussy located or is it as mythical as the grail itself?

I think they just go back to every day life, and not move on to other sites / source of revenue. From what I've gathered from 0 actual research, those types don't come from the shitty backgrounds that has them stuck in ho life for extended period of time. They have the family / friend structure and just need / want the extra spending cash for a short period of time. Good thing is when they're done and gone, there's another young white spinner to take her place.

**CandyMan71** · 07-10-19 19:57

Originally Posted by Punter3 [View Original Post]

A few of the young white spinners do drive bys on Hx, usually with one of the well known crews (like Bliss, booker Rob or QOD). But if they don't stay where do they end up going. Where is that holy grail of co-ed pussy located or is it as mythical as the grail itself?

I know some, like in the case of QOD, are out of town girls. Were flown in for the week and headed back hone. Although one QOD girl, Ashtyn143 is local.

**Punter3** · 07-10-19 16:17

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

Yup, another white chick who dipped their toes in the Humaniplex pool then decided this lifestyle is not for them. If you click her profile link, it says "not a valid user".

You are right, she bounced, but not before I fucked and filmed her LOL.

I know these girls come and go, especially the super hot, young, skinny ones, so I pounce on them before the Hx dumbfucks chase them away OMG.

A few of the young white spinners do drive bys on Hx, usually with one of the well known crews (like Bliss, booker Rob or QOD). But if they don't stay where do they end up going. Where is that holy grail of co-ed pussy located or is it as mythical as the grail itself?

**PoorAndWeird** · 07-09-19 12:39

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/little_selenaxox

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

Yup, another white chick who dipped their toes in the Humaniplex pool then decided this lifestyle is not for them. If you click her profile link, it says "not a valid user".

You are right, she bounced, but not before I fucked and filmed her LOL.

I know these girls come and go, especially the super hot, young, skinny ones, so I pounce on them before the Hx dumbfucks chase them away OMG.

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-08-19 23:31

Originally Posted by Dolato [View Original Post]

That's true since girls tend to hang around others in the same weight class, but she did have a cutie with her for a while, https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/little_selenaxox. She hasn't been active for a while though, so maybe just needed some spending cash and bounced instead of becoming a full-timer.

Yup, another white chick who dipped their toes in the Humaniplex pool then decided this lifestyle is not for them. If you click her profile link, it says "not a valid user".

You are right, she bounced, but not before I fucked and filmed her LOL.

I know these girls come and go, especially the super hot, young, skinny ones, so I pounce on them before the Hx dumbfucks chase them away OMG.

**Dolato** · 07-08-19 22:46

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

Girls have learned this cool trick to make them look hotter, that is, surround yourself with chicks uglier and fatter than you, so you end up looking hot. She now hangs with some of biggest butts on Hx, but if she is not careful, will end up entering their weight class as well

That's true since girls tend to hang around others in the same weight class, but she did have a cutie with her for a while, https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/little_selenaxox. She hasn't been active for a while though, so maybe just needed some spending cash and bounced instead of becoming a full-timer.

**Dolato** · 07-08-19 22:26

Originally Posted by BangTango [View Original Post]

Why when you lazy fukks go to all the trouble of reviewing these providers you don't post a link!! Post a friggan link!! I know this takes a moment more of your time but it's the right way to do this. Not half assed but a job well done.

This practice or concept is pretty common. It's also common sense I would think.

The link was in the original review of Ava Marie. Speaking of lazy fuckk, if you click on <view original post> to the thread that was commented on, you can go back to the original post. In the case of Ava Marie, the original review/link is about 3 replies ago. It'll only take a moment of your time to find the link. It's also common sense I would think.

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-08-19 22:06

Originally Posted by BangTango [View Original Post]

Why when you lazy fukks go to all the trouble of reviewing these providers you don't post a link. Post a friggan link. I know this takes a moment more of your time but it's the right way to do this. Not half assed but a job well done.

This practice or concept is pretty common. It's also common sense I would think.

https://www.google.com/

**BangTango** · 07-08-19 22:01

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

Can't answer your question based on your phone conversation. As you know in this business, YMMV. You may have missed out on a gem, or you may have dodged a bullet. Who knows? Sometimes we just have to take risk. I know I do. I have reported a lot of great sessions, but I have also had my share of extreme disappointment. Occupational hazards I guess.

Why when you lazy fukks go to all the trouble of reviewing these providers you don't post a link!! Post a friggan link!! I know this takes a moment more of your time but it's the right way to do this. Not half assed but a job well done.

This practice or concept is pretty common. It's also common sense I would think.

**HapaBoy86** · 07-08-19 21:56

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SweetAlexis44

Have seen SweetAlexis a few times before, but have not repeated due to weight gain. She is 5'11" and with heels, will probably tower over some of you. She has done some amateur porn under screen name Carli Evelyn, and I included a website where you can watch some of her previous online work. First time a saw her was at her crappy home in SB, then a few more times at her incall hotel in the Temecula area. She was 100% GFE to me, and there were reports that BBFS was available but I was not able to sample that. BBBJCIM, DATY, DFK, CFS, pics / vid for a small upcharge. My sessions have always been CFS to the point of orgasm, then I yank the rubber off and let her mouth finish the job, which she does expertly and always made the hairs in the back of my neck stand up. Amazing suction finish, feels so good. She owns a GangBang club on Hx, and frequently organizes these orgies. Girls have learned this cool trick to make them look hotter, that is, surround yourself with chicks uglier and fatter than you, so you end up looking hot. She now hangs with some of biggest butts on Hx, but if she is not careful, will end up entering their weight class as well LOL. Anyway, here are screen shots from the 50 minute video of my last Hr session with her, and a few of her Hx profile pics. If you don't mind her size now, she will give great service.

Yah, she has joined the piggy club. From what I know through several girls is she is not trustworthy as well.

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-08-19 09:45

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SweetAlexis44

Have seen SweetAlexis a few times before, but have not repeated due to weight gain. She is 5'11" and with heels, will probably tower over some of you. She has done some amateur porn under screen name Carli Evelyn, and I included a website where you can watch some of her previous online work. First time a saw her was at her crappy home in SB, then a few more times at her incall hotel in the Temecula area. She was 100% GFE to me, and there were reports that BBFS was available but I was not able to sample that. BBBJCIM, DATY, DFK, CFS, pics / vid for a small upcharge. My sessions have always been CFS to the point of orgasm, then I yank the rubber off and let her mouth finish the job, which she does expertly and always made the hairs in the back of my neck stand up. Amazing suction finish, feels so good. She owns a GangBang club on Hx, and frequently organizes these orgies. Girls have learned this cool trick to make them look hotter, that is, surround yourself with chicks uglier and fatter than you, so you end up looking hot. She now hangs with some of biggest butts on Hx, but if she is not careful, will end up entering their weight class as well LOL. Anyway, here are screen shots from the 50 minute video of my last Hr session with her, and a few of her Hx profile pics. If you don't mind her size now, she will give great service.

**BangTango** · 06-30-19 02:04

Originally Posted by EmoDisliker [View Original Post]

Damn she didn't respond to my msg last time she was around.

Providers talking about how much biz they do by alluding to how quickly they book. Might want to re-evaluate the sales technique. Unless you are the kind of cuck that enjoys that shit. Might want to find another way to create a sense of urgency. Because I for one don't want to know how many loads you are swallowing before I gt there or how many creampies you have taken the day of my visit. Dumb WG's.

**RubnHood** · 06-25-19 23:46

Originally Posted by SleekSkeet [View Original Post]

60 min was four benjis.

I did not acquire about BBFS. I only save that for the wife and the mistress.

If she asks for 180/ hhr GFE, she also wants 400/ hr?

LOL, what kind of Hooker Math is that?

In that case, I'd like to schedule 2 back to back 30 minute GFE sessions please! Then I'll have $40 extra gas money for the drive home.

**EmoDisliker** · 06-24-19 19:08

Originally Posted by Punter3 [View Original Post]

I definitely want to see her. She is on the top of TDL, but she books up real fast. I tried to book a session last time she was available and she replied (a big plus) but only to say she was fully booked. Pale white girls with nice bodies are irresistible.

Damn she didn't respond to my msg last time she was around =\.