Escort Reports

[Ebauche]

I'm largely in agreement with you on this one. The real perfecta in my book is bringing one of them home for safe keeping, or just bugging out of here and becoming an expat to enjoy the smorgasbord. For me, either of those options are but pipe dreams, at least for now.

I would never, ever pair up with any unspoilt girl from Asia as a girlfriend or wife, then bring her to the USA. Our culture here is toxic, and the influence of "woke" American feminists too powerful. Within a few short years she would be just as fat, with just as ugly an attitude as her native-born American sisters. Better to catch and release in her native environment, or settle down overseas. Something I should have done decades ago as a young man.

[JaggOff]

I've had it with drug-addicted low quality girls, bad service, high(ish) rates, and low value-for-money in the USA, not to mention the risk of getting busted by our least-favorite Uncle. Recently took a mongering trip with a buddy to paradise. Pattaya, Thailand. Yes, it's a long flight there and back, but completely worth it for the incredible experience. There are multiple channels to source your poon, and I've used the two most common before. First is bars & gogos, where you can see what's on offer, sit and drink with the girls, and see if there's any chemistry before negotiating your deal. Tends to run 1500-3000 baht ($50-$100 USD) for overnight. The second is freelancing Street, or beach girls. Harder to judge chemistry, but cheaper at 1000-2000 baht overnight ($30-$60 USD). Overnight typically includes 1-2 shots, then sleep, then some morning action before your gal departs.

This time I tried a third way, a dating site, ThaiFriendly. Made contact using TFs non-premium membership, then shifted to an app called Line for ongoing communications. I invested a lot of effort for a few weeks pre-trip. Most girls on there are on the game, or are willing to temporarily be so with a visiting farang (foreigner). I communicated with several regularly to establish a connection, being very clear what I was looking for. I connected with a cosmetologist/nail technician looking for a bit of fun and interested in augmenting her income. Cutting hair, she makes about 10,000-12,000 baht per month ($325-$400 USD).

My chosen young lady spent nearly a week with me. Sex any time, and any way I wanted, except anal. Massage any time I felt like it. A mani/pedi just for the hell of it. She constantly catered to my every need, fetching me a fresh drink, preparing food and feeding me by hand as I lounged by our pool. Whenever we ventured out to eat or shop, she refused to even let me carry anything, becoming my personal servant. All the while always smiling and laughing, and being incredibly affectionate. Never any reaction but a giggle and spread legs if I woke her for a middle-of-the-night fuck or presented my cock to be sucked. 4 days & 3 nights, all for 6000 baht (200 USD), meals (we ate and drank very well on <$20 USD/day), and a gift of a new pair of athletic shoes (I splurged and bought better than she asked for at about $100 USD at a mall).

So, for about $400 USD, plus flights and lodging (an incredible private AirBnB villa with private pool was only $130 USD/night split with a mongering buddy), I lived an amazing dream.

I'll save up my money and baby batter for occasional trips to the pleasure capitals of Thailand and the Philippines.

Representative pic attached. There are thousands of girls over there like this.

I don't get out much, isn't there a language barrier / issue? I muddle up the English language, I can't imagine how hard it would be for me to communicate in another country. Not just with the provider but all other communication as well. Is this hobby legal in the countries you mentioned?

[Ebauche]

I'm largely in agreement with you on this one. The real perfecta in my book is bringing one of them home for safe keeping, or just bugging out of here and becoming an expat to enjoy the smorgasbord. For me, either of those options are but pipe dreams, at least for now.

Working my plan to retire early to Thailand, the Philippines, or Malaysia within 3-5 years. Might even settle down with a willing lass. Better than life here with a ruined American broad.

[MadBastid]

I've had it with drug-addicted low quality girls, bad service, high(ish) rates, and low value-for-money in the USA, not to mention the risk of getting busted by our least-favorite Uncle. Recently took a mongering trip with a buddy to paradise. Pattaya, Thailand. Yes, it's a long flight there and back, but completely worth it for the incredible experience. There are multiple channels to source your poon, and I've used the two most common before. First is bars & gogos, where you can see what's on offer, sit and drink with the girls, and see if there's any chemistry before negotiating your deal. Tends to run 1500-3000 baht ($50-$100 USD) for overnight. The second is freelancing Street, or beach girls. Harder to judge chemistry, but cheaper at 1000-2000 baht overnight ($30-$60 USD). Overnight typically includes 1-2 shots, then sleep, then some morning action before your gal departs.

This time I tried a third way, a dating site, ThaiFriendly. Made contact using TFs non-premium membership, then shifted to an app called Line for ongoing communications. I invested a lot of effort for a few weeks pre-trip. Most girls on there are on the game, or will to temporarily be so with a visiting farang (foreigner). I communicated with several regularly to establish a connection, being very clear what I was looking for. I connected with a cosmetologist/nail technician looking for a bit of fun and interested in augmenting her income. Cutting hair, she makes about 10,000-12,000 baht per month ($325-$400 USD).

My chosen young lady spent nearly a week with me. Sex any time, and any way I wanted, except anal. Massage any time I felt like it. A mani/pedi just for the hell of it. She constantly catered to my every need, fetching me a fresh drink, preparing food and feeding me by hand as I lounged by our pool. Whenever we ventured out to eat or shop, she refused to even let me carry anything, becoming my personal servant. All the while always smiling and laughing, and being incredibly affectionate. Never any reaction but a giggle and spread legs if I woke her for a middle-of-the-night fuck or presented my cock to be sucked. 4 days & 3 nights, all for 6000 baht (200 USD), meals (we ate and drank very well on <$20 USD/day), and a gift of a new pair of athletic shoes (I splurged and bought better than she asked for at about $100 USD at a mall).

So, for about $400 USD, plus flights and lodging (an incredible private AirBnB villa with private pool was only $130 USD/night split with a mongering buddy), I lived an amazing dream.

I'll save up my money and baby batter for occasional trips to the pleasure capitals of Thailand and the Philippines.

Representative pic attached. There are thousands of girls over there like this.

I'm largely in agreement with you on this one. The real perfecta in my book is bringing one of them home for safe keeping, or just bugging out of here and becoming an expat to enjoy the smorgasbord. For me, either of those options are but pipe dreams, at least for now.

[Ebauche]

I've had it with drug-addicted low quality girls, bad service, high(ish) rates, and low value-for-money in the USA, not to mention the risk of getting busted by our least-favorite Uncle. Recently took a mongering trip with a buddy to paradise. Pattaya, Thailand. Yes, it's a long flight there and back, but completely worth it for the incredible experience. There are multiple channels to source your poon, and I've used the two most common before. First is bars & gogos, where you can see what's on offer, sit and drink with the girls, and see if there's any chemistry before negotiating your deal. Tends to run 1500-3000 baht ($50-$100 USD) for overnight. The second is freelancing Street, or beach girls. Harder to judge chemistry, but cheaper at 1000-2000 baht overnight ($30-$60 USD). Overnight typically includes 1-2 shots, then sleep, then some morning action before your gal departs.

This time I tried a third way, a dating site, ThaiFriendly. Made contact using TFs non-premium membership, then shifted to an app called Line for ongoing communications. I invested a lot of effort for a few weeks pre-trip. Most girls on there are on the game, or are willing to temporarily be so with a visiting farang (foreigner). I communicated with several regularly to establish a connection, being very clear what I was looking for. I connected with a cosmetologist/nail technician looking for a bit of fun and interested in augmenting her income. Cutting hair, she makes about 10,000-12,000 baht per month ($325-$400 USD).

My chosen young lady spent nearly a week with me. Sex any time, and any way I wanted, except anal. Massage any time I felt like it. A mani/pedi just for the hell of it. She constantly catered to my every need, fetching me a fresh drink, preparing food and feeding me by hand as I lounged by our pool. Whenever we ventured out to eat or shop, she refused to even let me carry anything, becoming my personal servant. All the while always smiling and laughing, and being incredibly affectionate. Never any reaction but a giggle and spread legs if I woke her for a middle-of-the-night fuck or presented my cock to be sucked. 4 days & 3 nights, all for 6000 baht (200 USD), meals (we ate and drank very well on <$20 USD/day), and a gift of a new pair of athletic shoes (I splurged and bought better than she asked for at about $100 USD at a mall).

So, for about $400 USD, plus flights and lodging (an incredible private AirBnB villa with private pool was only $130 USD/night split with a mongering buddy), I lived an amazing dream.

I'll save up my money and baby batter for occasional trips to the pleasure capitals of Thailand and the Philippines.

Representative pic attached. There are thousands of girls over there like this.

[Cleguy48]

Burner and don't use my real name on the account. How are they going to know it's not your real number unless you tell them? Most of them aren't using their real names anyway.

Absolutely don't use your real name on the burner phone, also don't register it from your home phone. I don't even take my regular phone with me. Leave it where you said you were going.

[ZigBang1]

Most providers are not going to back track a phone number. Some high end ladies might do a check but most guys on here don't go that route. My advice: Never use your 'real' every day phone. You'll save yourself texts and calls at all hours of the day and night when they need some quick cash for medicine. My 2 cents.

Hey fellow mongers,

How do you recommend introducing yourself when responding to an ad? Do you use your real phone or a burner line? Do girls complain about it if you don't use your real number?

[Rafter17]

Hey fellow mongers,

How do you recommend introducing yourself when responding to an ad? Do you use your real phone or a burner line? Do girls complain about it if you don't use your real number?

Burner and don't use my real name on the account. How are they going to know it's not your real number unless you tell them? Most of them aren't using their real names anyway.

[Peepee1968]

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...2/389849524501

Hopefully she is real legit!?

[Jjona]

Hey fellow mongers,

How do you recommend introducing yourself when responding to an ad? Do you use your real phone or a burner line? Do girls complain about it if you don't use your real number?

[RandyOne2]

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...e/166317522990

She's a real person, and her area code is actaully where she's from, talked with her. Prices are on point for her looks on the expensive side. Here's where she lost me, you can find info about her online, only 1 review on erotic monkey. 2 ads both different numbers than she has now but same area code. Her pics are real. But has an account on model mayhem. Her facebook, instgram and twitter and her personal website no longer exist!! . that's where I got lost. No clue if its really her, even said she always use eros or silka or whatever that website is but she has a personal problem or some shit. Anyone ever see her, this is my investigation LOL.

She's a living Barbie doll, IMHO, TGTBT. Virtually every service offered? Body, looks, services, I'd be wary.

[RaiderKid24]

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...e/166317522990

She's a real person, and her area code is actaully where she's from, talked with her. Prices are on point for her looks on the expensive side. Here's where she lost me, you can find info about her online, only 1 review on erotic monkey. 2 ads both different numbers than she has now but same area code. Her pics are real. But has an account on model mayhem. Her facebook, instgram and twitter and her personal website no longer exist!! . that's where I got lost. No clue if its really her, even said she always use eros or silka or whatever that website is but she has a personal problem or some shit. Anyone ever see her, this is my investigation LOL.

[BuckeyeGuy2]

Let my guard down.

Stay away.

http://columbus.skipthegames.com/fem...t/348198100135

Capt Sav a Hoe. One day you want us to help rescue her, the next day your crying that she ripped you off. Rule #1: Don't trust any of these girls. Rule #2: See rule #1.

[Peepee1968]

I had a dream the other night. And it goes like this. Is the person in the pics. She was staying at a cheap motel on the east side. She was alone but talked about having a gf she plays with. There is alot of stuff on the menu so she is open to about anything but I did not ask about bb FS bc I just don't do it bc well that is just unsafe, she had no macks on her arms but she was on something but could not tell but she was very chill.

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...t/928057229593

And her name too please.

[LoneRrider]

I had a dream the other night. And it goes like this. Is the person in the pics. She was staying at a cheap motel on the east side. She was alone but talked about having a gf she plays with. There is alot of stuff on the menu so she is open to about anything but I did not ask about bb FS bc I just don't do it bc well that is just unsafe, she had no macks on her arms but she was on something but could not tell but she was very chill.

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...t/928057229593