Escort Reviews

**FlickerFly07** · 06-21-19 14:05

Originally Posted by EdB99 [View Original Post]

I'm curious as well and wonder why there's no EB comments or reviews. And this one too, Bella.

https://escortalligator.com.columbus...t/34349349/614

Can tell you right off it's using nothing but fake stolen pics. That's a cosplayer weirdo on Twitter known as at lizzyxfresh (same username on Instagram too so you can see where all of them were swiped from. That girl's profiles DO indicate she's in Ohio, but Parma not Columbus. And truthfully I highly HIGHLY doubt that a girl looking like that with her own Etsy shop and over 1500 followers is also picking up side money hooking on EB.

Since the images are so lazily swiped (not only no attempt to change them to try beating reverse image search but also choosing a subject so attractive and specific that she stood out a mile), I'm going to take a crazy guess that you should steer completely clear of this one or at least message and ask for a real-time pic, see what happens.

**Bowtie** · 06-21-19 08:04

Thats a shame, if those pics are real, she was very cute. Hate to see regulars go down hill like that, been there many times before.

Originally Posted by ImNotKevin [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...471/9515996865

When I first met Bunny a couple years ago she was awesome. 60-70 outcalls to my place. She had a banging body and just overall was one of my fav providers.

I saw her about a week or two ago off Rich / Town. She said its her Aunt and Uncles place. She has completely declined. Something seems deformed about her body. Her entire torso is round from up near her shoulders down to the waist and she walks with a limp. She isn't fat just misshapen and I don't know what could have happened. She claimed a car accident.

She was high out of her mind. So much so that I had to knock and got to meet her sweet aunt who was confused why I was there. Got to love that.

Anyway she got Bunny. Took her about 5 to get downstairs and she's chompin on some big ass cookie. I'm just sitting here thinking about having my dick covered in soggy cookie crumbs in the near future.

Anyway. I hit it. But overall I felt disgusted with myself and disappointed. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Just wanted to pass the info. When she was sober she was a killer time. I honestly worry she might not be on the streets too much longer with the condition I saw her in this time.

**JizMan** · 06-21-19 07:31

Does anyone remember her? I went back on her rap sheet and found a LE infraction for SW in 2014 when she was 19. I'm certain she used to advertise on BP. If you look up her FB (The one where she is wearing a pink top) and go down 10 rows and 3 pics over, you will see one of the pics she used in her ad where she is standing, wearing jeans and a halter, with her hands on her hips.

**DRC1992** · 06-21-19 07:18

I remember a few weeks ago someone was asking about videos and here is one of Princess I found.

https://www.xvideos.com/video4180332..._ohio_basement

**ImNotKevin** · 06-21-19 06:58

https://escortalligator.com.columbus...post/32997133/

As far as she is concerned. 60 qv. Incall is okay once you get inside. She is older and skinnier than the pics. I felt comfortable at the incall so that made this a tad bit better. Decent BBBJ and missionary and I was done. She isn't the best in the looks department. Said she has a friend sometimes. Maybe I'd repeat but I doubt it. She was just waking up when I saw her around like noon so maybe that made her less vibrant.

**ImNotKevin** · 06-21-19 06:51

https://yolo.com.columbus.listcrawle...t/34152756/614

A couple posts below a see somebody is curious about her. Now I will say aside from the pain in the ass I had to deal with she had a great vag and I can't say I wouldn't repeat. But this girl almost made me do something stupid because she was pissing me off.

She invites me to her incall out East which actually isn't an incall seeing that we can't go inside. Its a neighborhood cul de sac and she thinks we can just do it in the car in the back of the driveway. A driveway shared with neighbors. I passed on that.

I have to spare some details because its obvious these girls read these reviews. The gist. I handed her 60 for the qv in smaller bills and it took her FOREVER to count it. Out loud, over and over, and then she told me I was 20 short. This caused a big dispute as I counted the money to her and she kept counting it back getting it wrong. Whatever.

Then we had to basically bang in the open garage. The door wouldn't close. She was so pissed by the time we did it. She just pulled her pants down and said don't cum in me. She didn't have a condom and neither did I. So I went ahead and oh boy. The vag was great. I left quickly.

I would say if you have a spot to get her to do outcall this girl has potential. Her face is kind of annoying to me. Kind of like a weird fish or something but she was clean and the body is pretty decent.

**ImNotKevin** · 06-21-19 06:45

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...471/9515996865

When I first met Bunny a couple years ago she was awesome. 60-70 outcalls to my place. She had a banging body and just overall was one of my fav providers.

I saw her about a week or two ago off Rich / Town. She said its her Aunt and Uncles place. She has completely declined. Something seems deformed about her body. Her entire torso is round from up near her shoulders down to the waist and she walks with a limp. She isn't fat just misshapen and I don't know what could have happened. She claimed a car accident.

She was high out of her mind. So much so that I had to knock and got to meet her sweet aunt who was confused why I was there. Got to love that.

Anyway she got Bunny. Took her about 5 to get downstairs and she's chompin on some big ass cookie. I'm just sitting here thinking about having my dick covered in soggy cookie crumbs in the near future.

Anyway. I hit it. But overall I felt disgusted with myself and disappointed. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Just wanted to pass the info. When she was sober she was a killer time. I honestly worry she might not be on the streets too much longer with the condition I saw her in this time.

**ImNotKevin** · 06-21-19 06:38

https://escortalligator.com.columbus...post/34455389/

I'm going to recap a bunch of my last follies so you guys can understand my disgust right now.

In case the link stops working. This girl has a big black spade on one of her pictures. This visit was maybe one of the worst I've had. The girl looks cute in photos. You can tel she has a habit but I just had to find out in person.

Incall is Linden. 60 qv. Communication is not great. When I visited the cops had the street blocked off and were redirecting traffic right in front of her house. After texting / calling back and forth she tells me to pullup next to some ghetto mart. Now she comes up to my car looking rough and there maybe 10-15 suspicious looking people walking around. Broad daylight it looks like I'm talking up a streetwalker. Police are literally right in front of us in the middle of the street.

Little head takes over I parked and walked a little way to her place. She isn't at the door like she just told me she would be. So here I am sitting on the patio while the police are just casually directing traffic and gazing around. Her other rough looking friend COMES UP TO THE PORCH NOW WERE BOTH OUT HERE. She finally comes back to the door. I rush inside. Its some old disabled persons house judging by the wheelchairs and mobility stuff.

Anyway. We go to the room and she gets undressed. Sores are all over every inch of her body. Even the coochie. She did a BJ that was okay but when she turned around for doggie I wouldn't even put it in with a condom on. The area around her cheeks was raw and there was just too much of this gloopy white chunky substance on the snatch. I left without even mentioning the cash. Just said I got to go.

I've seen my fair share of opiate zombies but I'm definitely thinking the girl is on meth. Anyway I will not repeat under any circumstances at the risk of possibly spreading germs around.

**EdB99** · 06-21-19 06:15

Originally Posted by JizMan [View Original Post]

This girl advertises a lot. Her rates are very reasonable and she lives in a rough neighborhood. I think she has a nice face and although her butt might be a little large, proportionally speaking, her body, overall, seems smooth, firm, and untouched by the ravages of childbirth. I'm sure there are substance issues in her life. Has anyone seen her?

https://backpage.com.columbus.listcr...post/34152756/

I'm curious as well and wonder why there's no EB comments or reviews. And this one too, Bella.

https://escortalligator.com.columbus...t/34349349/614

**Midwest Dude** · 06-21-19 00:22

Originally Posted by MidwestDude [View Original Post]

https://escortindex.com/large/columb...1/843071?img=0

She's posted before, mainly on BP when it was up.

Tried to see her tonight and ghosted me.

**FlickerFly07** · 06-21-19 00:09

Originally Posted by EdB99 [View Original Post]

I've seen Harley a couple times and Becky more than that. I would see these two again.

Yeah. Have to admit, Becky is looking to be my top contender to try next. I was a little iffy in trying to contact her like a month or so ago, but other than that I hadn't heard any real negatives or warnings posted about her. And the tinier they are, the more they make my ears perk up. The shots in her ads look fairly nice.

Yeah I think Becky I'll pencil for the first of the "refined" possibles list.

Harley's reviews seem to have some real Bell curves and roller coaster periods. I might still give that a shot if I don't find a successful playmate before getting to her.

**BlackRabbit41** · 06-20-19 22:19

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...445/6149833141

This one is a bit thick and friendly. Location was at bethel but pussy kinda stink and everything covered. Might repeat if she wash that pussy.

**BTBear** · 06-20-19 22:17

Very well said.

You are right that we probably won't get back to the way things were.

There are still many good women out there, but it takes time and effort to find them.

Just keep TOFTT and you will eventually find that unicorn. They might not be young, beautiful or modelesque, but they will be like the women of yesteryear. Ladies who cared about themselves and their clients.

One of the two you posted links for, just might be the one.

Originally Posted by FlickerFly07 [View Original Post]

I have to echo some of the recent remarks about getting really tired of the dwindling value of women to see....Might get lucky or at least have another couple disaster hours that'll confirm by fall I'm really out for good.

**EdB99** · 06-20-19 22:10

Originally Posted by FlickerFly07 [View Original Post]

I have to echo some of the recent remarks about getting really tired of the dwindling value of women to see. It used to be there was "high end escort" like some Wall Street guy would have, and there were the SW level folks that were 'rough trade,' but there was also that middle class level of neighborhood girlhot bodies, maybe not models but liked to have sex and play a bit, and didn't mind being friendly in exchange for some occasional money helpthat is now all but apparently vanished. I used to have friends amongst the girls who worked along with my wife, and we could always arrange a little after hours fun, no big dramas or hang ups and nobody felt they had to check their Willy for weird spots a week later or any other mess.

I know we're likely never getting back to that, we seem to be permanently stuck with either top dollar or street level, walking red flags. But oh Christ, okay, let's go all-in and see if MAYBE this summer I can find someone who is at least tolerably with their head together and can be enjoyable to hang out with and have some fun.

I've been hardcore combing the posts, the boards, the different sites such as still can be freely and semi-reliably trusted for info. And I started sort of making a list of those I have not tried yet who MAY potentially be worthwhile but have had a few bumps in the road review-wise thus why I hadn't pulled the trigger yet. I'm way too gunshy lately after the last 3-5 meetings being either total wrecks or at best kind of pretty-sad-bummer.

Here's my list (not necessarily in order of willingness, I'm practically at throw-a-dart-blindfolded level):

Harley (since she's back, I was always a little curious).

Becky aka Spinner (sounds like she'd be my kind of little-elfin type).

Courtney (though no GFE kinda throws me).

Mia (still thinking MAYBE if she really cleans up for a real dream meet).

Miley (has had her legal and ghosting issues but seems to get highly regarded for those who HAVE met with her).

Nevaeh (almost out of my range and availability but I always hear good things).

Ariel.

Antonella (aka "Pizza Tattoo" girl).

Mila (some crazy pics but good reviews, though may be high volume for my liking).

Then there are a couple I like the look but haven't found much if any info:

https://yolo.com.columbus.listcrawle...t/34152756/614

https://milfy.com.columbus.listcrawl...t/34423975/614

Not asking for reviews or tips, I know most of these are already around. But if you see any here that you would personally vouch are absolute go-to or absolute NO, feel free to speak up. I'm thinking I'll refine this list and then, what the hell, as time and budget allows I'll try these out and who knows? Might get lucky or at least have another couple disaster hours that'll confirm by fall I'm really out for good.

I've seen Harley a couple times and Becky more than that. I would see these two again.

**EdB99** · 06-20-19 22:06

Originally Posted by TBobber [View Original Post]

I've saw Harley several times, and I'm very familiar with her and what she can and can't do. Lately, she's been advertising with her sister. Has anybody ever tried that deal out? Or has anybody ever seen the sister on her own? I seem to remember that her sister had some really high reviews back when, but I can't find the posts referring to her. Any info on Sis or the duo would be greatly appreciated.

I saw sis a few times a couple years ago. She was into Greek. I believe she left for awhile and came back and I tried her again but was disappointed in her body. I was told they won't play together in the duo. I guess that is obvious.