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06-16-19 21:49 #10949
Posts: 1405505 total waste of time and money don't go
5500 was good a year ago. I am done going there. Final straw consisted of a multiple bad visits and rushed terrible service. I know the last three girls and it has all went down hill. Don't waste your monger money fellas.
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06-16-19 14:39 #10948
Posts: 57Avoid 5505.
Hadn't been to 5505 since it reopened. One woman working today, 50 something years old. Cute face, body 4/10. Only massaged back thighs and butt, wanted me to flip in only 10 minutes. Had to ask her to turn on A / C, must have been off in room all day. She asks if I have a cover, which I always bring anyway. Answers her phone in middle of playing, not a customer but chatted for 2 minutes. Then doorbell rings, monger kept ringing it (rude) so she puts on dress to go answer it. Comes back up and feeling is gone. She finished me by hand and offered me to use shower, I did. Left after 40 minutes. Tipped $100 upfront for what I thought was going to be fun, but got lousy service. Had to ask for water as I left she had to put down phone to get it for me. What a wasted trip, but needed to share with the group. This is not the good place it was a year ago.
Jazz.
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06-16-19 13:52 #10947
Posts: 3Various spots recently.
Long time lurker, first report:
I haven't mongered in quite a few years and the only experience I've ever really had was a handful of times at ML 6+ years ago where there was no ambiguity and I left very satisfied every time.
Recently I've been trying out a few places based on recent activity here and I haven't had much luck. I tried 9501 on a random afternoon a few weeks ago and the whole experience was very rushed and the provider came out and said specifically that nothing was on the menu. YMMV but I wouldn't return, especially when the downstairs business is open.
VR. Hmm - I've been going to VR on a legit basis for a while now for above-board Brazilians from Brittany and she is hands down the best male-Brazilian waxer in all of Baltimore, from my experience. If anyone has any extra special experience with Brittany I'm all ears but the service she provides is much needed and I don't want to chance anything. It also seems like they keep everything kosher upstairs and the reports I've seen on here all involve going downstairs. Anyway, I'm putting my time in there as a known client and I've had a few pedestrian massages upstairs but I'd love to have a more full-contact massage experience as it's refreshing to have a non-Asian MP as an option, but again, I'm going to take my time and the primary focus is on the legit service that I depend on. If anyone has VR tips please PM me.
Finally, with all the striking out recently I wanted a sure-thing so I was debating between RL and RS and decided to take the longer drive to RS and I was very glad I did. Quiet parking lot and MMS answered right away on a Sunday morning. I pulled Erika. Very cute, reminded me a lot of the girls I remembered from ML. Young (looking) and bubbly personality. I handed over. 7 house fee and we went to the TS. She was joking and laughing (in a cute, playful way) the whole time and gave plenty of attention to all of the important parts. Now, this may be an amateur move, but I was looking to put her mind and mine at ease so once she left the room I dropped my $.4 tip on the table (I'd researched pricing down south and it sounds like this is the new standard for full menu, which is probably exorbitant compared to further north but I'm looking for a home run once every few months so I'm happy to pay). She was pleasantly surprised and the clothes came off immediately. She gave a decent back massage with a lot of contact but must have sensed my eagerness and asked me to flip after a short time. After some foreplay she went into a solid CBJ and after a good deal of oral attention she hopped into CG and I nearly blew. I think it was all the anticipation and all the recent missed opportunities. I asked her to lay down so I could regain my composure and we went mish for a little while. Finished in K9 and I was very pleased. A nice towel off and then she returned to the back massage because I am so out of practice and used nearly none of my time Again. Lots of joking and laughing and at the end she gave me a hug and then a fist bump on my way out the door. It was bizarre and hilarious and I will absolutely repeat.
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06-16-19 13:51 #10946
Posts: 3Various Spots Recently.
Long time lurker, first report:
I haven't mongered in quite a few years and the only experience I've ever really had was a handful of times at ML 6+ years ago where there was no ambiguity and I left very satisfied every time.
Recently I've been trying out a few places based on recent activity here and I haven't had much luck. I tried 9501 on a random afternoon a few weeks ago and the whole experience was very rushed and the provider came out and said specifically that nothing was on the menu. YMMV but I wouldn't return, especially when the downstairs business is open.
VR. Hmm - I've been going to VR on a legit basis for a while now for above-board Brazilians from Brittany and she is hands down the best male-Brazilian waxer in all of Baltimore, from my experience. If anyone has any extra special experience with Brittany I'm all ears but the service she provides is much needed and I don't want to chance anything. It also seems like they keep everything kosher upstairs and the reports I've seen on here all involve going downstairs. Anyway, I'm putting my time in there as a known client and I've had a few pedestrian massages upstairs but I'd love to have a more full-contact massage experience as it's refreshing to have a non-Asian MP as an option, but again, I'm going to take my time and the primary focus is on the legit service that I depend on. If anyone has VR tips please PM me.
Finally, with all the striking out recently I wanted a sure-thing so I was debating between RL and RS and decided to take the longer drive to RS and I was very glad I did. Quiet parking lot and MMS answered right away on a Sunday morning. I pulled Erika. Very cute, reminded me a lot of the girls I remembered from ML. Young (looking) and bubbly personality. I handed over. 7 house fee and we went to the TS. She was joking and laughing (in a cute, playful way) the whole time and gave plenty of attention to all of the important parts. Now, this may be an amateur move, but I was looking to put her mind and mine at ease so once she left the room I dropped my $ . 4 tip on the table (I'd researched pricing down south and it sounds like this is the new standard for full menu, which is probably exorbitant compared to further north but I'm looking for a home run once every few months so I'm happy to pay). She was pleasantly surprised and the clothes came off immediately. She gave a decent back massage with a lot of contact but must have sensed my eagerness and asked me to flip after a short time. After some foreplay she went into a solid CBJ and after a good deal of oral attention she hopped into CG and I nearly blew. I think it was all the anticipation and all the recent missed opportunities. I asked her to lay down so I could regain my composure and we went mish for a little while. Finished in K9 and I was very pleased. A nice towel off and then she returned to the back massage because I am so out of practice and used nearly none of my time Again. Lots of joking and laughing and at the end she gave me a hug and then a fist bump on my way out the door. It was bizarre and hilarious and I will absolutely repeat.
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06-16-19 13:25 #10945
Posts: 1529105
Stop by yesterday decided to do 60 minute massage her name was Helen cute face gave a very relaxing medium massage it was the best massage I did have for a while needed to loosen my muscles up in my back and shoulders and she did a good job. The place is very clean will go again when I need a good massage I also got my full 60 minutes which was great total 6. 4.
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06-15-19 07:00 #10944
Posts: 1588Originally Posted by WillBarnes [View Original Post]
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06-15-19 06:11 #10943
Posts: 830Greenbelt.
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06-14-19 21:53 #10942
Posts: 792Originally Posted by WillBarnes [View Original Post]
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06-14-19 12:51 #10941
Posts: 194Baltimore AMPs info
I just moved to Baltimore back in November. I come from a place where you could mostly only get the standard handshake for the standard price. Now that I'm here and there are more items on the menu, I'd love a little more info on prices for other services. How much is FS? How much is head? Are there any that will offer BBBJ and what is the going rate there? Thanks ahead for any info. Feel free to message me or reply to this.
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06-13-19 23:44 #10940
Posts: 792Originally Posted by MassagaMe [View Original Post]
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06-13-19 20:10 #10939
Posts: 217111
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06-13-19 13:52 #10938
Posts: 792Thanks
Originally Posted by MassagaMe [View Original Post]
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06-13-19 13:11 #10937
Posts: 6207111
Could have just been busy. I erroneously reported them as closed once only to find later that they were still open. If all the available ladies are busy, they might not have anyone to answer the door. They work on the "up" system and everyone might have been up at the time the OP buzzed.
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06-13-19 13:07 #10936
Posts: 2057111
Originally Posted by Satya [View Original Post]
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06-13-19 00:58 #10935
Posts: 792Well
Originally Posted by Tsuscrumhalf [View Original Post]