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[Member #6356]

Never count on any of them passing a credit check.

[Member #6356]

Had to text Malia to confirm stats. 4'11,100 lbs A / B cup.

That's gymnast small if those are true numbers. How does she handle FS?

[HornySenior]

Before her hiatus.

First of all I know I'm a dumbass so I don't need anybody pointing that out.

I've been trying to decide what to do with this info. When Malia first appeared here I contacted her and she came over. Just as you and others have reported she was great. She came over several times and I thought we were developing a personal relationship. She shared with me about her husband and other personal things. One night when she was on her way she texted and said she had a car accident. She showed up late and her car clearly had damage. About a week later she texted and said she had a rental car and needed $150 to extend the contract and asked if I could loan her the money. I said ok. She came, in a Dodge Charger, and neither of us wanted a session so I gave her the money with the agreement that she would pay me back with a future session. Sure enough, she came back and we spent the evening together. However, when it was time to leave she said she needed the money and asked if I could pay for the evenings session and she would pay me back the money with a future session. My Spidey sense was up but I said ok as, like I said, we seemed to be having a more personal relationship and I trusted her. Since then she has stood me up 3 times. The last time I was angry and asked if she was stiffing me. She said she was not and maybe it would be better if she sent me the money instead. I said whatever you want to do. That was 30 days ago. 2 days ago I texted and asked if she had sent the money and haven't heard back. I know I should have never done this but I am amazed that I was so wrong. I'm usually a pretty good judge of character. I don't like to write bad things on the Forum about the girl and I know she needs the money. I've never written anything about her on the Forum previously but I knew I had to share the warning.

The last time I was angry and asked if she was stiffing me. She said she was not and maybe it would be better if she sent me the money instead. I said whatever you want to do. That was 30 days ago. 2 days ago I texted and asked if she had sent the money and haven't heard back. I know I should have never done this but I am amazed that I was so wrong. I'm usually a pretty good judge of character. I don't like to write bad things on the Forum about the girl and I know she needs the money. I've never written anything about her on the Forum previously.

[Member #6356]

Went to "Not so Superb", drew Selena the owner and former owner of Happy Body. A+ massage zero teasing and on the flip was too rough. Took matters into my own hands while she continued with this terrible attitude. Then it got worse because I "touched" the towel LOL. This is why I stopped going to HB don't waste your time and money what a joke. D- on attitude. Go to Red Leaves.

I guess you have to be grandfathered in as I did not have this issue. Makes sense as the Hilliard take down is still relatively fresh.

[Ghana2016]

I tried to post on Memorial day weekend when I visited this place, however it never showed up on the forum. I try again. I visited this place on Memorial Day and found a decent looking girl. I noticed some was going to go bad when she escorted me to the room and would not close the door. I been to this place a thousand time and always got a happy ending. This time I got bad attitude from the girl. I laid on my back to get the happening ending first than the massage. She would not do anything except saying only massage. She gave me my money back. Do not go this this place. The girl had a bad attitude when I walked in the door. There are other places to go to get a happy ending.

[Dave3879]

Had to text Malia to confirm stats. 4'11,100 lbs A / B cup.

I had no problem with her service & attitude, and could have upgraded to FS for 40 more. I didn't find her all that attractive though. Her frame was not small. She is really short but I found her on the thick side and not really that cute. Her chest was not small, IMO. Older than I expected. I wonder if I saw the same girl? Operates on Schrock Rd.

[JizMan]

It is Jizman. Same girl. Westerville. Ramada Inn.

Did you see her recently or before her hiatus?

Before her hiatus.

[YouthNAsia]

I had no problem with her service & attitude, and could have upgraded to FS for 40 more. I didn't find her all that attractive though. Her frame was not small. She is really short but I found her on the thick side and not really that cute. Her chest was not small, IMO. Older than I expected. I wonder if I saw the same girl? Operates on Schrock Rd.

It is Jizman. Same girl. Westerville. Ramada Inn.

Did you see her recently or before her hiatus?

[SlimBo9]

Hey all,

Saw Malia today. She's back seeing clients. As great as ever. Personal medical situation that has nothing to do with the business. I've seen a lot of the regulars, and visited my share of AMPs and providers in Ohio, KY, FL, DC, IN and some UTRs. She's my ATF. She's been a hot topic here recently. All I can say is be honest, direct, and pleasant. She's legit the best out there IMHO. Of course everyone has their preferences in type and style. I'm not a white knight. She runs this like a business (but doesn't feel that way, she's just easy going but professional about it). She is personable, focuses on you, and doesn't come with the drama many of the others have. I told her she's a unicorn. She gives an excellent massage, is cute, and delivers as promised. Petite, tight body, small frame and chest. Dark hair medium complexion. 30-40 yo. She checks all the boxes for me, but may not for you.

If you're into transactional, or an a $$hole. Skip her. If you appreciate a good service, great massage with a nice and cute provider, she's the one. YMMV of course.

Dave.

Do you have a link or a way to get in touch?

[JizMan]

Hey all,

Saw Malia today. She's back seeing clients. As great as ever. Personal medical situation that has nothing to do with the business. I've seen a lot of the regulars, and visited my share of AMPs and providers in Ohio, KY, FL, DC, IN and some UTRs. She's my ATF. She's been a hot topic here recently. All I can say is be honest, direct, and pleasant. She's legit the best out there IMHO. Of course everyone has their preferences in type and style. I'm not a white knight. She runs this like a business (but doesn't feel that way, she's just easy going but professional about it). She is personable, focuses on you, and doesn't come with the drama many of the others have. I told her she's a unicorn. She gives an excellent massage, is cute, and delivers as promised. Petite, tight body, small frame and chest. Dark hair medium complexion. 30-40 yo. She checks all the boxes for me, but may not for you.

If you're into transactional, or an a $$hole. Skip her. If you appreciate a good service, great massage with a nice and cute provider, she's the one. YMMV of course.

Dave.

I had no problem with her service & attitude, and could have upgraded to FS for 40 more. I didn't find her all that attractive though. Her frame was not small. She is really short but I found her on the thick side and not really that cute. Her chest was not small, IMO. Older than I expected. I wonder if I saw the same girl? Operates on Schrock Rd.

[Dave3879]

Hey all,

Saw Malia today. She's back seeing clients. As great as ever. Personal medical situation that has nothing to do with the business. I've seen a lot of the regulars, and visited my share of AMPs and providers in Ohio, KY, FL, DC, IN and some UTRs. She's my ATF. She's been a hot topic here recently. All I can say is be honest, direct, and pleasant. She's legit the best out there IMHO. Of course everyone has their preferences in type and style. I'm not a white knight. She runs this like a business (but doesn't feel that way, she's just easy going but professional about it). She is personable, focuses on you, and doesn't come with the drama many of the others have. I told her she's a unicorn. She gives an excellent massage, is cute, and delivers as promised. Petite, tight body, small frame and chest. Dark hair medium complexion. 30-40 yo. She checks all the boxes for me, but may not for you.

If you're into transactional, or an a $$hole. Skip her. If you appreciate a good service, great massage with a nice and cute provider, she's the one. YMMV of course.

Dave.

[RickMann]

Went to "Not so Superb", drew Selena the owner and former owner of Happy Body. A+ massage zero teasing and on the flip was too rough. Took matters into my own hands while she continued with this terrible attitude. Then it got worse because I "touched" the towel LOL. This is why I stopped going to HB don't waste your time and money what a joke. D- on attitude. Go to Red Leaves.

[StrokeHer]

Has anyone tried Linda Mae? Just curious how open the menu is.

https://columbus.rubratings.com/144214

I saw her for hh8. Hotel. The menu was not very open just massage, shower and HJ she got some big ass titties but small booty. Smells good and the place was nice but I want to have more fun than that. I'm not a big tipper but YMMV.

[Grtalmty1]

Anyone tried this one?

https://columbus.rubratings.com/143136

[WoTown]

Anyone seen this one?

https://columbus.rubratings.com/139775

That is NOT her in the pics. The girl I saw was tall (I'm 5'11 and she was at least that if not taller) with wide hips. Oh, and she's black, definitely not like in the pics. The table setup shown isn't hers either.

That said, her place is in a nice part of New Albany area in an apartment. Her setup is right inside the door in her living room. The place was a little messy but she said she has kids which would explain some of the stuff I saw. Her massage was decent, maybe 7/10. I paid for an hour nuru. I got 15 minutes massage on the back and 10 on the front. No nuru. She allowed roaming pretty much anywhere though. After I popped the session was over.

As far as looks, she's maybe a 7/10 at best. Tits are decent. Hips / thighs are pretty wide but I wouldn't call her fat. She's not my cup of tea but others may find her ok. I wouldn't repeat personally but she might cut it for someone in that area. Scheduling can sometimes be difficult due to having her kids from time to time.