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  1. #3612

    Holly James / Busty Holly

    After years of JOing to her ads and not ever setting something up, I finally booked a QQ with Busty Holly aka holly james this afternoon. And holy god damn mother fucking shit, I know I'm late to the party but it was great. I was truly in the hands and other parts of a pro. Nice hotel, fairly easy booking, she looked incredible, pics 100 percent real, true GFE experience and made me feel personal and that something was happening, even though clearly she's a pro and just very good at her job. Had a great time, would highly recommend.

  2. #3611

    Unproven commodity = QV

    Quote Originally Posted by SCJohn  [View Original Post]
    I recognized the first pic of her. You're right, she was cute! I had a great time with her. Don't remember any odor when I DATY. Great BBBJ and a good kisser too. Thanks for the pics.
    Yeah you're welcome. I am glad I juggled your fond memories, which is not what I have of Erica LOL. For an unproven commodity on a girl I want to hit, I almost always book a QV first simply to "test the waters" so to speak. And if we click, and 60-70% of the time we do, then I book repeat visits and that is when I hit them hard and maximize the experience as much as they allow me to. Imagine if I paid for an hour session with her? I ran from her room at the Ayres Hotel in Corona so fast I left skid marks after I took a whiff of her cooch. OMG.

  3. #3610
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1100
    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey  [View Original Post]
    I remember back in 2013 I saw this cute chick on Hx named ericakane. God this chick is gorgeous. Super tiny, nice perky tits, no body fat, and gorgeous face. Gave the nicest BBBJ ever. I only booked a QV so there was no time for DATY. Anyway, I was so hard from the BBJ and just from looking at her face while she was straddled between my legs slurping my dick that I had to ask for the wrapper and said let me pound you doggie so I can slap that ass. She turned on all fours and I was assaulted by the most hideous odor emanating from her pussy. I knew I was about to lose my erection but did not want to waste my money and visit so I said, let's just do mish. She turned around, I pumped her mish while my neck was arched and looked up at the ceiling until I finished. I was so grateful I did not attempt to do DATY. I could have been emotionally damaged permanently, costing thousands in therapy and counselling bills. I never repeated after that. The worst smell I have ever gotten from a snatch. I saved pictures from her ad and this is what she looked like. She was as pretty as she was smelly LOL.
    I recognized the first pic of her. You're right, she was cute! I had a great time with her. Don't remember any odor when I DATY. Great BBBJ and a good kisser too. Thanks for the pics.

  4. #3609

    OCD about archives

    Quote Originally Posted by EmoDisliker  [View Original Post]
    I admire your photographic evidence for every provider you've seen LOL.
    For every chick I have seen I simply created a folder, then saved any pictures they have uploaded to their website or ads, and I have also saved screen shots of said ads. I have tons of folders of chicks who have retired or fell off the edge of the earth long, long time ago, such as myredbook dot com or Hx, and I still have pictures of them and their ads LOL. I also created a simple text document for "Notes". Date, time, name of Hotel, room number, rates, what kind of session, little shit we talked about, personal stuff they revealed to me, etc, etc.

    I am OCD about organizing shit in every aspect of my life, and it has been both a blessing and a curse LOL.

  5. #3608
    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey  [View Original Post]
    I remember back in 2013 I saw this cute chick on Hx named ericakane. God this chick is gorgeous. Super tiny, nice perky tits, no body fat, and gorgeous face. Gave the nicest BBBJ ever. I only booked a QV so there was no time for DATY. Anyway, I was so hard from the BBJ and just from looking at her face while she was straddled between my legs slurping my dick that I had to ask for the wrapper and said let me pound you doggie so I can slap that ass. She turned on all fours and I was assaulted by the most hideous odor emanating from her pussy. I knew I was about to lose my erection but did not want to waste my money and visit so I said, let's just do mish. She turned around, I pumped her mish while my neck was arched and looked up at the ceiling until I finished. I was so grateful I did not attempt to do DATY. I could have been emotionally damaged permanently, costing thousands in therapy and counselling bills. I never repeated after that. The worst smell I have ever gotten from a snatch. I saved pictures from her ad and this is what she looked like. She was as pretty as she was smelly LOL.
    I admire your photographic evidence for every provider you've seen LOL.

  6. #3607
    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    A stinky snatch is always a bad sign. Means she either doesn't wash, allows CIP, is infected or heavily used. I try to avoid myself.
    Word up. A dam shame some of those foul snatches belong to some truly gorgeous girls.

  7. #3606

    All of the above

    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    A stinky snatch is always a bad sign. Means she either doesn't wash, allows CIP, is infected or heavily used. I try to avoid myself.
    I remember back in 2013 I saw this cute chick on Hx named ericakane. God this chick is gorgeous. Super tiny, nice perky tits, no body fat, and gorgeous face. Gave the nicest BBBJ ever. I only booked a QV so there was no time for DATY. Anyway, I was so hard from the BBJ and just from looking at her face while she was straddled between my legs slurping my dick that I had to ask for the wrapper and said let me pound you doggie so I can slap that ass. She turned on all fours and I was assaulted by the most hideous odor emanating from her pussy. I knew I was about to lose my erection but did not want to waste my money and visit so I said, let's just do mish. She turned around, I pumped her mish while my neck was arched and looked up at the ceiling until I finished. I was so grateful I did not attempt to do DATY. I could have been emotionally damaged permanently, costing thousands in therapy and counselling bills. I never repeated after that. The worst smell I have ever gotten from a snatch. I saved pictures from her ad and this is what she looked like. She was as pretty as she was smelly LOL.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails ek1.jpg‎   ek2.jpg‎   ek3.jpg‎  

  8. #3605

    Stinky snatch

    Quote Originally Posted by PuppyBeagle  [View Original Post]
    Met her a while ago. Was bored and had an itch to scratch. Pics are probably from a while ago so she doesn't look quite as good, but boy her snatch smelt pretty bad to me so I told her to leave early haha. Her reviews are great though so IDK if I'm the asshole here LMAO.
    A stinky snatch is always a bad sign. Means she either doesn't wash, allows CIP, is infected or heavily used. I try to avoid myself.

  9. #3604
    Quote Originally Posted by Dice818  [View Original Post]
    Any info on AdoreDior??

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AdoreDior

    Thanks.
    Met her a while ago. Was bored and had an itch to scratch. Pics are probably from a while ago so she doesn't look quite as good, but boy her snatch smelt pretty bad to me so I told her to leave early haha. Her reviews are great though so IDK if I'm the asshole here LMAO.

  10. #3603

    Highclass next on my list

    Quote Originally Posted by MadderMax  [View Original Post]

    Cool alterna-chick, young and willing, She's a musician, goth / hippie, fun, young, a bit immature, but nice. Session was GFE and fun. Lots of oral (ate her pussy and her ass. She seemed to like the DATO a lot). Nice BBBJ, BLS, wish and doggie (nice tiny ass). Came in her mouth. She took it like champ, quietly leaving to deposit it in the bathroom sink. Only had one shot (my choice). Place was messy, but not a total turn-off (used towels, messy bathroom). Sat and listened to music after while smoking cigs and hanging out. Fun time, kind of like having a fuck session with a girl you picked up the local hipster bar. Would repeat.
    DATY--check.

    DATO--check.

    CIM--check.

    My kind of girl LOL.

    I was hoping somebody would give a review of her, and you answered my prayers. I have this thing for Alt-Goth-Hipster looking chicks with weird color hair. She has been on my radar screen for a long time but she is not very active on Hx and the few times that she was, I happen to be on the south side of CA and she seems to only have incalls in the Hollywood area. One of these days I know what her pussy will taste like, and she will know what my jizz tastes like as well. She's hot.

  11. #3602

    HX Girl Highclass

    HX Girl Highclass: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/highclass.

    Saw Highclass (AKA Candice) recently. Here's my short review:

    Age: Early 20's.

    Height 5' 5'.

    Weight: 100 lbs.

    Face: Cute (8).

    Body: Thin, lithe.

    Breasts: Natural B' nice nipples.

    Ass: Small, tight, beautiful.

    Pussy: Shaved, tight, clean.

    Asshole: Nice, clean, edible.

    Services: DFK, BBBJ, DT, BLS, DATY, DATO (on her), CFS, CG, Mish, Doggie, finish CIM (spit).

    Note: rimming on you is extra, and photos and doubles are available for extra admission.

    Basic admission: Three subway tokens.

    Cool alterna-chick, young and willing, She's a musician, goth / hippie, fun, young, a bit immature, but nice. Session was GFE and fun. Lots of oral (ate her pussy and her ass. She seemed to like the DATO a lot). Nice BBBJ, BLS, wish and doggie (nice tiny ass). Came in her mouth. She took it like champ, quietly leaving to deposit it in the bathroom sink. Only had one shot (my choice). Place was messy, but not a total turn-off (used towels, messy bathroom). Sat and listened to music after while smoking cigs and hanging out. Fun time, kind of like having a fuck session with a girl you picked up the local hipster bar. Would repeat.
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  12. #3601
    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    Wow they must have really bleached her photos.
    I heard similar from another user and backed out. Too many girls there pose as Latina, but really an AA. Nothing against then, but not my flavor. I always check the curl around the hair line. Can't filter that out.

  13. #3600

    A lot of Photoshopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Dwaeji  [View Original Post]
    Happy to help a brother out

    She's cute and relatively fit with pretty standard CFS. She says "Taiwanese and Dominican", but you should expect what most would classify as dark skinned AA.
    Wow they must have really bleached her photos.

  14. #3599

    Ho inflation

    Quote Originally Posted by LonerRanger  [View Original Post]
    When I first met AdoreDior her rate was $240 hr, now she joined the HX hooker union and wants $300 hr.

    Her looks don't warrant $300 hr.
    A tight 20 year old spinner for and hour with a GFE menu warrants a $300 price point. Not an old / overweight / well used ho. I don't even subscribe to that for BBFS. But to each his own, that is what makes a market.

  15. #3598

    AdoreDior

    Quote Originally Posted by BeGood21  [View Original Post]
    Saw her a couple years ago for an outcall in Hollywood. She was cute and small. I had a great time and I particularly remember her ass being great. Subsequently it's been really tough to get in touch (though I am only there a couple times a year) and she never reviewed me on HX, so who knows these days. I'd go back.
    When I first met AdoreDior her rate was $240 hr, now she joined the HX hooker union and wants $300 hr.

    Her looks don't warrant $300 hr.

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