Rants and Raves

[TradeTrotter]

Honestly, I'd like to experience what a 500 dollar experience would be like although there's no way I'd drop that at one time. It's have to include nuru, an actual good massage, at least a 9, FS, some ball sucking, a facial and probably a steak.

No way I'd cough up that much but if one of you wants to fund this experiment for science I'd be down.

So this one time, about a year ago, I did something way over the top. I had some extra cash after tax season so I went to Santa Monica for a few days and had 3 nights (4 days) worth of stay-over service from a k-chick from a local venue (they travel in and out of Atlanta on their monthly cycle from NYC, LA, Dallas, and ATL). Totally worth the 1500, with unlimited access day / night, showers, massages, some beach time with arm candy. I wouldn't take cash out of a credit card for it, but it beat the absolute hell out of a cruise to the Bahamas. She pampered me in ways I had never been pampered before. May try a Miami trip next time I have the means. I've heard rumors of good values in the shoulder season there.

[Niteluvr]

So I talked with Mamasan at Adore. She said he paid $150 and not $500. But added they would gladly accept it next time.

Really? You're in so tight with the mamasan at Adore that she'll discuss what others paid on any given day? LOL.

[HobbyMan51]

My virus protection is going off constantly when I pull this page up. Saying it's blocking an attack by malicious site: malicious domain request 22. Might have to stay off of here until that's fixed.

It's a false positive from Norton. Stop using that shit, it's worthless.

A2

I agree. I used Norton back in the day and had all kinds of problems with it including virus shutdowns. I started using E-SET 6 years ago and haven't had any of those kind of problems since. At the time I was told it was the best and I haven't seen any reason to disagree with that these last six years.

[HobbyMan51]

Well, that crazy "system" is explained in the forum Abbreviations. It's as easy as pig Latin to understand, yet most mongers here fuck it up. Years ago, I printed it out and showed it to my 9 yo niece. She understood it right away, yet we have grown men here who can't? LOL.

I was never any good at Pig Latin.

[MannTheMoon]

So I talked with Mamasan at Adore. She said he paid $150 and not $500. But added they would gladly accept it next time.

Agree with this. I visit Adore, and it is a great place. No way you would spend 5 bills there. But masaman is a cool chick and the girls are usually above average. And the pricing structure is no different than other similar places around town.

[DRickGiver5]

My virus protection is going off constantly when I pull this page up. Saying it's blocking an attack by malicious site: malicious domain request 22. Might have to stay off of here until that's fixed.

It's a false positive from Norton. Stop using that shit, it's worthless.

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[DRickGiver5]

I'm sure the pros communicate to a degree and pass on information especially the well established reliable girls. But the listcrawler hoard, I'm thinking. Not so much. But who knows.

The listcrawler board is full of self reviews or handler reviews and comments. Some are even dumb enough to use the same handle they have on their social media. Then get mad or try to erase your comments when you call them out for it.

[RedneckStud]

Those of us who have actually read the "Abbreviations" section here know that $ is secret code for $100, so $. 5 is fifty bucks. That said, the walk-in cost at Adore is $60 for an hour or $40 for thirty minutes. A table shower is $10. So what we seem to have here is a thirty minute massage with either (but not both) a table shower or a $10 tip. In either case, this person is unlikely to be invited back.

I personally find "the best massage and ending I've ever had" is not possible in such a short period of time. My personal minimum is an hour -- 40-45 minutes for the massage, and 15-20 for the ending, but that's just my opinion and you know what they say about opinions.

Well. , There goes the secret code.

[Niteluvr]

Those of us who have actually read the "Abbreviations" section here know that $ is secret code for $100, so $. 5 is fifty bucks. That said, the walk-in cost at Adore is $60 for an hour or $40 for thirty minutes. A table shower is $10. So what we seem to have here is a thirty minute massage with either (but not both) a table shower or a $10 tip. In either case, this person is unlikely to be invited back.

I personally find "the best massage and ending I've ever had" is not possible in such a short period of time. My personal minimum is an hour -- 40-45 minutes for the massage, and 15-20 for the ending, but that's just my opinion and you know what they say about opinions.

No, $. 5 is $150. Note the Abbreviations section:

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

$$ 5 $350 (get it?

[Niteluvr]

How the hell $.5 ever translates into $150 makes no damn sense to me.

Well, that crazy "system" is explained in the forum Abbreviations. It's as easy as pig Latin to understand, yet most mongers here fuck it up. Years ago, I printed it out and showed it to my 9 yo niece. She understood it right away, yet we have grown men here who can't? LOL.

[Bigsqueeze]

Just messin' with you, Cj. I really hope you didn't spend 500 dollars though. You could get two FS sessions and a partridge and a pear tree for that kind of money!

Hey, it it was MassageGirl doing a 2 hour Nuru with a FS ending, I'd drop the 5 bills.

[LuvThis]

Just a wild and obviously confused guess. One guy speculated fifty cents so I went the other way with it. I hate the way the monetary amounts are described, though. It's confusing and obviously means different things to different people. Like one poster said earlier today, just say how much money was paid and be done with it. It's like these stupid "dream" references. No one is fooled by any of this so just say what it is and stop the coy b. s. How the hell $.5 ever translates into $150 makes no damn sense to me.

So I talked with Mamasan at Adore. She said he paid $150 and not $500. But added they would gladly accept it next time.

[HobbyMan51]

I'm not sure how much he paid but if you go by the cheesy monetary symbols as shown in the forum's Abbreviations section, $. 5 is $150. How did you get $500 out of that??

Just a wild and obviously confused guess. One guy speculated fifty cents so I went the other way with it. I hate the way the monetary amounts are described, though. It's confusing and obviously means different things to different people. Like one poster said earlier today, just say how much money was paid and be done with it. It's like these stupid "dream" references. No one is fooled by any of this so just say what it is and stop the coy b. s. How the hell $.5 ever translates into $150 makes no damn sense to me.

[SoreGuy]

Just messin' with you, Cj. I really hope you didn't spend 500 dollars though. You could get two FS sessions and a partridge and a pear tree for that kind of money!

Honestly, I'd like to experience what a 500 dollar experience would be like although there's no way I'd drop that at one time. It's have to include nuru, an actual good massage, at least a 9, FS, some ball sucking, a facial and probably a steak.

No way I'd cough up that much but if one of you wants to fund this experiment for science I'd be down.

[HobbyMan51]

Not gloating at all brother. I'm just new to this and not sure of the proper etiquette for the forum. My apologies.

Just messin' with you, Cj. I really hope you didn't spend 500 dollars though. You could get two FS sessions and a partridge and a pear tree for that kind of money!