Massage Parlor Reports

[Cloud Strife]

So basically it's now a "seedy" jack shack.

WTF.

I didn't get to go full on in to that cause I was at work.

The 15 is definitely up to the girl, you talk to her, and only if you are a very very consistent client there. And also not to be taken advantage of. So it's like if you were running late from traffic or something is one example I was given and she had an appt right after you could do that now instead of having to go another day or wait around.

I do not know if the 45 is also under that have to ask girl and only occasionally rule. I can't imagine it is cause it's already more than a half hour.

[Who The Fuck]

15 minutes: 55.

So basically it's now a "seedy" jack shack.

WTF.

[Cloud Strife]

Back in the game after a hiatus. Nothing groundbreaking to report but I had a very good recent experience with Kenya at Elite. She was very accommodating and sweet with extras available. Many will enjoy her assets, but I typically prefer the spinner and athletic types. Location is great and place is very nice and clean and decorated. Neighbors in the back looked a bit nosy though.

Chidog.

If this counts as advertising let me know. I can't imagine it does, but hey.

I spoke to Kenya earlier today, and she told me she and the other girls had spoke to a bunch of guys about the donation structure and took those words to heart and also added 2 time frames as well.

These are USA member only donations as of right now apparently.

15 minutes: 55.

Half: 70.

45:80.

Hour: 95.

[Member #6042]

Go to King Spa off Newburg and Watterson Xway. She gives a good massage and great finish. Roaming up top under the shirt.

Is King a guaranteed HE? I feel like I've read some reports says they got nothing.

[HotHotHot001]

An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I dont want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.

I spoke with Cindy a few days ago. She said she would back to work next week.

I was told the same.

[TenSevenCs]

First, let me get this out of the way: I am very new to this site, but I have lurked for about several months. I am just a dumb kid (barely in my early twenties) tryna get his rocks off and, hopefully, that will mitigate the awkwardness of this post. Anyways, because I am a young neurotic piece of work, I did some research about all the local spots in my town with the specific intent of finding an AMP nearest to me. I was surprised by both how easy and confusing it was to find all of the locations and escorts. Still, there was only one AMP I could find that I could drive to in a short distance: the Asian Massage on Westport road.

I don't know what the place is actually called. The sign on the damn building just says "Massage", and on all other sites where I've seen the location advertise says "Asian Massage" is the name. I don't know why this bothered me, but it did. Continuing on, I drove to my destination with my dick about as hard as iridium. I walk in and am greeted by a very cute Asian girl.

I discreetly asked about their service, and the girl seemed clueless. That's probably because I just realized that I had no clue as to what the actual fuck I was doing and had no way to ask if I could get any "service". So, I awkwardly ask for a $50 hour table massage. As someone who has grown up with a family member who actually does bodywork, I wasn't too impressed with the massage itself. It was not awful, but not as fulfilling as a mall massage. That was okay, though. I was maybe-possibly-could be getting my dick sucked or something, right? Of course not. I'm a fucking dumbass, you get me? I didn't know what to do or if there was a signal to give cause I'm a clueless piece of shit. So, I laid on the massage table with the cute girl working at my back. I gave her a $10 dollar tip. By the time it's over, I leave feeling like a dumbass and with my penis sad. I thought I knew what to do, but clearly, I did not.

Could someone pretty-please tell me what I got to do next time?

Go to King Spa off Newburg and Watterson Xway. She gives a good massage and great finish. Roaming up top under the shirt.

[Zomby]

Mary has an ad up on usaadultclassifieds. Nl (Louisville / massages) saying that she is working "all weekend" but doesn't list the hours. The numbers are in the ad. LW3.

Thanks. Didn't even think of looking there. Sadly, my free time was cancelled anyway. /:

[SeatOnCrane]

Mary has an ad up on usaadultclassifieds. Nl (Louisville / massages) saying that she is working "all weekend" but doesn't list the hours. The numbers are in the ad. LW3.

I spoke with Cindy a few days ago. She said she would back to work next week.

[LoneWolf3]

An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I dont want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.

Mary has an ad up on usaadultclassifieds. Nl (Louisville / massages) saying that she is working "all weekend" but doesn't list the hours. The numbers are in the ad. LW3.

[Zomby]

An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I don’t want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.

[KoTiredDyrosh]

In Louisville for weekend can someone ping me a good mp where theres fun available.

[Chidog]

Back in the game after a hiatus. Nothing groundbreaking to report but I had a very good recent experience with Kenya at Elite. She was very accommodating and sweet with extras available. Many will enjoy her assets, but I typically prefer the spinner and athletic types. Location is great and place is very nice and clean and decorated. Neighbors in the back looked a bit nosy though.

Chidog.

[Ol Muff Diver]

Bonnie is the current flavor of the month as of yesterday. Normally I'd have pulled the trigger but her current hair color was just too dark for me and just opted for the massage. I was willing to do make bad some adult decisions for $$ but just ended up getting a decent massage for. 8. More was offered and more had been done with Bonnie in the past but simply wasn't feeling it with that hair color. Oh how our best friend has his preferences! LOL.

I see in your title that you stated "stone update!

I am an idiot!

[Ol Muff Diver]

Bonnie is the current flavor of the month as of yesterday. Normally I'd have pulled the trigger but her current hair color was just too dark for me and just opted for the massage. I was willing to do make bad some adult decisions for $$ but just ended up getting a decent massage for. 8. More was offered and more had been done with Bonnie in the past but simply wasn't feeling it with that hair color. Oh how our best friend has his preferences! LOL.

You never mentioned to which of the 2 spas that you were referring.

[Member #6042]

The location was right next to Brakeway on Westport Road. I was disappointed because I've seen the place advertised on list crawler and other sites, so maybe they do service and I'm just clueless? I don't know. The masseuse was cute, but not modelesque. I'm going to try the one on Murphy Lane next.

Thanks! I'll make sure to keep this in mind. Any other signals to give would be appreciated. Is there a specific list of places someone has compiled of what AMPs do erotic services? I know about rubmaps but I can't afford to look at the comments and know which place is legitimate. I'm still new to all of this and I'm just trying to get my foot in the water some.

If they ask if you've been there before the answer is yes. If they ask you who you saw I usually say I don't remember. I usually leave 20-40 out in plain site. Usually on the side table next to the oil. The key for me has always been to touch something on them like rubbing the upper inside thigh, or her ass. I think it's also good idea to make sure that have access to accidentally touch your balls during the massage. The downside for you is most of these women are going to be your moms age. Oh well, I started with a woman that went by Edna at Hong Kong on Dixie years ago who was probably twice my age at the time. Big hooters and sucked like a pro.