Massage Parlor Reports

[Vice Squadron]

Anybody try her out? I've got an appointment Friday. https://tampa.rubratings.com/123962.

I did not partake yet, as she requires a screening (Facebook, linkedin, personal email address) which most higher end escorts do. Which prompted me to just stick with my regulars who know me but don't require my Linked-in, FB etc. Then she texted back saying the other providers can call / text her and verify me. One monger said she's mechanical and stays far from you so no GFE or sensuality is a big turn off for me.

[NakedCowboy69]

I've always wondered if they're "all included" in the. 60 or if that's just a "get in the door" price.

I think it's a 30 minute relaxation package, 160 total, tip optional. Always been exactly what I want, I leave totally relaxed.

[Ttxx1]

I realize these were AMP rankings, but you're crazy if you don't check out Ritz, Leather and Lace or Gemini. These are real girls, not asian 50 year old women who look younger than they are. These girls rock your world, not damaged goods. Yes I've seen Soda at HR, it's fun and all but that feeling after you leave nothing like leaving one of the Ritz girls.

Do yourself a favor, check it out.

I've always wondered if they're "all included" in the. 60 or if that's just a "get in the door" price.

[NakedCowboy69]

I realize these were AMP rankings, but you're crazy if you don't check out Ritz, Leather and Lace or Gemini. These are real girls, not asian 50 year old women who look younger than they are. These girls rock your world, not damaged goods. Yes I've seen Soda at HR, it's fun and all but that feeling after you leave nothing like leaving one of the Ritz girls.

Do yourself a favor, check it out.

Thought I would consolidate my Tampa AMP experiences so here goes.

1. June at Han River. Her cowgirl BB outside the kitty is still one of my go tos in my spank bank. Hands down the best so far. If I was richer I would steal her away from you ungrateful animals and keep her to myself.

2. Sami at #1 spa hillsboro by Hard Rock. What Sami lacks in service and looks she over sells in attitude. 80 goes a long way there.

3. Cookie at white lotus. Girl knows how to treat a man. Place could be cleaner though.

4. Magaret at hippi.

No extras as of yet and not a pretty bird but best massage to date.

5. Coco at yokohama. Absolutely gorgeous but a little fake. Fakeness is a real turn off for me. Maybe ok for some of you other mongers but without GFE I might as well toss money at Titty dancers.

6. Girl at N Dale Mabry just North of Busch East side. If you just want a quick $ in and out hh its a good bet. But not much else. McDonalds of AMPs.

[BeaverHunter5]

Someone saw it fit to bless me tonight. I walked in and just had a feeling my itch was going to be scratched when I met Ruby. I paid for an hour and by golly I got an hour. Ruby told me it was her first day and in fact I was her first customer. Her english is good. She gave me the standard table shower which was good. Back in the room I asked for deep tissue, she gave it her best. She actually did pretty good. Let me get this out there, Ruby is blessed, she carries around a couple of melons on her front side. I had a need that came over me to just reach inside and grab them, after all I needed to make sure they were ripe and juicy. Oh how they were so nice, ripe and juicy. I couldn't take my hands out of the shirt. She didn't have to do any work to get me going. I was standing at attention and ready to salute Ruby. I made it clear I need the full package and wouldn't accept anything less. She let me know the full package was available by going straight down for a great BJ. What I like about her is she gets down for business. We pleasured each other for a while and I couldn't take it anymore. I told her it's time to lay down so I can get bust. I took my time and tried to make it last as long as I could. Pop goes the weasel, I didn't make it too long. Just holding onto her nice semi thick hips and looking at those melons I couldn't help it Well, I can dream about it some more tonight. This chick rocks. She gave me a fantastic time and I made her happy with $160. I know, it's a bit high for some of you but it was money well spent and I enjoyed every minute of it. I will see her again. She did tell me another new one was coming in a few more days. I guess one of the ones working was stealing so she was fired.

I've had a lot of requests asking where Sky Massage was. It is correct, Sky Massage used to be called Ocean Massage. It is on Hillsborough ave in Town & Country just west of the Veterans Exp. Just google either name, it will show you. Have fun.

[Brasky]

Thanks! West coast AMP's loved the 30 min. I'm surprised they didn't have us lined up with a fluffer!

No, 30 is pretty much gone in Tampa and 45 is very rare / mostly orlando now.

[Ttxx1]

Does HR have a 30 or 45 option? Thanks!

No, 30 is pretty much gone in Tampa and 45 is very rare / mostly orlando now.

[Brasky]

Does HR have a 30 or 45 option? Thanks!

[Ttxx1]

Soda doesn't make the top 6 list?

He might not have seen her. He said it was his personal top 6 list, she'll be added to it if he does though.

[Midnsx]

1. June at Han River.

Hell yes. June and I have had some very good times. I still prefer Momo in the looks department but June is more accommodating.

4. Margaret (aka Mei) at Hippi.

Not a looker in the face (not ugly either), but nice ass and beautiful legs. Natural Bush if you're into that. (I'm not, but it's not a problem.) Full extras definitely available but Mei is VERY cautious.

Soda doesn't make the top 6 list?

[Tampa Monger]

Thought I would consolidate my Tampa AMP experiences so here goes.

1. June at Han River. Her cowgirl BB outside the kitty is still one of my go tos in my spank bank. Hands down the best so far. If I was richer I would steal her away from you ungrateful animals and keep her to myself.

2. Sami at #1 spa hillsboro by Hard Rock. What Sami lacks in service and looks she over sells in attitude. 80 goes a long way there.

3. Cookie at white lotus. Girl knows how to treat a man. Place could be cleaner though.

4. Magaret at hippi.

No extras as of yet and not a pretty bird but best massage to date.

5. Coco at yokohama. Absolutely gorgeous but a little fake. Fakeness is a real turn off for me. Maybe ok for some of you other mongers but without GFE I might as well toss money at Titty dancers.

6. Girl at N Dale Mabry just North of Busch East side. If you just want a quick $ in and out hh its a good bet. But not much else. McDonalds of AMPs.

1. June at Han River.

Hell yes. June and I have had some very good times. I still prefer Momo in the looks department but June is more accommodating.

4. Margaret (aka Mei) at Hippi.

Not a looker in the face (not ugly either), but nice ass and beautiful legs. Natural Bush if you're into that. (I'm not, but it's not a problem.) Full extras definitely available but Mei is VERY cautious.

[Dancer12]

Thought I would consolidate my Tampa AMP experiences so here goes.

1. June at Han River. Her cowgirl BB outside the kitty is still one of my go tos in my spank bank. Hands down the best so far. If I was richer I would steal her away from you ungrateful animals and keep her to myself.

2. Sami at #1 spa hillsboro by Hard Rock. What Sami lacks in service and looks she over sells in attitude. 80 goes a long way there.

3. Cookie at white lotus. Girl knows how to treat a man. Place could be cleaner though.

4. Magaret at hippi.

No extras as of yet and not a pretty bird but best massage to date.

5. Coco at yokohama. Absolutely gorgeous but a little fake. Fakeness is a real turn off for me. Maybe ok for some of you other mongers but without GFE I might as well toss money at Titty dancers.

6. Girl at N Dale Mabry just North of Busch East side. If you just want a quick $ in and out hh its a good bet. But not much else. McDonalds of AMPs.

[Dancer12]

My report on the and Dale Mabry AMP is the one just north of Busch on the east side. Hippi is on the West side by Dominoes. This other AMP is by a spanish restaurant tucked in the corner of an older strip mall. Repeat. Its on the east side of Dale Mabry. There is anoyher further North that I have not reviewed. Ots up near Erlich\bearrs.

[Dancer12]

I went also to yokahama. I got behind in my reports so I m trying to catch up.

Met by a modest but friendly old Mamasan who led me to my room. I then drew coco.

After a steam sauna and a self shower I was led back to my room by another girl.

Coco came in and gave a good massage. She worked hard on my trouble spots and we chit chat. Her English is better than most but not excellent.

On the flip I asked for the full menu and got it. Coco is beautiful.

I met one other girl when leaving so there were three there plus mamasan. All three were hot.

Coco Looks / Service / attitude = 8. 5/9/7.

A little fake and plastic as I really enjoy the GFE but she didn't deliver. Other than that it was good. I just like that GENUINE GFE. Its hard to fake. That could take her over the top. Very sexy. May try one of the others. As they were more of a plain jane type where as I got a bit of a diva vibe from coco. 80 and 160.

[Dancer12]

I went to an AMP located just North of Busch on the East side. I can't Remeber the name. It'S not Hippi on the east side. It'S on the other side.

Anyway. It was an hour before close and there was only one girl there. A forty something spinner. I forgot her name.

Eighty at the door and she gave a soso massage. On the flip she came out and asked if I wanted a handshake. I prompted her to divulge if there is more on the menu and she politely declined.

So I took a good handshake. She didn't seem to into it and was unresponsive either way to roaming. 80 for the hour and I gave her 60 for her trouble.

Looks / service / attitude = 7/5/6.

I just don't like it when they are not into it. Almost as bad as when they are fake about it.