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05-07-19 17:41 #6169
Posts: 440Condoms for sure
Originally Posted by SmokeShopJoe [View Original Post]
Condoms are always useful in those circumstances when it comes to playing safe. Perhaps you're going to a club where you know the action will be exciting enough that you might soil yourself and your $100 slacks before going back to the office or home. It's possible you will get rubbed the "wrong" way and an accident happens. Perhaps you think you might get lucky with a dancer and you want to play the game with a full armory of protection. Whatever you do, take condoms.
Bringing your own protection insures that you'll have a condom that fits. I'm so tired of dancers who bring out their own condoms only to have them way too small and never go on.
Slipping on the condom. Plan A: put on the condom before entering the club if you think you're able to keep it on a limp dick. Plan B: get some table dances from a dancer that is a hot prospect for VIP action. By now you should be in such a state of arousal that the condom will go on and stay on. On your way to the VIP, tell the dancer to meet you there and that you want to go to the restroom first. Put on your condom discretely in the restroom then join your dancer in the VIP. Plan C is my preferred method. It requires a little forethought and some wardrobe guidance. I always wear a shirt with an extra long shirt tail to help cover any action from prying eyes that might be going on in the groin area and the shirt MUST have a shirt pocket. This is where I put my condom (s). It's a logistic thing as well as an incentive.
I'll explain. Have you ever had a dancer sitting astride your lap with your ding-a-ling out of its shelter and have the moment of decision arrive for the dancer to either entertain you "inside" or simply keep you motivated with hand and, perhaps oral action? The instant appearance of a condom package from your shirt pocket is nonverbal communication that gives her incentive without hesitation. She will either call you a pervert, tell you to put it on, or grab it from your fingers and put it on herself (preferred method). Even if all you end up with is a handjob, you won't have a mess to deal with. Whereas, if your condom is in your pant pocket, you have to fidget and wrestle with your pocket to fish it out. In the meantime the dancer thinks your doing something fishy down there with your hands. You have to verbally communicate with her what the hell you're doing. ("You're doing what!? What makes you think you're getting any of THIS! She has to adjust her lap position to allow you to get access to your pant pocket. Doing so might expose your ding-a-ling to nearby onlookers (hence, the long shirt tail). At the very least, it requires an adjustment by both of you that just about ruins the moment which is now fleeting.
So, keep your condoms in your shirt pocket and play safe. Once a dancer gets to know you and knows your expectations, she will pick the condom out of your pocket herself and find some interesting ways to "dress you" for what comes next. It's all good.
Rule #2 always, always play safe.
(Written by me more than 10 years ago yet it still applies.).
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05-07-19 16:44 #6168
Posts: 129Always bring your own safety equipment
Originally Posted by AZHopeful [View Original Post]
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05-06-19 10:02 #6167
Posts: 481Originally Posted by TheLadysMan [View Original Post]
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05-04-19 21:34 #6166
Posts: 4Tesla
Has anyone seen her at the boat lately? She mentioned checking out some other spots and I popped into to try to find her but have had no luck. I enjoyed our conversations, she's a riot and an unusual character but seems to have a lot of good energy that she brings in to the space. If anyone knows her schedule, I would like to know. My company is shipping me off in a couple of weeks. I must worship my red headed goddess 🙏.
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05-04-19 16:06 #6165
Posts: 249Originally Posted by TheLadysMan [View Original Post]
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05-04-19 07:04 #6164
Posts: 395Originally Posted by Bertlong [View Original Post]
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05-03-19 23:50 #6163
Posts: 481Genevieve
So I stoped at the boat yesterday. Spent time with Genevieve for a few hrs. She is a fucking hot girl, she mentioned to me that this would be her last month at the boat as she is getting tier of traveling back and forth. Do not if it's true but I am panning OTC so I can secure the continuation of fucking that hot little thing.
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05-03-19 01:01 #6162
Posts: 485Venom
Dropped in briefly around 5. The place was packed and hopping.
Ivy came by for some floor dances and was she FUCKED UP!
She could barely stand up but sweet floor work, flashing the kitty and talking " let's go for 1 to the cabanas".
Unfortunately time did not permit.
Curious to know if anyone played with her today.
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05-02-19 01:09 #6161
Posts: 4Originally Posted by Bertlong [View Original Post]
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05-02-19 01:02 #6160
Posts: 4Originally Posted by FannyFan [View Original Post]
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05-02-19 00:38 #6159
Posts: 481Originally Posted by Nebaz1 [View Original Post]
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05-02-19 00:37 #6158
Posts: 481Originally Posted by jymjim [View Original Post]
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05-02-19 00:06 #6157
Posts: 395Originally Posted by Nebaz1 [View Original Post]
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05-01-19 22:57 #6156
Posts: 249Originally Posted by Nebaz1 [View Original Post]
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05-01-19 19:38 #6155
Posts: 143Dancer (Cash) at venom
Wow she is fun on the floor. Has anyone take her to the cabana? PM for details.
All I can say is I almost busted on the floor and that would have been a first. Strong hands.