Strip Club Reports

[BobbiBrown1981]

Use to scores. Got some lookers. Compared to block. Didn't have a lot of time so just was had a few drinks. Couple lap dances. A bit on the higher ends. Might try again to see if anything is available. Hit the block before it, and nothing was worth spending a min in.

Don't do it. Complete waste. Probably best looking girls in the area—few to no druggies on any given night—but most are pretentious and think you should pay them just for them being in your presence. Girls seem racist at times. Bouncers are amazing and oddly enough, best part about being in the club. They make you feel like everything in there is there for you and you honestly feel like a king until 4 or 5 girls walk past you without even making eye contact. Only place in all of Maryland that I've had that issue. I quite literally have walked in there about 3 or 4 times (starting back when it was scores) with $400-800 in my pocket and only money I ended up spending was on buying myself drinks.

Nice eye candy, but you'd be lucky to get a quality lap dance, let alone extras.

[Horsetrader]

You need to be very discrete when arranging TO. A girl will often get fired if caught.

Many years ago TO was very easy all over the block, especially early in the afternoon shift. Buy a girl a drink and arrange to meet her in 30 minutes a short distance away. I would move to the next bar for a few minutes and the girl would stay in her bar. 20 minutes later she would tell the bartender that there were too few customers and she would leave. I had about a 60% success rate that she would meet as planned.

[Steverino1968]

I think the girls at pussy cat are on a strict watch for. TO. I use to do TO about a year ago but that girl got in trouble, they found out about the TO and it's been too difficult. Never know things might have changed?

You need to be very discrete when arranging TO. A girl will often get fired if caught.

[ShadowBK]

One thing I noticed about the Ritz in the past year I been visiting is that some girls will not allow you to touch their breasts. They will push your hands away if you try, but you still can touch anywhere else. Happened to me with 4-5 girls I believe. I also noticed that fewer girls are going topless at the LD area unless you pay for VIP compared to few years ago.

[HotAttitude]

I think the girls at pussy cat are on a strict watch for. TO. I use to do TO about a year ago but that girl got in trouble, they found out about the TO and it's been too difficult. Never know things might have changed?

Had some cash burning a hole in my pocket, so I decided to hit the Block.

Started with Red Room around 8. One great looking brunette with short hair, one blonde who was attractive, and 3 or 4 others. Bought one of the others, McKenzie, a drink. 5/10 on looks, 2/10 on enthusiasm. Not much of a conversationalist, so I didn't pursue.

Headed to Circus. Bought a drink for Envy. Older gal, but 6/10 attractive. She said she hadn't been in Baltimore for long, but I thought I'd seen her two or three months ago. Little more upbeat than Red Room, but there was some drama happening with some guys coming in and out, so I didn't stick around. Not much else to look at there.

Next stop was Pussycat, in which I had never been. Overall the dancers were better looking here. Bought a drink for Piper, 8/10 brunette with glasses. Decent conversation and will go back this weekend to see what the private dance is like and whether TO is available. Not sure how many girls work outside the club from there, so hoping for the best.

[IceBro]

Anybody ever been to bjsprivateparties? Might take the plunge.

[Nothumbs]

Had some cash burning a hole in my pocket, so I decided to hit the Block.

Started with Red Room around 8. One great looking brunette with short hair, one blonde who was attractive, and 3 or 4 others. Bought one of the others, McKenzie, a drink. 5/10 on looks, 2/10 on enthusiasm. Not much of a conversationalist, so I didn't pursue.

Headed to Circus. Bought a drink for Envy. Older gal, but 6/10 attractive. She said she hadn't been in Baltimore for long, but I thought I'd seen her two or three months ago. Little more upbeat than Red Room, but there was some drama happening with some guys coming in and out, so I didn't stick around. Not much else to look at there.

Next stop was Pussycat, in which I had never been. Overall the dancers were better looking here. Bought a drink for Piper, 8/10 brunette with glasses. Decent conversation and will go back this weekend to see what the private dance is like and whether TO is available. Not sure how many girls work outside the club from there, so hoping for the best.

[Alasqano]

Use to scores. Got some lookers. Compared to block. Didn't have a lot of time so just was had a few drinks. Couple lap dances. A bit on the higher ends. Might try again to see if anything is available.

Don't do it.

You *might* find takeout, but the odds of that are so low that it's not usually worth the effort.

I suggest reading through the forum: Scores has always been a known Tourist Trap.

[Viper301]

Use to scores. Got some lookers. Compared to block. Didn't have a lot of time so just was had a few drinks. Couple lap dances. A bit on the higher ends. Might try again to see if anything is available. Hit the block before it, and nothing was worth spending a min in.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Fuego in PG County still exits unless you talking about different club.

They shut it down for a while. It must have reopened. A lot of the Hispanic dancers there went elsewhere; I remember being happy that some of my go to clubs has more diversity at first but that died down when I found out they didn't really talk to anyone who wasn't Hispanic. But then again it's been a good minute since I was in the clubs so things may have changed.

[ShadowBK]

Quite frankly I love popping in and reading the threads; I don't think I've ever been so entertained. I don't have any real stories to addnot any good ones anyway.

I will say it's been a while since I did strip clubs in Baltimore but a few years back after my divorce I found myself sampling them like I was in Costco. At some point I had been in nearly every club in the Baltimore area.

Biggest disappointment: Scores (I think it's called the penthouse now). They probably have the best looking girls out of anywhere but they have the worst attitudes. There is next to no enthusiasm on the stage for most, their VIP is stupid expensive, and the girls are very stand offish. If they don't know you, the only way you get attention is to shell out big dollars on the stage and hope for some attention after. ZERO extras, guaranteed.

Best lap dance: show case theater. The all nude lap dance is secretly expensive and the basic lap dance is really awkward and uncomfortable. There aren't any extras there but the girls might let you cop a feel on the cheeks are above the waste-nothing wet or moist though. You can generally play with tits all day. The best dance I ever had, this white chick started the dance off by standing up on the couch butt naked and unexpectedly wiped her junk down my face. But there wasn't anything other than that. She even made me adjust myself when I got "excited". ZERO extras, guaranteed.

Best oldie but goodie: Fuego (now defunct). The set up is off putting: a bunch of people in a giant dark room. Mostly men, all horny. But they would have ridiculous amounts of women just walking around. If you could get one to notice you, you might get kind of lucky. The most Is ever finger bang this Hispanic chick for an extra 20 for the song while she grinded on me. Even let me put one in the stink. Place was unruly though and very impersonal. Everything just happens out on that floor and you had no privacy. Extras were definitely a YMMV situation.

Not a fan of the block. Been there a bunch back in the day and I used to live a few blocks away. Surprised me what you could get away with knowing it was just seconds away from the police station and city all. If you want extras, it's pretty much a guarantee you can find it. I personally wouldn't dip my junk in any creature lurking there but hey, to each his own.

Personal favorite: GGG. That place is hit or miss most nights but when it was on, it was a good night. Last time I went to a club was a couple years ago and I met this white girl whose big draw was "I can squirt on demand". I wasn't willing to pay $250 for a private dance for that, but that's the kind of thing you are dealing with there. I will say they have a "stimulus" package about once a month where your first VIP room is only $100. I haven't partaken of that deal in some years but the last time I did, it was with a dancer I had seen for a while and ended up getting my first VIP room at GGG ever with her. It wasn't FS, but we both left satisfied. There was a black chick there some time ago whose draw was "get a lap dance and you can do anything you want". So of course, I went for the stink in the basic lap dance room just to test her and surprisingly she got into it. And this wasn't even VIPjusr a basid $30 dance.

Truth be told, this isn't a great area for strip clubs. As swank as DC is, just about every club is pretty solid on the no touching policy and VA is far too Bible Belt. You generally have to go to NY to find anything worth spending money on these days.

Just my two cents.

Fuego in PG County still exits unless you talking about different club.

[JamesDM1563]

Back in 2014 Gemini worked there and was actually main show. Today the changes are very disappointing. I guess you might find some clubs like this but it would be very hard.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Quite frankly I love popping in and reading the threads; I don't think I've ever been so entertained. I don't have any real stories to add—not any good ones anyway.

I will say it's been a while since I did strip clubs in Baltimore but a few years back after my divorce I found myself sampling them like I was in Costco. At some point I had been in nearly every club in the Baltimore area.

Biggest disappointment: Scores (I think it's called the penthouse now). They probably have the best looking girls out of anywhere but they have the worst attitudes. There is next to no enthusiasm on the stage for most, their VIP is stupid expensive, and the girls are very stand offish. If they don't know you, the only way you get attention is to shell out big dollars on the stage and hope for some attention after. ZERO extras, guaranteed.

Best lap dance: show case theater. The all nude lap dance is secretly expensive and the basic lap dance is really awkward and uncomfortable. There aren't any extras there but the girls might let you cop a feel on the cheeks are above the waste-nothing wet or moist though. You can generally play with tits all day. The best dance I ever had, this white chick started the dance off by standing up on the couch butt naked and unexpectedly wiped her junk down my face. But there wasn't anything other than that. She even made me adjust myself when I got "excited". ZERO extras, guaranteed.

Best oldie but goodie: Fuego (now defunct). The set up is off putting: a bunch of people in a giant dark room. Mostly men, all horny. But they would have ridiculous amounts of women just walking around. If you could get one to notice you, you might get kind of lucky. The most Is ever finger bang this Hispanic chick for an extra 20 for the song while she grinded on me. Even let me put one in the stink. Place was unruly though and very impersonal. Everything just happens out on that floor and you had no privacy. Extras were definitely a YMMV situation.

Not a fan of the block. Been there a bunch back in the day and I used to live a few blocks away. Surprised me what you could get away with knowing it was just seconds away from the police station and city all. If you want extras, it's pretty much a guarantee you can find it. I personally wouldn't dip my junk in any creature lurking there but hey, to each his own.

Personal favorite: GGG. That place is hit or miss most nights but when it was on, it was a good night. Last time I went to a club was a couple years ago and I met this white girl whose big draw was "I can squirt on demand". I wasn't willing to pay $250 for a private dance for that, but that's the kind of thing you are dealing with there. I will say they have a "stimulus" package about once a month where your first VIP room is only $100. I haven't partaken of that deal in some years but the last time I did, it was with a dancer I had seen for a while and ended up getting my first VIP room at GGG ever with her. It wasn't FS, but we both left satisfied. There was a black chick there some time ago whose draw was "get a lap dance and you can do anything you want". So of course, I went for the stink in the basic lap dance room just to test her and surprisingly she got into it. And this wasn't even VIP—jusr a basid $30 dance.

Truth be told, this isn't a great area for strip clubs. As swank as DC is, just about every club is pretty solid on the no touching policy and VA is far too Bible Belt. You generally have to go to NY to find anything worth spending money on these days.

Just my two cents.

[Mac 3961]

Visited on Wed evening from 5:30 - 7 PM.

Jewel box, nothing, on large black gal at the end of the bar, no bartender and no movement. So passed.

Pussy Cat- One Black gal on stage, young and perfect body. Had a wig on that looked weird to me, but she was a 10 for sure. However, no eye contact, looked like she hated being there, little to suggest she would even appreciate buying her a drink. One white gal at the end of the bar farthest from the door was in a hooded sweater with a guy, since she had her back to the door, I figured not much going on there, and the last white gal was preoccupied with food, she came over only after the bartender spoke to her. . so again, did not feel like things would be entertaining. One beer and left.

Red Room- Active, about 6 or more gals. 2 or three were with 2 or 3 black guys, and there seemed to be some discussion about $50, which corresponded to 2 gals drinks. This seemed to occupy Rob (the bartender) for about 15 min. While I sat there waiting for a beer. NO dancers dancing either, another guy comes in and sits with me and we both note there are no dancers, and Rob seems to be having a good time dancing to the music behind the bar while counting $50. Really? Finally got a beer, and after another 10 min a gal went up. I was probably a bit pissed at the lack of reasonable service so did not really enjoy the dancer, although she was not my type either. One white gal who was cute did come by for a drink, but she talked a bit too much for me. Or I was just not in the mood. So left after 1 beer.

Haren. Bartender is white gal who is either pregnant or getting large. I think pregnant. She was in a bad mood to boot, one large black gal a the end of the bar, one white gal that was young and good looking. Rate her 8, she got up to dance but did not take off her bottoms. So I figured low mileage there, she was young too, so perhaps not on the black that long. After one beer jumped ship to.

Circus. Always seem to end up here, frankly was not as bad as normal!, Crystal was there (gal with damage to her head) seemed like she was getting heavier, treated her to 2 drinks for old times, tall black dancer with blonde hair was attractive but I did not get to sit with her. Did treat one other gal to a drink, white but older, did not impress me much so moved on. The other white blonde that is thin and loud was there, not to my liking at all. Sue the barkeep was her usual self, swiping any and all ones left on the bar whether for her or not. I had to laugh after her first scoop of about 6 $ in ones that I know better.

Overall, busted trip.

Still waiting for something to open up elsewhere in MD VA DC. Seems like all are going downhill.

[Mac 3961]

Visited on Wed evening from 5:30 - 7 PM.

Jewel box, nothing, on large black gal at the end of the bar, no bartender and no movement. So passed.

Pussy Cat- One Black gal on stage, young and perfect body. Had a wig on that looked weird to me, but she was a 10 for sure. However, no eye contact, looked like she hated being there, little to suggest she would even appreciate buying her a drink. One white gal at the end of the bar farthest from the door was in a hooded sweater with a guy, since she had her back to the door, I figured not much going on there, and the last white gal was preoccupied with food, she came over only after the bartender spoke to her. . so again, did not feel like things would be entertaining. One beer and left.

Red Room- Active, about 6 or more gals. 2 or three were with 2 or 3 black guys, and there seemed to be some discussion about $50, which corresponded to 2 gals drinks. This seemed to occupy Rob (the bartender) for about 15 min. While I sat there waiting for a beer. No dancers dancing either, another guy comes in and sits with me and we both note there are no dancers, and Rob seems to be having a good time dancing to the music behind the bar while counting $50. Really? Finally got a beer, and after another 10 min a gal went up. I was probably a bit pissed at the lack of reasonable service so did not really enjoy the dancer, although she was not my type either. One white gal who was cute did come by for a drink, but she talked a bit too much for me. Or I was just not in the mood. So left after 1 beer.

Haren. Bartender is white gal who is either pregnant or getting large. I think pregnant. She was in a bad mood to boot, one large black gal a the end of the bar, one white gal that was young and good looking. Rate her 8, she got up to dance but did not take off her bottoms. So I figured low mileage there, she was young too, so perhaps not on the black that long. After one beer jumped ship to.

Circus. Always seem to end up here, frankly was not as bad as normal! Crystal was there (gal with damage to her head) seemed like she was getting heavier, treated her to 2 drinks for old times, tall black dancer with blonde hair was attractive but I did not get to sit with her. Did treat one other gal to a drink, white but older, did not impress me much so moved on. The other white blonde that is thin and loud was there, not to my liking at all. Sue the barkeep was her usual self, swiping any and all ones left on the bar whether for her or not. I had to laugh after her first scoop of about 6 $ in ones that I know better.

Overall, busted trip.

Still waiting for something to open up elsewhere in MD VA DC. Seems like all are going downhill.