Massage Parlor Reports

[TwoBlueBalls]

$280 at an AMP seems steep. Better off with KP don't you think? Or even the thai girls near ohare in apartments seems reasonable for $200? Just wondering it's actually worth it? Anyone else agree?

Cute girl, check! Good massage, check! BBBJ, check! CFS, check! Retuned condom to be used again, check! Floaters left in toilet for coprophiliacs, check! Worth it! I don't mind hanging out in front in public view, but then again I have no shame!

[Alfonso82]

$280 at an AMP seems steep. Better off with KP don't you think? Or even the thai girls near ohare in apartments seems reasonable for $200? Just wondering it's actually worth it? Anyone else agree?

After reading all these reports on Sarah I decided to go check her out. I always wait till Monday because it's usually the slowest day and I don't have to be like the 19th guy in line. I'm not a big fan of massage parlors anymore because I always feel like I'm committing a crime when I go into these places and especially at okie dokie and ozone where they lock the door so your hoping and praying that someone is right there to let you in before all these people on the busy street see you standing in front of a massage parlour in the middle of the day. Anyway, once I got in, I was right and the place was completely empty and it was only the mamasan, Sarah and one other girl. I went to the restroom beforehand so I could take a quick leak. As I am about to take a piss I noticed there are bunch of floaties in the toilet and I nearly hurled. I didn't think any dude would possibly be brave enough to take a dump in a massage parlor so I had to assume it was one of the three women working. I had my mindset I was only going to get a hand job at that point. When Sarah started the massage, I actually thought it was pretty good or at least better than the ones I'm used to where the girl will just give like five slaps on the back and ass and tell me to turn over and ask me what I want. Once it was time to turn over, I am ready to just tell her that I just want a hand job as I still couldn't get the thought of those floaties out of my head, but before I do she says 160 and you get everything. I've been so used to paying 400 to 500 lately that 160 sounded too good to pass up. I figured for 160, it was worth playing the odds that the floaties didn't belong to her but I was as limp as a dick could possibly be. But as soon as she started sucking away, my dick rose from the dead and became rock hard. The girl was sucking like she was pissed off at my little guy. After a few minutes she puts the rubber on and I start pumping away. As I am pumping, I notice that during this whole time that I never heard that annoying dog barking at all next door. I took a quick break from pumping and I asked her if someone finally shot that dog as a joke. Girl had no idea what I said because she replies. 'that sounds good honey. " I just nod as if she knew what I was saying and once we finished up, she hands me the condom and asks me to take it with me. I thought I'd seen it all.

Overall, Sarah is a cute girl and for that price, you really can't lose. $240 plus I threw in another $40 tip for giving me back my used condom. LOL. It's probably sitting somewhere on Chicago Ave as I'm writing this review.

[IggyD]

What's the name? Is it the one on 147th in Midlothian?

Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.

[OF Charlie]

Jennifer is back from her vacation and Sarah is not working at Oki today. I know quite a few of you are looking for double session. Today is the day.

As noted, there is some girl on girl action. They will play and lick each other's tits. 250 for 1 girl, 450 for both.

[VRooomBada]

Pacifico got busted AND temporarily shut down and they're busier than ever. And no, they're not more "modest" now haha.

Legit question but how does this work? Is someone getting paid off to look the other way?

[Indian Chief]

One I was asking about while back. Visited. It's at 662 W Grand Ave, almost under Milwaukee Ave Over pass. Great Massage by Irene. Wouldn't do HE, but had to push her hand on JR and she didn't hesitate, just did it. YMMV.

[UncleNutzy]

It was a good place with THE great menu and prices. It will be a loss, if they close their doors. Even if they don't, they definitely will be more modest now on and for a while for shure.

Pacifico got busted AND temporarily shut down and they're busier than ever. And no, they're not more "modest" now haha.

[Walker333]

Hey,

Just seen on a FB neighborhood watch group that sister lavender spa had a girl get busted there. Don't know how accurate the info is but thought I should pass it along. Be safe.

It was a good place with THE great menu and prices. It will be a loss, if they close their doors. Even if they don't, they definitely will be more modest now on and for a while for shure.

[RDarris]

Hey,

Just seen on a FB neighborhood watch group that sister lavender spa had a girl get busted there. Don't know how accurate the info is but thought I should pass it along. Be safe.

[Producer79]

Really? LOL! Rocket Dork.

The man the myth and the legend!! Rocket Dork!

[Walker333]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

Some of us, including myself, had those accidents or instances of overpaying. We all had different reasons. I, for instance, was trying to open up a menu of providers that I liked. In general, there is nothing wrong in expressing some gratitude and appreciation in a such way. However, getting older, gaining some experience, we come to realization that this overpaying usually backfires. In my experience, those ATF mts that was hoping to fuck one day didn't open the menus, actually even didn't appreciate my deeds, they just expected more money every time that I saw them. Some others just get confused and spoiled wrongfully believing that they are special in some fucken way.

[JamesInBuffalo]

Hi all! I'll be traveling to Chicago next week and I'm staying downtown. I won't have a lot of time to sneak away so I was wondering if there are any decent spots downtown. Anything from L1 to full service. Thanks for the help!

[Gus33]

Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.

Where was this?

Thanks.

[Rocket Dork]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

Really? LOL! Rocket Dork.

[Heathwood]

Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.