Massage Parlor Reports

[Wanders]

Went by 11901 Santa Monica Blvd, a spot that has made it as the #1 most popular place in LA on rubmaps. Back story is that I went last year and had 30 minutes of pure pleasure massage on my ass and balls. I was in the mood for that yesterday. I got a girl named Vicky, a really cute, thin girl. Well, apparently there has been ownership change recently and this massage was 100% legit. Felt good but I had something else in mind and I hate wasting money.

In using my detective mind, I'm wondering if she just didn't trust me for some reason. She had told me an hour was available in 30 minutes and to come back, then took my #. When I went back she said only 30 minutes was available and that she tried to call me. I'm thinking it's some kind of screening process. My theory is that when she learned that it was a Google # and I wasn't in their filing system (whatever that is) and because I couldn't remember the name of the girl I saw a year ago, she might have wanted to play it safe. Any other experience there lately?

Never been but definitely sounds like you may have failed their test.

[BoulderBoy]

Went by 11901 Santa Monica Blvd, a spot that has made it as the #1 most popular place in LA on rubmaps. Back story is that I went last year and had 30 minutes of pure pleasure massage on my ass and balls. I was in the mood for that yesterday. I got a girl named Vicky, a really cute, thin girl. Well, apparently there has been ownership change recently and this massage was 100% legit. Felt good but I had something else in mind and I hate wasting money.

In using my detective mind, I'm wondering if she just didn't trust me for some reason. She had told me an hour was available in 30 minutes and to come back, then took my #. When I went back she said only 30 minutes was available and that she tried to call me. I'm thinking it's some kind of screening process. My theory is that when she learned that it was a Google # and I wasn't in their filing system (whatever that is) and because I couldn't remember the name of the girl I saw a year ago, she might have wanted to play it safe. Any other experience there lately?

[Seeking Sex]

I highly recommend Little Angels Pleasure Depot. You can get FS there any day of the week, and pretty much 24/7. They are located at 100 W 1st St, in downtown..

That was hilarious. I did have to check Google maps to get the joke as I am not familiar with DTLA. Thank you for making me LMAO.

[Mr Sixty]

I have never Done this before and I'm in LA for another two days and I Definitely want to try it out. I don't know what the acronyms and alliteration means, I kinda pieced that FS is full service, which is what I'd really like. I'd love an Asian girl. Preferably young LOL. Please PM me so I can find out how and where to spend my time well. Times, locations, who to ask for, how I approach the 'extra services', if there's any boundaries such as no this or that, any help would be very appreciated!

I highly recommend Little Angels Pleasure Depot. You can get FS there any day of the week, and pretty much 24/7. They are located at 100 W 1st St, in downtown. You don't need to make an appointment, but if you want to call ahead and see who is working, call two one three 485 two one two one. Ask for Michel. You will be very pleasantly surprised. She has no boundaries, and you can pretty much just let her know you are DTF, what your budget is, and she will take care of you from there.

You're a funny guy, hope it was worth it.

A2

[Skizzard]

Anyone know if the place on Verdugo is still around? I really hope so since it's the only late night place I know of. I tried calling all three numbers I had of theirs and they all went straight to voicemail.

Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full. It's been closed for months now.

[PlayerN818]

I have never Done this before and I'm in LA for another two days and I Definitely want to try it out. I don't know what the acronyms and alliteration means, I kinda pieced that FS is full service, which is what I'd really like. I'd love an Asian girl. Preferably young LOL. Please PM me so I can find out how and where to spend my time well. Times, locations, who to ask for, how I approach the 'extra services', if there's any boundaries such as no this or that, any help would be very appreciated!

If you're not sure what the abbreviations and acronyms mean, may I suggest you RTFM. Best of luck.

[PriscillaM]

I have never Done this before and I'm in LA for another two days and I Definitely want to try it out. I don't know what the acronyms and alliteration means, I kinda pieced that FS is full service, which is what I'd really like. I'd love an Asian girl. Preferably young LOL. Please PM me so I can find out how and where to spend my time well. Times, locations, who to ask for, how I approach the 'extra services', if there's any boundaries such as no this or that, any help would be very appreciated!

Make sure you flash your badge on the way in. That will work.

[HipHip]

I have never Done this before and I'm in LA for another two days and I Definitely want to try it out. I don't know what the acronyms and alliteration means, I kinda pieced that FS is full service, which is what I'd really like. I'd love an Asian girl. Preferably young LOL. Please PM me so I can find out how and where to spend my time well. Times, locations, who to ask for, how I approach the 'extra services', if there's any boundaries such as no this or that, any help would be very appreciated!

[KGConn]

They were still operating as of about 3-4 months ago when they were the subject of discussion I believe on this site. They don't even open until early evening, so nobody will be answering the phone until later hours. One of the WeHo MPs is open past midnight. Can't be sure which one, but you can check MP hours on the free access listings on Rub Maps which has ad banners all over this site. Also I believe either "Empathy" or another of the Gardena latina spots on Crenshaw is open very late. This is tough for them to get away with. Really don't understand how they sustain the late hours without having LE harassment heaped on them. But still a few out there.

Oh yeah, I should have said I called last night at the usual time when I ask who's working that night (around 11 PM). I visited just two weeks ago actually.

Called pretty much every night since I posted asking if they were still around and straight to voicemail. Unless they changed numbers, my late night spot might be gone.

[BMC73]

It appears that a verified EROS ad has at least one real pic. A gal from thatmall who has fake pics on that mall has a real pic on EROS. But which gal do you see, I prolly can help you out to confirm provenance.

Here are both posts.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/140961

https://massage.eros.com/california/...893.htm?cat=83

[PriscillaM]

Is the EROS verified flag always an indicator that girl is legit and pics are as well? I found a girls listed on Rub Ratings that looks TGTBT but she is EROS verified as well. Can find any more info on her. Anyone ever come across a fake profile that was EROS verified?

It appears that a verified EROS ad has at least one real pic. A gal from thatmall who has fake pics on that mall has a real pic on EROS. But which gal do you see, I prolly can help you out to confirm provenance.

[PriscillaM]

So the westside handjob trade seems at times to be going up in smoke faster than air Jordan's in a police brutality inspired riot.

Temple of bullshit had only "doubles" available meaning that you have to tolerate some old fat tantriak just to get some moistie newbie hands on your dikdalini, and at twice the price. Fuck that.

The one gal on the westside on private disappointment and rubratings is totally split personality afflicted (separate post on her).

The westside gals on that mall are all old and as fucked up as a Luke Walton magic Johnson 69.

I figure I would try and settle to repeat with a really good cock yanker at goldfinger in the Westwood area.

So I call over and sure as a mamasan can yell time is up in the queen's English, both coco and suki are there. So I buzz over and park, as per usual, in the staples lot.

I walk up the street and had to fucken tie my shoes and walking across westwood boulevard is high school physical education coach fucko – this asshole must have parked at the Petco or the vitamin store. I did not want to walk in with coach fucko so I waited near the Starbuckss and the million or so Persian markets and when the coast was clear, I went in.

Coco greeted me but either I have Alzheimer's or there are two cocos, I could not remember her. She had yanked my dick a few times and, if it was the same coco, sucked on my nipples like her tongue got stuck to dry ice and shoved her finger up my asshole like she was trying to dig for oil in the Bakken.

I was like I would like to have Suki play with my penor. So, and I am such a fucken g for this, coco yelled out in Chinese, hey, Suki, I know you are in there with PE coach fucko who would not even try and pay for a meter, but this fucko asked for you. And, guess what, suki came out of room 4 to see if she could squeeze me in. So yea, to the fucko who had suki leave on you in the middle, that was me. Suki stepped out of the door, and she looked like she had just popped out of a band box. I mean she was as disheveled as a vestral virgin after a bukkake scene. She looked at me like she had seen le bron play defense and said "I am beeezy" and I was entreated by her to come back later. Coco was looking good and I think PE coach fucko was both getting a hand job from Suki and making her take the presidential fitness exam, because she looked as tore up as a marshall's after back to school week.

So I went with coco, and it was pretty good. I opted for the hour and she asked soft or medium – there is no hard option at goldfinger – hat tip to the owner of this place. I said soft and she took the towel off after about 60 seconds and was poking at my nuts like she was testing an avocado for ripeness in about another 60 seconds. She did not massage my shoulders or legs, it was all balls, dick and gooch with me face down. After about 5 minutes, she gave me a warm towel treatment to get rid of the oil and turned me over.

Then ensued some truly biblical dick work. I am pretty sure this is the coco I have seen before because, as in the past, she requested that I "take care of her" she went slow as I instructed her and emphatically remarked that it looked like I had control over my cock to last an hour. She said I could touch her small tits, and I did, but her padded bra stayed on, and I was also allowed to grab her ass which was smoother than kim Kardashian's pussy after being shaved by a weed whacker. She asked me for 80 bucks if she took care of me and did not ***** about the time I was taking to convert the third down, and I thought maybe she would suck my 10 inch Makita, so I said 100. Yeah, fuck you el monte cheapos.

But I guess this is goldfinger, not nam, so there are rules. We just did about 25 minutes of straight dick work until I shot a load up and to the right.

I was escorted to the rear and now, having burned the names of Suki and coco, will prolyl not be back for awhile.

I was not offered a water, so someone must be reading these reviews.

[BMC73]

Is the EROS verified flag always an indicator that girl is legit and pics are as well? I found a girls listed on Rub Ratings that looks TGTBT but she is EROS verified as well. Can find any more info on her. Anyone ever come across a fake profile that was EROS verified?

[Alan69]

Read on another site that Jessica provides BBBJ. Been there and got a hot Asian no bbj though. Trying to figure out what days she works.

This place used to be ocean and before that sakura. There have been a lot of good reviews over the years for all three places. I have tried each place a few times, but have never had a good experience. Maybe there is a secret code that you need to know. If anyone knows the secret, please let us know.

[The Camel]

Anyone know if the place on Verdugo is still around? I really hope so since it's the only late night place I know of. I tried calling all three numbers I had of theirs and they all went straight to voicemail.

They were still operating as of about 3-4 months ago when they were the subject of discussion I believe on this site. They don't even open until early evening, so nobody will be answering the phone until later hours. One of the WeHo MPs is open past midnight. Can't be sure which one, but you can check MP hours on the free access listings on Rub Maps which has ad banners all over this site. Also I believe either "Empathy" or another of the Gardena latina spots on Crenshaw is open very late. This is tough for them to get away with. Really don't understand how they sustain the late hours without having LE harassment heaped on them. But still a few out there.