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**Tarpo63** · 04-26-19 23:02

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

I wonder if it has a big fat ass on the other side? . And then what happens if you knock it up? Machines never die, TALK about a lifetime child support payment!

**Otto22** · 04-26-19 19:17

I recently decided to try to remember all the providers I have used here on the Space Coast. It was not as easy as I thought it might be. Every time I thought I had a complete list another lady would come to mind. I am certain my list, although somewhat extensive, is no yet complete. Do any of you guys make any attempt to remember or document the providers you have visited? Since I am a snowbird that is usually only here for a week or two at a time I felt certain that I could recall all the ladies off the top of my head. Not so easy. What do you fellas do and how do you do it?

**PocoHunter** · 04-12-19 11:11

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

I'm tempted to try the Kiiroo Titan, it is a bit more practical.

**Mikaeles** · 04-11-19 10:14

What if it malfunctions and rips your penis off.

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

**ScottyM3** · 04-10-19 22:18

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

Testing hell. I'm in love. Can you say mail order bride? LOL.

**Member #6253** · 04-10-19 21:28

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

Will testing and results for STDs be available?

**RoadWarrior2K** · 04-10-19 21:22

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

**Doug Stamper** · 04-08-19 15:19

Originally Posted by HotRedFrog [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Serenity Room Palm Bay?

Search for Krys in the massage section, you will find lots of reviews. Very cool chic. Plays ball for the other team so nothing more than standard happy ending allowed. Does allow some roaming. Go if you enjoy the massage portion of as much as the ending.

**HotRedFrog** · 04-08-19 13:17

Has anyone been to Serenity Room Palm Bay?

**RoccoTheGod17** · 04-08-19 08:44

God Dammit! Why isn't the An emoji button on these threads? X-D.

**SpaceGhost1980** · 04-08-19 08:27

Originally Posted by ScottyM3 [View Original Post]

Under NO circumstances should a team. 500 or less be allowed to be in any kind of playoffs. I don't care if they win their division, that whole division is terrible.

One game above 500 is good enough for me and it's secured a playoff spot. Go magic!

**ScottyM3** · 04-06-19 10:56

Originally Posted by SpaceGhost1980 [View Original Post]

#thereitis.

Another off topic subject, GO MAGIC!

Under NO circumstances should a team. 500 or less be allowed to be in any kind of playoffs. I don't care if they win their division, that whole division is terrible.