Massage Parlor Reports

[ChastityIsFun]

I just had an extremely positive experience at a relatively new place in Villa Park and would like to write the up a review but I'm seeing all sorts of lingo and abbreviations that I don't get. Can someone please point me to a primer?

Thanks.

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[JoeyEye]

I went last week and had Ginger. Really strong massage with some pretzel twists that popped a few vertebrae. I enjoyed a good L1 release with the girls out and some unusually nice LFK.

[DMichaels69]

There is SUN, the flower shop, IVY, and COVE in that general area so if this keeps up then no customers. Spot on with the massage skill and truth be told in the final analysis she is not very charming. Another case of good looks gone to waste.

I was there on last Thursday, got struck out with Coco as my MT. I tried every trick in book, but no go. Left with blue balls. Her massage skill is 3/10, as she was moving around every 30 seconds.

[Indian Chief]

Your box is full PP.

-w.

I was there on last Thursday, got struck out with Coco as my MT. I tried every trick in book, but no go. Left with blue balls. Her massage skill is 3/10, as she was moving around every 30 seconds.

[PussyPoker]

My mailbox is now empty.

PP.

[Wenger]

Stopped in yesterday at lunch time. 65 door fee. Nice looking MILF gave a good massage. She told me that she remembers me from a place in Schaumburg from two years ago. Even new my name. Now that's scary. On the flip she got on the table for me to massage her. I had her so relaxed, my hands were everywhere they could be. Then she say's it was my turn. So I get back on the table and she makes me smile. Things got very wet on both of us. I was happy with the bottle of water on the way out. I think the menu with this girl is open.

PP.

P.S. The burrito place next door was very busy. But did not have a chance to sample any food on this trip.

Your box is full PP.

-w.

[PussyPoker]

If the traffic bothers you, use the back door.

It does not bother me. But I may to other guys. The door is on the side.

[ChezBone]

Stopped in yesterday at lunch time. 65 door fee. Nice looking MILF gave a good massage. She told me that she remembers me from a place in Schaumburg from two years ago. Even new my name. Now that's scary. On the flip she got on the table for me to massage her. I had her so relaxed, my hands were everywhere they could be. Then she say's it was my turn. So I get back on the table and she makes me smile. Things got very wet on both of us. I was happy with the bottle of water on the way out. I think the menu with this girl is open.

PP.

P.S. The burrito place next door was very busy. But did not have a chance to sample any food on this trip.

If the traffic bothers you, use the back door.

[Avg Joe]

Any word on this Chinese Spa?? Would love some feedback before scheduling appt.

Thank you!

There are already numerous posts on Asian Paradise if you would read back several pages.Try it out and give us a report.

[Mayor Quimby]

Stopped in yesterday at lunch time. 65 door fee. Nice looking MILF gave a good massage. She told me that she remembers me from a place in Schaumburg from two years ago. Even new my name. Now that's scary. On the flip she got on the table for me to massage her. I had her so relaxed, my hands were everywhere they could be. Then she say's it was my turn. So I get back on the table and she makes me smile. Things got very wet on both of us. I was happy with the bottle of water on the way out. I think the menu with this girl is open.

PP.

P.S. The burrito place next door was very busy. But did not have a chance to sample any food on this trip.

Great report, I may have to check this place out. What was the total amount? Just need to know what to take. Feel free to PM me if you prefer.

[Visconti5683]

I was on my way home for work for some bullshit plans I didn't want to do. I've been reading about Cove and decided fuck it might as well treat myself. I'm calling on my way but no answer. I thought I would stop by to see if they could do a walk in but saw a few guys sitting in cars and figured there was a line. I remember reading about Ivy so I called and Mama said 10 min. I drive over she puts me in a room where I sat for 15 minutes (no problem considering I was last minute). Girl walks in and says her name is kim. Decent tits big B or small C. I would say a pretty face maybe a little beat. No ass (typical). Asks me a FUCK ton of?'s which is no problem I got it down by now. She brings me in the shower. I'm standing there while she cleans me and she starts to lick my ass. Cool. Turn around and she starts to lick junior. Even better. She puts me in the sauna for 10 minutes and I saw a younger sexy girl walk another monger out. We get to the room and she acts pretty hyper almost like she is tweaking anyways starts a BS massage and feeding me the BS "you are sexy" lines. She teases me and said "what you wana do?" I said get naked and I just want L1 (its just my thing I'm satisfied with that). She asked me how much and I told her 40 is what I can do. She said not enough but I like you. PLease don't tell Mama. Clothes are off and she jumps on the table. Starts to lick my ass turns me over and licks junior. L2 is about to happed (Bare) but I stop her. I'm a pus when it comes to that shit. So she starts with her hands and after a little bit I blow a monster load. She licks it off me (first time for that at AMP). She said "you too quick I want more I horny. " My phone was being lit up from home and I explained that now with joint accounts I have limited funds (fuckin sucks). I told her I can't I'm sorry. She replied "Don't worry about $, how about I massage you a little more and we have more fun when you are ready?" I thought MF I really should stick around but I can't. I gave her the 40 and she said please don't tell anyone and next time bring more. Haha sorry Kim got to share with my boys on here. I would definitely suggest to anyone but I won't be back most likely. That is not because it isn't alright there only because the excitement of variety and unknown is what I'm all about. I'm looking around for a Hispanic or solid euro experience.

[PussyPoker]

Stopped in yesterday at lunch time. 65 door fee. Nice looking MILF gave a good massage. She told me that she remembers me from a place in Schaumburg from two years ago. Even new my name. Now that's scary. On the flip she got on the table for me to massage her. I had her so relaxed, my hands were everywhere they could be. Then she say's it was my turn. So I get back on the table and she makes me smile. Things got very wet on both of us. I was happy with the bottle of water on the way out. I think the menu with this girl is open.

PP.

P.S. The burrito place next door was very busy. But did not have a chance to sample any food on this trip.

[DMichaels69]

Its the new K11 spa on Roosevelt.

Which spa is this?

[DMichaels69]

I was not doing it to evade LEO.

Can we please stop with all the James Bond lingo?

Do you actually think LE does not know which spas give HAND JOBS aka L1?!

[MikeJones333]

Tried this new place, 65/ hr. I think this will be a nice alternative if you get sick of the flower shop and sun. I got an attractive older MILF, massage was not bad. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I chose L1 with ample roaming. I believe the menu is a full one but I want to save that for more visits.

Which spa is this?