General Reports

**Muffbuster69** · 02-25-06 12:18

cruised the usual spots last night around 7.30 pm maybe i was just early but saw only one girl out and she was rough looking.the number peaches gave me has been turned off and have not seen her around since that night maybe it will pick up soon.

**Massaging** · 02-24-06 10:08

Stopped at Lake City thurs. Opted for the 1/2hr great massage and happy ending. Lady had a nice rack and was very nice.

**Muffbuster69** · 02-19-06 13:11

Took a ride down through k-town last night saw 5 ladies out and working 2 black and 3 white and none of them were worth slowing down and picking up. Same old places magnolia fifth and central knoxville is in bad need of some decent women.pick up the phone and call an escort service or visit babes always some horny women in there good luck and be safe.

**Muffbuster69** · 02-12-06 10:15

Took a ride down fifth ave last night on the way to a party it was about 9'15 pm and snowing like hell and yes there was 4 girls out in the snow.number 1 was standing in front of the softball fields on fifth white girl skinny and high tried to stop me but no way.number 2 was chunky black girl standing at arden and fifth looked rough even in the dark.number 3 was at the crystal on magnolia older kinda chunky looking but it could have been all the clothes still not much to look at.number 4 was at the little store at the corner of magnolia and cherry st walked out of store as i was going in. waiting by my car when i came out said her name was peaches and she was just needing a ride and to warm up very cute and friendly she got in and wanted to go to a house on church street showed a nice set of boobs and asked iif i wanted to play i had to be somewhere so i had to decline gave me phone number and said to call and we would hook up gave her 20 to help her out she didnt ask but i gave anyway will let you know how it goes .be careful and be safe.

**Muffbuster69** · 02-11-06 12:11

Took a trip to lake city spa last night great massage very nice lady great rack and loved her work so did i.harriman still old ladies and still a waste of time.

**Sim Bim** · 02-08-06 22:27

Called Courtney's entertainers again the other night. They sent Sarah, who they said was 112 lbs, 5'5". She was more like 150 and not very attractive. Sent her on her way with $10 for gas-the agency wasn't happy, but I told them not to lie to me again-it wastes everybody's time.

Went out this evening to the Central Ave stroll. Lots of other mongers out, but no one was out. Zero. Nothing. Zilch. Nada. No LEO. Probably because of the rain.

Sim

**Mundane** · 02-08-06 07:49

You are right about Lake City...I have been there several times and the experience is much MUCH better than the 2 times I've been to Interstate Spa. I will not return to Interstate again.

The only other spa in the area (that I know of) is the one on Chapman Hwy. I have never been there, but would like to hear some reports.

**Muffbuster69** · 02-04-06 13:36

Only old ladies are working the interstate spa in harriman right now and a total waste of time.take a little trip up interstate 75 north towards lake city and drop in. last week had a couple that you might like great shower and massage and the rest was pretty damn good to.But remember they trade out about every 3 or 4 weeks so you never know. good luck and be safe

**Bilbo Baggins II** · 02-03-06 23:15

I don't usually post on this board. I usaully post in Kentucky. But I do remember Amy fondly. She was a great girl and lots of fun. I have not seen or heard from her in years but if she surfaces I would love to see her again.
Bilbo Baggins II

**Mundane** · 02-03-06 22:22

Before I get started on my short report...thanks to Sim for the great list of reports! Maybe that will get the Knox ball rolling.

I hadn't been to the Interstate Spa in about 18 months (and it wasn't a good experience then), but I'm a generally optimistic person, so I assumed it would be better. I was wrong. The gal who answered the door looked older than my grandma, but with her face so graffitied that she looked like an LA underpass in gangland. I have honestly never seen a woman with so much makeup. Still, she had a nice rack...obviously enhanced...so I have to give the good with the bad. I hoped she was Mamason and when she led me to the room, I asked who else was working. She said just her. Okay...this is awkward. No way was I going to bang this chick. But...and this is a big but...I do love a good massage, and often I've found that the older ladies are better at that than the younger ones. I took the hour ($60) and the table shower. After the quick and efficient shower it was back to the room. Once I was face down on the table, I relaxed and prepared for her to expend her years of massage experience on my aching muscles. She gave a half-hearted rub for all of 7 minutes and then said "flip over." I said "that's all?" and she repeated "flip over." I did the flip and she rubbed my legs and chest for another 2 minutes then said..."you pay more?"

I chuckled and told her no...only massage. She seemed surprised, as if she were wondering how I could deny her overwhelming charms (imagine that freaky, big-cheek-boned female puppet and you'd get an idea of what she's like). She touched my leg and said "you sure you no want to pay more?" Out of curiosity, I asked how much? I'm glad I was laying down, because she said "$200." I said "you're kidding?" She looked hurt..."yes...$200...but maybe $160." I said, what's the difference between the two prices?" She said..."not much...but I do it different."

Needless to say, I did not "pay more." I told her thanks, but not today. I was dressed to leave only 25 minutes after arriving. Amazingly, she tried to entice me back! She said when I come back again, bring plenty money...

Not a chance in Hell. Be warned.

**Sim Bim** · 02-03-06 17:06

Hey guys! Well, my guilt for lurking has finally got the best of me and I am going to post for the first time. What follows is a summary of some dreams I have had over the past couple of months:

Mid December:
Called A_b_b_i_e_s Escorts got a girl named Maria. 5'6'' C cup really pretty face, fresh stretch marks from just having a baby, but very sweet and eager to please. Enjoyed DATY, CBJ, mish and doggie. Looks-7 Attitude-8 Service-7. Standard rate of 150

Late December:
Called A_b_b_i_e_s again and got Mia (not Mariah). I asked for a small, petite girl and I got one all right, but they didn't tell me she didn't do FS only BJ. BBBJ was uninspired and she would only put the head in her mouth. Complained the whole time. Looks-6 Attitude-2 service-2. Standard rate of 150

Late December
Decided to do a little mongering of the street variety. Dropped off a friend's coat at her house and was around 5th and Gay when I got the eye from a very cute, young brunette with curly hair. Looked too good to be true, so I went around the block and checked for LEO and saw none. Saw her across the street and gave her a ride. Said her name was sandy. Nice CBJ for 2.0. Very sweet- get this one before she goes away or hits the pipe. Looks-7.5 Attitude-7 Service-7

Early Jan
Called a service that shall remain nameless (you'll see why in a sec) and got a really nice blond. Great body no stretch marks. DATY, BBBJNCIM, mish Doggie. Got her digits. Will share # with long time posters. Will not post on board since I do not want to get her in trouble with her service. Looks-7 Attitude-8.5 Service-8

Early Jan
Did Central Ave Stroll found Amanda. 5' 2" long brunette hair. Very young and cute, but it seems to me she has had a hard life.Does not seem to have a drug problem-seen her twice and not once has she tried to get high in my car. BBBJNCIM for $30
a little rushed but not bad. Looks-6 Attitude-6 Service-6

Mid January
Did Central stroll again and I have seen this girl twice, but never got her name. Any way, she's hard to miss-a little chunky, about 5'3-4pretty face, often wears a hooded sweatshirt. Nice chest, med length brown hair. Does a great BBBJCIM for $40-I know that's alittle pricey, but believe me, it is worth every penny. Looks 6.5 Attitude-8 Service-9

Late January
Against my better judgement, I Went to the Asian Spa on Chapman Highway. Walked in was greeted by mamasan and asked for Yumi (since she was highly recommended on this board). Mamasan says "she no know no Yumi" So I proceed to ask who is working ( since I do not want to get stuck with the rather large 50 ish woman I got last time). Mamasan proceeds to tell me I get whoever she picks and "I will be very happy" Wanting to see the goods before I part with my hard-earned cash, I press to see who is working. To make a long story short, she gets very upset and tells me that she will call the police if I don't leave. having had a couple of drinks, I immediately complied. Avoid this place like the plague.

Last Night
Called a bunch of services in the book-no answer. Flipped over to the "entertainers" section and called C_o_u_r_t_n_e_y's Escorts and entertainers.
Got Rochelle (or Megan, she wasn't sure what name she was going by) 5'7", C cup brown hair, killer body. She was a little drunk (or high) but got into it once she relaxed. BBBJ, mish, doggie. Talked for a while afterwards-she used to be a dancer at the Mouse's Ear started doing this after a few years off. Looks-8 Attitude-7 Service-7. Standard Escort rate of 150.

Also, does anybody remember an oriental escort named Amy(or Naomi depending on how well you knew her)? She was around in the late 90s and then one day her pager # was changed and she dropped out of sight. She was a true GFE and a very sweet person. If she is still around, pm me please.

Of course all of these experiences are dreams I had and have no basis in reality.

Sim Bim

**Mundane** · 01-30-06 10:55

Is this the end? Is there no action left in K-town? Even the blonde at the Cedar Bluff Hotel is gone. I thought getting our own Craigslist page would spice things up, but nothing so far.

Tell me I'm wrong.

**Pay Pal** · 01-11-06 20:36

Originally Posted by Pwhipped

When I come back to Knox, I will take you by the hand and show you the fine ladies that are there. And , If you had seen Agent M, then you would not post as you did(grin) Hey, whats wrong with the Atlanta bde now, everything is now cool and we are having a good time.

Ok, my fault, sorry guys and PaypAL, i WILL GET AROUNBD TO POSTING ALL THE ESCORTS THAT ARE THERE SOON. btw, FOUND A REALLY HOTTT , SWEET, YOUNG ONE THERE 2 WEEKS AGAO, WHEW, WHAT A SWEET LITTLE THING, 9 ON THE SCALE. f*** HIT THE CAP LOCK, SORRY, i'M IN A HURRY, AND i'M NOT YELLING(GRIN)

Wewt Dreams, PW

I don't think it was two days after I wrote my last post that I actually called an escort in Knoxville. Go figure. I'll review her the proper section.

As for Agent M. You really really seem to like her. Sometimes I'm tempted but for now I'll pass on that.

**PWhipped** · 01-09-06 16:37

When I come back to Knox, I will take you by the hand and show you the fine ladies that are there. And , If you had seen Agent M, then you would not post as you did(grin) Hey, whats wrong with the Atlanta bde now, everything is now cool and we are having a good time.

Ok, my fault, sorry guys and PaypAL, i WILL GET AROUNBD TO POSTING ALL THE ESCORTS THAT ARE THERE SOON. btw, FOUND A REALLY HOTTT , SWEET, YOUNG ONE THERE 2 WEEKS AGAO, WHEW, WHAT A SWEET LITTLE THING, 9 ON THE SCALE. f*** HIT THE CAP LOCK, SORRY, i'M IN A HURRY, AND i'M NOT YELLING(GRIN)

Wewt Dreams, PW

**Pay Pal** · 01-07-06 10:18

Originally Posted by Pwhipped

Well Mr Pay Pal, you first on a review, who have you seen and how were they?? PW

Well this tells you how often I read this board. Still haven't found anything in Knoxville I consider 'worthy'. I know, Agent M. is awesome etc. I just don't see spending $350 for a 40 something (near 50?) escort. At least, not so far. <grin>

Other than her, most of the providers here look kinda skanky or are too much of a hassel to see. (Just my opinion, I admit, it may be a unique one around here.)

I'm saving my pennies for Houston or Atlanta. I don't post much on the Atlanta board (on this site) anymore. Too many jerks. Don't need it. I still read it from time to time.