Massage Parlor Reports

[DunkinBabes]

Realized I never gave my TLC story. First 2 time was a no go due too my youthful looks. 3rd time was the charm.

I pull in to the little weird parking lot on sprinkle. Set up is nice and discreet from the highway. I walk to the building into the little lobby area and to my right is the door second door. Hit the bell and wait. "Mama" as you guys call her open the door she greets me and ask have I been here before, "yes" how old are you? "*Over 18*" she take me through the hallway too the second door to wait for MiMi.

Mimi: 5'2 to 5 even. Breast amazing, booty no there. At all. Very skinny. Big eyes and head and black hair. Not too bad looking. Older maybe 50's give or take.

MiMi comes in and says $40? OK I give it too her and she's leaves. I get undress as soon as the door closes. The last too times I didn't get any "extra" despite offering a tip (20) so I'm more frustrated and. Hungry. I get on her table naked and towel wrapped under me. She come in and notice the towel and unwraps it. Bare booty exposed until she redo the towel. She lotion up and message my back (not bad at all basic but good).

She lifts my towel as I turned off. Dick swinging and what not and she says "nice body" we have a bit of small talk it. She asks have I've been here before and some other casual shit. She finishes the massage and she looks at me and say "that all?" And smiles. I sense this is my time and ask for "happy ending?" And motion it with my hand. We talk a bit to clarify what I want, HJ, she say, "OK 60?" I only have 40 she's says OK next time (next time I only have 40 again she was pissed but understood and did it anyways).

The HJ was nice again basic but enjoyable. She lotion up and play with it and got it ready. Plays with the two boys with her other hand. A little too much lotion for my liking but everything gravy. Played with the nipple too help but didn't careful and talked a bit which was nice. After that she brings me a warm wet rag I clean my self a bit and she helps. Me and her walk to the door hand in hand to make you a suck for her.

Planning on going back with everything. Worth the price in my opinion.

Be safe and have fun.

[DunkinBabes]

Since there are pretty much zero options in kzoo, and I didn't want to drive to BC, I decided to give TLC a try after a very long time. I haven't been there for all the same reasons you all haven't but thought I might be pleasantly surprised.

Well, when I get inside I was greeted by the same mama that was there last time. It has probably been two years since I have been there. She leads me to the room and in walks in, surprise a chick north of 50. I got a glimpse of the other worker but was also 50+.

She starts the massage and gives a little small talk. She really worked the shoulders and back. But she covers the bottom half with the towel. That has never happened there. So she does a good massage on my back, shoulders, neck, & arms. Then she asked me to flip. Notice I didn't mention legs or gluts. Because she never touched them.

On the flip she does my shoulders, neck and chest and then says "all done" I was kind of surprised so I said, "That's it you all done?" She said yes then turned on the light.

To be honest she wasn't worth pressing the issue (older & flat flat ass) so I just got dressed and she helped. As I was getting dressed she looked down and said I could DIY What? When has that been a thing there? I declined then I said she could do something..

Hey man,

I would try again and during your small talk tell her you been around already and have 60 for the extra. Should be 40 for half hour 60 for tip. She's gives a good HJ nothing crazy but its pretty hot.

[JJLetsPlay]

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[SoakitinCider]

So I text for an appointment with cece (I get extras from her) and was told she no longer worked there. Bummer. Anyone know where she went? Used to daty and get BJ for happy times. Any info would be appreciated if she still in area, great tease massage and wonderful value finish, I believe she loved the daty I performed. Anyway be safe out there fellas.

[JJLetsPlay]

I am probably laying off AMP's. Now that happened in Florida, MI LEO might get ideas. I just assumed they bribed the cops to leave them alone. But that obviously not true.

FYI Sly & mongers.

Always taking a chance at any AMP w / Extras.

But remember (I do many may not) that TLC actually had that happen to them years back (appx 10 + yrs) .

Closed them down for a long time- then eventually reappeared / reopened.

Never did find out if any mongers got busted in that one.

Be safe all!

[SlyGuy12]

Yes Mama is still there and yes she still feds the racoons out back. I guess mama doesn't yell at me or insult me, she actually gave me a Christmas present the last two years. I may tip a little more then the next guy but HR was 60, tip 120. I'm a FS guy. Now since Mr. Kraft got caught up in a AMP might stay low for awhile.

I am probably laying off AMP's. Now that happened in Florida, MI LEO might get ideas. I just assumed they bribed the cops to leave them alone. But that obviously not true.

[Rufus McGee]

Yes Mama is still there and yes she still feds the racoons out back. I guess mama doesn't yell at me or insult me, she actually gave me a Christmas present the last two years. I may tip a little more then the next guy but HR was 60, tip 120. I'm a FS guy. Now since Mr. Kraft got caught up in a AMP might stay low for awhile.

Rufus, Going back like 5-6 years, I was a regular there.

Before they even busted / closed them down, for a while.

Its Not just the hit & miss girls / value there.

Its also the nasty, gruff, loud mouth Mamasan / Mgr, that's been there forever.

I she still running the place?

I can't bring myself to handle insults & being yelled at- the second I walk in. Nor should I have to.

Tell me how you handle her?

Also is she still feeding the Pet / Wild Racoon? Kinda weird- LOL.

Currently- for Hr+ Extras- what's the total damage?

[JJLetsPlay]

Long time lurker, first review. I've been going to TLC for years so I decided to put in my two sense about place. It may not be the best AMP in the mitten but it gets the job done. Went there the other day and got Anna cute, slim, I'd say probably 40's, nice fake bolt on's. Got a hour, wasn't shorted, was probably one of the better time I've had there in a long time. I remember when Pink and Sony were there, probably my two favorite from years back. Now I've been to Whitcomb St and it was ok, but I like the option of more if the little guy does. Also been to Spring spa, it was ok as well but I always find myself going back to TLC. Anyone have a better place to good I'd like to know.

Rufus, Going back like 5-6 years, I was a regular there.

Before they even busted / closed them down, for a while.

Its Not just the hit & miss girls / value there.

Its also the nasty, gruff, loud mouth Mamasan / Mgr, that's been there forever.

I she still running the place?

I can't bring myself to handle insults & being yelled at- the second I walk in. Nor should I have to.

Tell me how you handle her?

Also is she still feeding the Pet / Wild Racoon? Kinda weird- LOL.

Currently- for Hr+ Extras- what's the total damage?

[Rufus McGee]

Long time lurker, first review. I've been going to TLC for years so I decided to put in my two sense about place. It may not be the best AMP in the mitten but it gets the job done. Went there the other day and got Anna cute, slim, I'd say probably 40's, nice fake bolt on's. Got a hour, wasn't shorted, was probably one of the better time I've had there in a long time. I remember when Pink and Sony were there, probably my two favorite from years back. Now I've been to Whitcomb St and it was ok, but I like the option of more if the little guy does. Also been to Spring spa, it was ok as well but I always find myself going back to TLC. Anyone have a better place to good I'd like to know.

[JJLetsPlay]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2952554

I never have tried this site! Lauren Leigh She looks great! Anyone try?

You can pm me.

I'm trying to also look at all the massage places to see if any do sensual!

Help me out please.

Tired of the GR and no talent in BC.

Thanks LM.

LoveMassage- the remaining 1 only known to me here (Kzoo), for good massage, that will do Sensual for sure, is Massage / Whitcomb St.

Always just luck of draw who's working. Many times just 1 girl only.

They'll LYK tho if you call / text ahead.

Pm me if you need / can't find their digits.

Asian (W. Michigan) & the old Portage 1 (Westnedge- near Mall) Will Not, but mostly good massages.

Good Luck. JJ.

[Love Massage]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2952554

I never have tried this site! Lauren Leigh She looks great! Anyone try?

You can pm me.

I'm trying to also look at all the massage places to see if any do sensual!

Help me out please.

Tired of the GR and no talent in BC.

Thanks LM.

[Electronman]

Since there are pretty much zero options in kzoo, and I didn't want to drive to BC, I decided to give TLC a try after a very long time. I haven't been there for all the same reasons you all haven't but thought I might be pleasantly surprised.

Well, when I get inside I was greeted by the same mama that was there last time. It has probably been two years since I have been there. She leads me to the room and in walks in, surprise a chick north of 50. I got a glimpse of the other worker but was also 50+.

She starts the massage and gives a little small talk. She really worked the shoulders and back. But she covers the bottom half with the towel. That has never happened there. So she does a good massage on my back, shoulders, neck, & arms. Then she asked me to flip. Notice I didn't mention legs or gluts. Because she never touched them.

On the flip she does my shoulders, neck and chest and then says "all done" I was kind of surprised so I said, "That's it you all done?" She said yes then turned on the light.

To be honest she wasn't worth pressing the issue (older & flat flat ass) so I just got dressed and she helped. As I was getting dressed she looked down and said I could DIY What? When has that been a thing there? I declined then I said she could do something. She says, "No I don't want to get in trouble" I ask what whom? She said "I will get fired" So as I am leaving I try to give her a tip (It was a $20 because the massage was good) but she just looked and asked, "What for?

I don't know. It may be me but the whole experience was strange. So I guess TLC has turned into Massage Works excepts the women at TLC still where short skirts. I won't be repeating. Just thought I would give you all an update.

Later Fellas.

Thanks for the update and it confirms my decision to give up on TLC. If you haven't checked out the Whitcomb Street spa, it is located in Kalamazoo (near the intersection of Westnedge and Whites Road / Cork Street); it might be worth a visit. Personally, I prefer the Battle Creek spas, which feature table showers and are reasonably close to Kalamazoo.

[Charlie441]

I decided to give TLC a try after a very long time. I haven't been there for all the same reasons you all haven't but thought I might be pleasantly surprised.

Well, when I get inside I was greeted by the same mama that was there last time. It has probably been two years since I have been there. She leads me to the room and in walks in, surprise a chick north of 50. I got a glimpse of the other worker but was also 50+.

She starts the massage and gives a little small talk. She really worked the shoulders and back. But she covers the bottom half with the towel. That has never happened there. So she does a good massage on my back, shoulders, neck, & arms. Then she asked me to flip. Notice I didn't mention legs or gluts. Because she never touched them.

On the flip she does my shoulders, neck and chest and then says "all done" I was kind of surprised so I said, "That's it you all done?" She said yes then turned on the light.

To be honest she wasn't worth pressing the issue (older & flat flat ass) so I just got dressed and she helped. As I was getting dressed she looked down and said I could DIY What? When has that been a thing there? I declined then I said she could do something. She says, "No I don't want to get in trouble" I ask what whom? She said "I will get fired" So as I am leaving I try to give her a tip (It was a $20 because the massage was good) but she just looked and asked, "What for?

I don't know. It may be me but the whole experience was strange. So I guess TLC has turned into Massage Works excepts the women at TLC still where short skirts. I won't be repeating. Just thought I would give you all an update.

It's good you went through to test the waters. Kudos. Sucks that it went like that. Put towel on the backside, and didn't touch the legs or glutes? In the end, you were quite generous with your $20 if it were a mere hhr session. $40/20 without a HE would require a full body massage that was great (otherwise $10, by default). If it went the full hour and the shoulder & back massage was good despite the limitation to just that -- I can see how that $20 can be fitting. Although that's a long time on just the shoulders & back.

This was 30 years ago. I made $1. 85 per hour plus tips.

Again, you weren't making below minimum wage, by law -- as they'd be forced to make up for your hourly wage if / when you lack the tips to at least do so by them.

And even if you (or any other waitstaff) were making so low tips that they had to cut someone minimum wage routinely, they'd leave or be asked to leave 99% of restaurants. Point being, she isn't making $2/ hr or comparatively today. Waitstaff make well above minimum wage in any decent job, and at least a good notch above it in virtually all places. They're not associated with dirt-poor pay, is my point. Working at a bookstore has a lower income assumption.

[SirCody]

Since there are pretty much zero options in kzoo, and I didn't want to drive to BC, I decided to give TLC a try after a very long time. I haven't been there for all the same reasons you all haven't but thought I might be pleasantly surprised.

Well, when I get inside I was greeted by the same mama that was there last time. It has probably been two years since I have been there. She leads me to the room and in walks in, surprise a chick north of 50. I got a glimpse of the other worker but was also 50+.

She starts the massage and gives a little small talk. She really worked the shoulders and back. But she covers the bottom half with the towel. That has never happened there. So she does a good massage on my back, shoulders, neck, & arms. Then she asked me to flip. Notice I didn't mention legs or gluts. Because she never touched them.

On the flip she does my shoulders, neck and chest and then says "all done" I was kind of surprised so I said, "That's it you all done?" She said yes then turned on the light.

To be honest she wasn't worth pressing the issue (older & flat flat ass) so I just got dressed and she helped. As I was getting dressed she looked down and said I could DIY What? When has that been a thing there? I declined then I said she could do something. She says, "No I don't want to get in trouble" I ask what whom? She said "I will get fired" So as I am leaving I try to give her a tip (It was a $20 because the massage was good) but she just looked and asked, "What for?

I don't know. It may be me but the whole experience was strange. So I guess TLC has turned into Massage Works excepts the women at TLC still where short skirts. I won't be repeating. Just thought I would give you all an update.

Later Fellas.

[SlyGuy12]

Well, a waiter doesn't make below minimum wage. By law, they're paid minimum wage if they don't make the rest per hour in tips. That said, one doesn't wait tables to make close to minimum wage, otherwise they wouldn't want to work there + not wanted to be working there. It'd be more like -- I know how tough it is making ends meet (not meat).

IMO, $10 for a hhr (25%) + $20 for a hr (33% due to discounted price per time) -- when everything's 100% legit for grandma to experience -- is totally fine and should have no complaints of being cheap.

But yeah, it is good you knew 100% tip for a 100% legit experience (even if a good one) is outlandish. Unless she said "Me give you sucky sucky next time," then I'd consider it. LOL.

This was 30 years ago. I made $1. 85 per hour plus tips.