Massage Parlor Reports

**TypeCaste** · 03-14-19 19:52

Went to A&M, or also called Relaxation Spa, on Steinway. Been here before a few times, only got lucky a few times. Few weeks ago had a woman named Annie who got a little frisky and came close to doing something, but didn't. Figured I'd try her again to try my luck. Apparently she wasn't working but came in because I asked for her on the phone. She was happy I knew her name and asked for her. I asked for an hour, . 45 damage. If you go before 3 PM it's only. 40.

She started massaging my back, she tried to give me advice about my muscles "I need to drink more water" blah blah blah. I pointed between my thighs and to my butt and said "could you focus here? She touches my butt and then my guy and says "here?" I said yea that feels good. She straddles my thighs while I'm laying down and starts on my butt, felt nice. Then she starts flicking my guy, to which I chuckle and again say "that feels nice" and "you like? She comes around and says "where you want me massage show me". I now grab my guy, and then she grabs and says "here?" I say yes. LOL. So many questions. After another minute, she flips me over. Asks again, I say yes, then she leans in close and says be quiet. I said duh of course LOL.

This is where it starts to gets weird, I guess she got paranoid. She kept looking at the curtain and then puts her hand over my mouth. Kinda kinky, kinda weird haha. She pops me twice in a row (wowza) and cleans up. Then, the weirdest most annoying part, rather than finishing the massage she sat on the stool behind my head massaging my head and scalp whispering in my ear all these crazy things about living in America, her life in China, I can't say anything about what happened, the bonus for her, etc. I swear she must've been drunk, her breath stunk of alcohol and was uncomfortably close to my ear and whispering almost violently LOL. Then the worst part was she kept trying to show me something about my scalp muscles (WTF? And starts digging her nails deep into my scalp and scratching it. Serious ouch! I told her to stop and basically ended the massage there. She got. 15 outside at the counter and. 2 in the room. Not a bad deal but seriously, she is a little crazy or she was just drunk. Not sure I would go back for her, she's not very attractive at all, very unenthusiastic, I wouldn't want to repeat that experience; the bad outweighed the good. But I will probably at least finish off the card to get the free massage there haha.

**DWolf1** · 03-10-19 00:44

Originally Posted by LuckyReaper [View Original Post]

On the way out from Chanel the first time before I hopped on the highway, I took a drive down 40th. Saw two UCLE cars and one interceptor parked in the middle of the road blocking the whole thing. Knew the area was getting hotter but didn't think LE gave this much of a shit. Lay low out there, and stay safe fellow brothers in bags!

Was passing by today few cars a block a way and saw 4 cops walking that area where the busses pass but of course there was still a few employee trying to bring in costumer only this time they had their eye open and said massage massage a little lower.

**Lucky Reaper** · 03-09-19 05:30

On the way out from Chanel the first time before I hopped on the highway, I took a drive down 40th. Saw two UCLE cars and one interceptor parked in the middle of the road blocking the whole thing. Knew the area was getting hotter but didn't think LE gave this much of a shit. Lay low out there, and stay safe fellow brothers in bags!

**Lucky Reaper** · 03-09-19 05:26

A few months back I posted about Chanel Spa on Prince and how my experienced there were usually pretty good. Decided to pop in for a quick pop tonight and let me tell you, the quality of the workers has gone down. I saw a few week ago someone posted about their experience there which spurred me to go back. Process was essentially the same except for the fact that after I called and got no response it took about half an hour for my response text. Long enough that I had watched a few other mongers go in and a pair of two come out shortly after. That should've been my first red flag and I ended up getting fed up and decided to head into Manhattan and delve into some of that hidden gold. Halfway down the 495 I get the texts and now I'm torn, pay the toll and go into the city for what could be a bust or turn back and go to somewhere I've enjoyed in the past. I made the wrong choice. I get off the highway, shoot the "20 minutes" text, and get there even before that a few of the cars that pulled up the first time I was waiting around were there and I saw some dudes head into the basement spot a few buildings down. I should've done the same. Go up the stairs, ring the bell, dude lets me in, tells me to rake a seat. Literally 3 seconds later he comes back with this little spinner type with a sick body (for an asian) on her covered with a skimpy little pink dress. Never got her name but if any fellow mongers check out the soot she has a very identifiable mole between her eyebrows. She leads me to the room, tells me the whole shpiel, leaves without any cheddar. Comes back a couple seconds later and she's like "everything?" I nod and she tells me 1. 6. Normal. They advertise. 4/ hr and then 1. 2 for the toppings, simple as that. Except I might've missed the part where we agreed on a half hour or even 25 minutes. I get undressed, throw on the robe, she knocks and comes back in and says "Oh! Want shower?" Again free TS is advertised so naturally I'd like one but whatever. Ts wasn't too bad, might've been the second best part of the night after the body on her. We get back to the room, I derobe and she lays me on the single most uncomfortable table I have ever been on. Hard as steel. Then the massage. Oh man the massage. She basically gave me a brisk rub down, massages the gooch a little, pushes my body meat around and then she flips me over. Not even 3 minutes. Then the front massage less than thirty seconds, she plays with Jr a little bit and then goes and takes off the dress to reveal the cutest B (cups I've seen and a little trimmed Bush, then grabs the alcohol and cover. I'm kinda used to this place offering BBBJ so this was new to me again. She then leans over gives me the most unenthusiastic limp toppy ever. I mean it was a miracle I even managed a half chub. Not dven a minute later, she grabs my arm and switches positions and says "okay go ahead". We go to defeat the huns and I can't lie she felt pretty good. She spread pretty wide and I could still feel some grip through ole jimbo. We go CH for 2 minutes before she slides me out and switches to Doggy. Definitely feels better from this angle and her ass was sitting pretty and taking the backshots pretty well (again for an asian). But at this point I'm feeling pretty rushed and a little angry so naturally I took that out on her kitty. She didn't seem too into it until I beat it into submission at which point she came on me and started to actually throw it back. I can say I enjoyed this part a little too much for the situation and ended up busting in the bag. Cleans me up, waves her and in an NFL Ref No Good motion, gets dressed and walks out. I'm sitting there for about 5 minutes before she comes back, says okay we get you dressed, she hands me my glasses and then walks out again. I dress myself and that was the last time I saw her for another solid 5 minutes. She comes back and leads me to the door and that's that.

I feel like I'm going to build up a reputation for these long ass reviews and if that's a problem lmk now before it gets out of hand, but for the TLDR crowd, I paid for an hour, got a super unenthusiastic experience until the last 4 minutes of my apparent half hour. Not shre if I'll return anymore, like I mentioned previously its the closest spot to my job but that doesn't say much when theres a million and one HE dens in the neighborhood. Not sure if I got a new girl on a bad night, which I'm sure it was but I myself am going to avoid this spot for a little while and hope things are better if I do go back in the future.

**DirtyMoney** · 03-08-19 04:28

Originally Posted by JHoward718 [View Original Post]

Been wanting to try a massage spot for a while but I'm into big booties or at least a nice size one and most these asian girls don't have it like that, she sounds like a go I'm interestesld message me info bro.

Where's this at bro I want some bbj.

**Bkboy12** · 03-07-19 14:04

Decided to take a chance at this one since someone reveiwed it. Get there, mechanic shops have covers for the cold so they don't see you walk in. Head upstairs and its a nice establishment. Greeted by one girl goes by Lala, skinny, 5 ft 3 black dress cute face and looked about early 30's. Takes me to the door quotes me. 4/. 6. Asked her if anyone esle working and gives me the regular answer, "other one busy". She says come on I'm good I promise. LOL decided to take the bait since it took me some time to get there. Wanted the massage and the flip would be the bonus LOL. Tells me to take off clothes and lay down. Wait for her to return, same time around person was ringing the bell. I guess she told that person they're busy. Her massage was regular. Allowed roaming but will move away after a couple of seconds. Went underneath her dress to grab her ass but its flat LOL tried to rub her but was in an awkward position. She teases the boys and tells me to flip affer like 2 minutes. She runs her fingertips on my dick and she's just staring at it like a kid with a lollipop LOL. She said ok. 60 for HJ and clothes off and 1. 0 for everything. Decided to go for the HJ because she her body wasn't appealing to me and could find someone better. Told her I only got. 50 she sighs and said ok give me. She pulls top of her dress down to reveal small tits with eraser nipples. I tell her to take off her dress completely and she does. She gets on top of me and rubs her tits all over my upper body to get me fully hard. She oils me up and starts a mechanic HJ. After 5 minutes I bust and she says wow a lot LOL. Cleans me up, change and she ask if I want water but I decline. Overall, She had a decent face, eraser nipples looked good LOL after a couple of days my balls were irritated and had a bad itch. Whatever oil she used fucked me up LOL Will not repeat for that reason. LIC lacks good quality hope to find something good in this area.

**Mark Monger** · 03-05-19 11:27

Saw had a fight with wife on Friday night. So I said I needed a drink. So went to look for a bar called SWs on Farington. Apparently, it was closed and no one was there. Figured because of the snow. So drove not to far to 40th Rd. Tons of action there. I don't even walk halfway down the block and one says ma-sahg-ee! She quotes me 60 and I'm off to her spot. Right away I notice a bright orange sticker. Apparently the boys shut down one apartment there 2/19. I'm like nice! Great Mark, going to have to call wife from booking after your place is next in their list. LOL but I calm down and know that pics are lazy and won't go anywhere in any snow.

Anyway, I am in sweats and am commando so I take my pants down and my boy is Midway in salute. I give her the money. A $50 and a $10. She tells me my 50 is fake!

Huh? You serious?!

Listen just because it's ripped doesn't mean it's fake. She says no and kicks me out. I'm like what the $&.

I go ok. Let me get a new girl, but as I'm trying to QB me a new one, this girl is talking to them in Chinese. So I leave. I run to the bank and get "new" money. Go back, (I really should have just went home. It was snowing bad but now I was upset 2 x. Wife with her bullshit, and now this 40th Rd hoe. So I go back ready to beat me some Asian pu $$ I even pop a blueV-itamin. So now I go back and see this bad ass girl there. Young. Must have been 22. Glasses and the whole nine. But like the Russian meddling, them girls told her I'm tainted. So I take out my money so they can see the 20's. Well another Asian girl comes and says ok real. And tells the other ones. So I go with her. She wasn't hot at all but now I needed to explode. So she takes her clothes off and get a rubber for a CBJ. But my man is so up from the vitamin I am almost begging for a CBJ. She tells me she has a tooth issue send can't. (bad to worse).

So after a crappy CBJ I'm trying to pop in the bag and just navigate home in the snow.

After 2 minutes of Mish and 2 of doggy she was like OMG you're too big. You hurt me. I jerk you off.

I'm like what the f at #.

For a min I thought I was in Doll House! (joke drum: Bah Dom tss!

Anyway, I just said screw it. Left. Drove for 30 minutes home. Woke up wife, and beat her with what was left if my vitamin.

Long story short fellas, these broads there talk to each other. But also have no idea what a weathered 50 American bill looks like.

On a side note, coming down I saw what looked like a 18 year old Philippina there. Not anything more than just young. So if you guys like that, go look for her.

As for me, I'mma calm down with 40th and try my CDPs again. That spot is getting too weird.

**Serboc** · 03-04-19 16:13

Originally Posted by Hebrew2016 [View Original Post]

In Corona?

Yes In Corona.

**Serboc** · 03-04-19 15:47

Originally Posted by Dasein101 [View Original Post]

I was curious about this spot. They have a facebook page all in spanish. I don't speak much Spanish, so I don't know if I'd be welcome there.

I am curious as well.

**Dasein101** · 03-03-19 17:13

Originally Posted by DWolf1 [View Original Post]

https://m.locanto.us/by/johanewyork/.../?tab=postings

I was curious about this spot. They have a facebook page all in spanish. I don't speak much Spanish, so I don't know if I'd be welcome there.

**JHoward718** · 03-03-19 16:33

Whats up fellow mongers, been doing the SW and escort scene for a while but I'm new in Queens and noticing alot of fine ass asian chicks since I got here LOL, the thing is I want to try this massage thing but I'm into thick or bbw women, slim thick is passable on my plate but thick asians are rare, anybody know a massage spot with a slim thick or big thick asian, I can't do the skinny boney shit its a turn off I got to see some a little curves here and there to get aroused.

**JHoward718** · 03-03-19 16:30

Originally Posted by MongoMonkey [View Original Post]

This is a 24 hour AMP. Not hard to find and the street is not busy at night. Good location. I love coming here when I'm in town to see Lilly. She has the best personality! All giggles and very perky. She has an amazing body. I came here at 2 am and was not disappointed. Lilly was busy so I waited. She greeted me with a big hug and kiss. Lots of laughing. When to the very back room and got to work. I told her I wanted to start by giving her a massage. I loved it because she her body is amazing! Very petite and tight with a nice round ass. I love rubbing my hands on her ass. After a few minutes she started playing with the rod. Got me super hard. She pushed herself up and started giving a nice BBBJ. The she put on the cover. I got on the table and straddled her legs as she was still face down. I slipped inside and she started milking me with her hip movements. Sitting on top and watching the ass movements was almost too much. Didn't want to finish too quickly so I flipped her over and went into MISH. I rammed home while playing with her nice C tits. Then after a while put one arm behind her back and held her should tight and the other hand gripping her ass. Now I had her tight and grinded until I exploded. I really enjoy seeing her and will stop in for a visit whenever I'm in town.

Been wanting to try a massage spot for a while but I'm into big booties or at least a nice size one and most these asian girls don't have it like that, she sounds like a go I'm interestesld message me info bro.

**HotRodFord** · 03-03-19 15:08

Sup All;.

I was in town for this weekend and stopped by 40th Road Friday and Saturday nights.

Some nice girls out there and I ended up with Anna. Around 30 ish, slim and sexy with long hair. She is the second storefront in from the park side of the street.

Anyway, what I really wanted to point out to you all is the area. I noticed a lot of new camera's up and people looking at you more. I go there late so most of the shops are closed and parking is easier but still have an uneasy feeling when walking through.

Take caution if visiting this area.

Might stop going here until things cool off for awhile.