USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**MaverickUsa** · 03-02-19 09:48

Originally Posted by GHElite [View Original Post]

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After seeing Sunnyday post on the old BP a few yrs ago and on the sister site now, I recently decided on a whim to take her for a test ride.

As you can see from her pics, she is an cute girl with a spinner / athletic type body and beautiful long brunette hair. Setup was fairly simple with a few texts and a phone call enroute. She had mentioned having her own place but was in the process of moving, so we decided instead on a Eastside Notel.

After arriving and a little small talk to get acquainted while we were getting comfortable, the activities started with a decent enough and wet BBBJ, which would have been much better had she stayed with it a little longer. Her having a cover already opened up and laying on my leg did little to enhance the mood during this experience. After staying on Jr just long enough to get him to attention, on went the cover.

After covering she suggested we try the Lazy dog, which was just ok but not great for me. Switched to MISH for a little while and then to K9 for the finish.

From there we took a little pause for the cause and then restarted with another BBBJ to get Jr awakened again. Again she went quickly back on with another cover for more Mish, CG, and K9, but I wasn't feeling it. Tried pulling the cover and letting her finish me with a BBBJ and HJ but it just wasn't happening. She did give an effort until my time was up so I'll give her props for that.

On a scale of 1-10 I would give her a 7 for appearance, a 6 for attitude and a 5 for performance. She just didn't seem very passionate to me. More like just going through the motions.

Damage for the visit was 1. 4/ hr plus room. Probably won't get a repeat from me because we didn't seem click but some of you guys might like her.

GH.

Your account is spot on. Although I would giver a bit higher number for performance. Maybe a 6. But I will say she is NOT a clock watcher and she was very personable. Eyes were a very beautiful blue. Oh, the reason for having the cover handy is because she doesn't want to interrupt the session to go digging for it.

**JackBlack620** · 03-01-19 18:18

Texted Henna this morning. Could not have been an easier set up. She actually called me after I texted her. We set a time at. 12:30, then 1 then 2 then 2:30. Its 4 o'clock now and I am back sitting at my office. Just terrible to do that to a person. Just a lie. Your ass knows you don't have a ride. Just tell me "Hey I am having to wait to get a ride so I can't do 12:30. I'll text you as as soon as they get here and I'll keep you updated. " No problem EVERYBODY has shit that comes up. No doubt my sorry ass will try her again.

All was not lost. I had sent out about 100 feelers and had like 5 respond. Ecchoo responded so we set up a time. I got hhr. She tried CBJ and I was able to convince her to do BBBJ and unfortunately about half my load spilled into it. Maybe an accident maybe not. She said no harm no foul as she knew I did that on purpose trying to receive a miracle. She had just rolled out of bed. This took place at her home. Place was dirtier than my house, but I have seen much much worse. No smoke smell at all. She told me she didn't smoke and then while I'm in bathroom freshening up she asked if she could smoke. "Hell naw I stated. You just texted me and said you didn't smoke. " She replies with I don't smoke cigarettes just pot. I can't have pot on me either.

Very Very easy to talk to. Very orally talented. She had no doubt woke up 1 minute before I arrived. Make up everywhere on her face from the night before. No sheets on mattress or pillows. She has a great body. No signs of drug use. Was not high on anything. I swear if there was an actual legit manager in this business these girls would make way better. I mean get a tan, wear make up, put an appropriate amount of perfume, fix your hair nice and keep your house clean.

I would repeat with her for sure. Sadly she is moving to Nashville tomorrow. I saw the packed suitcases.

None the less, we all go back don't we if the service is good. No cares given to all of the other bad traits.

**Iceman61** · 03-01-19 17:41

After two times in two weeks of going down my list and striking out, I decided to try again today. About a month ago I contacted Little Barbie and felt like she left me hanging so I moved her to the bottom. Three strikes and they are off my list. Long story short, I contacted her last night and nothing, again today and she messaged me back. I had limited time and she was only 3 blocks away. Two messages and I had a place. One more and a room number. This girl warms up very quickly and is a real sweetheart. She answered the door in panties and a sports bra that immediately came off. Straight to LFK which she initiated. We tried BBBJ, DIY, FIV, mish, CG, RCG, and a few other letters in the alphabet. I really like listening to her moan. I left spent, dehydrated and needing a timeout.

She was well worth the wait. Guys, if you haven't seen her, go see her. She says that she is getting ready to head to TX.

**Guy Hamilton** · 02-27-19 17:15

Originally Posted by LoganBlack [View Original Post]

I've noticed that Aliie Green's Ads have disappeared from the site. Is she still around? UTR?

Check eccie. She posted there last week.

GH.

**Guy Hamilton** · 02-27-19 17:07

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...728&cityid=423

After seeing Sunnyday post on the old BP a few yrs ago and on the sister site now, I recently decided on a whim to take her for a test ride.

As you can see from her pics, she is an cute girl with a spinner / athletic type body and beautiful long brunette hair. Setup was fairly simple with a few texts and a phone call enroute. She had mentioned having her own place but was in the process of moving, so we decided instead on a Eastside Notel.

After arriving and a little small talk to get acquainted while we were getting comfortable, the activities started with a decent enough and wet BBBJ, which would have been much better had she stayed with it a little longer. Her having a cover already opened up and laying on my leg did little to enhance the mood during this experience. After staying on Jr just long enough to get him to attention, on went the cover.

After covering she suggested we try the Lazy dog, which was just ok but not great for me. Switched to MISH for a little while and then to K9 for the finish.

From there we took a little pause for the cause and then restarted with another BBBJ to get Jr awakened again. Again she went quickly back on with another cover for more Mish, CG, and K9, but I wasn't feeling it. Tried pulling the cover and letting her finish me with a BBBJ and HJ but it just wasn't happening. She did give an effort until my time was up so I'll give her props for that.

On a scale of 1-10 I would give her a 7 for appearance, a 6 for attitude and a 5 for performance. She just didn't seem very passionate to me. More like just going through the motions.

Damage for the visit was 1. 4/ hr plus room. Probably won't get a repeat from me because we didn't seem click but some of you guys might like her.

GH.

**JeffersonDavis** · 02-27-19 16:18

Originally Posted by Iceman61 [View Original Post]

Tried to set up a meet with her a couple of years ago but I got two messages back and she went dark on me. Nothing else to add. Here is the pic associated with that number then. Appears to be same girl to me.

Saw here last week.

Safe incall in midtown. Her actual apartment is a filthy dump. Trash bags stacked high in the corner. Bed cover was full of cig burns. It was a shitty poly blend so the holes were melted plastic that hurt to lay on. She had a dog that wouldn't shut up. She finally had to let it in the room and then he was all up in our biz. Almost left but she had my money already. Started with the worst BBBJ ever. I mean she tried but she was bad at it. Finally came and she cleaned me up with a rag (hopefully clean) and started with the massage while I tried to get ready for round 2. Which we had agreed upon. The dog had chilled out some at this point. Some. Not much.

I didn't want to bang for some reason. I think balecause I knew the dog would get worked into a frenzy. Tried for a handy and BBBJ for a bit and then gave up.

Very sweet and nice. Just a bad experience. Also she had badages on her arms from "spider bites". Could be true. He place is probably full of bugs.

**DirtySouth99** · 02-27-19 14:08

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**Memdal** · 02-27-19 10:18

Originally Posted by Iceman61 [View Original Post]

Tried to set up a meet with her a couple of years ago but I got two messages back and she went dark on me. Nothing else to add. Here is the pic associated with that number then. Appears to be same girl to me.

I had the exact same experience a year ago. She had posted off and on for quite some time.

**Iceman61** · 02-26-19 23:09

Originally Posted by NoodlesC [View Original Post]

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...728&cityid=423

Any insight on this one? Can't find any reviews. Thanks!

Tried to set up a meet with her a couple of years ago but I got two messages back and she went dark on me. Nothing else to add. Here is the pic associated with that number then. Appears to be same girl to me.

**MemphisMade901** · 02-26-19 09:37

After some missed communication & unexpected delays, I finally was able to dream about the well reviewed Barbie. Nothing new to add to what has already been said. She did say she is no longer using the house some had mentioned, so she's back downtown. I will say this much. She was an absolute sweetheart & I will definitely repeat. Her boyfriend was in the lot but was no trouble whatsoever.

**Memphis Made** · 02-25-19 08:30

Originally Posted by JackBlack620 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.memphis....post/29224659/

Sorry if link doesn't work. I don't know how to work this stuff.

Hate do do this. I got to spend about 10 minutes with Hazel. Booked 60. Got to be worst fraud in America. Hazel looks 0 like her pics. Asked for non smoking room. Get there and smoke was stronger than Missy's room. Got a front tooth missing. About 40 lbs bigger than pics. Major baby damage. Abut the worst motel you could be at for me anyway. People and kids just hanging outside everywhere. O towels. 0. You could not flush toilet, so I had to pee on top of her pee. Totally disgusting. Had to clean up the best I could with one of her t shirts that was dirty.

Now her room was clean. She communicates well. 2 call system. Appointment setting about as good as it gets. Orally talented for sure.

I realize that one man's trash is another man's treasure, but come on. She even texted me a pic on the way there that had to have been done by a Hollywood digital person, or whatever its called. I fear sometimes members don't post there true experience, probably because they don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I really didn't want to do this, but for guys that can't have smoke smell on them, don't click with bigger girls, can't get over missing front tooth-I just have to make you aware of what this really is-very misleading.

I do not want to offend anyone who has ever reviewed her. Iv'e seen many positive reviews on her from other boards elsewhere. Again positive reviews posted probably accurate representation of what that member thinks. A lot of members have helped me over the year or couple of years behind the scenes. I met quite a few of you at the last M&G, thanks EvilerDuckman. Anyway 70 qv and 100 hhr.

This is yet another example of the many benefits and what the forum is used for and thank you for sharing your honest experience. Definitely important information and said in a very respectful way.

**NoodlesC** · 02-24-19 21:04

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...728&cityid=423

Any insight on this one? Can't find any reviews. Thanks!

**Glockman** · 02-24-19 09:41

Originally Posted by Bugs45 [View Original Post]

Did you do the Mona Lisa as well. Leonardo de Glock? Any black & whites for that session?

No. But I've seen it several times. It's much smaller than most people expect. I do like her smile but it's not very sexy. I much prefer Manet’s Olympia.

**Bugs45** · 02-23-19 23:50

Originally Posted by Glockman [View Original Post]

Thanks for the kind words. A big toothy grin is fine for selling toothpaste, but not necessarily for sexy shots. Some girls can pull it off, but a lot look better with just a simple mysterious look on their face. That's what I usually try to get. Sometimes I nail it, sometimes not.

Did you do the Mona Lisa as well. Leonardo de Glock? Any black & whites for that session?