Massage Parlor Reports

**Crutch** · 03-03-19 09:39

Originally Posted by Jamesj [View Original Post]

I saw this hog (sorry to insult real swine) at her hotel in Chandler (near I 10).

She is fucking huge and NASTY! Wrote a report at the time on this thread.

Put my hand (fingers) in the kitty, while she was doing BBBJ. Got a whiff of the nasty stench and dam near lost it! Got the fuck out of there after I popped.

On the way home, thought about amputating my hand, as the stink was so bad.

Could not get the disgusting fucking smell off with anything. Finally sprayed my hand down with Glade air freshener!

Avoid like the fucking plague!

JamesJ.

Damn! It must have been really bad, but I can't stop laughing.

**Desert Rat** · 03-03-19 02:10

https://nypost.com/2019/03/02/im-a-t...o-sex-parlors/

A New Yorker, no not Trump, describes his AMP fetish.

**Butlik369** · 03-01-19 16:51

Originally Posted by AzskyDiver [View Original Post]

She was old and fat 15 years ago. One of the handful of times I turned around at the front door.

That Georgia Peach rotted on the vine. She's been around for years.

**CityDweller** · 03-01-19 15:30

This place was listed in Rub Maps without any review so figured I would TOFTT and try since I was close by. It's in the Centennial Markeplace off Frank Lloyd Wright and 100th St in the same plaza as Federico's Mexican Food. Massage was actually VERY good, but sadly no extras to be had. I offered enough cash for a tip to be hard for anyone to pass up and she said "never". Well, OK then.

**TheSunDevil** · 03-01-19 13:25

Originally Posted by Jamesj [View Original Post]

On the way home, thought about amputating my hand, as the stink was so bad.

Yikes. This belongs on a pussy credit report / PussyFax™️.

**Desert Rat** · 03-01-19 12:49

Originally Posted by Jamesj [View Original Post]

On the way home, thought about amputating my hand, as the stink was so bad.

Could not get the disgusting fucking smell off with anything. Finally sprayed my hand down with Glade air freshener!

JamesJ.

Damn you made my day. I was laughing so hard I spit out my mimosa all of over my laptop. Thank you, sir. That is some funny shit.

**KChing** · 02-27-19 17:37

Originally Posted by Jamesj [View Original Post]

I saw this hog (sorry to insult real swine) at her hotel in Chandler (near I 10).

She is fucking huge and NASTY! Wrote a report at the time on this thread.

Put my hand (fingers) in the kitty, while she was doing BBBJ. Got a whiff of the nasty stench and dam near lost it! Got the fuck out of there after I popped.

On the way home, thought about amputating my hand, as the stink was so bad.

Could not get the disgusting fucking smell off with anything. Finally sprayed my hand down with Glade air freshener!

JamesJ.

Avoid like the fucking plague!

Try tomato juice. It works on skunk spray.

**Find Me Not 12** · 02-26-19 23:38

Anyone been to Avalon? I've been thinking about trying it out.

**Find Me Not 12** · 02-26-19 23:18

Anyone had any good sessions at Avalon on 43rd Ave and Northern? Been thinking about trying it out.

**Jamesj** · 02-26-19 01:03

Originally Posted by DesertRat [View Original Post]

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...0-0c35fdbea2f4

I had the misfortune of seeing this lady years ago. The video on her ad is nine years old! She is huge and her whole room smells like cat piss. Save yourself some time and run away!

I saw this hog (sorry to insult real swine) at her hotel in Chandler (near I 10).

She is fucking huge and NASTY! Wrote a report at the time on this thread.

Put my hand (fingers) in the kitty, while she was doing BBBJ. Got a whiff of the nasty stench and dam near lost it! Got the fuck out of there after I popped.

On the way home, thought about amputating my hand, as the stink was so bad.

Could not get the disgusting fucking smell off with anything. Finally sprayed my hand down with Glade air freshener!

Avoid like the fucking plague!

JamesJ.

**Workie** · 02-25-19 23:35

Anyone ever visit with the gal that posts on skip the games as Bliss body rub in the Scottsdale area?

**AzskyDiver** · 02-25-19 21:52

Originally Posted by DesertRat [View Original Post]

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...0-0c35fdbea2f4

I had the misfortune of seeing this lady years ago. The video on her ad is nine years old! She is huge and her whole room smells like cat piss. Save yourself some time and run away!

She was old and fat 15 years ago. One of the handful of times I turned around at the front door.

**Desert Rat** · 02-25-19 16:35

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...0-0c35fdbea2f4

I had the misfortune of seeing this lady years ago. The video on her ad is nine years old! She is huge and her whole room smells like cat piss. Save yourself some time and run away!

**CuriousGuyMke** · 02-24-19 17:19

Hello, Mongers. One of my spring traditions each year was a trip to Good Day Spa on 43rd but it doesn't appear to be showing up anymore. Gone? New name / owners / etc? Would like to swing back by before heading out of town next week.

**WhoMe111** · 02-23-19 08:59

I have watched their posts for some time and the pictures were interesting so I decided to stop in yesterday. When I walked in I was greeted by an older (probably 50's) woman who was dressed like a professional masseuse. She said she was the only one available and ask who I was looking for. I replied I liked the girls shown on the web site and she said they are not real. For the first time I was smart enough to walk out.

http://www.getamassageaz.com/photos