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02-26-19 11:22 #1362
Posts: 156The difference between him and us.
Originally Posted by AmpForever [View Original Post]
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02-26-19 09:23 #1361
Posts: 179Robert Kraft Pulled Pork Sandwick
Just saw a story on a Syracuse sandwich shop which offered a "Robert Kraft' aka the Jerked and Pulled Chicken Sandwich" for which they have received some social media blowback. I mean, come on, even as a Pats fan I think that is funny. Give the poor Buffalo Bills fans their shadenfreude, we'll take our rings.
Also, news reports say he showed up in a chauffeur driven Bentley. If mamasan was looking out the window, she probably would have handled that customer herself!
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02-24-19 08:38 #1360
Posts: 217Ping's
Originally Posted by HardFucker [View Original Post]
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02-23-19 18:36 #1359
Posts: 58Originally Posted by HardFucker [View Original Post]
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02-23-19 18:36 #1358
Posts: 58Yes, almost weekly
Originally Posted by FLMeds420 [View Original Post]
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02-23-19 05:59 #1357
Posts: 217So. ANYWAY
Have any of you mongers had any recent sucess at any of the local AMP's in 2019 ? Has anyone been to Ping's recently?
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02-22-19 17:41 #1356
Posts: 179Chinese (CAMP) vs Korean (KAMP)
In response to the news report that Robert Kraft (Patriots owner) was caught up in a sting in Jupiter, I posted the following in the West Palm Beach forum, but decide to share it with my usual Flodia Forum (where I am still only part time):
I have long stopped frequenting CAMPs. Although there are often a little cheaper ($60 vs $80 house fee), the girls are usually younger (but not underaged) and prettier, and they often have real massage skills -- not to mention that the menus are usually broader. I started getting a bad vibe a long time ago that these ladies, who seemed to be frequently rotated in from NY, were not there completely of their own volition (not at the point of a gun, but working off an unconscionable debt to the organization that got them into the country.) I didn't want any part of it.
At KAMPs, the ladies are older (sometimes a lot older), less attractive (but, hey, asians at any age are still my cup of tea), their house fee is more (usually $80) and the menu far less extensive. But I have never in my decades of being engaged in this hobby ever gotten a bad vive in a KAMP. They always seem to be there of their own free will. Their skills vary (widely) as does their menu. That's what this board is here to assist us with. With the KAMPs you can often strike up a longer term relationship (because they are not frequently rotated). I once had a very close relationship with a mamasan (as in out for dinner and overnight stays at her condo) and got some real insight into the KAMP system (at least in my home area).
I have never tried any Latina place (they are hard to find as they they seem to stay out of sight), but would be reluctant to knowing what these girls have probably gone through (and are going through) to be here. Doubt there is a lot of free choice on their part.
Rely on your own spidey radar when you frequent a place and don't let your little head decide if it's the kind of place you want to do business with.
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02-21-19 20:27 #1355
Posts: 5249You Crystal River
Is there a massage parlors in Crystal River that has HE.
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02-19-19 12:46 #1354
Posts: 156Wellness, Yoko and Memory Lane
Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]
Her massage sessions were delightful. Playful shower, decent massage and just the right amount of teasing to flame you up. For the finish she would sit on your chest and bend forward. Her hand action and the noises made you think it was a BJ. She would loosen her shorts and present you with a pretty sight that you could pull into your face if you wanted (I wanted! Whoa, Nellie!
Once they got more popular she stopped doing sessions herself and is just the MMS. But, it is obvious she tells the ladies how she used to do it because every now and them some elements of her style show up with another gal.
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02-19-19 08:33 #1353
Posts: 628Try Kim down at the place next to Race Track.
Brother, I hear ya on AMPs, but I will tell you that once you find a "good" masseuse, the HE is simply the cherry (no pun intended) on top. Kim is pretty good as far as the whole package (including appearance. Pretty {especially with her war paint on} petite spinner, shoulder-length chestnut brown hair) and decent on the flip, but I have found much better in Gotham, Daytona and even Deland if you can believe that one. Eustis and Leesburg are not much better than what I call acceptable only as a result of (as you have stated) convenience. At least there are several options from Eustis to The Villages now when there is need, want and desire on our part.
As for "Wellness" I have to thank these other brothers for shedding some light on what I had come to find as barren ground when it comes to Ocala. I tried one place a couple years ago up on the far eastern (there I go with the puns again LOL!) side of Ocala, past downtown on SR-40 as I was headed towards 441. For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the place, but it did state it was Asian Massage on the sign. I was greeted by an attractive, younger looking masseuse who seemed all business which should have been my first signal, but I was sore, Jr. Was angry and the Lost in Space robot voice in the back of my head was not loud enough to convince me to seek higher ground, so I paid my entry-fee (I think it was 70 mario coins) and rolled the dice. She took me to the room, I assumed the position, she went to work and Well, on the flip, it came up snake eyes. Since then, I haven't given Ocala much thought, so a big thank you to the reviewers of "Wellness" for giving me hope next time I am going through Ocala.
Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]
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02-19-19 08:01 #1352
Posts: 2249Wellness
Originally Posted by Hunter005 [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 15:12 #1351
Posts: 1099Thanks brother
Originally Posted by SpecialOne8 [View Original Post]
Jesse.
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02-18-19 09:30 #1350
Posts: 628Not much to rave about
Been to this place once since it opened several months ago (up on Bay Street USA 19 Eustis near the notels) When first scoping the place out, I noted the parking lot was dark, but quite private in the rear of the building eventhough they did have parking up front. I chose the rear entrance. Place is well-lit and clean, gal working (I have since forgotten her name) was THICK and very enthusiastic about taking care of all my sore muscles and knots. LOL. Not a looker at all, but it was LATE (after 10 pm) and I was desperate, so I took her up on her offer. Once I was was stripped, she escorted me to the TSR. Pretty good job there, then onto the main event. Massage was okay (7 on a scale of 10) and on the flip, she became demanding about a tip. I stuck to my guns and she went to work on the HE. Mechanical, not worth the marios, but ultimately, Jr. Threw up and that was that. Would I go back? Not unless there were no other options of which there are, in fact right down the street next to the RACETRACK station in a little strip center.
Originally Posted by FranklyScarlet [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 09:01 #1349
Posts: 118Wellness
Had a dream that I took a short ride and ended up at Wellness. Walked in and was greeted by a decent looking lady, taken to room, paid the fee. Asked her if I had seen her before and she was adamant that I had not. I think I had. Asked her name, sounded like she said "Chase. " Asked her again on the way out and she had a hard time pronouncing it. Jade.
Anyway, off to the shower, thorough but uneventful. Back in the room, massage was just OK. On the flip she went right for Jr, and did a fair job of HE. Asked her to lift the shirt, she wouldn't, but suggested I go UTC. Tried to pull up the shirt to expose her 38's, she was concerned about someone walking in. "other customer here. " yeah, like that would happen. I heard her lock the door when I flipped, so. Sure.
They were nice, but didn't get a full view.
On the way out Yoko made sure to say hello and gave a big hug. She's so full of energy that if she gave massages she would be interesting, but too skinny for my tastes.
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02-17-19 14:30 #1348
Posts: 156Thanks for the report.
Originally Posted by Boot64 [View Original Post]