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02-18-19 17:57 #14428
Posts: 136April at Smilers
Ended up visiting April at Smilers. TS was ok. Massage was below average. Ending was good. The problem is I was shorted 30 min out of the hour I paid for. I've been going to NMS / Smilers for almost 10 years and this is the first time I was shorted time.
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02-18-19 15:37 #14427
Posts: 156Smilers
Originally Posted by GottaGo [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 13:45 #14426
Posts: 766Originally Posted by Worgent6 [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 13:44 #14425
Posts: 136Smilers
I haven't been to Smilers in some time. Last time I went, it was with Connie. I just called and she's on vacation.
I've read a few recent reviews of Smilers and they have all been bad. Does anyone have any suggestions of providers there that they've had good luck with?
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02-18-19 13:30 #14424
Posts: 1927Originally Posted by Raven1950 [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 00:18 #14423
Posts: 84Don't worry about it
Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
And don't grab and grope her, caress her and be gentle. Be nice to her. Don't overpay but don't be cheap.
Or are you trying to say you're too fat to bang her? That might be tough, it's a table, not a bed. You may have to settle for a BJ or HJ.
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02-17-19 17:38 #14422
Posts: 60Harmony
Visited the place after reading good review and service provided. I drew toto, was not offered a line up but was happy. Opted for table shower and everything offered (donation was. 7 to house and $. 4). Toto was very friendly and gave good attention to boys during tease. After that did CBJ for about 5-10 min and then to main action. Left happy.
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02-17-19 15:06 #14421
Posts: 376I'm a fat bastard.
Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
P.S. I do Not like Mass AMPs only happy endings and I like everything.
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02-17-19 09:26 #14420
Posts: 2053Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
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02-17-19 09:02 #14419
Posts: 69Does anybody know if Harmony has big girls (young, with big boobs)? I am not a fan of spinners. Thanks!
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02-16-19 22:01 #14418
Posts: 50Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
I have never heard of anybody having a bad time based off their looks. I'm no Don Juan, very average but some of the dudes I've seen on the way in and out of these places. Trust me, your looks don't matter. Just go and have a great time. Even if you get the rush job, you'll still enjoy every second.
Side note I hear Mika is back at her place, any news on Sophia? I would really really really love to see her again, she's my ATF mamasan LOL.
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02-15-19 09:40 #14417
Posts: 100Re: Chances at Harmony
I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm pretty sure literally none of the guys who go here are fitness models. If you're clean and not creepy or a prick, you'll be fine.
Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
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02-14-19 21:39 #14416
Posts: 35Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
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02-14-19 21:19 #14415
Posts: 71Don't worry about it
I'm a fat dude, went to Harmony about a year ago, saw a 90 lbs Kgirl with nice fake tits and had the full experience for the standard donation. It's not really close to me, otherwise I'd go there more often, but generally if you're clean and you've got the green, these girls are up for it.
Originally Posted by TrustyPatches [View Original Post]
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02-14-19 16:54 #14414
Posts: 136Harmony
Last week hit it early morning. Channel was the assigned service provider. Pretty nice body, face was cute, not a spinner by any means. Rushed table shower, few minutes in the hot box then back to the room. Rub sucked. She sounded like she was in pain the entire time she was pushing on my back. Asked what I wanted and told her HJ only as she just did not do it for me. Standard fees and out the door in 40 minutes. I would not repeat with her.