Massage Parlor Reports

[StuffEveryone]

Hey dudes, newbie here, does anybody know any spots in Woodland Hills? Obviously looking but I don't want to have to drive a pilgrimage to get a decent massage haha.

[Monger Dude]

The one next to the Thai rest is pretty nice (I see Patti. She's in her late 20's maybe, thai and pretty nice. As usual, you get extras (no FS) as you keep visiting).

Patty is 50+. Perhaps you're thinking of someone else?

[GreenOptics]

Hello everyone,

Been a lurker here for a bit and wanted to say hello and share my experiences.

Recent:

- Noho on SW next to a Thai restaurant. Walked in, there is a counter with a separate door leading into the rooms. Good start. Niki greets me, she is mid thirties Asian. Cute face, but overweight. I opt for the 4 for hr and she leads me into a room. I get comfortable and she walks back in, asks me if I've been before, and I of course say yes. Starts working on my backside. She gives a fantastic massage. Like really good, not the light hands running over your back that many places give as a pretense. I was really surprised. She gets to my butt area, and I lifted my hips up slightly. She knew exactly what to do. Got a great tease for about 5 min or so. She asks me if I want to flip over. Works on my neck for a bit while I'm standing at full attention from the tease. She walks over by my side and more teasing. I didn't roam as she didn't have a great body but didn't need to. She had me going with her hands. Next comes the oil and a slow and thoughtful he. I don't think FS is on the menu. Tip 5 because the massage was great and I loved the tease. Will definitely check out Niki again.

I think I went to the wrong spot. So I found a place on sherman way, cross street coldwater in the plaza with a jack in the box as it has many thai restaurants. Was pacing by figured I'd give it a try. As I walked in I saw a ummm, ladyboy walk back in through door that leads into the other rooms. I asked the girl at the reception if she had any big girls available, she said yes, who are you looking for, I said niki. Paused for a sec and bit confused and said we have ladyboy, 2 lady boy, big. I said no, I'm looking for a big girl a girl girl. She said, niki not work today, nicki is lady boy. I said ok thank and walked out. I'm thinking some how I confused her as to what I was looking for, a bbw or a thick busty girl. So I'm thinking I went the wrong spot.

[Pasquelo]

The AMP at San Fernando Mission and Woodley is gone. A real shame, as it was a reliable HJ shack, and occasionally a cute girl. Alice used to wear a red teddy, and was really into the service. I'd heard more was available, but only got the tug from her. Zsa Zsa was a little spinner, older, not the greatest personality, but slow and steady, quality service. There were a couple others over the years. Now, there is a For Lease sign in the window.

Such a shame.

N00000000000000! Was in town a couple years ago and had very good time.

[Kampfire]

The AMP at San Fernando Mission and Woodley is gone. A real shame, as it was a reliable HJ shack, and occasionally a cute girl. Alice used to wear a red teddy, and was really into the service. I'd heard more was available, but only got the tug from her. Zsa Zsa was a little spinner, older, not the greatest personality, but slow and steady, quality service. There were a couple others over the years. Now, there is a For Lease sign in the window.

Such a shame.

This saddens me, always liked that reliable shop, and Alice. Never a fatty or bad attitude in that house. Fack.

[HushGuide]

- Noho on SW next to a Thai restaurant. Walked in, there is a counter with a separate door leading into the rooms. Good start. Niki greets me, she is mid thirties Asian. Cute face, but overweight. I opt for the 4 for hr and she leads me into a room. I get comfortable and she walks back in, asks me if I've been before, and I of course say yes. Starts working on my backside. She gives a fantastic massage. Like really good, not the light hands running over your back that many places give as a pretense. I was really surprised. She gets to my butt area, and I lifted my hips up slightly. She knew exactly what to do. Got a great tease for about 5 min or so. She asks me if I want to flip over. Works on my neck for a bit while I'm standing at full attention from the tease. She walks over by my side and more teasing. I didn't roam as she didn't have a great body but didn't need to. She had me going with her hands. Next comes the oil and a slow and thoughtful he. I don't think FS is on the menu. Tip 5 because the massage was great and I loved the tease. Will definitely check out Niki again.


Not so recent:

- this place is closed now but it was on Canby in Reseda. Palm center or something like that. It was a house converted to AMP. Only two rooms. I used to go monthly to see Cece (common AMP name LOL). Older, in her forties, but cute face and GREAT body. Total, I probably saw her 15 times in two years that I went. There were couches in the rooms along with tables. She would help me get comfortable and sit me down on the couch for an amazing CBJ. Then she would let me undress her. After the sixth time seeing her she started letting me FIV. She was the best CFS I've ever had probably. She acted into it, never rushed, always left me smiling. Unfortunately seems as though LE closed this place down, and I have no idea where she is now. Will certainly miss Cece.

So thank you to all for the advice and info. Hope to be able to share more soon!

The one next to the Thai rest is pretty nice (I see Patti. She's in her late 20's maybe, thai and pretty nice. As usual, you get extras (no FS) as you keep visiting).

Canby / Reseda. I knocked on the door a lot of times, found myself a fool since I could see passerbys lookign at me strangely. Followed the number associated with the place in google maps and ended up at a Nice place in VN over pizza place. There I was offered a decent massage, followed by HE.

[Lurker Bear]

Hello everyone,

Been a lurker here for a bit and wanted to say hello and share my experiences.

Recent:

-You: place in Arleta that many have talked about here. Walk in and buzz at the counter. Young Asian woman greets me. Very cute and great body from what I can gather under her white coat. As many have advised, go for the hhr. She leads me to the room and leaves while I situate. She walks back in and says "hi baby". Takes off her white coat and her dress is amazing. Halter top and short. So short that I can see her pink panties when she bends over. Like they're not even trying to hide it. She sits on the table next to me and starts the light hands running down my back. I'm roaming all over her great legs. She asks me what I want and I roam further up her legs into her dress. She giggles, stands up and pulls down dress to reveal her amazing perky c cups. She lets me feel them up while she teases. I roam around to her back side to get a handful of her tight tush. She's giggling the whole time, the only annoying part LOL. After a couple minutes she declares that I'm ready. She hikes up her dress, lets me slip off those pink undies, grabs a Jimmy and off we go. She jumps on top and I have a blast. This place is great but has me worried they may get shut down because they seem to be so blatant. Left a benji for the tip. I didn't even catch her name because I was way too preoccupied. Felt a little rushed but overall great time.

She was the same way with me the first time. Kind of timid until the deed started. The next visit was much better cause she remembered me and knew what I wanted. Can't wait to make another visit.

[Mr Sixty]

The AMP at San Fernando Mission and Woodley is gone. A real shame, as it was a reliable HJ shack, and occasionally a cute girl. Alice used to wear a red teddy, and was really into the service. I'd heard more was available, but only got the tug from her. Zsa Zsa was a little spinner, older, not the greatest personality, but slow and steady, quality service. There were a couple others over the years. Now, there is a For Lease sign in the window.

Such a shame.

[B1488]

Um, too many windows open? Forgive me this report should have been posted here not the Escort thread.

Mia had me out of my BOX last week. Although not FS I was allowed to explore every nook of the magic kingdom by opting for her HE CBJ FastPass. Mmmm perfect dark gumdrop topped B's, tight soft tummy, tiny freshly shaved folds, tone little butt, soft talented feet. Thorough strong massage from that little package to boot. I eased down those steps effortlessly with my cup of water after that lovely workout. I'll be hitting up her beautiful smile again soon.

So where do I find mia oh mia.

[LookingForMyHE]

Hello everyone,

Been a lurker here for a bit and wanted to say hello and share my experiences.

Recent:

- Noho on SW next to a Thai restaurant. Walked in, there is a counter with a separate door leading into the rooms. Good start. Niki greets me, she is mid thirties Asian. Cute face, but overweight. I opt for the 4 for hr and she leads me into a room. I get comfortable and she walks back in, asks me if I've been before, and I of course say yes. Starts working on my backside. She gives a fantastic massage. Like really good, not the light hands running over your back that many places give as a pretense. I was really surprised. She gets to my butt area, and I lifted my hips up slightly. She knew exactly what to do. Got a great tease for about 5 min or so. She asks me if I want to flip over. Works on my neck for a bit while I'm standing at full attention from the tease. She walks over by my side and more teasing. I didn't roam as she didn't have a great body but didn't need to. She had me going with her hands. Next comes the oil and a slow and thoughtful he. I don't think FS is on the menu. Tip 5 because the massage was great and I loved the tease. Will definitely check out Niki again.

-You: place in Arleta that many have talked about here. Walk in and buzz at the counter. Young Asian woman greets me. Very cute and great body from what I can gather under her white coat. As many have advised, go for the hhr. She leads me to the room and leaves while I situate. She walks back in and says "hi baby". Takes off her white coat and her dress is amazing. Halter top and short. So short that I can see her pink panties when she bends over. Like they're not even trying to hide it. She sits on the table next to me and starts the light hands running down my back. I'm roaming all over her great legs. She asks me what I want and I roam further up her legs into her dress. She giggles, stands up and pulls down dress to reveal her amazing perky c cups. She lets me feel them up while she teases. I roam around to her back side to get a handful of her tight tush. She's giggling the whole time, the only annoying part LOL. After a couple minutes she declares that I'm ready. She hikes up her dress, lets me slip off those pink undies, grabs a Jimmy and off we go. She jumps on top and I have a blast. This place is great but has me worried they may get shut down because they seem to be so blatant. Left a benji for the tip. I didn't even catch her name because I was way too preoccupied. Felt a little rushed but overall great time.

Not so recent:

- this place is closed now but it was on Canby in Reseda. Palm center or something like that. It was a house converted to AMP. Only two rooms. I used to go monthly to see Cece (common AMP name LOL). Older, in her forties, but cute face and GREAT body. Total, I probably saw her 15 times in two years that I went. There were couches in the rooms along with tables. She would help me get comfortable and sit me down on the couch for an amazing CBJ. Then she would let me undress her. After the sixth time seeing her she started letting me FIV. She was the best CFS I've ever had probably. She acted into it, never rushed, always left me smiling. Unfortunately seems as though LE closed this place down, and I have no idea where she is now. Will certainly miss Cece.

So thank you to all for the advice and info. Hope to be able to share more soon!

[Monger Dude]

Um, too many windows open? Forgive me this report should have been posted here not the Escort thread.

Mia had me out of my BOX last week. Although not FS I was allowed to explore every nook of the magic kingdom by opting for her HE CBJ FastPass. Mmmm perfect dark gumdrop topped B's, tight soft tummy, tiny freshly shaved folds, tone little butt, soft talented feet. Thorough strong massage from that little package to boot. I eased down those steps effortlessly with my cup of water after that lovely workout. I'll be hitting up her beautiful smile again soon.

Can't agree more. No grannies here guys, every girl there is young and cute. Anna and Kiki are also worth the price of admission (+tip).

Fair warning: MMS is strict with the girls on FS, so if that's your bag move on!

[Kampfire]

Um, too many windows open? Forgive me this report should have been posted here not the Escort thread.

Mia had me out of my BOX last week. Although not FS I was allowed to explore every nook of the magic kingdom by opting for her HE CBJ FastPass. Mmmm perfect dark gumdrop topped B's, tight soft tummy, tiny freshly shaved folds, tone little butt, soft talented feet. Thorough strong massage from that little package to boot. I eased down those steps effortlessly with my cup of water after that lovely workout. I'll be hitting up her beautiful smile again soon.

[MarkMike1]

JamesM2,

In a nutshell, I was not discreet. No way should I have broadcast her info like that.

Week 3 of no MPs in the books - $80 x 3 = $240 saved.

Someone posted about Latin stars in VC. Too far as I only have 1-hour lunch break (I work in Woodland Hills.) not free evenings & weekends.

Seeking busty fun woman for massage. Does she exist in west San Fernando valley?

[JamesM2]

Feel bad about exposing Lola. I handled that wrong. Goaded into giving-up her info when I shouldn't have.

Lesson learned.

What is it that you handled wrong, and what is wrong with giving info.

I looked through all the post and didn't see anything wrong.

I want to know so I don't make a mistake on here and do something that's not right to do.

[Marcath]

Visited Santori over the weekend. Did a 1/2 hr and ended up with Mary. Should have called and asked for Jenny before going. Massage was weak and Mary's hands had callouses and would scratch me with almost every rub. Handy was offered but I declined. May still return but only for Jenny as recommened.