Massage Parlor Reports

**Revgtr** · 02-06-19 14:01

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

There is no reason to bring anything like that. I was at a Korean spa and there were a half dozen roses in the garbage. I asked why and she said someone brought them, she did not know why he did but and she did not like flowers or him. LOL.

This reminds me of when I first started going to AMPs in the early '90's. I was mainly frequenting the VIP spa on Wise Rd in Schaumburg which eventually morphed into the location at 5050 and. Cumberland. I started bringing a small box of candy as a present every time I went there. They seemed to get a kick out of it and would share with the other girls. Eventually they started calling me "Candy Man" and always remembered me. As I began frequenting other spas, and girls moved on to other locations, these same girls would remember me and new girls would also enjoy my boxes of candy and call me "Candy Man". I became pretty well recognized at a lot of spas by doing this. It was a lot of fun and I managed to get excellent service as a result. So many good memories.

I have been pretty much retired from the spa scene for a while now as I no longer work and don't have a lot of excuses for getting away from the house without my wife, LOL. The AMP scene from the early 90's through 2006 seemed much different than it is now. There were actually young Asian girls who were born in the US working at VIP and some of the other spas. I probably averaged 3-4 appointments per month and will never forget those times.

Anyway, the box of candy strategy was a huge winner for me. The other bit of advice is to always treat the girls like you would someone that you were dating. They have a very boring routine and deal with a lot of total assholes. They always seemed to appreciate good conversation and a sense of humor.

**DMichaels69** · 02-06-19 09:03

There is no reason to bring anything like that. I was at a Korean spa and there were a half dozen roses in the garbage. I asked why and she said someone brought them, she did not know why he did but and she did not like flowers or him. LOL.

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

I know that not all Chinese women are the same, but the Chinese women that I know, would never eat chocolate or candy. Most of these women are crazy about their weight and wouldn't dare eat candy. I will give you an example. Last week I was at a Spa where I am friendly with a few of the girls and they told me to go to the kitchen and have some soup. I went into the kitchen and they gave me a bowl of soup. I looked over at the counter and there was the largest collection of cookies that I had ever seen. It was like Cookie Monsters wet dream, there had to be at least 20 of those blue tins from Walgreens with the Royal Danish cookies and every other cookie that you could imagine. I asked them why in the hell they had a 50 years supply of cookies. They explained to me that starting in December, Mongers started bringing them cookies as holiday gifts. These women don't eat sweets and now they had a an endless supply of cookies. I was more than happy to help them with the cookie problem. I think that I will go have some cookies and milk right now. LOL. SaintChuck.

**SaintChuck** · 02-06-19 01:01

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Candies (or ice cream) + cash hopefully will make her exited and sweat, but make sure to present it before she starts. In my past I've done all this, but have never received more services than I usually had. Maybe I was unlucky or maybe mts don't give a shit about some BS signs of appreciation.

I know that not all Chinese women are the same, but the Chinese women that I know, would never eat chocolate or candy. Most of these women are crazy about their weight and wouldn't dare eat candy. I will give you an example. Last week I was at a Spa where I am friendly with a few of the girls and they told me to go to the kitchen and have some soup. I went into the kitchen and they gave me a bowl of soup. I looked over at the counter and there was the largest collection of cookies that I had ever seen. It was like Cookie Monsters wet dream, there had to be at least 20 of those blue tins from Walgreens with the Royal Danish cookies and every other cookie that you could imagine. I asked them why in the hell they had a 50 years supply of cookies. They explained to me that starting in December, Mongers started bringing them cookies as holiday gifts. These women don't eat sweets and now they had a an endless supply of cookies. I was more than happy to help them with the cookie problem. I think that I will go have some cookies and milk right now. LOL. SaintChuck.

**Walker333** · 02-05-19 20:46

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

So does anyone have a recommendation for a small gift for my fav. Provider? I just want to give her something that shows I am fond of her, and I want to fondle her. Something to express my thanks, and kind of set me apart from you other mongers.

Candies (or ice cream) + cash hopefully will make her exited and sweat, but make sure to present it before she starts. In my past I've done all this, but have never received more services than I usually had. Maybe I was unlucky or maybe mts don't give a shit about some BS signs of appreciation.

**Bacomp** · 02-05-19 18:57

Have you fellows tried VIP Spa in Streamwood on Bartlett Road? I'm curious to try it I went in today and the mamasan said they were busy and that I should come back in a half hour. I remember she's the same mamasan that shut me down during a test reach during a massage when she had the spot down the street and insisted that they were strictly legit. So I'm wondering how you gentlemen fared here.

**Ohboy** · 02-05-19 12:18

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

If you find one of them that appreciates more than cash and provides superior service because of it, let us know. That's a unicorn.

Like I said, I can fatansize. I would like to find one who seems nice, and appreciative. I know that's asking a lot, but I don't mind her faking it.

**DMichaels69** · 02-05-19 12:14

If you find one of them that appreciates more than cash and provides superior service because of it, let us know. That's a unicorn.

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

Thanks, I will do that, but I want to stand out in her memory too. Like maybe she remembers my thoughtfulness and provides some kind of superior service. I know, but I can fantasize.

**Ohboy** · 02-05-19 11:58

Originally Posted by MikeJones333 [View Original Post]

Just give her more cash. She'll love you long time.

Thanks, I will do that, but I want to stand out in her memory too. Like maybe she remembers my thoughtfulness and provides some kind of superior service. I know, but I can fantasize.

**MikeJones333** · 02-05-19 11:52

Originally Posted by Ohboy [View Original Post]

So does anyone have a recommendation for a small gift for my fav. Provider? I just want to give her something that shows I am fond of her, and I want to fondle her. Something to express my thanks, and kind of set me apart from you other mongers.

Just give her more cash. She'll love you long time.

**Ohboy** · 02-05-19 11:48

So does anyone have a recommendation for a small gift for my fav. Provider? I just want to give her something that shows I am fond of her, and I want to fondle her. Something to express my thanks, and kind of set me apart from you other mongers.

**Another Jagoff** · 02-03-19 12:45

Originally Posted by NotDeadYet [View Original Post]

From another site, listed as non-erotic; 20 reviews, not one reports anything but average to very good massage. Either accurate or keeping info secure; you decide. . .

Poster says MT left room because she said he was "taking too long to release" and then poster declares unceremoniously "No L1 here". I don't get it; which is it? Inherently contradictory prose.

**Not Dead Yet** · 02-03-19 00:46

Originally Posted by MikeJones333 [View Original Post]

L1 offered here?

From another site, listed as non-erotic; 20 reviews, not one reports anything but average to very good massage. Either accurate or keeping info secure; you decide. . .

**MikeJones333** · 02-02-19 13:56

Originally Posted by DJChitown [View Original Post]

Had one of the best massages ever at Sun Massage in Schaumburg by Lisa. She is a mature Asian with a large rack. Nice personality. There was a young lady there but I drew Lisa. I will go back. 65 plus 20 tip and she gave me that look like she deserved more. Fuck that.

L1 offered here?

**Night Owl25** · 01-30-19 16:18

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

Over the past few years I have done a shit load of Mongering in Carol Stream. I thought that I had been to every AMP in Carol Stream. Last week I received a text with an address to a spa that I have never heard of. I drove over there and it is called Best Spa, it is on Elk Trail. Kind of a strange location, it is in a strip mall that is located in the middle of a subdivision. Anybody that has been visiting the Carol Stream AMP's over the past few years will probably know who my provider was. She is around 50 with HUGE fake tits. A very nice woman that makes sure you leave with a smile on your face. Seniors can PM me if you need more details. I am not sure how long this place has been around, but I have never seen any reports on it or talked to anybody that knew about this place. SaintChuck.

Checked it out. I've seen her before too. Great rack and I left very happy. I appreciate you sharing!