Massage Parlor Reports

[ScottClark9]

... the doorbell kept ringing and so she and the other worker had to take turns jumping out of their respective rooms every 5 minutes or even less!

This is one of my big pet peeves with AMPs. It really ruins the mood.

I know they probably can't afford it, but it'd be nice if they had an additional person as a "receptionist" to handle the door when all the providers are otherwise occupied.

[PeaceHeaven]

When is Summer coming back to brighten up my day?

I liked her.

I had another visit to this place this week. The woman that I had last week ("Annie") had left for vacation. She was definitely cute as hell and a ton of fun! Oh well. There was a new girl there named Abby, who is thin, taller, and has LIGHTENED hair. I would guess 35-ish, great body if you like thin. Went for 1/2 hour at her suggestion. Started with usual light massage and then flip, "What you want?" . Opted for HE as the doorbell kept ringing and so she and the other worker had to take turns jumping out of their respective rooms every 5 minutes or even less! That place was BUSY and this was in the AM!! Finished up and she promised me more relaxed time if I came back when not so busy. I will take her up on that as she has a good attitude and was honest and apologetic about the rush-finish. I will try some evening and hope for less interruptions! These girls are working hard if it is busy like that, so I cut them some slack and hope they repay later. PH.

[Patten]

Really? Last time I saw her she had just dumped her boyfriend. That is a pretty sudden turnaround.

I didn't comment on it but I've noticed it a few times over the past few months.

[Thoren2002]

She's still around for sure. On a side note. Has anyone noticed her wedding / engagement ring? Maybe that's the cause for retirement?

Really? Last time I saw her she had just dumped her boyfriend. That is a pretty sudden turnaround.

[Patten]

Anyone know if she has retired officially? I haven't been able to get through.

She's still around for sure. On a side note. Has anyone noticed her wedding / engagement ring? Maybe that's the cause for retirement?

[Sounds]

When is Summer coming back to brighten up my day?

I liked her.

My favorite at can't by far.

[Thoren2002]

As a matter of fact, helped me with some relief today.

Cool, then maybe I am just having phone issues. I would love another chance to grab that fine ass of hers.

[Yogurt Slinger]

Anyone know if she has retired officially? I haven't been able to get through.

As a matter of fact, helped me with some relief today.

[Thoren2002]

Anyone know if she has retired officially? I haven't been able to get through.

[Rubman18]

When is Summer coming back to brighten up my day?

I liked her.

[MarriedTom]

Anyone been to the can't this week or last? Did Tony get his house in order?

I hope so. He never replied to my post after He asked what was wrong. Hopefully He takes note.

[Wabbitt9]

New girls coming soon.

Good to hear. I've been staying away after my last garbage experience and the bad reviews since then.

[TonyT1962]

New girls coming soon.

[BarebakRussian]

Anyone been to the can't this week or last? Did Tony get his house in order?

[Attract]

I visited them a few days back. The same lady opened the door, I asked if there was another lady, she said she is busy. I just walked out. I am glad that I did so. She appeared to be in 60's for sure.

Not having been to envelope in over a year, always seeking the new experience and, thinking things might have changed since the last reports on envelope I dropped in for some pre-Superbowl relief. When I met granny, I should have bailed but I wasn't in the mood to switch gears, time was short. Granny, a / k / a Linda is clearly well into her sixties (maybe 70's) and shaped like a grandma, bigger gut, belly, saggy top and no ass. The 1/2 hour rub was simply okay, it passed the time to the flip, there was a little teasing before the flip but not enough to register any excitement or rise on my part. The finish was awful, the kind where you have to concentrate to make anything happen. I asked her 4 times to slow down, she appeared to not understand my directions at all. I met the other somewhat younger and plumper girl on the way out, also not my cup of tea. I got the drift that plenty more was available but I wouldn't be interested even if it were free. REALLY!

We need more AMP reviews to help support our favorites and close down the ones that just don't measure up anymore. If I can't have fun at least give me a decent massage!

No mo envelope!

ARG.