Tijuana Reports

[SpikeBites]

I have not seen them allow the guys to operate the dildo but I have seen other stuff. Two girls with one dildo inside each of them. A guy pulled onto the stage with only his underwear on while small and big dildos slapped on his ass.

Shoot last weekend a cute young girl was running around the club wearing only cream and pushing her dildo into guys all around the 2nd floor stage.

They do allow guys operate the dildo on the power tool but it costs $5 LOL. My friend did it last week. Be prepared to get shaving cream all of you though.

[Captain Solo]

For the last 18 years, I go to Tijuana by myself or with a few bros, sometimes twice a week.

All your questions have been answered or debated to death in the Tijuana thread of the sister site, INTERNATIONALSEXGUIDE. NL.

1. HK's VIP card, $50 for 3 months, gives you 80% discount off for any room in hotel Cascada and Monday and Tuesday. Single rooms would cost only $12 vs $65 full rack rate. Other days only 20% off. It also gives you other perks. Cascada is the best, cleanest, most convenient to date girls hotel in Zona Norte. I have never had anything stolen from me in Cascada. Most street giorls would walk to Cascada. You need to book reservation on line early, or rooms may be sold out on major holidays.

2. UBER and Taxi rates are about the same, 50 pesos or $3 from border to HK club on Coahuila. UBER has to wait but Taxis are everywhere. Hold out a 50 peso note or $3 to make sure they agree before riding.

3. I ususally take cash in pesos out of the Scotia ATM next to bar Adelita. It charges only 9 pesos terminal fee, plus whatever your bank charges for international transaction. In my case Bank America does not charge for foreign transaction. Figure per day $65 for room, $200 for 2 bar girls or $60 for 2 street girls. $50 for drinks and tips in the club, $30 for food, $5 for taxi. Daily cost would range from $210 for 2 street girls to $350 for 2 bar girls. $1,000 for 3 days is workable. I always deal in pesos and get lower local rates from the girls.

4. Ped East takes you to the trolley in case you want to go to San Diego. Ped West is about 1 mile West, a good walk.

5. don't know what Steve Osprey said about Tijuana. It's one of the easiest and cheapest place for sex with model-quality girls 24/7/365. The strip bars are always open to welcome mongers with open arms. Stay around the well-lit bar block with dozens local cops, state cops, Federal cops, Army, Marinas patrolling on foot, on cars and on trucks. Don't wander off by yourself into the dark neigborhood, and you are plenty safe, safer than in downtown Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago for sure.

For more info, read the Tijauna thread in INTERNATIONALSEXGUIDE. NL.

Just sent my passport card application today!!

1. I read on a strip club review site about HK VIP card which gives discounts on the hotel there. Should I go that route or just book a nearby hotel? I like the idea of the convenience of just going up with the hottie but the hotel seems by description sorta lame and potentially unsafe as far as stuff in room being stolen. Would there be any chance of that hotel being sold out? The advantage of a different hotel as far as I can tell is the street girls.

2. Uber vs taxis.

3. Bring cash vs. Go to ATM there. Would hate to lose a bunch of cash assuming I keep it on my person. I plan on spending 1 k staying Thursday night leaving Sunday. I plan on two encounters per day. Does this budget seem workable? Any advantage of bringing pesos?

4. East vs. West border checkpoint, especially leaving.

5. Google "'Steve Osprey' TripAdvisor" and please tell me he is out of his effing mind. I'm thinking he is a religious zealot trying to dissuade the likes of us.

Thanks ahead of time. PMs are fine I'd youd rather. Obviously I plan to RTFF but I came up with this plan less than 11 hours ago.

[Hadez]

At HK, the slightly older girls will have shaving cream fights on the back stage. You can do whatever you want, and I have done a wrist deep pelvic exam that would make any gynecologist blush. Most fun is to slap the tip to her ass because it sticks to the wet skin. I haven't seen a dildo on a saw but, what the hell, could be. All else is on the table.

C3.

I have not seen them allow the guys to operate the dildo but I have seen other stuff. Two girls with one dildo inside each of them. A guy pulled onto the stage with only his underwear on while small and big dildos slapped on his ass.

Shoot last weekend a cute young girl was running around the club wearing only cream and pushing her dildo into guys all around the 2nd floor stage.

[Dr StrangeLust]

Just sent my passport card application today!!

1. I read on a strip club review site about HK VIP card which gives discounts on the hotel there. Should I go that route or just book a nearby hotel? I like the idea of the convenience of just going up with the hottie but the hotel seems by description sorta lame and potentially unsafe as far as stuff in room being stolen. Would there be any chance of that hotel being sold out? The advantage of a different hotel as far as I can tell is the street girls.

2. Uber vs taxis.

3. Bring cash vs. Go to ATM there. Would hate to lose a bunch of cash assuming I keep it on my person. I plan on spending 1 k staying Thursday night leaving Sunday. I plan on two encounters per day. Does this budget seem workable? Any advantage of bringing pesos?

4. East vs. West border checkpoint, especially leaving.

5. Google "'Steve Osprey' TripAdvisor" and please tell me he is out of his effing mind. I'm thinking he is a religious zealot trying to dissuade the likes of us.

Thanks ahead of time. PMs are fine I'd youd rather. Obviously I plan to RTFF but I came up with this plan less than 11 hours ago.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Don't know how it is these days, but, in the 1990's / early 2000's they would straighten the bed up, scoop up used condums and flush the toilet.

If you're squeamish, "sabana limpia" and $1 tip should get you a clean sheet.

Thanks for the responses TJD and C3! Greatly appreciated. The so called clean sheets reminds me of a story at a Tijuana restaurant. Patrons were given tortilla chips from another table where customers just left, so they requested fresh chips. The waiter takes the bowl of chips into the kitchen and comes back with another bowl of chips satisfying the patrons. As they were leaving the kitchen door was open and they saw all the leftover chips being tossed into a big bucket that another waiter used to fill a basket which he placed on a table for new patrons. Fresh chips and clean sheets are a relative term in Tijuana.

[Camera3]

I'm still too much of a pussy to venture across the border but keep hearing stories that are pushing me over! I'm at a bar talking about Tijuana and one of the dudes says he was just there and was given a reciprocating saw with a dildo attachment to use on a hot tiny Mexican gal! I wanted to know more but the dude split. Is this common, where, cost, private or public. Anyone have more info on this action?

At HK, the slightly older girls will have shaving cream fights on the back stage. You can do whatever you want, and I have done a wrist deep pelvic exam that would make any gynecologist blush. Most fun is to slap the tip to her ass because it sticks to the wet skin. I haven't seen a dildo on a saw but, what the hell, could be. All else is on the table.

C3.

[Camera3]

What beer do they give you?

At HK it is Corona. Interesting, the girls beer is much smaller than the ones they bring us guys.

C3.

[TJ Dog]

I'm still too much of a pussy to venture across the border but keep hearing stories that are pushing me over! I'm at a bar talking about Tijuana and one of the dudes says he was just there and was given a reciprocating saw with a dildo attachment to use on a hot tiny Mexican gal! I wanted to know more but the dude split. Is this common, where, cost, private or public. Anyone have more info on this action?

Sounds like the Shaving Crème show at HK.

[TJ Dog]

Do they actually do anything? Are the sheets changed or just straightened?

Don't know how it is these days, but, in the 1990's / early 2000's they would straighten the bed up, scoop up used condums and flush the toilet.

If you're squeamish, "sabana limpia" and $1 tip should get you a clean sheet.

[Hadez]

Went to Tijuana Friday. Went to a bunch of different clubs.

The action was going good in HK and Chicago even before nightfall. Once 7 PM rolled around there were amazing hot girls all over including the street girls.

Got one really hot street girl for 40+5 room fee. I partake in street action time to time specially when I find girls that are my type and hot. The club girls always perform the best imo.

Chicago is starting to pass Adelitas for me in both looks and performance.

The winner was Hong Kong. There was easily 2-3 girls I would give top ratings in looks. I mean. TOP ratings. Easily another 15 that would be on a Victoria Secret run way and easily compete with the other girls in hottness.

I partook in a nice body natural breast dark curly haired beauty named Yuri. Very responsive while doing multiple positions. She wanted 100. Probably could have negotiated less but honestly she was hot enough to ask for more imo. This gal deserved an award for her performance. Afterwards I paid for a couple more drinks and the whole time it was essentially a full contact lap dance. In fact most US clubs would have probably thrown me out for the mutual touching.

Had another tatted petite spinner for 80. Forgot her name but it started with a M. She was even more wild. Petite is not my usual type but her ass had a perfect heart shape.

The girl I got at Chicago while not as hot as the HK girls was hotter than any of the Adelita girls. She spoke no English and I have very limited Spanish ability. Do not need to speak Spanish to get the little guy wet but these girls are definitely more fun when I talk with them.

Tijuana is a paradise for guys like us.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'm still too much of a pussy to venture across the border but keep hearing stories that are pushing me over! I'm at a bar talking about Tijuana and one of the dudes says he was just there and was given a reciprocating saw with a dildo attachment to use on a hot tiny Mexican gal! I wanted to know more but the dude split. Is this common, where, cost, private or public. Anyone have more info on this action?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Before you leave the room put $1 on the counter. When the cum boys ask for money, just tell them the tip is in the room. It silences them instantly and you don't feel like a cheap SOB.

Do they actually do anything? Are the sheets changed or just straightened?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Keep in mind, if you don't like the shitty beers upon entry, take it to the bar. Don't open the drink. Take your unopened entry beer to the bartender and tell him you want to trade it. I had one friend trade it for an Orange Juice because he doesn't drink alcohol.

What beer do they give you?

[Captain Solo]

The $9 ficha drinks pay for the girls' companies. You can do whatever you want with the girls while they are there.

Most girls would do all sorts of wild full-contact lap dances with the fichas. You can encourage them with a few $1 tips but you really don't have to. I would squeeze a few $ into their crotches as the precursor to finger their hot pussies hehe. It helps to confirm their pussies smell good and sexy for the sessions upstairs.

The $9 ficha drink to bar girls will last as long as the girls want, usually 15 to 20 min of full-contact lap dance. A student pulled down her bras for me to suck on her tits and her panties so I could finger her pussyat the table. She was all wet and sloppy, hehe.

What do you guys normally tip the bar girl for lap dances? I've been hearing +8 tip or something like that.

[The Tall Man]

Before you leave the room put $1 on the counter. When the cum boys ask for money, just tell them the tip is in the room. It silences them instantly and you don't feel like a cheap SOB.

A great idea! I must do this and watch as 2 or 3 or 4 of the cum cleaning guys who always ask for tips to go running into the room you just left.

The Tall Man.