Streetwalker Reports

[TommyJohn]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

Never have a ever wanted the answer to, did you fart in my car, to be yes. But that would have been better than shitting in it! Sorry this happened, but thanks for sharing!

[Hillbilly Bob]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

Made the long drive to Florida straight through. I was tired and sent straight to bed. This morning made my coffee before unloading the truck. Poured my coffee and set down to read the forum. Now can't unpack until I clean the table an floor.

Spit my coffee everywhere reading this laughing. Thanks HL. You made my day.

Everyone stay safe I will see you in March. I will keep reading the Cincy board. Always use a good laugh. HB.

[JustACustomer]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

*Wipes tears from eyes*.

[LurkinGround]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

Dude, I'm sorry that happened to you but that is some FUNNY SHIT!! Pun intended!

I really needed a good laugh and I had to wipe the tears from my eyes just to write this.

Not laughing at the situation but your description of the events.

[Kenal1]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

If I heard that story anywhere else I probably wouldn't believe it, but in this forum? Hell yes! The good news, HL, is that the next time a girl no-shows or goes crickets on you, you can always say, "Well, at least she didn't shit in my car". Hilarious.

[MikeMichigan]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

I don't know if I am supposed to laugh or cry at this story. Laugh because the way you tell it is very amusing and unbelievable. Cry because I had posted a string about skanky smelling first experience and how it almost ruined me for the hobby.

I would have to hang it up, and never try again if that happened to me. I almost did not try after my first stinky nauseating situation but fortunately I found clean providers.

Wow. Just wow. I now know I will never pick up a street walker Wow.

I'm sorry this happened to you but rest assured your misfortune has helped another 🙂.

MM.

[ThatGuy011]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

Well, you just gave me reason number 951XXX8572 not to use my vehicle for play.

[HuntLadys29]

I have an utr lady I've been banging off and on for about 2 years she went to prison for 3 months when she got out this past Friday she shot me a text. Unfortunately our schedules weren't matching up she was going to take care of her business at 10 am and I was supposed to meet her at noon well her ride didn't come on time and threw everything off, since I had already taken my helper pill and didn't want to waste it I started trying other girls. It's crazy because nobody answered or returned text. So I decided to pack it in and head home. Then I spied this chick walking on McM I haven't picked up a SW ina long time she was cute and she looked familiar so I pull over. She gets right in and I can't get over how I know this chick she gave me a street name but after about 5 minutes of riding and small talk it hit me, I asked her is your name Anna she was shocked she was like yeah nobody has called me that in a long time. Like most mongers I don't forget who I've boned so I'm like no problem she isn't as nice looking as before street worn but hell I'm going to relieve this stress so I go into the store to get a condom and she asked for a pop I come back to the car and this smell hit me I asked her did you fart? She said no but the smell was overwhelming and I hadn't got into my car yet I've just got the door open but her sweatpants were down about mid thigh when she went to pull them up I saw brown streaks on my seat that clearly wasn't there before she got in then I asked her did you shit in my car? She said no now I'm livid because the smell was powerful I said get the f##k out of my car she got out in a hurry and it's good she did because I'm not sure what I would have done if she gave me any hesitation, I went back in the store got pinesol paper towels Lysol and I already had fabreeze in my car I walked around on her side to start cleaning her seat and I saw her panties lying in the parking lot and a big round turd laying next to them💩 I also found 2 little doo doo balls on the floor mat it took me an hour to get my car right. It's going to be forever before I attempt to grab some street puss agin. HL29.

[Filmbyter]

I would also like to hear about any new locations, particularly in Hamilton or Middletown. But as cold as it is out, I can't imagine they'll be many out any time soon.

It seems that the usual strolls have really dried up recently. Carthage is dead almost all of the time and I haven't come across anyone on Reading either. The Ravine corner is almost dead, and I seem to be missing the pickup spots in UPH because every time I'm in that area I don't see anyone. Are there new areas that I'm unaware of (and as a rideshare driver I'm pretty much everywhere)?

[JimJaimes]

Not telling anyone what to do but if there is a SO in the picture I think Mr. Obvious would say spend more money! Upgrade to neutral cat!

[LurkinGround]

Thanks Tanner! I wondered what people did. The subject of smell and hygiene doesn't come up that much when I am reading the forums. Probably once or twice. I am sure it has to be a bigger issue out there. These tips and tricks are very helpful.

MM.

Try lemon juice, takes that fishy smell away at a seafood restaurant. Works for skank pussy too!

[MikeMichigan]

That is exactly what I do. I have an empty gas can in my trunk, and if my car smells of perfume, and or rotten fish, I'll fill up the can and leave it in the back seat. The smell of gasoline is almost overwhelming and unbearable. But that's the point. And gasoline works great for those strong odors that will not come off your fingers no matter what. We have all experienced this I'm sure. I remember once I had the smell of young, hot sex all over me. I went to the gas station and literally splashed gasoline all over myself. Rubbed it on my neck, chest, even under the belt. When I got home to the SO I threw a huge fit about the gas pump hose breaking and spewing gasoline all over! Perfect excuse for heading directly to the shower without a hello kiss and hug from the wife. Just be careful if you are a smoker!

Thanks Tanner! I wondered what people did. The subject of smell and hygiene doesn't come up that much when I am reading the forums. Probably once or twice. I am sure it has to be a bigger issue out there. These tips and tricks are very helpful.

MM.

[TannerMk]

So my first post ever on the board was about a horrible experience I had with a woman with horrible hygiene. Would not wash off my hands for hours. Almost purposely spilled gasoline on myself to disguise the stench. (look up my first post from Michigan).

As now this is my single greatest fear, my biggest phobia. What are the tricks of the trade to kick up a SW for car play and not run a serious risk of stinking up the car, or self, or having some other significant stank to get rid of?

More gasoline perhaps?

MM.

That is exactly what I do. I have an empty gas can in my trunk, and if my car smells of perfume, and or rotten fish, I'll fill up the can and leave it in the back seat. The smell of gasoline is almost overwhelming and unbearable. But that's the point. And gasoline works great for those strong odors that will not come off your fingers no matter what. We have all experienced this I'm sure. I remember once I had the smell of young, hot sex all over me. I went to the gas station and literally splashed gasoline all over myself. Rubbed it on my neck, chest, even under the belt. When I got home to the SO I threw a huge fit about the gas pump hose breaking and spewing gasoline all over! Perfect excuse for heading directly to the shower without a hello kiss and hug from the wife. Just be careful if you are a smoker!

[TannerMk]

It seems that the usual strolls have really dried up recently. Carthage is dead almost all of the time and I haven't come across anyone on Reading either. The Ravine corner is almost dead, and I seem to be missing the pickup spots in UPH because every time I'm in that area I don't see anyone. Are there new areas that I'm unaware of (and as a rideshare driver I'm pretty much everywhere)?

I noticed a very cute blonde no older than 19 or 20 today at 68th and fp in Carthage today. She made eye contact and I was going to circle around but I noticed LEO parked on 69th. I went on my way.

[MikeMichigan]

Just curious, how do you operate if you don't let them in your vehicles? You just find a back alley wherever in any weather? I'd also rather not have people noticing or in my vehicle.

So my first post ever on the board was about a horrible experience I had with a woman with horrible hygiene. Would not wash off my hands for hours. Almost purposely spilled gasoline on myself to disguise the stench. (look up my first post from Michigan).

As now this is my single greatest fear, my biggest phobia. What are the tricks of the trade to kick up a SW for car play and not run a serious risk of stinking up the car, or self, or having some other significant stank to get rid of?

More gasoline perhaps?

MM.